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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1899404, Profile Updated: 02-15-14
Author has written 11 stories for Criminal Minds.

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ME- I'm going to keep this vague...I'm youdude (don't ask about the name :P), otherwise known as Madeline Sierra, and I like Criminal Minds, NCIS, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Castle, and Game of Thrones among others.

My name: In real life I'm normally called Madeline by my parents and Sierra by everyone else. You can find me all over the internet as either, but over here people usually go with Maddie so that's how I sign off. I'm actually Madeline, but they call me Maddie a lot. It's pronounced Ma-duh-LINE, not Ma-duh-LYNN. Like that girl in the french book who lived in rows and broke her bread and all that.

MY IN-PROGRESS STORIES-
Cookies and Lollipops:
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? I'm not going to say it's better than it sounds, because it's exactly how it sounds. But give it a shot! In progress, no pairings. Won the CM Profilers' Choice Awards for Best Humor and some other stuff.

The Art of Profiling: written like an episode of CM, so there is a case. In progress

If you want to contact me, PM me. I am NOT an active beta anymore- sorry about that!

Enjoy!

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Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Powerless by kdzl reviews
She was falling apart before their very eyes, and even now they were powerless to stop it. COMPLETED
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
You left! by LilBitOBantar reviews
Set during season 3 episode 1 in what I think should have happened! LOADS OF CASKETT! Now M rated! Please RxR xx :D
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
A New Normal by kdzl reviews
JJ's life changed forever when she was kidnapped during a case in Nebraska. Now, after three years they've found her, but working towards a new normal will be harder than any of them thought.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,674 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Brightening the Spirits by ReKoJ reviews
J.J is feeling depressed. Morgan has an issue and Hotch tries to help.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan - Complete
Elevator Revelations by MissdaVinci77 reviews
The BAU team gets stuck in an elevator overnight, so Morgan decides to play a little game of Truth or Dare! This will be fun... Slightly Reid centric if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6403 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Consequences by jungleanimal reviews
When JJ gets sick and can't make it to a press conference, Morgan has to take her place. How does the team deal with the consequences, and how does JJ deal with the guilt? JJxMorgan friendship. no pairings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,660 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Morgan
The Paths We Take by Twilighter123 reviews
As kids, Bella and Emmett were abused by Charlie. He was arrested and sent to jail, but the kids were separated through foster care. Years later, Bella's on her way to a new home. Who will she meet there? My first fan fic so please be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acadamy of Manners by O4TheLoveofBernie reviews
Bella was sent to Josephine's acadmy for lady-like finesse when her mother died, years later, taught to be prim and proper or face a severe punishment, a Sir Edward comes to Josephine's and buys Bella, takes her home and tries toheal her fear of strangers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Cookies and Lollipops reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
The Art of Manipulation reviews
After Revelations...Reid has no drug problems. But JJ can't seem to forgive herself, or forgive Morgan... No romance as of now, and there is a case. *Was 'The Art of Profiling'*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,427 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Proof reviews
A pasta party can't solve everything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Facing the Storm reviews
Rossi knew Emily was alive...and now Garcia finds out that little fact. She is not happy. R/G established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2011 - P. Garcia, D. Rossi
First reviews
The first is always the hardest. Team-centric and Reid-centric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - S. Reid
Apology Accepted reviews
A series of one-shots showing JJ and Hotch dealing with the team after 7.01. First up: JJ/Rossi
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi - Complete
Baby Blues reviews
Reid is faced with the terrifying task of approaching JJ while she's pregnant...JJ/Reid friendship, no romance. Fluff. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Converting the Scrooges reviews
The team is sorely lacking in Christmas spirit, but fortunately for them, this Christmas may just bring with it a little fun and romance...Morgan/Prentiss. Two-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Parody of CM Fanfiction reviews
I really shouldn't have written this. It truly sucks. But anyway...as the title suggests, a short parody of fanfiction itself. T for swearing and non-graphic sex and rape. UPDATED and now officially COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
Preschoolers reviews
It's official- the team is a bunch of preschoolers. Pure fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
It Isn't Always A Mistake reviews
Emily gulped. "It's like this. I...God, it's so embarrassing...I sent Hotch an email." "No!" JJ gasped, smirking. Emily huffed at her. "You don't get it. It wasn't meant for him!" Hotch/Prentiss. Rated M.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
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