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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1899626, Profile Updated: 09-20-09
Author has written 9 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Beetlejuice.

Hey people! I was totally new here, at one point. But that was like forever ago. Now I don't really consider myself old, but I'm certainly not new to this whole schpeel. Anyway here's a little information about me:

Age: The same age as Johanna Barker

Gender: Female

Name: Mackenzie

Hair Color: My hair is neither red like Mrs. Lovett's, yellow like Johanna's, nor black like Sweeney's. I wish it was red. But it's not. It's brown like Benjamin Barker's. That's as close as I can get. :(

Me in general: I have a bazillion little brothers and sisters and they all make fun of my Sweeney obsession. I harbor a dark hatred of Lucy Barker and Swucy fanfics. I love to dance and sing, sometimes at the same time. The two go hand in hand, do they not? I am a procrastinator, sadly and I like to procrastinate. :P

Favorite movies: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Grease, POTC's 1, 2 and 3, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Twelfth Night or What You Will, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Phantom of the Opera, Kung Fu Panda, Pride and Prejudice, Secret Window, The Harry Potter series and Moulin Rouge

Favorite actors: Johnny Depp (duh!) Alan Rickman Gerard Butler, Orlando Bloom, Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Michael Keaton and Antonio Banderas

Favorite actresses: Helena Bonham Carter (again, duh!) Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Annasophia Robb, Keira Knightly, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman and Abigail Breslin

I like fast cars, musicals, my laptop, Johnny Depp, the seaside, playing in the rain, reading fanfiction, my best friend's dog, making fun of High School Musical, watching movies, eating ice cream, playing the piano and a bunch of other things that I'm not going to type. Oh and I'm completely obsessed with Sweeney Todd (starts to sing Epiphany)

I don't like school, cold winter days with no snow, oatmeal, Miley Cyrus, making my bed, babysitting my little brothers and sisters when they're hyped up on sugar, moving, waking up early, coming home from vacation, Lucy Barker, trips to the orthodontist and that nasty fluoride you get at the dentist. I swear, I'm allergic to that stuff!

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

Just so you know, I am a die-hard Sweenett lover. I hate, despise, loathe and strongly dislike Lucy Barker. She deserved to die. Then again, don't we all? Tee-hee. Anyway, I think that my beloved Sweeney either belongs with Mrs. Lovett or me. Unfortunately, he and I don't live in the same time period, so that leaves Mrs. Lovett. Oh well, she'll take good care of him I'm sure. :P

Quotes I love:

"Get up you idiot!" -my 7 year old brother who is trying to give my 5 year old sister a boost

"Gimme...The...Money!!" -my 3 year old sister

(my friend Lisabeth) "What the heck is that?"

(me, viewing this as a perfect opportunity) "Priest! Have a little priest."

(Lisabeth) "Excuse me?"

(me, rolling eyes) "You're supposed to say, 'Is is really good?'. What's your problem?"

"Not to mention that fact that you're talking to a dead guy. D'ya think I'm qualified?!" -Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)

"It's right u- OHMYGOD it's a narwhale! Narwhale! The narwhale's gonna kill us!!" - Charlie the unicorn's... er... companions (Charlie the Unicorn 3)

"For your information, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all until it's been whipped with whips. Everyone knows that." -Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

"Survival...of the...fittest!" - Sid the Sloth (Ice Age)

"Okay... people are dead." - Wade (X-men Origins: Wolverine)

"And what is it we are meant to have wrote? Er, written." - Monsieur Fireman (Phantom of the Opera)

"I love the word siesta. Almost as much as I love the word procrastination. Hmm, procrastination and siesta. The two words that describe my life." -Me

"Bloody Hell!" -Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Wow. Koo-koo-cachu got screwed." - Logan (X-men Origins: Wolverine)

Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

coughsweenettscough

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman)

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

5. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it)

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD

13 Ways to know you're obsessed with Secret Window

1. You get scared whenever you see a shovel or a screwdriver

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically, but then bite into it, being careful to make a loud sound (Okay, I can't actually do that because I have braces. But I do saw it off the cob and crunch it.)

3. When you see corn you yell "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie

5. You have a fan-girl freak out whenever you see Morton Salt

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but applied it to someone else you know

7. You noticed I forgot the line "oh" above. It should be "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a bottle of Mountain Dew. It's gotta be a can!

9. Even though it's a fictional story, it's changed your opinion about cabins on lakes

10. You say "Chiicccooo doonn'tt beee diiissccourraggged" to all your pets and/or friends

11. Whenever someone you know gets braces you say "Braces. Getting a few things straightened out?"

12. If you don't already have a southern accent, you talk in one and when someone asks you about it you answer, "It's just the way I talk."

13. You plan on copying and pasting this to your profile, then adding a bunch of other stuff to it.

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Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
With Each Moment by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Nellie made a dangerous attempt when Benjamin taken taken from her, but will Sweeney choose to save her from her own self when she tries it again? Will Sweeney save her, or lose her forever? Please r r.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
A Messy Christmas Morning by NelliethePieAngel reviews
It's Christmas on Fleet Street. Will the feel of the holiday season change the mood of a certain demon barber toward a certain baker? Enjoy you Sweeney fans you. Rated T just to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
I Could Eat You Up, I Really Could by Dollymop reviews
Mrs. Lovett introduces Mr. Todd to, ahem, 'oral pleasure'. Sweenett. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
It All Began With A Note by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Benjamin and Nellie have felt something for years, so Ben sends small notes to her constantly. He has one rule about them, but what will happen when he's taken away, for life? Happy reviews are happy things.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Phantom of the Opera in group therapy by Violet Eyes of Fire reviews
The chracters of Phantom of the Opera need to work out their issues in a productive, nonviolent way. Through group therapy! What could possibly go wrong? If you read, please review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Group Therapy by Violet Eyes of Fire reviews
The charcaters of Sweeney Todd need to work out their issues in a productive non violent way. Or so the therapist says. What could possibly go wrong? If you read, please review.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Of Robberies And Love by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Will a traumatic experience lead to a new romance? When a man comes after our dear baker, will the demon of her dreams come to her rescue? Please enjoy, and don't forget to review. : Rated T for brief physical abuse, and use of the b-word.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Bright side by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd find out that even the most horrible situation can lead to something pleasant.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Beyond the Vail by Martin Baker reviews
For what is left when a man is done with the one fowl deed that defined his place?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin
New Life by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Some plants start to grow again when they are seemingly destroyed. Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett discover that for human beings can go the same thing.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Blade of Madness by Shedemei reviews
Sweeney Todd desperately wants his Lucy back. Mrs. Lovett insists that madness can kill a person just as a razor can. Gradual Sweenett. Complete!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,599 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Edge of Sin by allg0nemadd reviews
She was a pool of sin he should have altogether avoided, but did not. Instead, he stood on the edge, looking into the temptation with a morbid hunger much like the one he felt when he caressed the blade of his razor." Toddett, ADULT CONTENT, mild gore.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Night in the Past by Lovett Lover reviews
Fate could change everything...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Miracle on Fleet Street by thecat-and-thefiddle reviews
Based on the Movie, not the play A small collection of instances where the Demon Barber has proved himself worthy of the gates of Heaven.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008
I Can't Quite Feel You, Johanna by Royal Typewriter reviews
Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
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The Year Things Went Awry reviews
This Christmas, Mrs. Lovett tries to make the season as bright as possible, for Toby and Mr. Todd. But unfortunately for them, nothing goes according to plan, or tradition. Can they still have a fantastic Christmas? Sweenet.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
You And Me, Mr T, By The Beautiful Sea reviews
When Mrs. Lovett falls ill, the only way for her to recover is a trip to the seaside. Of course, Toby and Mr. Todd come. Mr. Todd is not thrilled, and tries to make it a miserable trip, but it's so hard with Mrs. Lovett's contagious happiness. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
Alive And Full Of Joy reviews
One rainy day certain people are feeling rather depressed. But don't worry, things end up much better than they began. Sweenett, sort of.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Beetlejuice: A Sweeney Todd Story reviews
AU. Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett are killed in a tragic accident and the pie shop is sold to Adolfo Pirelli and his boy Toby. The barber and baker must try to get them to leave the shop, but will they be scary enough to do the job? Sweenett of course!
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Love makes one do strange things reviews
She really didn't want to fall in love with Mr. Todd. She hadn't loved Benjamin, and Sweeney was Benjamin, right? But if she wasn't in love, why was she doing all this? Rated for like one word that isn't exactly proper.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
These Eyes reviews
These eyes will deceive you. They will destroy you. They will take from you your innocence. Your pride. And eventually your soul.... These are the eyes of a psychopath
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Hysterical Window Washing reviews
It's a lovely day on Fleet Street and Mrs. Lovett has some fun washing the shop windows with Toby. But Mr. Todd doesn't like their antics. Uh-oh!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Tantrum reviews
Did you ever wonder what Mrs. Lovett did after Anthony left? Read to find out!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Books reviews
What happens when Toby brings home a book? Read to find out. Toddett if you look really hard. My first fanfic so please have some pity.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete