Author has written 50 stories for Zorro, Earth: Final Conflict, JAG, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Labyrinth, Mummy, X-Men: Evolution, Sherlock Holmes, Star Wars, Angel, Andromeda, Nanny, Equilibrium, Caroline In The City, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Superman, X-overs, Misc. Movies, Hellboy, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Doctor Who, and Megamind.
My devoted fans, worshippers, and antagonists, First let me say I appreciate your unswerving loyalty (excepting the bribes of course) and unending support. (especially from my enemies) You have been my inspiration and my guides. But that's more than enough about you...let's talk about me.
I never update my biography, so I'll just say I was born in 1987. You guys can do the math if you're really that curious. I'm an unmarried, heterosexual female hopelessly in love with a married, homosexual man (Alan Cumming). I lived most of my life under a rock and then I discovered fanfiction; we've been inseperable ever since. I'm currently matriculating and likely will be for some time. I enjoy painting by numbers, ogling, musicals, ranch dressing, and violating unenforcible laws. Encores available upon request.
I recently created an Etsy page, if anyone is interested in crafty nature-inspired jewelry, you are welcome to take a look:
Also check me out on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr under my Nom de Plume, Cakewolf:
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." -Unknown
"It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down shouting, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the space-time-continuum!' or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!'" -Terry Pratchett
"Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal." -Neil Gaimon
"Where there's a phallus, there's usually a fallacy." -Uknown