Author has written 50 stories for Zorro, Earth: Final Conflict, JAG, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Labyrinth, Mummy, X-Men: Evolution, Sherlock Holmes, Star Wars, Angel, Andromeda, Nanny, Equilibrium, Caroline In The City, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Superman, X-overs, Misc. Movies, Hellboy, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Doctor Who, and Megamind.
My devoted fans, worshippers, and antagonists, First let me say I appreciate your unswerving loyalty (excepting the bribes of course) and unending support. (especially from my enemies) You have been my inspiration and my guides. But that's more than enough about you...let's talk about me. I lived most of my life under a rock and then I discovered fanfiction; we've been inseparable ever since. I'm currently matriculating and likely will be for some time. I enjoy painting by numbers, ogling, musicals, carousels, and violating unenforceable laws. Encores available upon request.
"It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down shouting, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the space-time-continuum!' or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!'" -Terry Pratchett
"Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal." -Neil Gaimon
"Where there's a phallus, there's usually a fallacy." -Uknown