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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Wow what ya wanna know, well ummmm...How old am I- As old as how old I am, Where do I live-In a house on planet earth, Sex-Yes please...haha well all im gonna tell ya is I dont have a penis I think ya can figure this one out on your own. So know that we have that out of the way let me just say that I love to write, but I think that I SUCK at it. I want to appologize for how long it takes me to update...I is a slow writer -er- typer- um -whatever you get what I saying...I hope.

I AM OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT...I dont know if it is healthy but who cares! I am so Team Edward but I have nothing against Jacob.

Ok if you havent done this yet go to Google Images and type in "107 Year Old Virgin" and have a good ol' laugh, cause I sure did-a.

Save A Horse Ride A Edward. I was bored!

DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!
song I could think of

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the leather seats on my shiny Volvo
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my Volvo
And I Drive into Forks
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade my Volvo.
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only Stupid Shiny Volvo owner left in this town

And I saddle up my Volvo
And I Drive into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

I'm Bella Swan
That's what she said
In the back of my Volvo
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a Edward Cullen time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
Of my Badass reputation
Had me begging for salvation
All night long
So I took her out climbing trees
Introduced her to my dog (jacob)
And played her every Mozart

And we made love
And I saddle up my Volvo
And I drive into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Driving up and down Forks
On my shiny Volvo
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a Edward.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a Edward.

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Edward.
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride A Edward.

Well, Well, Well I am probably boring you with my chatter so all I ask is that you have a lovely day and that if you have time read and reveiw my stories..please?

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,642 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice reviews
AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Collide by twi-ction reviews
AH,AU: Rated M for sexual content, language, and adult themes. When a car crash forces interaction between Edward and Bella, they change each others live forever. Can their forbidden love overcome the most terrible of antagonists, though?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,102 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Peter Pan's a Vampire by The Romantically Inept reviews
When Bella Swan was a little girl, she had a special friend. She never knew his name, but every night he'd come to her window to play with her. She called him Peter Pan. What happens when he shows up at her school twelve years later? NOT a crossover! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 2,514 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,938 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
You're Not Alone by The Romantically Inept reviews
A lonely teenage girl. A beautiful runaway. Two people with nothing in common except the one thing they never knew they needed: each other. Edward/Bella. Anonymous reviews and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism welcome please. no slashing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,511 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
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I Love Your Exsitence reviews
Edward's life is the same, day after day. Until he meets Bella Swan and falls in love with her. But he isn't the only one. All Human. Cannon pairings and lots of lemony goodness. all in EPOV Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Games with the Cullens reviews
Charlie is gone for seventen days, and Bella is going to be staying at the Cullen's house. Alice decides to play a series of games and dares. Lemons, canon pairings, a little OOC,All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heels Over Head reviews
Edward Cullen is a professtionla bull rider. Bella Swan is a reporter who must follow him to every event and interveiw him. Will Sparks fly? Maybe. All Human. Lemons in later chapters. Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella