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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1900057, Profile Updated: 05-28-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Wassup peoples!! My name is Tobi, i am a picture perfect scorpio in description (i think...), and I am MAJOR obsessed with the Twilight series! they are the best books in exsistence and lets face it, REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE!! Team Jacob all the way! well anyway, power to ya'll and when you do read my story(s) i hope you love them cause i know they are a long time in the making! LOL! Well please make sure to check out some of the my fave story's cuz they is AWESOME!! Look out for me! I'm gonna be famous one day! LOL! Peace. Love. Jacob.

(profile update day- 5/28/10)

Vote on my poll Damnit!! gets on knees to beg PLEASE?!

Real quick! c'mon people! review! I'm not gonna update unless more people review! I've gotten over 200 hits and only 15 reviews! that makes NO sense!

About me-

I AM A-

Brunette

Nerdy

Quirky

Funny

Weird

Outrageous

Trendy

Non-Conforming

Punk

Goth

Emo

Preppy

Mexican

Irish

German

Native American

White

Odd

Music-Obsessed

Team Jacob

Gay Rights Activist

Animal Rights Activist

FanFic Reading

Book Obsessed

Dance Loving

Kareoke Loving

Song/Poetry Writing

Anklet-Wearing

Single

14 Year Old Freshman

(Beat that Bitches!)

Favorite phrase(s)- this sign means i came up wit it!

(Twilight) Real men DON'T Sparkle... So where does that leave Edward?

(Harry Potter) Yule ball pictures only look good if they are of a read-headed weasel and a blond ferret!

(Life in general- i don't mean a book i mean actual life!! To steal one idea is plagerism, to steal many is research

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail, a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun!!"

A true lol can be shared

A true friends catch-phrase isn't "sh!t happens", but "i make sh!t happen"

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get stuck in jet engines!

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

DP = Dr.Pepper the best soda EVER!!~ if DP was water and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never come up, but DP's not water, and i'm not a duck, so slide me the bottle, and shut the fuck up!

what is science but questions we create answers for?

Story Status

HomeRun on my Heart- In Progress, Poll will be completed on the 1st of September

He's Gone and He better not come back- In Progress, muse is in coma... must wait for her to wake up!

British Babble- Deleted no intrest from readers

Who to chose- Complete

Second Chances- Deleted- no interst from readers

Getting Even With A Cheater- In Progress, whatcha guys think?

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...

1.) You accidentially enetered your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) AS YOU READ THIS LIST YOU KEEP NODDING AND SMILING...

8.) And let's face it, your thinking about sending this to ALL of your friends

9.) You didn't even notice something odd about number 5

10.) You scrolled up to see what i meant and saw that there WASN'T a number five

11.) you are now laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Send this if you fell for it, and you know you did!

I'm Having some difficulty with the fact that Jacob Black is a fictional character...

My warning to Jacob Black:

I will hunt you.

I will find you.

I will drug you.

I will drag you to Vegas.

I will marry you.

I will fuck you.

I won’t sign the divorce papers.

If you ever come to, that is.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

COPY AND PASTE FUN!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-Coca Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you saw a picture of Dracula, started laughing and saying "Thats not what vampires look like!"

If you love the 80s and think people should stop telling you its over and to get over it. Copy and paste this on your profile

If you had a party when you found out Blink 182 got back together even if it was just you. Copy and post this on your profile

If you are tired of your friends telling you how in love the are with strangers. Copy and paste this on your profile

If you chose to dress in black on a hot day. Copy and post this on your profile

If you know all the words to Moulin Rouge. Copy and paste this on your profile

IF YOU LIKE SKITTLES to some extent. Post this on your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Tsg553

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you you and your boyfriend fight you say he has Nothing on Jasper Hale. Crazy is when your drama teacher says you cant play the insane person in the play because you will scare the audience. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Seth's Lover. Tsg553.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't been or drunk alcohol.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) - Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive, mysterious and vague. Sensitive. Procrastinator. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and very unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Most Understanding. Unselfish. Very Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and Spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELLY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. Lively, passionate, short wit. Outgoing- easily bored. Courageous and assertive. Egotistical. Tends to physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not.
Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic.
Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring.
Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - (ME!!) The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). In dulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fu n to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious.
Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional.
Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique.
Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Stereotypes suck ass!!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it (bold applies to me! and yes i know some of these repeat... just deal with it!)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd (for me this one is funny cuz i have a necklace that i wear ALL the time that says nerd)
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(people should be able to do what ever the hell they want)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (not yet but soon! pink baby!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (ONE POINT LOW people, we'll be famous one day!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(What!?)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
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I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (shhh!)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
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I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I've TRIED POT, so I MUST be addicted

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T CRY easily, so I MUST be a heartless bitch
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I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

-Don't Be A Sterotype.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add ur name to the list (keep this going!), Tsg553

You know you are addicted to Twilight FanFiction when...

1. You were expecting Mike Newton to somehow try to win Bella in Breaking Dawn.

2. You spend hours on end reading nothing but fanfics...

3. ...even the bad ones with overused cliches.

4. All Alice does is shop, shop and shop…

5. …even when it was only mentioned in one of the Outtakes on Stephenie Meyer’s website.

6. You’re convinced that vampires play truth or dare, make bets and prank each other in their spare time.

7. You read Jasper/Bella couples…

8. …and Bella/Emmett…

9. …basically anything involving Bella slash stories that does not involve Edward or Jacob.

10. You also read Edward/Alice…

11. ...and Edward/Rosalie…

12. …need I say more?

13. Somehow, Edward and Jacob managed to place aside their immense hatred for each other, and eloped, leaving poor Bella behind…

14. …they also had little vampire/werewolf hybrid babies, even when it is virtually impossible.

15. Charlie/Jacob fanfiction doesn’t make you cringe anymore.

16. You now want a vampire kitty…

17. …even though Stephenie Meyer said that it was impossible to have a vampire animal when she was on the Germany tour.

18. You are in a constant state of confusion when trying to distinguish between the fan fiction and the actual books.

19. You didn’t expect Edward to come back in New Moon until God knows when, thus technically Eclipse and Breaking Dawn would never exist.

20. You honestly thought that Bella joined the Volturi.

21. You also thought that Bella was changed by Victoria.

22. You wondered what would happen if the Cullens read the Twilight series…

23. …and watched the movie…

24. …and met Stephenie Meyer/Rob Pattinson (a.k.a Rpattz a.k.a Spunk Ransom a.k.a Bobby Dupea).

25. You refuse to believe that Emmett had several university degrees and that he is actually pretty intelligent.

26. You also refuse to believe that Rosalie wears anything but mini-skirts and skimpy tops.

27. You were halfway through Eclipse when suddenly you go "Where’s Bella’s long lost sister/brother/cousin/friend/etc."

28. You started using the words ‘Flames’, ‘Lemons’ and ‘Fluff’ in your everyday language, and everyone is confused by what you say.

29. You made an account on Fanfiction dedicated to reading and writing Twilight Fanfic only.

30. Your username has something to do with the Twilight books.

31. Instead of being two, Claire is already seventeen and has hooked up with Quil.

32. Half of your files on the computer are schoolwork, and the rest are Twilight fanfics.

33. Okay, scrap the above point. The fanfics outnumbered the schoolwork 2:1.

34. You spend countless hours in front of the computer either reading or writing fanfiction.

If you took the time to read all of this you must be a Twilight fan!!

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A Death Eater's Lament by Eveil Woman reviews
Voldemort won the war, then gave Draco a gift, a bride, Ginny Weasley. She will be the mother to the next generation of Malfoys. Lucius must now deal with what he sees happening. How will this bride affect his life? Graphic scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Without You by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
What if Alice never came back after Bella went cliff diving? What if Bella let herself love Jacob? What will Bella feel when Edward comes back the day she graduates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Miles From Where You Are by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Third part of Without You series. Please read Without You and Hurt Like This first. Aro decides he wants Bella. When the Cullens try to save her, they are faced with a decision that could tear them and Bella apart forever. What will they decide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,630 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurt Like This by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
Sequel to Without You. What happens when Jake imprints? And Kyle comes to Forks for a new toy? Can the Cullens protect Bella from it all? Will Bella find that she still loves Edward? Or is she destined to spend her life alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella - Complete
Jealous, Much? by xXBeingXxInxXLOVEXx reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Edward assumed of one-sided love. Being forced to confess his feelings after so many years, will he be able to be happy by prom? Or will trouble come and separate them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
He did not have to by Eveil Woman reviews
One year after the final battle Harry took off unknownly leaving Ginny expecting his child, fourteen years later he returns to find Ginny moved on quite easy, and that Draco is the man his daughter lovingly calls daddy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,539 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13061 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9496 - Favs: 8,604 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Falling For A Ferret by blueIedangel reviews
What will happen when a Weasley and a Malfoy are forced to not only live together but be magically stuck together. chaos of course, but then what if a certain ferret turns out to not be as bad as he seems? could he be the man of her dreams? GW/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,117 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prude Turned Porn Star by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella Swan is a 22 college prude. One night, a stranger asks her for help. And that green-eyed stranger asks Bella to be his porn partner. "You mind posing nude with me?" Hilarity ensues! Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5889 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by TheDay'sEye reviews
At 10 Bella met the Cullen's. At 17 they come back to a very different Bella. Kidnapping, Lust, Mistakes and being Changed is what await Edward and Bella as they try to make their relationship work. AU/OOC M - Language/Lemon. Third Time's a Charm at life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,522 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How NOT To Win A Guy's Heart by Chocolatiee reviews
Bella made a bet with Rosalie Hale that she could get school quarterback Edward Cullen to ask her out to the biggest dance of the year. It's too bad Edward doesn't know that she exists... Yet. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,381 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
UnBreak My Heart by alligatorpie reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday party, Jasper realizes that he's in love with Bella. Determined to make her okay again, he finds her in the forest after Edward leaves her. Will he be able to un-break her heart? Non-Canon, JasperxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,621 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Gin Weasley, 5 years old by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Gin and Draco were friends as children, but as they became older they quickly forgot. Now they are our typical enemies, until a childhood gift works its magic, and Draco suddenly finds himself the caretaker of a Ginny who thinks she is five years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Someday You'll Marry Me by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Like I always say Swan,someday you'll marry me."I scoffed."In your dreams Cullen!" Another Bella vs. Edward story.Please read. I don't own anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,550 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Dying Candle Leads to a new Light by Jasperbells reviews
Could forever end?Bella finds herself drifting away from Edward as he is always busy. She can't take being ignored so she finds solace in other company. My first ff ever so no judging thanks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A New Heart To Break by ametz101 reviews
Bella goes to boarding school, Alice is her roomate, and Edward is a player. Bella's haunting past causes her not to trust Edward, but what if there is more to him? Will Bella be able to set aside her insecurities and take a chance with Edward? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If by Chocolatiee reviews
What if Bella was one of the Cullens--and Edward was the human? Would they still fall in love with each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Say All I Need by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
SONGFIC. Noncanon. Set in New Moon, three months after Edward left, Bella was taking a drive when she noticed a CD left in her not-yet-destroyed stereo. Deciding to listen to it, she hears a familiar voice singing a song that was definitely for her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Aftermath by MyxTourniquet reviews
Sequel to Switch. Read or will not make sense. Jasper and Bella are together and Happy. How will Alice try to ruin that! Being Re-written
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Tuned and Confidential by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH. Edward is a well-known musician with a dark secret. Bella is a college student/waitress. After several awkward encounters, love becomes an unexpected visitor. Together, they uncover the mysteries of the past. But what stands in their way? Summary CH1.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,077 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always Charmed by Dalia907 reviews
Bella and Jasper quickly become inseparable after a chance pairing in a secret Santa exchange at six years old. Life, love and a failing heart aren’t enough to keep them apart. AH, OCC. Entry in the “For The Love Of Jasper” Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
DrinkingVegas Bad Idea by touttoi reviews
Waking up next to a complete stranger in an unknown place isn't exactly anyone's idea of a 'good morning'. Bella and Edward find themselves in this situation with only a video camera to reveal the nights events, can they make their lives together work?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,894 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Full Moon by Of Pawns and Kings reviews
SUNSET'S SEQUEL! Jacob and I are offically dating, and I couldn't be happier. There's only a few 'small' details that are causing me a 'bit' of stress right now. 1. Jacob keeps leaving for patrol. 2. a vampire clan is after me. and 3. Edward's back...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,984 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haven by Triskelesque reviews
Bella is a student by day, stripper by night. Her life has been complicated, she lives only for herself. But when she meets Edward Cullen her whole way of life is challenged. Dark, gritty fic. Rated for language, future lemons and stripper sexiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Places to go, People to forget by WaterCoolerRomance reviews
Two runaways. One life. When luck brings them together can they forget their demons and help each other get the life the both want? B/E. All Human. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,829 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Switch by MyxTourniquet reviews
The Cullen's switch spouses for 3 years of high school. In hopes of spicing up their marriages. But will Bella fall for her new Spouse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never Gonna Give You Up by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Set Place in New Moon. Bella never jumped and Edward is back. Full Summary inside. Please read! I don't own anything Edward/Bella and Jacob/Bella/ Lemon with Edward in 2nd chapter :D postponed indefinately
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like A Teenager by TheDutchessL reviews
Ian explains to Wanda how she make him feel. Fluffy drabble, one thousand word one-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Love and Some Verses by toxicbluecrayon reviews
The sequel to "Our Lips Are Sealed". Edward and Bella overcome their painful and secretive past in order to gain something more. Can their new marriage last through more drama and hardships?///Read Our Lips Are Sealed first if you already haven't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Memories from the Past by bexxyy reviews
What happens when a basketball game forces Bella to remember the people she left behind and the person she loved the most Edward Cullen. Will she be go back to the person that still has hold of her heart? AH. Winner of Cullen17 Sporting Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Against all Odds by kakkii reviews
Entry To Cullen 17 Sporty Contest! As Bella admits her talents in a sport, Edward and his brothers mantain that guys are better than girls not knowing what they're getting themselves into! How will the girls react? What's the bet? Who will win? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Road Ahead by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Sequel to College Talk! Their lives are moving on, apartments, jobs, engagements are all on their way, but what problems await the gang as they face life after college? All Human, Canon pairs, T because...it is. BxE, EmxR, JxA. R&R everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Apple Of My Eye by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Mike and Edward are twins. Mike is popular & Edward is a freak. So why is it that the new hottie Bella Swan has her eyes set ont he so called freak? Please read. I don't own anytihng. All human. On HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Positive, Negative, Neutral by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Rosalie Hale has a great life, but one night gets a little crazy. She finds herself staring at a little pink plus sign. Follow Rosalie and Emmett through pregnancy, tragedy and lots of family feuds. AH. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,822 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Black Moon by Winged and Dangerous reviews
This takes place in New Moon, when Bella finds Edward's meadow, and starts crying. Laurent walks into the meadow and this is what happens. Only the wolves are a little late this time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Own Personal Sun by Sonia Mari reviews
What would have happened had Edward NOT returned? Could Bella find happiness without him? Jacob sure wants to help her try! Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,649 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen's Meet Count Chocula by Lady Stardust Northman reviews
Emmett is bored and everyone is busy. He goes hunting and finds Count Chocula. Really random one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Not Your Girl by rpattzluvr61 reviews
Bella Swan is now attending MHA. What will happen when her new roomate's brother who is the player on campus finds Bella as his biggest challenge yet? ALL HUMAN OOC. BXE? AXJ RXE R&R PLEASEEEE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
House of Lust by Oriana de la Rose reviews
After a car crash, Bella wakes up in a mansion where she agrees to pleasure the owner in exchange for medical care. Edward is the erotic owner who takes it upon himself to "heal" her. Very graphic - be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lips Are Sealed by toxicbluecrayon reviews
REVISED: Bella is in for a surprise when Alice drags her to see Jasper's band. Will the guitar player, Edward, notice her? The sequel Love and Some Verses is also up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Was Always You by Lady Stardust Northman reviews
Bella is kidnapped by a mysterious group of people, while Edward and the Cullen's try to find her and prepare for the Volturi's arrival, who also want Bella. Normal pairings, follows Eclipse in place of Breaking Dawn. Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Mind the Gap by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Edward and Bella are two seperate people, with their own lives. Messages on a tube wall can change everything. But, sometimes, the gaps are the one thing no one ever bothers to mind, until they're suddenly there. Canon pairs, AH, ExB all the way! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,951 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One Kiss by foggybythebay reviews
One kiss, a mangled hand, a wolf charm, a tent, and an unexpected new friend changes Bella's future forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 56,558 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Forever Part by Julix121 reviews
Kim always liked Jared, even when she hated him. She is determined to get over him, even if that is the last thing he wants her to do. Can he win her over? KimXJared imprint story. Review please. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
You Belong With Me by dontevenbother reviews
A cute little D/G one-shot that was inspired the the song 'You belong with me' by Taylor Swift. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Breathe by emmettcullensvamp reviews
OneShot. AH. Bella is dying, and Edward comes to see her one more time. Does he still love her that same way? What if he sacrifices his life to be with her again? R&R Please. It may be better than it sounds. Rated T: for drugs and suicide
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by CassCHarris reviews
Bella writes a song and tries to use it to express her feelings for her best friend Edward, who has a girlfriend. Based on the song you belong with me, by Taylor Swift. Songfic Twoshot All Human EdwardXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternal Moonrise by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Georgia, 1876. After being lured into an alley by a human-hunting vampire, Bella is rescued by Edward and their attraction is passionatly swift. But when she falls fatally ill, he must choose whether or not to change her. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,290 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Voice by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Bella is schizophrenic. Or at least she think she is. She has heard a voice in her head for seven years and she thinks she's crazy. Is she really hearing a voice or someone? I don't own anything.Slightly OCC Please Read! On HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
7 Years by Munchkin1978 reviews
The Cullen's don't return in New Moon. Bella dates Jacob then leaves for New York. Goes to school and becomes a teacher. She returns to Forks to look after her dad. Will she run into the Cullens? Have they returned yet? BXE First fic COMPLETED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Bella in the Tent One Shot by TwilightFan321 reviews
Bella and Jacob do more than just kissing... Warning : Lemon Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Check Yes, Juliet by elleindie reviews
In her freshman year of college, can Bella Swan get past the brutal first stages of awkwardness and trust issues with Edward Cullen, or will her sheltered past prevent her from moving forward? AU, ALL-HUMAN. HELP ME DECIDE whether I should keep writing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,456 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Skin Deep by Isabel0329 reviews
There’s more than meets the eye about a girl Alice meets when she moves into her new dorm room. Sometimes you have to look below the surface to really understand someone. Alice/Bella. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,544 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Shallow by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
All Human. Set's place in 1959. Edward is a poor Greaser. Isabella is a rich Soc. Can Edward get Bella to fall in love with him regardless of their social classes. No rude comments please. I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Forever a part of me by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
Bella and Edward used to be the best of friends. Bella moved away and got changed. 100 years later, she stumbles upon a beautiful boy named Edward and his coven..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Silent Secrets by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Voldemort has won. Ginny, prisoner of war, is enslaved to a reluctant Draco Malfoy as an eighteenth birthday gift. She silently harbors a dark secret, and Draco is intent on discovering the secret that could either save or damn the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,009 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Bella&EdwardHaveKnownEachOtherSinceTheyWereKids.OneDayEdwardTellsHerHe’sInLove.WhenBella AsksWhoHeSaysHeWillGiveHerAClueEachPeriod.BellaIsHeartbroken,WhoDoesHeLove.WhoIsShe?What SheDoesn’tRealizeIsThatAllTheCluesPointToOnePerson,Her.AllHuman. E&B/EM&R/A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choosing the Right Story by HighViscosity reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon. The brief phone call of Edward's goes a little bit differently, and it makes Bella realize she's got to start living. Mainly funny, but some angst required for assembly. JacobxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Different Kind of Dazzling by ArcaneShinigami reviews
New Moon - Bella is about to jump off a cliff to her watery grave, when two strong arms reach out to save her. Can these strong arms be everything she needs, and wants, to get over Edward and start breathing again? Jacob/Bella. R&R, COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,964 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Sunset by Of Pawns and Kings reviews
Bella stays over at the Black's, upon Charlie's request when he goes out of town. And what starts as an innocent sleep over turns into a battle for love. Rate: T maybe M later , Jacella story. Rated for mild violence and sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Learning to Live Again by TraSea1972 reviews
This story takes place in New Moon after Edward has left. It is mainly a love story between Jacob and Bella along with a few twists thrown in. This story has mature themes, such as illicit lemons and such, so reader be warned. Please Review! Thankyou!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 108,127 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Victimized by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Ginny's life falls apart after she is raped by a gang of Death Eaters and left for dead. She gives up on living and retreats into herself, becoming empty and numb. That is, until an obsessed Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,892 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Country Love by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
Edward and Bella are dragged to a country music festival by their friends. They are both complete strangers, but what will happen when they are forced to sing a song together? One-Shot. All Human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9667 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Kiss Me by Nici91 reviews
A tender moment in Bella and Edward's life's. Songfic to Sixpence None The Richer, So Kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dreams by Writerwithabite reviews
Bella knows she's in a dream, but she can't stop it, nor does she want to. But when the dream suddenly becomes reality, what will she do? One-shot, slight lemon. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Stupid girl by Writerwithabite reviews
A short musing from Edward's POV. Set during Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Space Heater by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse, with Jacob and Bella in the tent together. What if Edward wasn't in the tent to begin with? Jacob keeps Bella warm... *Jacob/Bella*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
To Win Is To Lose by verbpreciousgem reviews
What happens when Bella's about to be crushed by Tyler's van and Edward's human? Will he still save her? but of course! But what happens to him? Just a simple story about learning how to deal with the guy you love being paralyzed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift by Salemsoriginal99 reviews
The war with Voldemort has ended, but the war with Death Eaters is about to begin. Meanwhile, when Ginny starts having unusal dreams, she finds out more about herself and a certain person as she struggles to keep her head above the raging waters. D/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,242 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Not The Father by amalin06 reviews
AU "It's just alot to take in. It's not every day you find out your father is not your father, that you turn into a giant dog, that your mortal enemies with your vampire fiance, and you imprint on your best friend. So yeah, I'm still a freak!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Innocent and Inexperienced by babi-gurl-chels reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's too inexperienced to date, after all, she's never even been kissed! So, to gain experience, Ginny kisses the first guy she sees, too bad it's Draco Malfoy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Nickelback: Fight For All The Wrong Reasons by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella and Jasper take out their frustrations. Bella/Jasper. Part of Nickelback mini series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Follow You Home by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Jasper shows up at Bella's house. Jasper/Bella. Part of Nickelback Mini Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Savin' Me by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Jasper can't live without Alice. Character Death. Part of my Nickelback Mini Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Photograph by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella looks back at an old photobook. Part of Nickelback Mini Series. The only one that isn't Bella/Jasper oriented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella - Complete
Nickelback: Someone That You're With by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella moves in next door to Jasper. Onesided Bella/Jasper. Part of my Nickelback mini series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Far Away by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Jasper writes a song for Bella. Jasper/Bella. Based of Nickelback song. Part of Nickelback Mini Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nickelback: Animals by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Based off the song by Nickelback. Jasper/Bella Part of my Nickelback Mini Series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Laura178 reviews
COMPLETE.--My version of Breaking Dawn.-----"I couldn't live without Edward, and I would rather my heart stop beating than try." ------ All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,503 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
It would be simple by tragicromance reviews
What if Bella had acted on her feelings for Jacob sooner? Short Jacob/Bella. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Finding Love by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Ginny is a loner with a past she hides from the world. Draco is on the run from becoming a Death Eater. They become friends. Between a confusing Draco, a gang of harassing boys at school, and a stalker from her past, Ginny finds love in an unlikely place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Ginevra Weasley by Azrulai reviews
It's wartime, and somehow Draco Malfoy is protecting Ginevra Weasley instead of being a good little Deatheater. But she doesn't know that... yet. And does she need him? LINK TO FRENCH TRANSLATION INSIDE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Avada Kedavra by Cunning Wisdom reviews
AU Draco is a Death Eater who kills Ginny because she is Potter's girlfriend.The story is what it might be like to kill someone using powerful Dark Arts. Its not sex, but it seems like it, its more comparable to Drug abuse though. Really Dark
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cliffs by wrecking reviews
Jacob and Bella enjoy a morning together, a little too much. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reaching Him by Honest Beauty reviews
Alt Middle. HPGW. What if Harry didn't use Sectumsempra but Expel.? What if Draco dodged and used CC? What if Vol can take over a Death Eater's body? Vol does something horrible to Harry and only Ginny can undo it...maybe. R&R thanks rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Toward the Moon by 3Es Queen reviews
When Bella's relationship with Edward ends, she finds herself returning to the last place that felt like home. There, she finds that not all relationships end just because someone changes. BELLA x JACOB. Enjoy and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,668 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Ice and Cold by Emyln reviews
After surviving the torture of the Death Eaters Ginny returns home only to be locked away to St. Mungo's for what her family believes is insanity. Draco hears of her mad ravings and immediately gains interest. GD eventually, Rating may change, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Luna, or the Lethifold? by Islander2 reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. Ginny and Draco are captured trying to escape, and they are brought before Voldemort himself. Now Ginny must make a horrific choice that will determine the fate of her lover. DG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The One That Got Away by Loves to dance reviews
James Potter has everything, the perfect girlfriend, friends, and job. He doesn't think anything could change how perfect his life is. That is until one day when Lily Evans, the only girl he's truly ever loved, shows up in his apartment building.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,969 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Unexpected by simplyxamazing reviews
On Ginny's 16th birthday, she receives a present that changes her life and brings her closer to the one person she swore she would always hate. [DracoGinny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Back to the future by Vimy reviews
Draco and Ginny get Transported to their futures, however, they don't like what they find there.... can this really be how they end up after Hogwarts... Epilogue now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,683 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
When the Dark and Light Collide by GoddessLove reviews
If Edward had not returned and if Bella had choosen to fall in love with Paris instead of Romeo... Vampire and Werewolf love story. A murder, voices, a lost soul, and a house full. Married with Kids. A BXJ story, with a surprise guest of Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,743 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Thief! by Ruby89 reviews
I'm going to kill James Potter. I'm serious! The git has really crossed the line this time. In all my six years at Hogwarts nobody has ever done to me something so terrible, so criminal, so wicked! it's short and pointless. but give it a try. LJ. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Inside by mabelreid reviews
The final battle is over, Voldemort is dead, one death eater wants to use Ginny to free his father. Post HPB HarryGinny all the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Firewhiskey by A Pumpkin Pasty reviews
When Hermione's parents are attacked by Death Eaters on Christmas, Ron doesn't quite know how to help her. Meanwhile, Harry is missing Ginny. On New Year's Eve, two bottles of firewhiskey help the three of them kick off the new year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Help by Mell8 reviews
Repost! Ginny's an Auror with a vendetta against Draco. Draco is hiding under an assumed name because he was a Death Eater. When Draco and Ginny meet again, will sparks fly or will they kill each other? Then Lucius Malfoy shows up and the fighing heats up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Darkness by Roeschen reviews
In a world of terror Ginny is caught by Death Eaters. Her situation seems hopeless, until she meets the son of the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,278 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Innocence by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
After watching her brother die, Ginny becomes a mute and isolates herself from everyone. Unfortunately, Draco has made it his goal to try to crack her shell and teach her to trust and love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Bringing Down Addie by SeaMar reviews
When Harry's girlfriend refuses to let Harry break up with her, he enlists Ginny to help him bring down Addie. An ensuing progression of sticky situations follows that neither one of them could have predicted. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,426 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Christmas Ball by Ambersan17 reviews
Ginny has an infatuation. Someone starts sending her anonymous letters…is it who she wants it to be? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Say It Through The Music by XxRakellyxX reviews
[Completed] Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley find each other in their 7th and 6th year. But what happens when Ron gets in the way and Draco has to become a Death-Eater? THE BEGINNING OF FOREVER NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,305 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Life Without Life by SenoritaEmma reviews
COMPLETE Voldemort has won the war. Ginny is captured by Death Eaters and given to none other than Lucius Malfoy as a reward but what does Draco have to do with this? CHAPTER 11 (Epilogue) UP! READ AND REVIEW PPL!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,559 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Everywhere reviews
a teaser to a new story im think about based off the song Everywhere by Michelle Branch... Will continue if i get enough reviews to do so! please read before you judge! check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella
He's Gone and He Better Not Come Back reviews
3 years afterEdward leaves and Bella finishes high school. Goes to college to hit head to head with her past. But who will she chose? The guy who came back or the one who picked up the pieces? i'm not stepheneie meyer so i own nothing, only this plot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella
Getting Even With A Cheater reviews
He cheats. She pissed. Revenge is a dish best served cold, so what does she do? She gets even. I'm not Stephenie Meyer, all i own is my plot lines not the characters involved...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hit It Hard And Win My Heart reviews
EXTENDED STORY FOR HOMERUN ON MY HEART! Edward and Bella are both rivals on the Two school Varsity baseball teams, but what happens when crushes confusion friendship fun drama and true love all take the slide for home plate? Human, book pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
HomeRun on my Heart reviews
When Bella and Edward are Varsity Basebal Rivals. They'll do anything they can to make sure and prove their team is better. *I do not own anything, all charaters belong to stepheneie meyer!* my entry for Cullen17's Sporting Contest... Just a one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who to chose? reviews
poem on who bella chooses. i don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella - Complete