Virtuous Vampire
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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1900192, Profile Updated: 09-29-14
Author has written 16 stories for Shakespeare, Van Helsing, Mortal Instruments, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Labyrinth, Vampire Diaries, and Twilight.
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Paradise Circus by Lila2 reviews
Klaus takes Caroline on a trip, but he's the one to see the world.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,676 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Oh by youdressedsofine reviews
The one in which Blair falls first. Set during the latter half of s4. Dair fluff and fun. AU.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,977 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Blair, Dan
To Trammel Some Wild Thing by Anon E. Mouse reviews
To save her brother's life, Anna makes a desperate bargain with Count Dracula and finds herself playing a dangerous game on both sides of the board. Espionage, seduction, betrayal, love triangle...AnnaDracula. Read and review please! Rating will go up.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,104 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious, Dracula
The Consulting Detective and His Pathologist by pinkrosepictures reviews
What happens at the morgue, stays at the morgue ...sometimes. A collection of cute Sherlock/Molly moments - New Chapter is up, that's right I'm back! and someone else is, too...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,733 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
you've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt by flesh and bone telephone reviews
"Is this a past time of yours," She hisses, so brilliant in her fury. "Hunting down your brother's women?" — Klaus, the love-addled fool, speaks like she's a saint rendered in fresco. This baby-vampire he never once gave a thought to before his brother set her in inks on a canvas. [Klaus, Elijah, Caroline.] What's a girl before a Kingdom? What's a trifle between Gods?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus
Sweeter than Heaven, Hotter than Hell by xthesebonesx reviews
Set after 3x15- Elijah sets out to gain Bonnie's forgiveness, and she struggles to keep herself from falling for the enemy. But when Damon begins to realize his own feelings of jealousy, will he choose to control it, or embrace it? Damon/Bonnie/Elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,387 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Bonnie B., Damon S., Elijah
Space and Time by Tara1189 reviews
I can't afford to watch you walk away, these games you play are bringing me down… Elijah/Elena, oneshot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
lay all your love on me by she.dreams.in.colour reviews
"You know what you should do? Get over that 'I-have-to-have-feelings-for-the-men-I-sleep-with' crap. Go to some random bar, flirt with some good looking guy and get laid. Casual, recreational, no strings attached." Damon said. Caroline should have known better than to listen. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus, Kol M.
The Poison Tree by BittersweetWhispers1 reviews
Someone makes an attempt on Hermione's life and Harry takes on the case. He turns to Lucius Malfoy for help, but a Malfoy under the Ministry's thumb is still a dangerous man. And just what are his intentions towards Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,325 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Motives by Noisca reviews
And as he turns up in her car 2 AM at night asking for forgiveness, Bonnie understands she's doomed.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,581 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Elijah, Bonnie B.
split myself in two by prettypinklips reviews
Elijah kisses her sweet, swears that no one will ever hurt her, looking dead into her eyes, passion and a sweet warmth she's never seen swirling in his irises. Klaus devours her mouth, drawing blood, swears he will rip out the hearts of anyone to bring her harm.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Caroline F., Elijah, Klaus - Complete
Strangers in the Night by Valeska Vampire Queen reviews
At nine years old Anna Valerious is a headstrong girl barred from partaking in her family's war. She believes this to be her fate until one day she is taken from her family to the vampires' lair, a child left at the mercy of her greatest enemies.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,032 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Anna Valerious, Dracula
Absolution by A. Alice-LaCasse reviews
Tag to o4x18. He wanted to save her, only she wasn't his to save. — Elijah x Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Flaming Youth by Valeska Vampire Queen reviews
Before Dracula found her, Aleera was simply Adelina Baboescu of Vaseria, a tap-maid in her father's inn. Discontented with her life, she'd often go to the forest outside the village at night with a young man. One evening, when her lover has left, she stays there a little too long. M for sexual situations.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Aleera, Dracula
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
meddlers by ribbons-blue reviews
In which Kol, Klaus, and Finn decide to interfere in Elijah's love life. Because what else are little brothers good for? [Elijah x Elena]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Elena G., Elijah]
A Shadow's Tale by Tara1189 reviews
"That former image of her – fresh-faced with windblown hair and dancing eyes – had never been fully eroded from his mind, and occasionally intruded on his rigid fortitude and steely purpose, if only for a few seconds." Elijah visits Katherine in the tomb. Mid-Season 2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Elijah, Katherine - Complete
Five Times by Samanthabreathes reviews
Post Season 3 Finale; The Five Times Elena Saves Elijah from Floozies, and the One Time She Doesn't. Elena/Elijah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
The Last Time by adlyb reviews
He chooses Caroline because at least her face is her own. Nonetheless, he is still seduced by the Petrova allure. Klaus/Caroline, but really Klaus/Elena. AU after 3x14, Dangerous Liaisons.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Klaus, Elena G. - Complete
Hunger by Tara1189 reviews
"I may want to give you the world," he growls, "But I'm not above ripping apart everyone else in your life to do it." Klaus pays Caroline a house call after the Mikaelson Ball. Oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
the guilty ones by grim grace reviews
An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,743 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
51 Tints of Granite by Bristol Fashion reviews
MAJOR SATIRE! This is a parody of the first book so a sense of humor and/or dislike of the book is needed to enjoy this story!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Ashes by obsessmuch reviews
What is left, when the brightest flame burns out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W., Voldemort
The Full House by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
love is like a sin, my love by but seriously reviews
"Miss Forbes," he says, his voice lilting in amusement, "are you trying to compel me?" / Or, Klaus' kleptomania gets the better of him at the Mikaelson ball. Rated M for reasons yo
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] - Complete
Thirteen Teethmarks by flesh and bone telephone reviews
"And I will be," he promises. "I'll always be." — Katherine would rather have been devoured by lions, drowned by leviathans than to once more catch his eye in the flow of a crowded room. FOR HANNAH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Elijah, Katherine - Complete
Give Me Love by idiot-wind89 reviews
She had been an accomplice in the plot to kill him. Yet, he still could not stop staring at her from across the bar. Rated M for a very good reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 167 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Orkney by Albion19 reviews
Elijah offers to help Elena change her nightmares into dreams. A nostalgic look back at the past and more ensues. Post 3x12. Elejah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
the world that's waiting for you by prettypinklips reviews
"Nice guys aren't alcoholics." -— klaus/caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Games We Play by Maple Fay reviews
Post 2x01, Sherlock/Irene. He can't get over it, not quite - and she's not making it any easier for him. Rated for future chapters, I suppose.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Apples by Roux Barcelone reviews
Another chance at life was what Maria had been given and she had grasped it. Now, after eighteen months, he has found her and she is running once more. Dracula/Surprise
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dracula - Complete
Saints and Sinners by Valeska Vampire Queen reviews
'Vlad had heard of women falling at one's feet before, but, truth be told, in three hundred years it had never happened to him until tonight.' A troubled nun throws herself upon the mercy of Count Dracula.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Dracula - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 11,451 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beyond the Mask of Darkness by ForeverACharmedOne reviews
Count Dracula is sent back to earth to wreak havoc, just as the vampire king is supposed to. However, he has new chains that bind him to the devil. And yet a simple girl may be the one to truly break them and give him freedom.*DracOC CupidPsyche inspired*
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Dracula, OC
Drumming Song by TwistedSky reviews
Because 2x11 would be better with Elejah "happy" times. True facts.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Playing Cruelty by Imogen Kain reviews
An experimental journey into the challenging world of Tarantino. Hazel Montgomery aids Jews fleeing from Nazi oppression, assuming an alias while in Paris. Upon meeting Colonel Hans Landa, her life becomes even more complicated. Landa/OC. Give it a shot!
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - H. Landa
Spike Lips! Lips of Spike! by mr. monkeybottoms reviews
Remember that ep with Willow and the wacky Spike and Buffy kissing? Something Blue Well, here is what happens next... CHAPTER FOURTEEN now up...thanks to all who enjoyed this story
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
What Alec Forgot by Bulls in Brooklyn reviews
In City of Bones, Alec is healed by Magnus after being attacked by the Greater Demon. He didn't remember how he was healed, and he "didn't remember" what happened afterwards. Told from Magnus and Alec's perspectives, the story of Alec's healing & recovery
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
My Life, So Second Hand by Celtic Aurora reviews
AU, post Season Five. When Fred's life is returned and her body restored, a strange woman comes to Los Angeles, claiming to have resurrected her. She wants something in return. But she's left it up to Angel and the gang to find out exactly what...
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Wesley W.P., Fred B.
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Last Waltz by Roux Barcelone reviews
When a woman of 26 with way too much younger siblings is formally introduced to one of her fathers business partners she first is intrigued. When she finds out who he is she tries to run. But the Count has never let his prey gotten away.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,129 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
Caught! by FrauLanda reviews
The Jew Hunter recognizes Shoshanna at the restaurant and he's not about to let her go a second time! Hans Landa/Shoshanna. Rated M for later chapters.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - H. Landa, Shosanna D.
Eternal by Timeless Rose reviews
The only thing Dracula believed separated him from Marishka's hand was her love for a handsome peasant boy. But she would be his, and she and Igor would suffer because of their mortal love for eternity.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Marishka, Igor
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dearly as Myself by LondonBelow reviews
Carl's resolve crumbles, leaving him wondering if he has lost his soul. Van Helsing realizes how little he truly knows about his friend. Slash.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Carl, Van Helsing
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Beltane Night by Tara1189 reviews
The eve of Sarah's twenty-first birthday falls on the night of Beltane… a night when the borders between the physical and magical world become blurred, and a certain Goblin King reappears with an offer to renew, and won't be taking no for an answer…
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Even Warlocks Fall in Love by Blueberry-Valentine reviews
Magnus Bane was many things...However, most of all, he was in love with Alec Lightwood." Alec/Magnus oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Year Five at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Cry Wolf by Valeska Vampire Queen reviews
Several years before Van Helsing, Anna is fourteen and the Valerious are struggling against the curse of the werewolf. It is the eve of Anna's first werewolf hunt and though her family are very protective of her, the werewolves have other ideas.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Surviving Cyanide by EchoNymph reviews
Frustration? Not normal. Lust… always…hesitation? Never. Alive? Barely. Made for illicit loving he continued… although more earnestly than he remembered...
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Dracula
The Meadow Scene: Redone by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
Edward seemed to take a deep breath, and then he stepped out into the bright glow of the midday sun... What if when Bella saw Edward's true for she didn't see perfection? Instead she saw a monster. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Floored by Spun reviews
Post City of Ashes, Magnus/Alec. "Jace was one thing, but this – I cannot, in all good conscience, pretend this isn’t going to affect our relationship."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fluffy by dorothywrites reviews
Christmas!fic. Alec doesn't really celebrate Christmas, but Magnus got him a present and won't take no for an answer. Alec/Magnus. Written for Ari and Marcy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Year Four at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Warm and Tingly by dorothywrites reviews
CoG Spoiler kinda. Jace proves Alec wrong, Alec realizes what he gave up on, and tries to make amends. But after what he's done, can things go back to the way they were? Alec/Magnus. Don't own it, no affiliation with Cassandra Clare, etc. Slash.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Thrice Upon a Time by Subtilior reviews
Sarah has moved to a new city, and stumbles across the Goblin King one cold night. She never thought she'd see him again - and she's not happy to have him on her turf. They argue, and they make a bet in lieu of a date. What will come of it? Read on!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Cold Comfort by Tara1189 reviews
"Will it be enough? Knowing that I'll only be seeing her?" Illyria offers Wesley brief solace. An alternative ending to The Girl in Question.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Wesley W.P., Illyria - Complete
My Order of the Phoenix Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
I was doing homework, but I got distracted and accidentally wrote a parody of OotP--okay, it was just an excuse to watch it again. If you like spoofs that shamelessly rip on the material and people that bring us such joy, R&R. Or check out my GoF one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
My Goblet of Fire Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
GoF was on TV on Sunday and I was seized anew by the urge to spoof it. If you're like me and can't get enough HP spoofs, R&R. Edit: A ton of people favorited but not a lot have reviewed. I like reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
50 ways to piss off Dracula by Roux Barcelone reviews
The title states it. Beware of the Counts wrath!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Le Petit Mort by TheStoryGypsy reviews
“How desperate you must have been…” Now, he was moving around Verona’s coffin as Marishka’s back hit the wall. “To sleep with Velkan Valerious.” – oneshot Marishka learns the hard way that infidelity is not tolerated. Especially with Dracula’s enemy.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
As I Lay Me Down To Sleep by Anon E. Mouse reviews
Oneshot Drac x OC . She is always calling for him. She has been calling for him since the day she first wrote his name. Dracula's nightly visits to a nameless young woman come to an inevitable conclusion. On the darker side... Read & review please!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Dracula, OC - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Her Innocence, His Sin by ForeverACharmedOne reviews
She would forever be marked by him. Even if Gabriel Van Helsing rescued her, she would always bear his mark. Always. Takes place after Aleera knocks Anna out and brings her to Dracula's Summer Palace. DraculaAnna.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Dracula, Anna Valerious - Complete
Delicious by MayzyGreen reviews
Hungry for some sappy romance? Jareth and Sarah are on the menu today. Mmm, tasty. COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Most Prized Possession by Jester3 reviews
COMPLETE: What comes around goes around, and the Goblin King is bent on revenge. Will Sarah prove to be the willful heroine once again...or will she become the King's most prized possession? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 198,306 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in LXG by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of what I strongly believe are mostly fictional outtakes from the film. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments, Questions or Reviews welcome!
LXG - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2006
Interview with the Vampyre By Andrew Wells by RedDwarfette reviews
Andrew interviews Spike in an attempt to find out more about the nature of the vampyre. Season 7.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Spike, Andrew
Red by claudia flies reviews
Anna x Gabriel a missing scene from the movie, set right after Dracula's masquerade Ball. Gabriel is a jealous man.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
One Good Night by Funky Chicken reviews
This is my take on what happened between Buffy and Spike after Fool For Love. Picks up right after the end of that episode, with Buffy and Spike sitting on her back porch.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
Sweet and Tender Beasts by claudia flies reviews
What if it had all gone differently? An AU look at Van Helsing where Anna makes different choices, Van Helsing is fighting a losing battle and Dracula’s plans are more sinister in nature. AnnaxGabriel
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Keepin' It In The Family by ICRepresentative reviews
This is how it really should have happened if Van Helsing hadn't interrupted Anna and Dracula's conversation on the dance floor. I mean, really... what was Dracula thinking? One shot.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Dusting the Rugs by Ravenesque2 reviews
An alternatitve take on Dead Things. Spike teaches Buffy something about life, and Buffy learns something about herself. (Complete!)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Mark Darcy's Diary by HeadGirlInTraining reviews
Bridget isn't the only one keeping a diary of the year that she met the dashing Mr. Darcy. Follow Mark as he comments on his destiny to be alone, his family, his work, his fiery hate for Daniel Cleaver, and falling in love with dear Bridget.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/23/2004
Van Helsing: the Microwaveable Pop Tart Version by Yrch Monger reviews
A “slightly” abridged version of the film Van Helsing. In which Gabriel has the intelligence of a swallow, Anna turns into Mufasa, and Carl is unable to distinguish which movie he’s actually starring in.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Girls Night Out by RedDwarfette reviews
Anya hires Spike as the entertainment at her bachelorette party.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Spike, Buffy S.
In Twilight by OutInTheStorm reviews
Regrets, now that time has passed by....
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Complete
Body Language by Estepheia reviews
Set during S7 'Sleeper' Spike and Anya talk about sex. Anya wants to get laid.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Spike, Anya J. - Complete
Normal People Need Not Apply by Connecticut Junkie reviews
Ten words randomly picked from a dictionary. A vampire and a slayer not so randomly picked from a show. (S6, Post 'Gone' and DmP)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
The Wacky Adventures of Spike and Buffybot by mr. monkeybottoms reviews
Warren makes a Buffybot, and wouldn't you know it, it ends up at a frat party. Starts off in 'Where the Wild Things Are' and goes from there. This is, of course a S/B ship, with a Buffybot thrown into the mix. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP, THANKS FOR READING!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,084 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Getaway by cousinjean reviews
Spike kidnaps Buffy. Hijinks ensue. Set after "Normal Again." S/B. Complete.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Communication by Kantayra reviews
S5. Buffy and Riley decide they need to talk, yet somehow the conversation turns to Spike... Transition from B/R to B/S. *COMPLETE*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Complete
Attack of the Gay Mimes by Valerie X reviews
Spoilers for Seeing Red. A little parody to make us all feel better. R for language.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Spike
Slaying In by NautiBitz reviews
Post-series Spike/Buffy. BtVS Executive Producer Marti Noxon asked, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Here's my answer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Super Food World by Valerie X reviews
Spike and Buffy go grocery shopping. Post DMP. Not as stupid as it sounds, I promise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Nice Shoes, Let's Shag! by RedDwarfette reviews
Spike's frustrated and getting no action from the Slayer, what's a Vampire to do? That's right, go to The Bronze and be on the make. Season 5.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Vanishing Act by NautiBitz reviews
Season 6 Spike/Buffy. Post-'Gone', Buffy, Xander and Anya have a little mid-research chat about a certain vampire. Buffy bails, Anya gets suspicious, and Xander finally swims out of DeNile.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Buffy S., Xander H. - Complete
Enthralled by NautiBitz reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A little offtime has the Scoobies watching a classic vampire flick in Xander's basement. The subject of hypnosis comes up: Can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be... convinced.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Never Is A Promise by Love's Bitch reviews
Buffy is angry at Spike for telling her about Riley's little habit. She confronts him. The way things *should* have gone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2001
Busted by Collie reviews
What if Dawn discovered Spike in Buffy's room that day, instead of Riley?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2001
Signifying nothing . . . by Sanguine1 reviews
Set directly after Into the Woods. Riley's left town. Buffy takes a walk on the dark side and pays a visit to Spike. Angel & Drusilla have cameos. Please R & R!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/23/2001
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Waiting in the Wings reviews
"I thought you'd be annoyed," Niklaus drawls, "given that Miss Gilbert has shuffled off her mortal coil in exchange for vampirism, there won't be another doe-eyed doppleganger for you to fawn after in five hundred years' time." Elijah ponders his encounters with dopplegangers, including his latest stolen kiss with one. Post 4x18 ElenaxElijah with hints of Kalijah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Elijah
Puppet on Your Strings reviews
When Klaus grows impatient with the facade of wooing Katerina Petrova he has a witch devise a therapeutic solution. But this toy can reach across oceans and time to another girl wit the same face. Klausx Elena. Hints of voodoo.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Elena G., Klaus - Complete
Pretty reviews
"There's your pretty little girlfriend, Caroline…" His choice of adjective surprised him the moment it fell from his lips. In that moment her fate was sealed as the most powerful creature on earth imprinted on her. Feedback appreciated. Klaroline. One-shot. Post 3x09, pre 3x11.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Blood Dripping Hourglass reviews
Elena slowly ages and is carted around by a philandering Klaus while she must deal with the oppressive ghosts of Katherine and Tatia. However, she finds herself burdened with a mystery that will force her out of her suburban comfort zone. Hints of Elejah, Klena , Klaroline, Alternative universe post mid season 3.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Elena G., Klaus
Tabula Rasa reviews
Elena Gilbert will steal many identities to find her perfect prince. But if she can't remember who she really is how can she ever find her other half? AU All human. Elena/Katherine/Tatia identity theft and crisis.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Elena G. - Complete
Judgement Day reviews
Verona attempts to cope with a disaster and learns what being a bride truly means...a birthday present for Valeska Vampire Queen. Review!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Verona, Dracula - Complete
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Goblin Glitter reviews
Our beloved Goblin King is kidnapped and held hostage by Twerds. Warning-contains theme of insanity.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Jareth - Complete
Wooing a Warlock reviews
A recently recovered Alec attempts to woo a certain warlock...but does he know what he's getting himself into? Magnus unleashes his inner crazy- a hatred of Lady Gaga and an adulterous tabby cat. Warning-silly. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Dolls reviews
Dracula becomes bored with his toys and wants a new one.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Dracula - Complete
Buffy the Sparklepire Slayer reviews
When Edward leaves Bella in New Moon he travels to Sunnydale to find a new pet that will be strong enough to snuggle with. He wasn't expecting Buffy to have independence. During season 3/New Moon. Warning- Twilight bashing.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Dracula's Christmas Carol reviews
What it says on the tin. A piece of festive insanity featuring a dancing Van Helsing, burning dwergers, Twilight bashing amd of course, Dracula as Scrooge. R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Vices of the Valerious reviews
How did Anna and Velkan's mother die? In the heat of battle or the throws of passion? At the hand of friend or foe? Features kinky Dracula. Lemonish in places. DracOC. NOW COMPLETE! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Dracula - Complete
A Pair of WireCrossed Lovers reviews
For ne'er was a tale of more woe than this of emo Juliet and her cross-dressing Romeo. Contains vulgar language and characters that are WAY too obsessed with sex.Spoof/Parody.R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Enticing Dracula For Dummies reviews
Who says Dracula should have complete control? Just follow these 5 steps and have the Master of Seduction eating out of the palm of your hand. Enjoy!R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Dracula - Complete
Life's Little Luxuries reviews
Please...please don't kill me,"she pleaded."Why not?" Caught by surprise, she struggled to find the words to explain.DraculaOC.One-Shot. R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009