Ealasaid77
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Author has written 16 stories for Twilight.

I'm 33, single, and I have always had quite an imagination. I have three slash stories running through my head right now, which I'm currently writing. Five complete one shots. One other fic that is completely written. Can't my mind just let me be finished with one before it starts thinking of another? I have a few more in my head. I'm also helping OCDJen on her stories, so if my updates aren't as regular as I'd like them to be, that's why. My favorite character in the books is Alice. My VERY favorite character for fanfic is Jasper, duh. I mostly love Edward/Jasper slash. I, personally, found Bella to be whiny and irritating and weak in the books. The vampires and wolves were all cool though.

A couple of friends on here and I would like to make a Kill Bella off day. That would be awesome.

I don't read stories about cheating, period. If it's written well, great, but I still won't read it.

Pet peeves on this site are people that put author note's in the MIDDLE of the story. It goes at the beginning or the end, nowhere else. I will slap you upside the head if I see it. I'm not kidding.

Glad my sister got me into the fanfiction stuff, it makes a bad day at work tolerable. (She's into the Buffy fanfic, haha. I might have to try that out later, I loved that show. Although I don't think I could ever be as funny as Joss Whedon, I love him.)

My favorite authors: (at least the ones I can remember)

Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter)

Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series and absolute favorite author, I cried when I was done reading them because my friends were gone)

Jan Karon (Mitford series, absolutely hysterical)

I know there are some others I am forgetting here, but these must be my favorites since I remember who they are.

Love music, the only thing that I really hate is gangsta rap, gag me please. I don't like country either, it is usually irritating to me, usually if someone else sang the song in a non- country version, I almost always find it better. Maybe it's because I live in Texas and get really tired of hearing it... Currently I have a serious addiction to The Kills. They are a little strange, but that just makes it better. Love The Kooks, and some various other people, predominantly I've noticed I tend to like people from the UK more. I have yet to figure out why.

My friend told me after he saw my profile that I have to add more musicians than that, so here they are. Again at least the ones I can remember, I'm sure I'll miss someone great. The Kills, The Kooks, Bedouin Soundclash, The Black Keys (every time I hear them I like them more, not less), Mother Mother (weird band, all the songs are either crazy or about death), Lady Sovereign, Brett Dennen, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Muse, Faith and the Muse, most 80s music (it's my guilty pleasure), The Dead 60s, The D'ubervilles, 311, blink182, tantric, Placebo, A.F.I., Brandi Carlile (if you ever get to see her live, she is awesome, her live songs are much better than the edited ones, it ruins the soul of her voice, Tim and Phil and Josh that play with her are awesome too), Tegan and Sara, Northern State, City and Colour, Runrig and Flogging Molly. I tend to prefer indie music over the others, probably because they aren't overplayed and they can say exactly what they want. I didn't list any of the most famous bands or people on purpose because duh, that would just be stupid, as my friend would say.

I like movies, but there are very few that I'd actually watch more than once.

I love to travel. My favorite place to be though is Oregon, if I could move there right this second I would. Unfortunately, reality and all my family living here takes a bite out of that.

I've lived in many, many places, Texas being the predominant place. I've also lived in a variety of situations whether it was the country, the middle of nothing, the mountains, the inner city where I was afraid to go to school, another country or the country club. I was easily happy in each place and consider myself adaptable.

Twitter account: Ealasaid77

Okay, I'm posting the things I've been rec'd for or done an interview on here, because honestly they are hard to find again when the websites change and FFN has a weird thing about URLs. I did edit out the stories that may have been mentioned there but are not mine.

On TwiSlash Unveiled

Monday, May 10, 2010 Slash Guest Author Rec - OCDJen

Hi all!

So happy to have my turn to recommend some great little fics, though I have had a job and a half going through them all. :)

There have been some of my faves already recommended on here and pimped to death, that I thought I would pimp out two little, golden, unknown fics and Authors.

My first is: Scares and Nightmares by Ealasaid77!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5546703/1/Scars_and_Nightmares

When Amy first told me about this fic, I got very excited, very fast. If any of you read my stuff you know I have a thing for the more heart breaking, more angsty fics. I really do get all happy when things start to go wrong. :)

This fic is not for the faint hearted. It deals with some real life experiences and how sick and twisted this world can really be. Having said that, there is also a strong message of hope and that things can and will get better.

Here's a snipet.

"Fine, except I didn't want to be here today, now did I?" I asked him bitingly. He raised an eyebrow at me.

"Okay Jasper, you didn't want to be here. Are you feeling any pain at all today?" He asked me.
"Only my arms, they feel like they are on fire. It's not like I can't deal with the pain though." I said. I'd lived through much, much worse.

"Jasper, I need to take a look at your wounds, if that's okay?" He asked me and I nodded. What did it matter now anyway? I was sure once I got out of here I'd do the same thing, only succeeding that time.

The doctor pulled the sheets back and pushed up the hospital gown looking at the old and fresh scars on my thighs. Tracing them his jaw clenched tight in anger. I'd seen that look, but where? "Do I know you?" I asked him.

Shaking his head no he said "No, I don't think so." Then he looked as though he was debating something berfore he leaned down and whispered in my ear "But I think I know what you're going through."

He unwrapped my arms and took a look at the long gashes I'd left there. They'd be ugly things for sure, but as I didn't plan on living much longer it didn't matter. I knew I had stitches where the deeper gashes were so he didn't cover them back up instead letting them heal with the air over them.

Then the doctor pressed against my belly feeling all around. I assumed he was seeing by hand if I'd done too much damage to my liver. I guess what he saw so far was a relief to him, but he told me he wanted to order more tests to make sure. I wanted to tell him not to bother, it wouldn't make any difference. I chose to keep my mouth shut as long as possible knowing they'd never let me out if they thought I would go back and do that again immediately.

So there you have it. Run, don't walk and read these two awesome little fics!
Jen xoxo

TwiSlash Unveiled

Tuesday, May 18, 2010 Tuesday's Best 05-18-2010

Aaaand we're back! We're on a roll, people! Three weeks in a row ;-) Anyway...The Captain and I are here to bring you the best we could find, so don't forget to grab a towel, and perhaps a kleenex or two. First up, here's the Captain!

OCDJen rec'ed a fic called Scars and Nightmares by Ealasaid77. I haven't read just for kicks in a long time, but something just pulled me into that one. I wasn't able to stop reading until I had finished all the posted chapters... And then I just had to read more. Luckily, she's writing another slash story...one I again couldn't put down. This one is called StrangeDesire: Jasper and Edward and was initially intended as a one-shot...that just kept growing. I'm certainly glad it did, because I'm loving her Edward and Jasper.

They've been friends for over twenty years. Jasper was orphaned at a young age, and adopted by Carlisle and Esme Cullen. Edward was kicked out by his parents in junior high, and taken in by the Cullens. The reasons for all of this get explained along the way.

Edward and Jasper have not just been friends, they've been best friends. Jasper doesn't have many people in his life, as being around them takes a lot out of him. Edward does have a lot of friends, except...Jasper doesn't know them and they don't know Jasper. Why? Because Edward is bi, and madly in love with Jasper - only he's never let on; he thinks Jasper is straight as an arrow...and so does Jasper. Edward accidentally gets outed though, when Jasper walks in on him jacking off while watching gay porn.

"Edward… it's okay." I finally found the words to put his mind at ease even if mine wasn't. "We are still friends. I just wished you had told me that you were gay." Although that didn't explain the many girls I had seen with him through the years and absolutely zero guys. He hadn't dated anyone in almost as long as I had. His job as a doctor in the ER I think was too stressful and unpredictable for most people to stick around for long. Sometimes even I went days without seeing him.

"Jasper… I'm not gay. I like both men and women." He finally breathed out. Okay, well that explained some of it, but why had I never seen any guys?

"Edward, why haven't I seen you with any guys?" I asked him curiously.

He shrugged and said "They were just for quick fucks. I rarely slept with the same guy twice, and if I did it was in the same twenty-four hour period. I never wanted to be with any of them in a relationship."

"Why?" I asked him.

"Um… well, you know I have unrequited love for Bella and now that she is happily together with Jacob, it just seemed like I'd never have the relationship I wanted." Edward told me.

"What about a guy? You don't feel the same way about any guy?" I asked him still confused.

"I do feel that way about a guy. I want to be with him more than I've ever wanted to be with anyone, but he doesn't feel the same way." He told me and I was instantly angered by the person that wouldn't be with him. Why wouldn't they?

"Jasper, this person is not gay and that is a huge problem." Edward told me.

I looked down when my heart did an instant little happy flip that he was still mine. Whoa… where'd that come from? I wasn't gay, or never thought I was. I had had very few dreams where I was with a guy, but every last one of them Edward was in. I just assumed it was because we were close and nothing more. I did get a little jealous when he brought girls home, but I thought it was because I was jealous of the sex he was getting and I wasn't. Now that I was thinking it through though, I realized no, I was jealous that they were having sex with Edward and not me having sex with him. Shit, shit, shit. What was I supposed to do with this?

"Well… how do you know they aren't gay?" I finally choked out when I came back to myself.

Edward raised a brow at me and said "I've never seen him with a guy or seen him do or say anything that would make me think he would welcome my advances."

I just stared at him incredulously and finally said "I didn't know you played for both teams until today Edward and I've known you twenty-four years."

Ealasaid77 weaves a good tale, bringing a lot of things to light that most of us often times forget - or simply don't think about at all. I love that she does it, and she does it with subtlety rather than in your face or over the top. Oh, and have I mentioned yet that the lemons are fuck hot and plenty? No? Well, believe me, they are. On both counts. Again though, she uses the lemons to show things some of us wouldn't even think about, and also to help develop the characters. Y'all know I love a good lemon...but I love it even more when they're not superfluous.

There you have it, folks. Another week, another couple of fuckawesome stories to read. We hope you enjoy them, and if you do be sure to leave these wonderful authors some well-deserved lovin'. See you next week!

From TwiFic Promotions

Strange Desire

So often in fanfiction we come across stories of unrequited love between canon and non-canon couples. Strange Desire by Ealasaid77 explores the unrequited love and strong bond between Edward and Jasper. It’s a beautiful tale that will immediately capture your heart.

Edward and Jasper have known each other since they were five years old and have been best friends ever since. Due to unforeseen circumstances, Edward comes to live with Jasper and his parents where their bond strengthens. Edward, much to his dismay, falls in love with Jasper but feels he can never reveal his true feelings out of fear of rejection; rejection from his new parents and worst of all rejection from Jasper.

Now adults, Edward and Jasper still live together as roommates. Edward is an E.R. doctor and Jasper is a history professor. Edward loves his job while Jasper hates everything about his. One evening, Jasper discovers Edward in a precarious position that sets into motion experiences full of exploration, love, loss, and redemption.

I absolutely love this story! Not only does it contain plenty of incredible lemons, but it also examines issues of sexuality, illness, miscommunication, friendship, acceptance, and love. Your heart will swell and break for these two, but you will always root for them! Strange Desire is one story that you do not want to overlook!

~Reviewed by Meghan (@mw138)

The Major's Army Interview

Friday, November 19, 2010

Hey ya'll! Lt. Agget here for another Interrogation! I know I was AWOL for the past two weeks, but The Major had mercy on me, cause I had some sick kids. But now, I'm back and raring to go!

Today, I bring ya'll a lovely slash writer called Ealasaid77. She writes smoking hot Edward/Jasper fics such as Scars and Nightmares, The Cellar Door, and she did a freaking brilliant tearjerker one shot called Goodbye, My Angel. Ealasaid77 writes her characters with such depth and emotion, all the while keeping them real. It's truly a pleasure reading her work.

And so begins the interrogation of Ealasaid77...

1- First things first-Why do you like to write about Jasper?

Honestly, in the books I liked him okay, but Alice was my favorite. What got me into him is reading fanfic with Jasper in it. It didn't take long until I was far more hooked on him than anyone else. He's usually a real man, that's why I enjoy him the most. I'm not sure why I like writing him the most other than I just do. In my head, he's always more attractive both inside and out than any of the other characters.

2- How did you get into fanfiction?

My sister kept telling me that I'd enjoy it, for years she's been telling me that. I thought I'd hate it. Only people with no life read and write this shit, right? That may be true for some, but I enjoy the lack of fade to black scenes that you normally get in regular fiction. After reading the Twilight books so many times, I decided to give fanfic a chance and maybe find a stronger Bella. The free entertainment value was definitely a plus, as well, in this economy. Then I started writing, as I used to write when I was younger. I never thought it would amount to anything and yet I've kept going. Writing has improved my grammar quite a bit, as well as anyone else that writes. What you should really ask is what got me into slash. I started with stories about Jasper/Edward/Bella, and gradually weeded Bella out. I also feel as if my gay friends should have stories, too. Let's face it, if it's not in fanfic or erotica, you are unlikely to find any story with gay characters as the main ones.

3- Give us some of your favorite stories.

Stories are hard to pick out. I read mostly slash with Jasper/Edward as the characters, unless I already know and love the author. If you've written about them and I haven't reviewed it, then I haven't read it. That doesn't mean I won't, if it's good, it just means I'll get to it later. I love HP/DM stories, too. I'm still making my way through otta's spreadsheet, hehe.

I like crackfic and darkfic more than any others, just because most never dare go there. A good crackfic can make a very bad day much better. I don't really love syrupy stuff, kind of makes me nauseous to read it.

There are so many author's I like that have written more than one thing. You guys should all know by now I love OCDJen's work, even when she uses angst more than me. She's my girl. Nisa Cullen, aka, my twitter stalker, has a new story out called 'Hidden Thoughts' that's only four chapters in, she made me the bartender in the third chapter. If you read it, and know me, you'd know how hilariously ironic that is. 'If on a Winter's Night' by Touchstone67 is the fic that has stolen my heart for the moment.

Diana Gabaldon is, hands down, my favorite real life author.

4- Where does your writing inspiration come from?

Mostly my dreams or music. They heavily influence everything I say, whether I acknowledge it or not. Sometimes conversations I have with people will inspire something, but that's far more rare for me.

5- Tell us about yourself-anything you’d like to share.

Ahem, I do NOT wear cowboy hats. That goes out to my twitter stalker that thinks I should. You shall never see me write lol on any damn thing, if you do, then it didn't come from me. When you use that in normal speech, then it's time to stop. Phenomenal. I absolutely hate that word. Not that there is anything wrong with the word itself. What's wrong with it is people overusing a word that should be reserved for something that actually is... phenomenal, which is almost never. People have a tendency to use it for everything. Argh!!! Anything truly personal that you want to know about me, just ask. I doubt I'll put it here for posterity. People can find you far too easily. A warning though, I am extremely blunt, so if you want to be coddled, don't come to me.

6- What's your favorite thing about the fandom?

The amazing people I've met. That's what's kept me here more than anything else. There is some pettiness with some people, but I have made some good friends here. They've gotten me through some rough stuff in my life. All of those people actually know who they are. *a big hug to all of them*

7- Any advice you could give to new writers?

Hmm... I'd say find a prereader and a beta, good ones are hard to come by though. When you find one you love and trust, don't let them go and don't piss them off. However, if you read my stuff you'd know I don't use a beta, and only sometimes use a prereader when I'm uncertain about something. Maybe some different advice then? Keep notes, a lot of them. I probably have as many notes on what I write or will write as scenes, sentences, or story lines drop into my head as I do the amount of work you actually get to see. As soon as something enters your head, try to get it written down somewhere before you lose it. You may not remember later and it may be what keeps your fic from being lackluster.

Also, I suggest holding on to things instead of getting so excited you post right away after writing something. Don't do it, slap yourself before you do it. I'm serious. Step away from the computer, come back later and go over it again. People can tell when you rush shit. Most things I've gone over at least six times, if not more, before posting. Never, ever, delete the whole thing when you are frustrated before letting another pair of eyes look at it. Make sure the person is blunt, and not just someone who goes along with everything you say, and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. One, you'll never be a better writer that way. Two, it will come back to bite you in the ass later if someone isn't honest with you.

Take constructive criticism to heart and learn the difference between that and flames. Criticism is good, if it has any basis in truth and can help you, so don't get offended. Ignore flames completely, if you give them attention they come back twice as hard.

Write for yourself alone. If you do, that will make you happier than trying to change it to others expectations. You do this of your own free will and will only be happy if it's what you want. Not that others can't help you make something better or have good ideas, just don't let them derail you and where you are going.

You may need to find people to do a Writer's Challenge with to get you pumped about writing. However, turning everything off is usually better, no distractions.

A pet peeve of mine is when author's put author notes in the middle of the story, it disrupts the flow and wouldn't be found in real fiction. If you think your audience needs to know something about what you've written, that should go in your author notes before or after the chapter.

8- Quick! Tell us something random.

Is that a giraffe or a rabbit? What? *looks around* I didn't say anything weird. You said random.

Ain't this girl just amazing?! Ya'll should go check out her awesome work! Her fics can be found on Fanfiction.net. So please, when ya'll check her out, be sure to leave her some love, and make sure to tell her The Major and Lt. Agget sent ya!!

I can't remember which site this one is from, sorry.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 Scars and Nightmares

I have something for you it's called
Scars and Nightmares and it's written by Ealasaid77

It deals with some heavy subject matters so I will warn you right now, cutting, rape, suicide attempts, if any of these will make you uncomfortable and might give you triggers please refrain from reading.
It's a damn good read. And it kinda gives me a stomach ache, you feel for them so much.

You can also find the author on twitter @Ealasaid77, she has a very yummy avi. ;)

Posted by TwistedInMasen at 2:46 PM

Labels: EdwardJasper, Fic Rec

Also on TwiSlash Unveiled

Okay, folks. I’m giving you fair warning. Bring out a box of Kleenex before you settle down for this read. Ealasaid77 has written something beautiful, that despite its brevity will bring you to tears. I know it did me. In Goodbye, My Angel, you see Edward as he lays his husband to rest. You get to hear about how they met, and lived. Feel the bond that they shared.

Short as the story is, it is no less powerful for it. There isn’t much I can tell you about it, due to the length of it, because then I’d give too much away. I will encourage you to read for yourself, as it touches upon things you or I might take for granted. It certainly does make you think.

And cry.

Definitely cry.

Their first meeting, however, will make you smile, so I will give you that much. There’s more though, so be sure to check it out, and leave Ealasaid77 some love. And maybe a hug or two.

My angel's eyes spotted me watching him in stunned awe. He came closer to me and I shook, not knowing what to say or do, afraid I'd fuck it up. I couldn't figure out why it would matter, I didn't plan to give myself to anyone ever again, in any capacity.

As he stepped up to about a foot in front of me, he tilted his head and waited for me to say something. All the while with that brilliant smile. The only thing I managed to stumble out was, "My angel." I wasn't even sure he heard it, until his smile became impossibly wider.

10:45 AM

Labels: artbeatsandlife, Ealasaid77, Goodbye My Angel, Picks of the Week, The City

Julia Dawn said... December 28, 2010 2:31 PM

On Tazz's Twilight Obsession. I think this site is soon to be taken down, but here's the interview and an excerpt from The Cellar Door anyway or you know, you could just go read it. :)

The Cellar Door By Ealasaid77

Today I am very pleased to bring to you my interview with Amy, pen name Ealasaid77

Tell us a little about yourself?

I'm blunt, and try not to come across mean, but I am honest. If you want to get to know me better, just ask me. I won't bite, at least not fatally. I'm also a little weird... you won't notice at first, but I really am.

How did you get involved with FanFiction?

After reading the Harry Potter and Twilight books too many times, I decided I needed to branch out. My sister had been trying to get me into fanfiction for years already. One day I started reading some fanfic on another site, and eventually found this one. This one seemed to have the most, so I stayed and kept reading. When I started writing, I wrote canon. Right now I'm not even sure why I started actually writing as opposed to just reading. I never even thought I'd have more than one idea. However, I used to write when I was younger, all the time. All my other stories are slash and will probably remain so.

What inspired you to write this story?

Hmm... The Cellar Door? That was for OCDJen, for her birthday. Her story took me two months to write, while I didn't work on anything else. Honestly, I never thought it would turn into a full, short fic. It was only meant to be about 6k, and turned into over 30k. Of course, because Jen is my favorite person here, I had to make sure it was as perfect as I could get it.

What sites do you post on?

Fanfiction.net The other ones I rarely update, so I'll just say this one.

Has this story been nominated or won any awards?

This story? No. Some of my others? They have been nominated, never won anything.

Do you have any other stories or any in the works?

I have two T rated one shots called Promises and Goodbye, My Angel. Both of them are sad, but with hope. All the others are under M rated. Blood Lips is Jasper/Edward slash, with a bit of a threesome thrown in with Bella. None of my other stories are written that way. NO WORDS was written for hmm... the person's birthday that asked to interview The Cellar Door, hehe. Those are all one shots. However, every story I've written started out as a one shot, and rarely remain one. Scars and Nightmares is a hard one to read, just as a fair warning. Strange Desire is my baby and my first slash story that I'm still working on. I Ain't Playin' Your Game is the one I have the most fun with, it's fluffy, in a way, but without being sickeningly sweet.

What stories are you reading right now that you love?

If on a Winter's Night, now that story is powerful. Anything funny or dark is most likely to draw me in. If it's too high on the syrup I'll eventually flounce. I do the same thing if the angst is off the charts. Some people go so overboard on the angst I feel like I'm reading a 13 year old girl's emotions and as I read pretty much just slash... Yeah, it bugs me.

If you could have lunch with any Twilight fanfiction author who would it be and why?

Well, OCDJen of course. If she ever comes to visit me like she says she is, then I will. She's the closest friend I have in the fandom. Naelany too, we have some good private conversations, and I want to live where she lives now.

If you could put any Twilight character with any other fictional character, who would it be and why?

Hmm... I've never really thought about it too much. Jasper and Spike (from Buffy), maybe? That would be cool. Hint, hint. Ahem, you know who you are. (*hangs head* It will get done one day *Miss Sarah*)

What advice would you give to a new fanfiction author or someone who is thinking about writing?

Hmm... I'd say find a prereader and a beta, good ones are hard to come by though. When you find one you love and trust, don't let them go and don't piss them off. However, if you read my stuff you'd know I don't use a beta, and only sometimes use a prereader when I'm uncertain about something. Maybe some different advice then? Keep notes, a lot of them. I probably have as many notes on what I write or will write as scenes, sentences, or story lines drop into my head as I do the amount of work you actually get to see. As soon as something enters your head, try to get it written down somewhere before you lose it. You may not remember later and it may be what keeps your fic from being lackluster.

Also, I suggest holding on to things instead of getting so excited you post right away after writing something. Don't do it, slap yourself before you do it. I'm serious. Step away from the computer, come back later and go over it again. People can tell when you rush shit. Most things I've gone over at least six times, if not more, before posting. Never, ever, delete the whole thing when you are frustrated before letting another pair of eyes look at it. Make sure the person is blunt, and not just someone who goes along with everything you say, and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. One, you'll never be a better writer that way. Two, it will come back to bite you in the ass later if someone isn't honest with you.

Take constructive criticism to heart and learn the difference between that and flames. Criticism is good, if it has any basis in truth and can help you, so don't get offended. Ignore flames completely, if you give them attention they come back twice as hard.

Write for yourself alone. If you do, that will make you happier than trying to change it to others expectations. You do this of your own free will and will only be happy if it's what you want. Not that others can't help you make something better or have good ideas, just don't let them derail you and where you are going.

You may need to find people to do a Writer's Challenge with to get you pumped about writing. However, turning everything off is usually better, no distractions.

A pet peeve of mine is when author's put author notes in the middle of the story, it disrupts the flow and wouldn't be found in real fiction. If you think your audience needs to know something about what you've written, that should go in your author notes before or after the chapter.

Some of that is rehashed of a previous interview I've done. I will add something to it though. Number one, please stop starting every sentence with I. If more than half your fic starts a sentence with I, you need to rethink your sentence structure, even if it's in first person. Number two, and I can't take credit for this one (this came from a friend of mine), but maybe a light bulb will go off in your head when you see it...

"Let's eat grandma," or "Let's eat, grandma." All it takes is one one comma placement to save grandma from being eaten and the grandchildren from becoming cannibals. Please, people, remember that when you get confused.

Quick... tell something random?

My favorite food is, hands down, popcorn.

Are you on twitter?

Yep. Ealasaid77

Miss Sarah's 2 cents

Choosing just one story from this amazing author was hard. Ealasaid77 has some amazing stories.

It thanks in part to Ealasaid77 that I decided to stick around the fandom and read and write slash myself, she was one of the first authors to ever answer a PM from me on ffn and she put me in touch with OCDJen, whom this particular was written for.

The story deals with Edward breaking up with his boyfriend James, and what a nasty piece of work he is. James just happens to be Jasper's brother. Both of our boys end up being hurt by James' actions, I won't tell you what exactly he does, you'll just have to read it yourself. The story is complete, so no waiting for updates.

Ealasaid77 has an amazing way with words, she pulls you right into the story and keeps you gripped. I was that gripped I forgot to review because I just wanted to jump straight into the next chapter.

Along with this story Ealasaid77 has some wonderful other stories posted. NO WORDS was actually written for my birthday, and yes I did squee when I found out she wrote something for lil ole me.

Another great multi chap she is working on now is I Ain't Playin' Your Game. What I love about this one is Jasper will just not give in admit he likes Edward, it's funny, witty and I can't wait for more.

If you aren't reading Ealasaid77's stories drop by her ffn profile and enjoy yourselves.

Here's a sneak peak at chapter one

"No. The answer is still no," was my reply. Alice drove me nuts sometimes. She was my sister, but as soon as she found out I was gay she automatically wanted to become my fag hag. Most of the time I just wanted to kill her. Don't get me wrong, I had female friends, that were friends because they just were, not a single one of them would I consider a fag hag. Hell, I never thought I needed one, but Alice insisted. Yes, one day I would mow her down if I could.

"Please?" Okay, now she was starting to whine like the little annoying sister I knew her to be.

Sighing I asked, even though I knew it would be bad for my health, "Why?"

The smile that crept across her lips outshone the Cheshire cat's. Now I was worried. Why did I bother to ask? "I think you'd like him, he's blond, blue eyed, beautiful, just like I know you like. He actually looks a lot like James, but I actually like him." Aha, she finally admitted that she didn't like James. I knew it.

In the back of my mind I wondered if it was James' brother, he had a twin. They weren't identical, I knew, but he said they looked a lot alike. I never knew his name. I'd never met any of James' relatives for that matter. That was one reason I didn't trust him. He just said they weren't on speaking terms anymore, but I knew for a fact that he was living with his brother before James moved in with me. Well no, not moved in, infiltrated. I never asked him to move in, it just gradually happened, until one day he no longer went home. Sometimes I wondered how the hell that happened, how did he end up in my house? There was no excuse for that, I would never have allowed it before. It almost seemed like I just didn't give a shit, maybe I didn't. James was easy, no emotional connection. He was not someone I would have sought out for that fact alone, but my previous serious boyfriend was so emotional that I thought I had whiplash. I couldn't take anymore of that, so I sought out the person furthest removed from it, James. That worked for a while. Now though... the only reason I was still with him was his looks, so sue me. The sex wasn't even good enough for me to stick around, but I did. Or at least the sex wasn't good anymore, either that or I was over any kind of lust I'd ever felt towards him. We hadn't been fucking for a while. It was official, the more I thought about my relationship with James, the more I thought I'd lost my fucking mind.

At some point Alice had begun talking again; not only did I not hear it, I didn't even hear the drone of her voice in the background. When I tuned back in again I heard her say, "... but you probably should know he still has a boyfriend right now that he tells me he's madly in love with." What? Then why was she trying to set me up with this person?

"Alice," I practically growled out her name, "why are you wanting to set me up with someone that is already happily dating?" Crossing my arms I glared at her, daring her to give me a good reason.

"I think if you just met him that you'd hit it off," she defended.

"So Alice, what you are saying is you want me to meet this person and basically both of us to cheat to be together?" Raising my brows in disbelief at her I willed her to deny it.

"No, but I think if you knew there was someone better out there you'd get rid of James. Besides, I just want you to meet him. I don't think he'd be able to date someone else for a while, even if he left that guy. They are pretty serious," she responded. Groaning in irritation, I turned and headed for the door.

"Where the fuck are you going, Edward? I wasn't done talking," Alice demanded.

"Home, where I belong, not the twilight zone," I told her, turning the door handle.

I will try to keep up with these as I can, so I don't lose them. Helps me to remember why I write in the first place.

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The Cletus Chronicles by Meikela reviews
A series of Cletus POV outtakes from my story, Southern Charm. Yes - Cletus is a cat. : Rated M because apparently Cletus has some language issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Edward
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 370,700 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Dark Lord Potter by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Voldemort is dead. A new Dark Lord rises, and the wizarding world will never see him coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,920 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Comfort of Tea by Omi-Omi reviews
A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not… Written for 2013 HD Smoochfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars by ICMezzo reviews
Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic. Warnings/Content Notes: Expired potions, excessive silliness, and mild Hufflepuff bashing. May contain nuts and lulz.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightfall by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twilight AU where Bella never existed. On September 13th, 1987, Renée gave birth to William Matthew Swan. Seventeen years later, he moves to Forks. Edward/original character, Slash, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,669 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Sweetest Addiction by Maddie Grey reviews
Dear Jacob there are a million things I want to tell you. I think I'm in love with you. I think you're messed up but so am I. And lastly I feel compelled to protect you from everything. Even yourself. Jake & Edward. AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 329,122 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Gasping for Air by Wolfenmoon1313 reviews
Jasper is a young man with a dark past. No one should have to survive the horror he had to endure. All he's looking for is a friend but he find much more than that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,438 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5620 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Major's Pet by OCDJen reviews
In a world of violence where humans are food and pets, can a special pet become the love of a certain Major? Written for Ealasaid77 birthday. Human/Vamp, DARK FIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,153 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Angel of God by Korissaa reviews
RUNNER UP WINNER of TWI-Slash Unveiled Contest - Edward comes home to visit Bella before starting the next chapter of his life, when he meets Jasper, a professional surfer. Edward want to learn how to surf, but is that all he'll learn?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,508 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Learning to Live Again by gypsysue reviews
Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,506 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hidden Tails of Harry and Draco by ICMezzo reviews
Harry turned to Draco across the breakfast table. "I'll have to go away this weekend," he said. It was very nearly the truth... Rated M. Contains absurd quantities of H/D slash, animagus, and fluffity fluffy fluff. And maybe a few laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Claiming of Jasper by dtav reviews
Jasper is a virgin who just came out of the closet. Edward is a sexual predator looking for the next trick. Can the virgin tame the wild beast? One-shot written for OCDJen's birthday. Contains slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,566 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper
That Which Cannot Remain Silent by A.J. Kelly reviews
Edward is a piano teacher who is dissatisfied with his job. But when Professor Jasper Whitlock comes to take lessons, will Edward find that teaching has its benefits? AH, Slash, Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,414 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Edward Cullen: Charity Case by Icetor reviews
Businessman Edward Cullen has one of the worst days of his life, only to be seen at rock bottom by his perfect man, someone he hasn't seen in 10 years. Slashy man-love, AH/AU, E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,526 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Not A Fairytale by Jinko reviews
Every fairytale has some truth to it. When Draco Malfoy is used as the Dark Lord's guinea pig, he slips into a daily coma, only waking during the night. The only cure to this is a kiss from his one true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,745 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before by kimpy reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Change in Plans by naelany reviews
Everything was set. Flights and hotels booked. Plans were made. And then everything changed, all because of an accident. How can a ruined summer possibly turn out to be the best one yet?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward - Complete
Come Hither by AnnaLund reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 – Their bedroom door is only almost closed, but not closed enough to muffle the sounds coming from the second floor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Opportunity Cost by Chewie4370 reviews
Always friends, Edward is ready to take his relationship with Jasper to new levels. How does Edward get his best friend to notice him? Will it backfire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Experimental Gaming by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward and Jasper are gaming buddies. And then they do other stuff. Geekslash written for AG because she's awesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Little Blue Heart by edwardsisobel reviews
A scientist with a little crush. A porn star looking for more. Whatever could these two have in common? Slash EdwardxJasper A little birthday fic for beans827
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Secrets and Lies by OCDJen reviews
Edward has always had these strange feelings, but has always pushed them down and away to scared to explore them. When he bumps into a mysterious yet beautiful golden haired man will he explore the hidden depths he has pushed away for so long? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,662 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Vision by mamdi reviews
::VAMPSLASH CONTEST:: The boys are alone in New York City. Edward is having trouble reading Jasper's thoughts and Edward is fed up with the tension between the two of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seamen Extraordinaire by ICMezzo reviews
Jasper and Emmett take to the water in: Seamen Extraordinaire. A tale of tight canals, sand-filled crevices, and vampires with little to do but each other. Written for Twilighted's Friday Free For All. Jasper/Emmett slash. Vampires. Crackfic. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Highland Dreams by cbaty reviews
Jasper is having a strange dream. When he's offered the job of a lifetime in Scotland, he goes. He is drawn by a force he doesn't understand and one that wants to destroy him. Will he find love with a 400 year old ghost in a kilt? Contains slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,268 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Lost Boys by vampireisthenewblack reviews
My perfect memory does him no justice. Edward is more beautiful than I remember, but he seems almost wild, in the manner the nomadic vampires often have. "I can't bear it any longer," he whispers. "Their minds are full of depravity. It infects me." Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Masterpiece by iwasamy reviews
We Heart It contest first place winner. Jasper is searching for something to complete his home. His life. Can he find it in an artist's canvas or is he looking for more than a work of art? AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
This Mortal Life by hidingfromsomeone reviews
For Jake, the only thing that could make life any worse would be imprinting. The only thing that could make that any worse would be imprinting on another guy. One- shot for Slash Backslash contest NOW EXTENDED! NC-17 for yummy wolfy lemony slash scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,278 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Charming Beauty Bright by evilgiraffe82 reviews
How can you cope when you are left all alone? Sometimes little epiphanies can be life-changing. Sometimes new friends can make all the difference. Originally written for the Love Lost contest, now extended. A gentle story, AH, slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Home by MizzHyde reviews
A locked box, a silky voice on the phone, a beautiful stranger in a photograph. Edward thinks he just has a place to live, but maybe this time he is home. AH, slash. Written for Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
When the Walls Come Tumbling Down by rmhale reviews
Edward is hired to tutor a troubled student, but Edward's own troubles start when that student awakens feelings he had long since buried. My Fandom Gives Back Piece for robownsme, Nerdward and Cockysper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
When the Night Comes by Drizl reviews
Don't leave anything on your list Jasper. Live the life you want, not the one everyone expects. If you think about it, settling ain't really living. Can Jasper find the life he wants during the light of day or is it best left in the dark ExJ/SLASH/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,452 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Said and done by ICMezzo reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Decade Apart by SarahAH30 reviews
After 10 years apart, crossed wires and mixed signals can first love be rekindled. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,218 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Dictation For Beginners by SinsInSlash reviews
Jasper Whitlock is confident and brash in the boardroom, but he has a little weak spot - the Chairman's young PA – Edward Cullen. The problem: Edward is also the Chairman's son and rumored to be dating Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Kiss Me Again by My name is Seren Dipity reviews
When a relationship begins, how do you face the challenges that life throws at you and still keep close to your lover? Jazz and Edward are starting this journey & get to learn more about each other and themselves on the way - AH AU- Sequel Kiss Me
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Secrets in Seattle by SinsInSlash reviews
Edward is a college student starting a new internship. Jasper is the powerful executive overseeing his department. Will their immediate attraction lead to romance or ruin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Dream by BeCullen reviews
Edward is mourning the loss of his husband. Was it only a dream?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Eggnog Effect by bananapancakes7 reviews
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Detention, Licks, and Dirty Tricks by mistyhaze420 reviews
A little Ghettosper and Geekward's fun time in detention. Slash E/J Mature O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Human Touch by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Jasper the vampire and Edward the human. A love story, of sorts with lots of drama, humor and Rosalie. NOT Twilight vampires. No sparkling allowed in here unless it's Edward's shoes. M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,479 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Jasper, Edward] - Complete
Observations of a Virginal Vampire by ICMezzo reviews
Edward is spending his 92nd consecutive mating season alone and he's pretty sure it's time for a change. Vampires. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Misguided Angel by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry southern SLASH. Muggy, melting hot and swarthy. A vampire and a man. A blinding blond form; too big to fit in this world. A quiet, tall, assured man; too used to his own company. AU. Mature. Very short story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Mattress by iAvenger reviews
A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Golden Banana by Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Did No One See The Writing On The Wall? by naelany reviews
Signs. They're always there. We don't always see them. Perhaps we simply choose to ignore them. Hindsight, however, brings 20/20 vision. But what if it's too late, and you missed the writing on the wall? What if you lose something you can never get back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Rosalie, Jasper - Complete
All My Secrets by venis-envy reviews
AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Brand New Start by Darkira reviews
When an event rider and his horse go through a serious trauma, a "horse whisperer" is needed to try and get the horse back on track. But is the rider beyond any help? How about the whisperer himself? AU/AH/M/Slash/Jasper&Edward M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,552 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered by SarahAH30 reviews
Two boys who are BEWITCHED by each other, get each other hot and BOTHERED and are totally BEWILDERED by their revelations at a costume party. One shot written for Ealasaid77's birthday E/J Slash rated M for explicit content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. Until he visits Seattle… and finds a reason to stay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Covet by intheclosetcontest reviews
What do you do when you meet the love of your existence a year after you marry the saviour of your soul? Edward and Jasper thought they were doomed to a life of longing and regret until they meet someone who holds the key to unlock their future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Wool by intheclosetcontest reviews
Winter nights and snowfall. Hats and gloves, scarves and socks. Warm when they touched, hot when they loved, cold when they parted...every time. He didn't want to be cold anymore. AH/OOC. Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Judge A Book By Its Cover by OCDJen reviews
"The moment the words fell from the teacher's mouth, I laughed. I actually laughed like this was some sort of wind up! How the blue hell did I, Jasper Whitlock, end up with socially retarded Cullen?" One shot, written for Mrs. Aggets birthday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Jasper's eye is caught by the beautiful raven-haired boy across the room. In a world of music, sex and perpetual travel...is there room for anything or anyone else? When is comfortable not enough anymore? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Need You Now by OCDJen reviews
After eight years, Jasper's heart is broken. Can it ever be mended? Written for FGB, AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Charming Beauty Bright by Love Lost Contest reviews
Sometimes little epiphanies can be life-changing. An entry for the Love Lost Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful, Broken by theladyingrey42 reviews
I come here seeking rusted metal and a particular sort of ruin, captured in art and dissonant drums. Instead I find his face and a kind of beauty I have never, ever known. AU/AH, ExJ slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
OPERATION: Breakup by tiffaninichole reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Measure of a Man by PolkaDotMama reviews
Jasper is drawn in by a small tease of skin that keeps his interest in a man he'd normally dismiss outright. Will it keep his interest long enough to get him past his personal bias? OOC, AH, M - SBS contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,238 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Worth the Climb by ICMezzo reviews
Jasper drags Edward camping, but they both end up surprised by what comes out at night. AH, Rated M. Received honorable mention in the Slash Backslash 2.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Crimson Love and Biting Jealously by OCDJen reviews
Alice and Jasper try to start a new life with the Cullens only to realise that Alice is not Jasper's mate after all. How will they deal with the aftermath of their betryal, and what will happen with Alice's new mate? E&J. Vamp. Written for the SSA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Ride the Cowboy by NanaMun reviews
The new boy from Texas and a particularly fast paced senior find themselves attracted and lusting after one another in their AP American History class.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Anxious by Nisa Cullen reviews
What happens when an anxious Edward has a chance encounter in the campus library? My entry for the BACKSLASH 2.0 Contest. E/J, AH, AU, OOC, Slash. Warning - contains Male Slash Don't like, Don't Read, No problem. Not intended for those under 18.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper
1027735 Miles from Texas by OCDJen reviews
There's 10277.35 Miles between Jasper and Edward. How do they get off while waiting to be together? With Skype of course. Winner of the Long Distance Lovin' Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Morning After the Night Before by starfish422 reviews
Slash: The night before - drunkenness and an iPhone. The morning after - humiliation, a hangover and...insanely hot fantasies? A crossover appearance by QAF Emmett. Language/explicit sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
It's Fate by OCDJen reviews
They were High school sweethearts, Jasper broke Edward's heart by leaving a Note, now ten years on Fate throws them back together again. Will they rekindle the love they once had or will they forever stay apart? Rated M, JXE, lemons in later chapters, R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,885 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Of Bets and Purrs by Darkira reviews
Edward and Jasper, two most sought after tops at the club, are rivals. One night they make a bet and winner gets to top the loser. Edward has never bottomed and Jasper has had a bad experience in the past. Who wins and what? AH/AU/M/Possibly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
How the Other Survives by tuesdaymidnight reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Harry remains haunted by the last line of the fabled prophecy. Why does Draco Malfoy seem to be the only one who understands? Post DH, EWE. Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
White Blaze to Lone Star by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love At First Sight by TwistedforTwilight reviews
Relationships don't exist in this world. Are Edward and Jasper strong enough to overcome the odds, or will they just become another statistic? AH/Slash ExJ. Rated M for sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,571 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Kiss Before I Say Goodbye by rmhale reviews
There is nothing harder in life than saying goodbye to the one you love. Edward and Jasper. JPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Broken Dreams and Beautiful Nightmares by OCDJen reviews
Breaking out of an abusive relationship is one of the hardest things to do, leaning to find yourself once again is just as hard. Can Jasper over come his past and learn what love is really like? E&J PLEASE READ THE AN INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,363 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Say Something Else by vampireisthenewblack reviews
When he suffers the worst kind of heartbreak, Edward returns home, resigning himself to a lifetime of loneliness. But he had not counted on old friendships and old crushes. Edward is torn between old love and new... Slash, AH, OOC. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Alec - Complete
My Only Choice by TwistedforTwilight reviews
It isn't as awkward as it could be. Being in the same room with my ex-lover and his fiancé. ONESHOT AH E/J slash. Rated M for language and mentions of sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Man Up by LoveComesLast reviews
*2nd Place Winner TFLN Contest*. Jasper and Edward play for the same team, in more ways than one. It'll just take Jasper a little time and a lot of persuasion to see what he really wants. AH. SLASH. collab with herinfiniteeyes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fallen by gypsysue reviews
Edward always knew what he was made to do, but from the moment his eyes meet Emmetts, his world it turned upside down. Birthday Fic for Beate, Happy Birthday babes. AU Angelward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Remembering Winter's Kiss by AlsoFrightened6 reviews
During your lifetime you experience a myriad of emotions, but true love only happens once. What happens when you realize it too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thanks Wolfie by sweetp-1 reviews
Edward goes on a first date, and gets an unexpected surprise. Silly fluff for the Texts From Last Night contest. OOC/AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After the Storm by tjbaby reviews
Vampire Edward affects Jasper's human life in such a way that he has to decide - life or love? An insight into a world of obsessive love and betrayal, where lines are crossed for friendship and honour; and madness is only one small step away. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,580 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5670 - Favs: 6,352 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Come Together by Darkira reviews
Teenaged Edward has problems with his body image due having scoliosis while growing up. When a new family moves to the house next door things begin to changes for him. Fic written for SorceressCirce's b-day thingy. AU/AH/M/E&J/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Always and Forever by dtav reviews
Entry for the NoBellaAllowed Contest. As Edward waits for Jasper to pick him up, he reminisces about all the "firsts" they have shared with each other. Rated M for mature content. Contains slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Right There by OCDJen reviews
After a drunk night with his Gay best friend, Jasper is left to wonder if there was more to him then he knew. Will he embrace his sudden new side and take a risk? Or will he forever be in denial? RATED M, E&J, Lemons. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,351 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy reviews
Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Storm Before the Calm by sweetmahogany reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Hale have been dating for 2 years. What happens when the Cullens move to town and the two youngest siblings take an interest in the happy couple? Canon pairings eventually. AU, OOC,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,273 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lay Your Hands by OCDJen reviews
The sequel to Healing Heart. This is set 5 years later, life has settled into a nice routine for the boys, they have plans for the future. What will happen when life, fate and heart ache get in the way? Rated M, AH,E&J. please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,982 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Healing Heart by OCDJen reviews
Jasper, confidant and friendly but a creature of habit. Edward, depressed and withdrawn. Can Jasper get close enough to Edward to heal his heart? Or will it push him deeper in to his pit of hell? Rated M, AH and lemons later. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,802 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Damaged God by Collegepanda reviews
Bad girl Bella was sent to Forks for discipline, no big deal right? There’s nothing Isabella Swan can’t fight, but when she runs into Edward Cullen,shes a litte in over her head. She learns there is only so far you can push a vampire. *Adult content*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,340 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5483 - Favs: 7,881 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Time Isn't Enough by Jinko reviews
Draco Malfoy's life is turned upside down when his son from twenty years in the future shows up. He brings with him word of death and destruction. He wants to stop Voldemort from winning like he did in his own time. HxD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,621 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Another Word for Hate by Nightmarish reviews
You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 6,143 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Monster Snores reviews
Jasper gets called on by his son to take care of the monster in the living room. Short, fluffy, and sweet. J/E AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Here, Boy reviews
It's been a long day, and all Edward wants to do is relax with his pet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Green reviews
"Jasper, why are you knitting out here? This is a golf course. Where you play golf, not knit," he explained in exasperation. Belated birthday present for naelany. Humor, fluff, lemony. Silliness. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bitter reviews
Friends were for the weak, for the ones that wanted to be hurt again and again. Mild slash. AH Written for OCDJen's birthday
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Monster Within reviews
They created the monster, now they will suffer. Originally written for The Quickie Contest. This one is dark. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood, Yours reviews
Wolves should never interfere with a vampire and his mate. Originally written for the Quickie Contest. J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I Ain't Playin' Your Game reviews
'Edward Cullen cocky. He purposely teases me, the only gay person he probably ever met. Why? Because he can, that's why.' AH/AU, slash, was a one shot that I continued, because I'm insane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Few Minutes Too Late reviews
Short and to the point. Don't wait til it's too late is the moral of this story. One shot. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Strange Desire reviews
Jasper accidentally walks in on Edward in a compromising position that will forever change their future. What happens next probably isn't hard to guess, but if you think that's all there is to this story, think again. Slash J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 185,619 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Goodbye, My Angel reviews
Quietly, I said, "I love you, Jasper. Go to sleep, my angel." Jasper closed his eyes then, that was the last time I saw those pretty blues. AH, M/M, you might need tissue for this one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Cellar Door reviews
Edward is done with his boyfriend James. Jasper is done with his as well, he just doesn't know it yet. How can these two boys turn their heartache into something good? This is a very belated birthday present for OCDJen. This is not a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Promises reviews
Everyone breaks their promises to Edward, all but one. Written for Naelany's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
No Words reviews
Sometimes words are unnecessary. One shot written for SarahAH30 birthday. Enjoy. AU, vampire. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Scars and Nightmares reviews
Jasper and Edward share a dark past, but Jasper can't get past it. Can Edward help him through it? Adult themes, please read my author's note before reading the story. Don't say I didn't warn you. Slash/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,221 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Blood Lips reviews
Edward and Jasper are true mates. Alice's vision of the future causes them to seek out Bella to lie with her and ultimately kill her. Lemony goodness for those that want Bella dead Vamps/humans AU mostly slash JxE, JxBxE One Shot only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
CRUSH reviews
Bella leaves for college and meets some new friends. She really wants to lose her virginity though and decides Edward should be the one to do it, since he knows his way around the ladies. Unfortunately, he might know his way around too many ladies. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,429 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward