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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1900241, Profile Updated: 02-03-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Inuyasha.

My name is Vivian.

My Birthday is 11-29.

I live in Cali

Twilight is my favorite saga. I also enjoy Vampire Academy, House of Night, The Immortals, Wicked Lovely, The Host, and many more.

Pirates rock!

i am Team Jake. Taylor Laughtner is absolutely gorgeous.

I love those cheesy poem thingies that make people feel better about themselves...

I just read a fanfic that was amazing, and there was a quote that was spectacular. "Was it better to be loved out of vanity, or not loved at all?

The life of Bella Swan

The house:

Bella's Bedroom:

Grand Staircase:

Dining room:

Bella's walk in closet:

Bella's Bathroom:

Wow, that house makes me jealous... I have a great imagination...


If you go to bed not knowing what you're hair will look like in the morning, C+P this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic and damn proud of it, C+P this onto your profile.

If you are not concerned with your popularity, C+P this onto your profile.

If you love to write anything, C+P this onto your profile

If you love fanfic, C+P this onto your profile.

If you are afraid to be yourself sometimes, C+P this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless, C+P this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

I made my mom a Twi-Mom. If you, too, are a proud accomplisher of this feat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate the fan fiction adds that pop up right when your going to click something important, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and put it into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Jacob Black)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from OCD (obsessive CULLEN disorder), copy and paste this to you profile

If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hungry all the time even though you ate not even an hour ago, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to bagels, various forms of chocolate, and honey mustard, copy this into your profile.

If you have already picked out the names for your future children, copy this into your profile.

If you are very ticklish, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Did you Know...

Kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted


Why America has some issues (it's all true)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

I gave up junk food. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

America's intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

Elizabeth Brown: On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: 185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

LEMONS and SUGAR

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100 true..

1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

So...
If you are a loving friend,
send this to everyone,
including the one that sent it to you.
If you get it back, then they rea lly do love you.

And always remember...
when life hands you Lemons, ask for Sugar and call me over!

Good friends are like stars, You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.

'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway'

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truckload when I'm gone.

Forward to all your friends.
And don't tell me you're too busy for this..
Don't you know the phrase
'stop and smell the flowers'?

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Life keeps You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only
God keeps You Going

A Good Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the looser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - fer - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


RANDOM FUNNYS!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"


Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile


These are some pretty funny things. It'll do for a quick laugh. ;)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and

leave the lift tutting.

33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"

34. TELL people that you can see their aura.

35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...

38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air

39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors

40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.

41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.

42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.


FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity

IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!!

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room
was a large round table.

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled
delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and
opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was
the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!

He died for you…why not live for Him?


16 Things to do when your in A shopping center

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


SPREAD THE BUNNY SO HE CAN GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!


Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile


Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me
not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry..
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing
knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and good-bye..


(From DoctorFang)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Favorites:

Jacob

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jake

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

That was the Blackest kind of blasphemy-Edward (Twilight)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

In Edward's room when he proposes

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she asks Jake to kiss her

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

during Eclipse, when Bella tells Alice that she can be her maid of honor

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The one with Victoria in Eclipse when she gets her head cut off...

Which book cover was your favorite?

the Eclipse cover, I love the ribbons...

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes.

Who is your favorite character?

All of them. i don't have an actual favorite. i am Team Jake though.


This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse. it is my favorite book

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jake. He is sweet.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward. Bella is too cynical

Bella or Jacob?

Jake, all he wants is her, and she can't see that...

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Tie

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper. He's awesome.

Jasper or Edward?

Tie

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle.

Emmett or Jasper?

Tie

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie.

Jacob or Sam?

Jake

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria. She's better at holding grudges.

Werewolves or Vampires?

Werewolves


Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Friends and sisters.

What do you think of the casting so far?

They shouldnt have picked Rob Pattinson for Edward. They should have picked more of a pretty boy.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

no


I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,

I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?
I have crappy grades, but I've got street smarts, does that mean I'm stupid or that I always know what to do?
I don't have many friends, does that mean I'm anti-social or just shy?
I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad Christian or that i just can't find the time?
I listen to rap and pop, does that mean I'm a wigger or girly?
I watch chick flicks and action films, does that mean I'm girly or a tomboy?
I like movies from the 70's and 80'sand the latest movies, does that mean I'm old fashioned or that I'm going with the times?
I don't like horrors, but no one can scare me, does that mean I'm a wuss, or that I'm hard to scare?
I'm a teenager who remembers all my chores, does that make me irresponsible or responsible?
I'm the middle child but I make myself known, does that mean I'm the forgotten child or the kid my parents can't get to shut up?
I don't cry,
does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?
I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of my ecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth?
I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?
I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly or boy-ish?
I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?
I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?
I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?
I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,
I have a name, an age, a gender, and a religion,
But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.


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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (Not! Notnotnotnotnotnot!)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. (I still have cassettes in desk drawers :)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (I watch them even now every Christmas, just of nostalgy)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (I always wanted one)
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (Not the same word obviously, but something really similar.)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I have my Tamagotchi too... somwhere. Only I got an ingenious idea to draw on it with crayons and then wash it under the water...)
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart. (!!!! Don't even ask...)
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (Tazzos!)
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the play place.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (I loved that thing. Seriously)
Before the My Space frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walk mans.
When game boy was a brick. (!!!! Again, don't even ask)
You did MASH to figure out your future (And fortune telling on playing cards. I even remember how to that)
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I Have quite a few favorite quotes, which i will update slowly.

"Sometimes i cry just to hear you tell me it'll all be okay."

"Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down."

One a day is what you get. if i have time.

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Truth Or Dare: Slytherin Style by Raiderday reviews
The gang returns for their seventh year. After some changes, including a new friend, how will Hermione's seventh year turn out? Will be a good or a bad year? A/N: Weak Summary I know...but please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,182 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Bitter Sun Rising by Alisa Pearce reviews
Bad boy Jacob Black doesn't return Bella's crush, so she decides to date someone safer: a harmless nerd in her math class named Edward Cullen. Little does she know that he is secretly a powerful and ruthless gang leader enmeshed in a vicious drug war that will put her life—and all her beliefs—at risk. THIRD PLACE WINNER in *TOP 10 COMPLETED FICS OF MAY 2016* AH, E/B, HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 121,780 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 5,875 - Follows: 7,371 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Soul for Sale by musicalfreak22 reviews
The night before the graduation ceremony, Bella's excited. No more Forks High School, no more Cullens...but it's all taken away from her. AU, AH, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,856 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Bella, Edward] [Rosalie, Emmett] - Complete
Consequences of Meddling With TIme by beaweasley2 reviews
Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little tricky if not used correctly: a mistake made in counting or a slip of fingers can make the user jump irregularly and thus she could accidental alter her time line. And when such an accident happens, Severus Snape uses Hermione's Time-Turner in order to fix a horrific wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 429,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Finding Rhythm by muzkbox reviews
**Sequel to 'Fulfilling Duties'.** The war is over but peace has yet to find one particular couple still on the run. Can two people weathered by war find their rhythm and happiness in their new life? **A/U story & rated 'M' for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,141 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Between Light and Darkness by RedEyedSurprise reviews
Hours after Edward left Bella in the woods, the world is attacked by the Heartless. Bella, Charlie and even the Cullens are sucked into a black vortex. They are spirited away to unknown worlds. And to face unknown danger. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN UNDER DIFFERENT TITLE:2/1/2015.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sora, Bella
You've Got To Be Kidding Me! by krazykat144 reviews
Bella and Edward have been together for years. Bella goes to his house to tell him the great news of a baby and finds him cheating? What will happen when she gets hit by a car and spends a year in a coma? Rated T BXE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Emo Singing by OneHellOfANekoDemon85 reviews
Bella can sing, play any instrument, and is bullied. This made her an Emo and go dark. When she meets Edward, her world is suddenly shifted. What happens when Edward hears her sing? Read and Review. T for language. AH at first, then mythical beings later. LAST THREE CHAPTERS UPDATED TODAY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry's Wish by Hermione99 reviews
Harry always wished that his parents hadn't died but what if one day his wish comes true? Join Harry in an epic adventure as he faces a life without his lightining scar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
This Place Again by winter windwhisper reviews
When Edward left he never came back, Charlie died, and the Volturi have taken Bella in as their own. What happens when Edward and Bella meet when she is to be made an equal to Aro, Marcus, and Caius and also turned? Bella is so confused! BellsXAlec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,727 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Alec
Love Sucks: Nessie's Guide to Love and Life by BrokenFirePen reviews
Hey, guys, it's Nessie. I thought, since most of you are huge stalker-fans of me and Jake, that I'd let you in on our little romance. How we got together, broke up over the stupidest thing and totally went against Dad's rules. Well, I'll talk to you soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,044 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Shooting Star by TwilightSy reviews
Nessie's all grown up and going to high school. Her family and best friend Jacob are going with her. Find out what happens when a human girl starts making motions and overtures for Jacob's affections. Rated M for the later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 94,790 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Another Road Followed by HarbouringLies reviews
Edward's leaving hurt Bella in horrible ways, an unlikely person comforts her, tells her to take charge with her life. Bella does, and tries to change herself without loosing site of who she is . Along the way a burn began in Bella's throat, itching and scratching more and more daily. Until eventually it's just too much. Edward sucked out all the venom. right? (BEING RE-WRITTEN)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bella
In Our Next Life by Silenciosa x reviews
Edward Mason promised he'll be back. He never did. Isabella Wolfe promised to wait and died. Now, in the present time a certain Cullen and a Swan, share the first names of these two lovers. Coincidence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Disappearing Act by krumpingxballerina reviews
Set in New Moon a few months after Edward leaves. Bella is taunted and teased at school. Then a new illness strikes Bella. Who will be able to save her? Warning: Anorexia, Self-harm, **CURRENTLY BEING REVISED**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Haunted by cestlaviesuckers reviews
When Bella accepts a ride home from Edward Masen one rainy afternoon, she feels an instant attraction to him. A crush. But as they start dating, Bella soon learns he has a deadly dark side to him, one where he won't let her go, and will push aside all boundaries to be with her. What is he hiding? Obsessed Edward. Lemons. Inspired by the movie Fear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,536 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Neverending Progress by tukct81 reviews
Post finale story: The choice wasn't about who she loved or who she wanted to be her boyfriend. Damon was her friend, and she couldn't let him die alone, which was fine, until he didn't die. She now has to juggle her feelings for Damon, her choice to stay with Stefan, and new memories that make her question everything.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,892 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Repentance by AllorNothingKR reviews
All Human B/E-After becoming victim to a horrible college initiation ritual, Bella drops out of school to deal with the consequences of that night. How will she react when she learns the one she loved had been keeping a very dark secret from her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,128 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Divergent: Four's side of things by Dahlia1 reviews
You've heard Tris's side of Divergent. Want to hear Four's? **On Hiatus! :
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,614 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
No Place In This War by V.Evergreen reviews
Fighting in the final battle Hermione is faced with the destruction of the world she has come to love. After fighting for her life and losing she uses a last resort that causes a horrific time turner accident which leads her back to 1977; marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,375 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Alexandra by Gallopin' Gorgons reviews
After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,773 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fulfilling Duties by muzkbox reviews
What if Harry wasn't the one who spotted the doe that night in the forest of Dean?**A/U story that follows DH story line** Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,612 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wolf Girl by Torie Rilistkrytcat reviews
The real Leah clearwater is dead. When the woman cut off her hair, she fell with it. I am not the real Leah. I am just an empty shell, hard and bitter, unkind and unloved. I will never be the same again. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Sideways by twilighter1017 reviews
Bella never went cliff diving. Alice never had a vision. He never came back. 3 years later, Bella is in college with a drinking problem. What happens she sees him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward
Magic's Revival by Tara Prustat reviews
After Harry defeats Voldemort he is sent through a portal into the future where he is reborn in District 12 with his memories and his magic intact. Was called Return of a Hero Harry/Katniss
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Katniss E.
Back to the Beginning by ali1122 reviews
Bella returns to Forks and is reunited with her childhood friends, including the love of her life. what happens when the exciting reuniion isn't as pleasant as Bella had hoped? might be rated M here and there, haven't decided
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,975 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Edward, Bella
My Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward were in love when Edward was human. There was an accident and it "killed" Edward or so Bella thinks. Bella goes to Forks with her and Edward's daughter. She thinks she'll never see Edward again, but boy is she wrong. See what happens. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 71,428 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Road Trip by TwilightedTribute reviews
6 teens, all going on a Road Trip together. Their all friends,other than Bella and Edward ofcourse. "Some realationships are like Tom&Jerry,they tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but cant live without each other." AllHuman BxE RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Belonging With Crazy You by EvangelVamp511 reviews
Bella has an unexpected reunion with her childhood friends, but what happens when she meets a certain Cullen's fiancée. Is it jealousy or protectiveness? OOC/ AH NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,264 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Of Renesmee Carlie Cullen by xoxlolxox reviews
This is basicly Breaking Dawn from Renesmee's POV From before birth til the end! R&R. Constuctive Critisism is welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
While You Were Knocked Out Cold by Melolabel reviews
On his way to propose to long-time girl friend Tanya, Edward witnesses a horrific hit and run car accident. The driver's plea changes everything for Edward. "Please, don't leave me." How can he possibly abandon the unconscious beauty? AH/AU B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,530 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scar Tissue by Potterhead36 reviews
Snape casts a spell of his own making on Hermione in the Final Battle. She goes back in time and is befriended by the Marauders. Will she ever return? Can she save them from death? Can Sirius offer something more than friendship? Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Morning Suprise by Pandora80 reviews
Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
See it through by nett reviews
When all is lost, a broken Hermione finds out she's been assigned a heavy task, to change history and save the ones she's lost. Even when it means never seeing them again. A timetravel fic set in the Marauders' age. Eventually Hermione/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,002 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Intruder by gab000 reviews
Renesmee is not the only half-vampire out there, and the Volturi are not stopping when they realize the watch didn't work. They're attacking from the inside out. Sequel to AWIT/ AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
China Dolls by Nothin On Me reviews
Bella was punished for knowing about vampires after the Cullens left. Now, she lives with Casteil and his coven in China. But his brother comes to visit. Rated M for Language and MAYBE lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Game of Truth or Dare by Beyond-Ryuzaki reviews
"Aw is Evans scared of a lil baby game?" "No Black" "Then let's play" Me & my friends are back with the Marauders not far behind.As usual.Damn those sexy beasts straight down to hell.Want some advice? Never end up alone with James Potter & Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily by LairaDumbledore reviews
UNFINISHED- never finishing. But I haven't the heart to delete it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,309 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
But God do I love you! by Jey1204 reviews
'I'm sorry that I never told you I love you. For that I'll always regret. I never thought it'd be fair for you to love someone who was dying. Please, stay safe for your family and I.' He dropped the note. "Bella!" He cried in anguish and sunk to the floor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
how it came to be this way by pingu1997 reviews
Bella is beaten by Charlie. When her twin brothers come home and find out. Will bella be able to leave her old life behind, or will it come back and bite her? I know that the genre has changed, please dont flame me
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Truth or Dare by OhMaGod reviews
After 150 years as a vampire Bella is finally getting to play the famous Cullen Truth or Dare. NOW ADOPTED BY KAASHAA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by IceFire9 reviews
In response to the threat of mass murderer Sirius Black, Harry starts the DA two years early. As a result he and his friends hone their skills, Harry gains a group of loyal friends, and Harry becomes much closer to a certain redhead... H/G RL/NT R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sparks of Anger and Lust by everlastingdaydreams reviews
Edward Cullen is a bookworm; a complete and total sexy, nerd. So what will happen when Bella Swan a notorious party girl is his new roommate? Sparks will fly! Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
What If by Night Writer 13 reviews
What if Rosalie never called Edward in New Moon?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Alice
A Cullen or A Swan? by Bellaward1105 reviews
Bella is beautiful, smart and kind. Edward is good-looking, intelligent and a pure gentleman. They are a perfect match but the problem is, they're siblings? Is this true? Read to find out. All human, BXE. R&R please...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding love, when we least expect it by Today.Is.Life reviews
Life long friends, Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie are off on a school trip to the woods for 4 weeks. Found out how Edward and Bella come to be, and the adventures everyone faces in the woods! Who did you say goes missing? ExB. EMxR. AxJ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chatting, the Cullens, and llamas? by ForeverDancerGirl reviews
Not your typical IM story! Edward left Bella and a friend tells Bella about a chat site. Bella timidly gives it a try and meets non-other than Alice Cullen! Can Alice bring the love birds back together? Why does Bella have a llama named Anthony? Try it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shiori by Kira Crash reviews
A Female demon is awakened from a deep slumber by Naraku,and is used to attack Inuyasha and the gang.After barely surviving the fight, Shori begins to travel with them holding with her a secret of the life she had left behind before she had gone to sleep.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
My Life by Twilight-is-amazing12 reviews
Bella Swan and Alice Cullen instantly became great friends. When they have a sleepover at Alice's house, Bella meets Edward... What will happen when they get older? Some Drama. ALL HUMAN! Help me think of a better name for the story in reviews.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,694 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like We Never Loved by PrincessGinger13 reviews
Kagome follows Inuyasha and makes some wrong assumptions. She gets kidnapped by bandits and Inuyasha rescues her. What will happen between him and Kagome? What about Kikyo? Oh and why is Sesshomaru being nice all of a sudden?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Winning Kagome's Heart by Legacy55 reviews
As if Koga wasen't enough, when Inuyasha and the others stumble across an exiled man he soon falls for Kagome. Now Inuyasha's got to compete with him to win Kagome, not only that his mysterious past still lurks in the background.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Wife Swap! Cullen Style by EmmettCullensGalXX reviews
Alice get's the Cullen's on Wife Swap. What happens when the Cullen's don't like there new mom and she doesn't like them? When Bella's like Rosalie and the new mom trys it on with Edward? Read and find out major pranks and laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 8,025 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Desperately Hoping by LirielleA reviews
Have you ever wonderd which hurts the most? Saying somethng an wishing you hadn't? Or saying nothing and wishing you had? He did both, thus causing the loss of his beloved mate. But fate gave him another chance in form of the miko. Maybe Next Time Sequel
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
A Wish In Time by gab000 reviews
What happens when a wish upon a mysterious birthday gift sends Nessie back in time? She is trapped in the past and changing everything we know about Twilight. How will she get back? Will she screw everything up for everybody? AU Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,984 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Meant to be by DeviousSiddy reviews
Kagome acts strange suddenly... Is she mad at me? Did I do something wrong? I am Inuyasha and this is about how Kagome decided something I did not see coming at all. How will I cope with this?...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Way I Loved You by MyMan'sColdDeadAndBronzehaired reviews
Edward and Bella are secretly dating, but they're from different cliques. He's popular and she's not. Edward bullies Bella in school but acts like a lover after school."You're ashamed of me, ashamed of us." What happens when Bella gets tired of this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Forever or a Lifetime by Ibetyoulookgoodonthedancefloor reviews
Will a selfish wish cause Sesshomaru to loose Rin forever? Is spending a lifetime with the one you love more important than the fear of losing them? I don't own these characters. Rumiko Takahashi does. Their story needed closure. It's romantic. Enjoy:
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,817 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Never, Ever, Make an Empath Mad by Jaspers-Darlin-Girl reviews
Jasper wants to write a song for Alices b'day, but when Emmett finds out that Jasper is songwriting, he, Edward and Rosalie tease him about being gay. Way.Too.Much. Now they have to learn a lesson. Never, Ever, make an Empath Mad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jasper
You belong with me by chalet reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. She secretly loves him,he has no idea. Will she overcome her fear of ruining their friendship and tell him she loves him. Or will she Continue to live with heartache as she watches him from the "bleachers" with his g/f?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
California Crush by short-werewolf-15 reviews
The Cullens' are moving once again, and Nessie isn't happy about it since she'll be far from Jake who now lives in Florida. But they have a surprise for her, she's moving to California with Jake. It's a new high school, new people, and another werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Midnight Mist by Kelly hearts Stark reviews
*All the characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. *This is what I think would happen if Bella and Jacob never met, but the Cullens renesmee included moved back to Forks 75 years later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
I Finally Flew Away by Dancingforever reviews
What if Satine had faked being sick? What if her death had really been a coy to escape the underworld? What if she was a star, and Christian meets her again? Will there be love? Or anger?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Satine, Christian
Glares of an Angel by naturallyclutzy93 reviews
so bella is a vamp and edward left 50 years ago.... she is now an assasin for the volturi.. and she has been assigned to watch over the cullens....... omg DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Concealed by Eloquent Nocturne reviews
When Kagome and Inuyasha came out of the Bone Eaters' well, they didn't expect to end up in London standing before Dumbledore in a strange new world. Voldemort and Naraku have teamed up, causing a whole new kind of danger. Kagome and Inu. go to Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,633 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
Chat by Thomas N reviews
This is formerly known as The Cullen Computers. It's an IM between the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
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Absolute Eternity reviews
17 year old Vivian's mom gets a job at the volturi castle. She is believes everyone that lives there is human. But when she starts noticing similarities between her favorite saga, she knows that something is not quite human in volterra. RxR *I own nothing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Alec
Forgiven rewritten reviews
Edward Leaves Bella, and a mysterious vampire changes her. What will she do now? will she find them? or will she go off on her own? RXR please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Forgiven reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and she didn't believe him. He left anyways, and the same night she met another vampire who changed her. What will she do now? Will she try and find them? or will she just stay put? read/Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
China Dolls reviews
Bella was punished for knowing about vampires after the Cullens left. Now, she lives with Castiel and his coven in China. But his brother comes to visit. Rated T for language. Adopted from Nothin On Me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
House Of Drama
This is a X-Over of many different anime. The main two being Shugo Chara and Inuyasha. Longer summary inside. Please read. Lots of Randomness and funniness. please read and review!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Inuyasha