Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Inuyasha.
My name is Vivian.
My Birthday is 11-29.
I live in Cali
Twilight is my favorite saga. I also enjoy Vampire Academy, House of Night, The Immortals, Wicked Lovely, The Host, and many more.
i am Team Jake. Taylor Laughtner is absolutely gorgeous.
I love those cheesy poem thingies that make people feel better about themselves...
I just read a fanfic that was amazing, and there was a quote that was spectacular. "Was it better to be loved out of vanity, or not loved at all?
The life of Bella Swan
Wow, that house makes me jealous... I have a great imagination...
If you go to bed not knowing what you're hair will look like in the morning, C+P this onto your profile.
If you are a chocoholic and damn proud of it, C+P this onto your profile.
If you are not concerned with your popularity, C+P this onto your profile.
If you love to write anything, C+P this onto your profile
If you love fanfic, C+P this onto your profile.
If you are afraid to be yourself sometimes, C+P this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a sentence that goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you eventually realized that the sentence was completely pointless, C+P this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.
I made my mom a Twi-Mom. If you, too, are a proud accomplisher of this feat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
() Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
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If you hate the fan fiction adds that pop up right when your going to click something important, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and put it into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Jacob Black)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you suffer from OCD (obsessive CULLEN disorder), copy and paste this to you profile
If you'd die to become a vampire and dream to be a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're hungry all the time even though you ate not even an hour ago, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to bagels, various forms of chocolate, and honey mustard, copy this into your profile.
If you have already picked out the names for your future children, copy this into your profile.
If you are very ticklish, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you throw a fit when someone says the Twilight characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Did you Know...
Kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted
Why America has some issues (it's all true)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
I gave up junk food. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
Elizabeth Brown: On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: 185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
LEMONS and SUGAR
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
1. There are at least two people in this world
2. At least 15 people in this world
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received.
And always remember...
Good friends are like stars, You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.
'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truckload when I'm gone.
Forward to all your friends.
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
A Good Friend
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the looser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - fer - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.
"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
These are some pretty funny things. It'll do for a quick laugh. ;)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and
leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
IF YOU BELIVE IN GOD, READ THIS!!
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room
In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and
The holy man said, 'I don't understand. It is simple said the Lord. It requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.' When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!
He died for you…why not live for Him?
16 Things to do when your in A shopping center
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
SPREAD THE BUNNY SO HE CAN GAIN WORLD DOMINATION!
Try Not To Cry
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile
Went to a party Mom...
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
That was the Blackest kind of blasphemy-Edward (Twilight)
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
In Edward's room when he proposes
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When she asks Jake to kiss her
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
during Eclipse, when Bella tells Alice that she can be her maid of honor
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The one with Victoria in Eclipse when she gets her head cut off...
Which book cover was your favorite?
the Eclipse cover, I love the ribbons...
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Who is your favorite character?
All of them. i don't have an actual favorite. i am Team Jake though.
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse. it is my favorite book
Eclipse or Twilight?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Jake. He is sweet.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Edward. Bella is too cynical
Bella or Jacob?
Jake, all he wants is her, and she can't see that...
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper. He's awesome.
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria. She's better at holding grudges.
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
Friends and sisters.
What do you think of the casting so far?
They shouldnt have picked Rob Pattinson for Edward. They should have picked more of a pretty boy.
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,
I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?
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You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
I Have quite a few favorite quotes, which i will update slowly.
"Sometimes i cry just to hear you tell me it'll all be okay."
"Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
One a day is what you get. if i have time.