Author has written 67 stories for Chaos Wars, Inuyasha, Trauma Center, Ouran High School Host Club, Cross Edge, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Soul Eater, Eternal Sonata, Vocaloid, Elsword, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Kingdom Hearts.
Well hello everyone and welcome to my profile!
Nicknames: Angela, Angie, Fluffy, Cabbit, Cabbitchu, Crystal, Angel, Eve, EveofHearts...the list goes on.
Location: Why do you care you weirdos?
"When broken, just let an angel you know you trust into your heart, He/She will save your broken self."
"Your Prince/Princess Will come to you-He/She just got lost on the way and is too freaking dumb to ask for directions,"
"No boy is worth crying over. The boy that is worth your time will never make you cry tears other than happy tears,"
"If God hands you lemons, at least he's still being nice! Just start worrying when he throws them."
I have so many ships these days, its inhuman. XD I've worked hard for my title as Angel of Fluffiness!
What my father taught me:
1. My father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My father taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My father taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My father taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My father taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My father taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My father taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My father taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My father taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My father taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your mother!"
15. My father taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have a wonderful father like you do."
16. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My father taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My father taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My father taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My father taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your mother."
23. My father taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My father taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My father taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Girls Don't Realize These Things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk and leave them wondering how the hell you did it!
I'm just a weird dorky bisexual poly gaming writer going to college and working as a bagger at Kroger! Congratulations on finding a weird author!