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Hey there,

I'm from New South Wales, Australia. I'm 24, and I love reading and trying to write stories. I think I've liked doing it ever since I was a kid, so finding this site has been a godsend for me.

I am a huge fan of True Blood and the Sookie Stackhouse novels. I find myself drawn to movies and books with fantasy elements to them, and I love vampires and werewolves. I think wolves are the most beautiful creatures. I love Sookie and Eric together, but sadly it seems like the show isn't going to let us who want them together have that. I'm very insecure about my writing and don't have much faith in myself as a writer, but I'm trying my best. It means a lot to me when people review on my stories and say encouraging things about them.

Thank you very much for reading my stories if you do. It means the world to me.

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Lost in the Dark by AniLovesMe reviews
When Ally loses her parents, Bruce Wayne becomes her new guardian. He must help her overcome the arduous challenges and guilt of losing a loved one. Desperately searching for answers, they find that the truth becomes more and more unfathomable.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bruce W./Batman
Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until I saw you by reyes139 reviews
He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,957 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Best Served Cold by Lazarus76 reviews
After a brutal interruption to his wedding day, Arthur must find those responsible - his former team mates - and his bride. Rated T.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 53,871 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Beneath The Skin by Lazarus76 reviews
A group of unhappy, disparate teenagers are thrown together at a unit. Conflicts, romance, and self-awareness develop. Teenage !AU Fic. Inspired by the film Manic.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 51,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
The Perfect Doll by Lazarus76 reviews
A young man thinks he is happy alone, another harbours an obsession. But is it wrong if its love?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 58,164 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Buried Inside by Lazarus76 reviews
Go into the mind of a serial killer...you may never come back. Rated M for themes that will be disturbing. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 102,564 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Feed Me by Lazarus76 reviews
Arthur and Ariadne are a couple...she's showing signs of a disturbing fetish. A romance for anyone who has ever been fed up with love.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 42,418 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Tunnel of Love by LissyLock reviews
"When Bella takes on a summer job at the theme park, Tunnel of Love strikes, but who gets in the way when Bella's love has to leave?" A/H. M for lemons - COLLABORATION with 'NeonBurning'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,004 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward
But I'm Your by Lazarus76 reviews
A little mistake leads to a punishment...and others. Rated M for a mature theme. Inspired by the film Secretary. FluffKinkCrack! DISCONTINUED.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Without You, I'm Nothing by Lazarus76 reviews
Arthur and Eames are in a relationship - one characterised by anger and violence. How long until one of them finally snaps? Originally Rated M for more adult themes.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 81,227 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Someday Soon, my love by letitbeme.x reviews
Lord Jacob black is dangerously obsessed with servant Bella Swan. Bella swan doesn't realise the danger she is in. will she be saved before it is too late? Set in the 1700's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,383 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Turn the Page by Juliet Capulet Montague reviews
Set in 2004, Max and Xavier fall passionately in love and are torn apart by class differences. This is "The Notebook" in modern days, without the deal with Alzheimers. Contains scenes from the movie. I own nothing. Rated T for sexuality and language.
Notebook - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Lost in Translation by VergofTowels reviews
Sometimes, it's impossible to find the word you need to say it all... in English. Twenty ficlets based on untranslatable words. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Arthur, Eames
Inter Somnia by tigerfeet reviews
Given the stakes of the job Saito has asked of Cobb and his team, another architect is brought on board to oversee Ariadne's work and ensure nothing goes wrong. Will sharing a past with Arthur complicate matters? Arthur X OC X Eames Triangle fic
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,815 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur
The Game by moviemaniac12 reviews
Cobb, Arthur, Ariadne and Eames awake in a room, being tortured by Cobal. Soon they will be placed inside a dream. The game, is to stay alive. The results lead to life changes for the players. Rated M for violence. Arthur/Ariadne pairing
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne
Justement, Je Regrette Les Zombies by Tubular Fox reviews
After college, all Arthur wanted to do was live a normal life hacking into government databases. But if the flesh-hungry zobies are any indication, the universe has differen plans.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,318 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Online Dating by moviemaniac12 reviews
What would happen if the team made online dating profiles?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Confessions of a Serial Killer by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Bella, a recovering alcoholic, wants to get to know the real Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lips and Clavicles by Paradox-Imagination reviews
Eames/Arthur. Teasing, sexual innuendos, tripping, falling, and Cobb shaking his head. Eventual slash. and maybe they'll get some work done.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Terminal by LollyMc reviews
When Arthur is diagnosed with a life-changing disease, he flees Paris. He doesn't want anyone to know. He doesn't want anyone to hurt. He doesn't want anyone to care. But they do...and it might just save his life. Eventual slash.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Eames
Will We Ever Be The Same by Mistress Vixen101 reviews
Bpov: I swore never to love again, why should i hide m the monster in me, why should i perserve human life when it only hurts me, i'm only sure of 1 thing write now i hate Damon... Dpov: why do i feel like i made the biggest mistake of my life..
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Damon
Strange Is What We Aim For by LetoLover71 reviews
A twisted love story between a young woman and the Joker. What happens when Marissa tries to escape an obsessive Joker? Read to find out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,029 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Joker - Complete
Happy Birthday Mary: The Preview by GothicRainbows1415 reviews
"Why did you do it Alison?" "He told me to." Loosely based off of the song 'Happy Birthday' by 'The Birthday Massacre'. Has nothing to do with Chucky or 'Child's Play.' It's just the category I chose.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Universe is Shaped Exactly Like the Earth by The Demon's Song reviews
Ariadne knows they will fall in love even before they do. - In which Ariadne notices more than most people, and Arthur and Eames are not always perfect, even for each other, but they're getting there. Arthur/Eames, outsider!POV.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Daddy's Girl by Madam Mimm reviews
4/5 years after Seed Of Chucky. "Jennifer" and Glen are getting on with their lives, but Glenda is volatile and troubled. After a nasty argument, memories come flooding back, and Glenda runs away to find her father. was M, downgraded to T
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Time is a Crooked Bow by nemurii reviews
Arthur tells himself that he loves Ariadne. He has to keep reminding himself. And maybe it is't love after all. Especially not when his heart keeps drawing him back to Eames, atleast for a few moments every now and again.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Molly Ringwald, Eat Your Heart Out by nyssa123 reviews
80's high school AU. Arthur is the WASPy private school rich kid. Eames is the college student he falls for. Things get complicated.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Arthur, Eames
One Week by badwolf-27 reviews
After Cobb and Saito fail to wake up, Ariadne and Arthur are required to stay in the city for one week incase of further questioning, is it possible to fall in love in just one week? Crap summary, AxA, T because I can.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Trouble with Mistletoe by Levana Oba reviews
Handsome Bob celebrates the holidays with the rest of the Wild Bunch at One Two's new flat...
RocknRolla - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
Unwanted Dreams by theD0ct0rD0nna reviews
Saito has a new job for Cobb and the gang. During this job will Eames find his match in the mark? That's right its Eames's turn to have a chance at love!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 58,416 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
If I Were You by moviemaniac12 reviews
The Forger and the Point Man switch bodies overnight, and ever digging for trouble, Eames decides to make a bet with his counter, involving a certain young Architect...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Eames
Christmas at the Cobb's by eatingmania reviews
Its Christmas day at the Cobb's and everyone is there to make it happen. chaos occurs. GEN, Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
Losing Faith by Twilifed113 reviews
Bella's marriage is crumbling, but when her life is put in danger Edward must reveal the truth. He works for the FBI. Now he must lug a furious and untrusting Bella across the country in a hilarious and utterly unromantic road-trip, all to keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Eames's New Year's Bash by Haikoui reviews
Eames has thrown a large New Year's party with his Inception team members. Uh oh. And what happened to kissing on New Year's? D/A, drunk!Eames/Arthur, Yusuf/Cat and Saito and… uh…
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2010 - D. Cobb, Ariadne - Complete
Communication Problems by ThePointGirl reviews
"Bottom or top?" Ariadne asked. Cobb blinked uncertain of his surroundings for a brief moment in time. But what is Ariadne talking about? You'll have to read to find out :
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - D. Cobb, Ariadne
PostMortem Exam by mooncustafer reviews
My Deadwood zombie vignettes seem to have drawn the most favourable reviews, so here's another one. Doc-centric as usual. Happy holidays!
Deadwood - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
The Mistle and the Toe by Haikoui reviews
AU, before Mal's death. Cobb is tired of Miles's insistence on going to a ball with his wife thrown by a university in Paris. There's a student under a mistletoe. Surely that could only lead to trouble. D/A, slight Cobb x Mal, Arthur x OC, Eames x drinks.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - D. Cobb, Ariadne - Complete
La Cosa Nostra by Cullen-Swan reviews
Obnoxious Mafia boss Edward Cullen has the world in the palm of his hand. sitting on a billiondollar empire, married to the beautiful Isabella and a 2 year old son. Living on the brink of danger has its pros and cons but in the end who will he choose?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Flights of Love by vallennox reviews
Arthur has an unfortunate tendency of fleeing from Eames. Arthur/Eames, one-shot, slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Sweetie by you-need-imagination reviews
Eames tries to help Arthur overcome his dislike of marshmallows. Arthur/Eames utter fluff
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Let Me Sleep by you-need-imagination reviews
Arthur wants to sleep. Eames wants something else. Who's gonna win? Arthur/Eames fluffy fun
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Plausibility by Night Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Forger and The Multitasker by lovinlife83 reviews
Can Eames have a normal relationship? Can he love someone? Read and find out. Eames/OC, not fluff! Read and review pleasey please!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Eames - Complete
Top to Bottom Handsome Bob and One Two by Jokerfest reviews
Handsome Bob and One Two have a good relationship. This is how it goes. Rated M for sexual situations and liberal use of the F word :D Handsome/One Two yaoi
RocknRolla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010
Operation: Get Arthur A Boyfriend by eatingmania reviews
Cobb accidentally outs Arthur to Adriahne, who promptly makes it her mission to get him a boyfriend. Of course, Arthur being a very private person, is already in a relationship with Eames that he refuses to tell anyone about.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Crazy On You by Madpadz reviews
Emotions are always on edge in Gotham. New criminals are formed in the city's depths while some run, and others hide. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Joker
Trigger Happy Jack by HarleyQuinn88 reviews
Harleen Quinzel came to Gotham for danger and excitement. She had no idea how much she was actually going to get. Nolanverse Joker/Harley fic with some BTAS references. May be rated M in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Only Strange When You Wake Up by MeganDiCaprio reviews
Arthur x Ariadne
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Angel in My Heart by They Call Me Dreamer reviews
Bella escaped from a haunting past. She travels to Forks to start everything new. What happens when a popular Edward Cullen meets Bella's eye? Can Edward overcome the problems that he is willing to face? Or will it end to be a disaster? Summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Velvet Mistakes by Soxunorthadox reviews
Ever wondered why Eames chose to portray that stunning blond in Inception? Here's my take on their story.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Eames - Complete
Before and After by PhoenixOwnsTheNight reviews
Post-Inception. Arthur, Ariadne, Eames, and Yusuf realize they need another team member when they reunite for a job. Eames stumbles onto someone from his past who might just be that person. Unfortunately for him. EAMES/OC, A/A
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Main Attraction by Spoongirl1 reviews
One night Ariadne see a little more than she bargained for. Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
The Climb by iJMar reviews
Bella's step father abuses her and kills her mother. He tracks her down to the seattle highway till her car skids on the road and makes and accident. Edward finds her and takes her home to Carlisle. What do you think will happen to her next?E/B No lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,148 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Debussy and Distractions by Traditional.Rose reviews
Edward plays the piano for Bella and both get a little distracted. One shot. EDWARD/BELLA FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tainted Love by xxroxy-dogxx reviews
She shuttered as she felt his hand touch her cheek. Leela kept her gaze down, not wanting to look at him, "I'll be taking that." He stated and managed to pull the gun from her hands with ease.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,420 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Just Try Me by CrimsonRae reviews
Set after my story Secrets Undercover. Bruce takes something other than Audrey's sunglasses and she's not happy about it. One-Shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Little Harlequin by pansexualwaffle reviews
A year after Dark Knight ends, The Joker is sent back to Arkham. A new doctor, Harleen Quinzel, receives him as her newest patient. What will come out of his? Slight time/age bending, Joker is very OOC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Joker
Dirty Water by Rachel-Jane Kensington reviews
I made a promise to my Uncle, to my family and to myself. I would never get involved with anyone that worked for Frank. But sometimes you just can't help getting your hands dirty...Billy/OFC, slightly AU. Rated M for violence, drugs, sex, adult content.
Departed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,316 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009
Life Isn't Fair by Katasaurus reviews
Bruce Wayne/OC oneshot. This is my first attempt at doing anything with Bruce Wayne, forgive me if I get some details wrong. Tallulah Montgomery is fed up with Bruce and his rash actions as Batman and leaves to return to her apartment. What will happen?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
My Guardian Angel by Elle Valentine reviews
Sequel to 'Rescue Me'. Bruce Wayne and Elena are happily married, but what happens when a new villan comes to town who thrives on riddles? Will their happiness last? Please R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,719 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
True Love by fEmAleNoMad reviews
Jonathan has had his fair share, but nothing of this caliber. Female OC included
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - J. Crane
His Har Har Lee by blacksilkrose123 reviews
“Do. No-t. Die. On me. No-t allowed.” There was something in his eyes, hidden behind the toying gleam. His face became serious as he reached up to tuck a stray piece of hair behind her ear, like someone else was breaking past this hostile freak.J/H
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,193 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Joker
Glass Slippers by elomelo reviews
He licks his lips and the blood on them, tasting the Bat. Bat/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Caty and HC by angel of cullen reviews
a modernized version of Wuthering Heights, with a couple of new twists. R&R please!
Wuthering Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008
My Harley by newbluemoon reviews
For you, my Harley. For you I can be human.” First femslash. Warning: girl/girl, Not graphic sex, pretentiously written, short, un-beta'd. Please review. Harley/Ivy, brief references to Batman/Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
Voluntary Motion by mooncustafer reviews
Doc/Jewel. When one part shifts, everything must find a new balancing point. Het, pretty vanilla except that one partner has CP and a leg brace.
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
With You I Will Walk the Line by IntoxicatedCirculation-xo reviews
Emily Weston has spent the last five years walking a thin line between love and hate with Sirius Black... ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Undeadwood by mooncustafer reviews
Seven things that never happened when Deadwood was invaded by zombies, which also didn't happen.
Deadwood - Rated: T - English - Western/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Deal with the Devil by woolgatherer reviews
Rachel makes a deal with the Joker and realizes that she’s in over her head. Will she fall under the Joker’s spell and sacrifice Batman’s identity for the good of all? Or will she protect Bruce and suffer the consequences? Pre TDK. R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
VERNAL EQUINOX by cullenister reviews
my story EQUINOX, but from EDWARDS POV, different settings, different themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Have We Gone Too Far? by bean21 reviews
-The Prestige- The yells echo throughout the house, and out here in the hallway, Jess, my little girl, is just sitting, listening to them. SPOILERS
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Runt Dreams by cyan dragonfly reviews
Disco Pigs Runt dreams of Pig. Dialogue drabble. Sorta hard to understand but hey, so was their conversation in the movie. 'Bout 90 words.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Life And Times Of Chucky: Chucky Met Tiffany by The Charles Lee Ray Fan reviews
A fanfic that I'm writing on. Chucky, Eddie, and Tiffany are in highschool and they are seinors, and this fanfic is about how Chucky met Tiffany and was inspired by the movie 'Carrie'. Please R&R and let me know. Rated for lauguage and suggestive themes.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,666 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Secret Escape by beachxxbum5 reviews
Catherine sees Heathcliff secretly. This is their first night alone with each other...
Wuthering Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Half Life by BlueberryOcean reviews
The Prestige My name is Sarah Borden and I am married to two men. On Hold
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
Oh, Brother by Purple Rhapsody reviews
When David's experiment goes horribly wrong, Sarah finds herself being transported through the galaxy and into…other Christian Bale movies? My, what a shock to the system!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sarah J., Jack K.
Dancing by Sorrow Personified reviews
(One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) Sweet little fanfic; Billy Bibbit dances with Candy during the party thrown by McMurphy. Billy's point of view; either quite cute or quite bad.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2003
Blood Flowers reviews
What if Sookie met her fairy Grandpa as an eight year old, and Eric was appointed as her protector and her mentor in learning how to defend herself? What happens if she is trained for battle and survival when certain enemies hit Bon Temps? Eric/Sookie, early friendship. AU. OOC likely.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,748 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Eric N., Sookie S.] Bill C., Ben/Warlow