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Joined 04-13-09, id: 1900619, Profile Updated: 08-25-13
Author has written 1 story for Sims.

Make it stahp.

I'm 16 going on 17 oh god no dont let that song get stuck in my head.

I have terrible judgement when it comes to relationships so fanfics are my only place to find true romance. *sob*

Things I Like

Harry Potter

My Little Pony (somewhat)

Adventure Time

Ready Player One (Best book evar)

Reddit (yes i know its not a fandom)

The Sims

hoh mah god i love dr horrible's sing along blog so fucking much

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intermissions by izumi-kamikura reviews
humanstuck! Karkat leaves his Manhattan home for a safer alternative away from his father only to end up with a juggalo of a roommate.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Masqueradestuck: A GamTav Moment by melrose13 reviews
A one-shot highlighting the romance of Gamzee and Tavros. Kids and game never happened. AU I guess? Still troll society though. ENjoy!
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
Stand Up For Yourself by abhorrible reviews
Karkat Vantas endures the bullies of highschool, until he meets Gamzee Makara. Typical Highschool AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Whatever it Takes by change-it-all reviews
With Tavros Nitram's world crashing and burning, he finds himself relocated to a new home; the Royal Darling Hospital. Meanwhile cancer patient, Gamzee Makara, is falling deeper down into a hole of anger and violence. When the two meet, as patients of the long term ward, sparks will fly. AU Humanstuck/sadstuck WARNING: Adult themes
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Gone Too Far by Shyntax reviews
"Let us out! Please!" Vriska pleaded, her voice growing hoarse. "Vriska..." Karkat spoke in a quiet voice. "There's only one way for her to let us out." Her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. "You don't mean-" "...I'm afraid I do." He raised his head along with the bucket in his hand. "Or she'll never let us go."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Karkat V., Vriska S.
43rd Hunger Games by Acacia Eastbramble reviews
*CLOSED* The Reapings have begun. Will the odds be in your tribute's favor? Well, they have a one in 24 chance of survival so good luck and may the odds be EVER in your favor! Best, Acacia Eastbramble, Head Gamemaker
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Other tributes
The 58th Hunger Games by Twirlgirl821 reviews
Create your own tributes. I have something special in store for this years tributes. The tributes are in and now the fun begins.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Other tributes
The 80th Hunger Games by BookAddictForLife reviews
"We can't do this. One of us is going to die in these games, if not both of us," I say. It's silent for a moment, and then he slowly looks up at me. "Then let's live the life we have left. Let's make it last," he says. And I can't help but agree.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010
Twenty Years Earlier by Foreverinmyheart17 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to the age where harrys parents ruled the school. This also means severus is at school now. Hermiones thrust her friendship at severus, will he reject her or will he let her in his life or will they become more than friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Mary Sue Hunger Games by 399574 reviews
Welcome to the very 1st ever Mary Sue Hunger Games, please enter your tribute to see what happens when the sues collide!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Odd Class Out by chivalry-is-dead reviews
You've got Heavy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, and Pyro, the 9 essential classes. But what happens when you introduce an entirely new class? And what if it's a girl? OCx? Rated T for now, may be rated M in future...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Scout, Sniper
A Sims 3 Story by claramadesouffles reviews
I was just playing the Sims; an innocent game of the Sims. Why did it have to drag me inside? You don't have to play the Sims to understand it Rated T because I'm paranoid. **Full Summary Inside**
Sims - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
The Logic of the Lesbian Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Your 78th Hunger Games by lunareclipse3 reviews
Yes, yet another submit your own character Games! Come, create, and may the odds be in your favor! Rated T for paranoia. Accepting tributes, mentors and sponsors! RnR. Lots of spots open. I need males and mentors!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Addicted reviews
When a strange glitch occurs with Celeste's Sims 3 cd, her entire life will change in some of the strangest, stupidest, weirdest ways imaginable. I suck at summaries, so just R&R pl0x!
Sims - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010