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Joined 03-26-02, id: 190073, Profile Updated: 07-08-09
Author has written 19 stories for Mario, Inuyasha, Lexx, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Ranma, Lord of the Rings, Captain Planet, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, and Stargate: SG-1.

I have a LiveJournal account where I keep all the stories I'm not allowed to put up here called spoofmasterfics.

My regular LiveJournal account is here

Frotu and I have started a Cafepress shop, which contains links to our other Cafepress shops.

Hoom, hoom, what about me is relevant? Well, I'm a film student, and I'm planning to go into archiving and restoration after I graduate (and after I go to grad school). 'Nuff said.

"I have stood here for five weeks now. The bones of my feet have grown into the ground like roots, and provide me with nutrients. Sometimes worms crawl into my toes. Wanna see?"
-me, making fun of a dinosaur in a Star Fox Adventures because it never moved. At all.

"See that smoke? Doesn't exist. See those nice clouds in the background? We weren't so lucky on the day of the shoot. We just added them in. While we're at it, I added in the volcano, too. We filmed this in a parking lot."
-the director of Spy Kids 2, explaining how they did the scene where they're looking down into the volcano

"The following morning the weather was so foul it hardly deserved the name, and Dirk decided to call it Stanley instead."
-The Salmon of Doubt

"Yeah, but if picking up civilians is the punch button, what if you accidentally punch them? I mean, swoop, 'I'll save you!', and then, pow, right in the gut!"
-me, talking to a little kid about his Spiderman game

"I would do anything Tim wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it."
-Johnny Depp

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
- also Johnny Depp

"Well, I was supposed to hit this guy with a breakaway chair, and they gave me the chair, and said it was the breakaway chair, but I didn't check it. And it was a real chair. Well, the cameras started rolling, and I hit him with it. But it didn't break. So my brain goes, 'Hit him again, Jeff.' So I hit him again. And it broke. It's okay, he was a stuntman."
-Jeff the fight coordinator

'Malcolm sat in one of the padded chairs. The stewardess asked him if he wanted a drink. He said, "Diet Coke, shaken not stirred."
Humid Dallas air drifted through the open door. Ellie said, "Isn't it a little warm for black?"
"You're extremely pretty, Dr. Sattler," he said. "I could look at your legs all day."'
-Jurassic Park (the book. That quote just speaks to me)

Lennox: "Those nuggets are already ninety percent fat!"
Macbeth: "There's no law against fat! Besides, we have a salad menu."
Lennox: "The salads are even worse! We inject fat into the lettuce! Heck, it would be cheaper if we just served normal lettuce!"
Macbeth: "If God didn't want us to inject fat into the lettuce, he would have made lettuce taste better."
-the play "Old Macbeth Had a Farm", in which a modern-day version of Macbeth takes over a fast food company

Me: "Mort's a Morton."
Amber: "So?"
Me: "You'd think he'd at least have the decency to be a Mortimer or a Mordecai."
-talking about Secret Window

'"He'll be chocolate fudge!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Never!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"Of course he will!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"I wouldn't allow it!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"And why not?" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Because the taste would be terrible," said Mr. Wonka. "Just imagine it! Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it."'
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

'"Make this awful thing stop!" ordered Mr. Teavee.
"Can't do that," said Mr. Wonka. "It won't stop till we get there. I only hope no one's using the /other/ elevator at this moment."
"What other elevator?" screamed Mrs. Teavee.
"The one that goes the opposite way on the same track as this one," said Mr. Wonka.
"Holy mackere!" cried Mr. Teavee. "You mean we might have a collision?"
"I've always been lucky so far," said Mr. Wonka.
-guess, just guess

MBC: Lock seems to like the island though so I don't blame him for just settling in. The island likes him too I think. In fact it seems to have picked him to lead the others to enlightenment and healing. It's still a very anti-social island of doom though.
Me: It's a maladjusted island. All the other islands made fun of it when it was little.
MBC: Yeah well that's because it's father was a peninsula and it's mother was Japan and she abused it physically.
-IMing about Lost

Frotu: I don't think he has dignity
Me: Ever?
Frotu: He's cool like that.
Me: He must have at some point.
Frotu: thinks mmmm... maybe... he didn't.
Me: Wait, you saw Dear Frankie. Was he dignified in that?
Frotu: He was born without dignity... yes. He was good and spiffy
Me: Aha. He had a dignity transplant.
Frotu: He has dignity injections. Like steroids.
Me: Yes yes, but most directors won't spring for it. It's expensive.
Frotu: It is. And not necessary all the time. Dignity can be overrated.
-a conversation about Gerard Butler's inherent lack of dignity

Dracula: what is this?
Harker: what the... how did you get here? i didn't see you!
Dracula: (picks up mirror) these things suck. (hucks it)
Harker: I-- aaw. (pout)
-Frotu's description of a scene from Dracula (the original novel)

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An Adventure of a Different Sort by Settiai reviews
One moment was all it took to change everything she had ever known. :: Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
A Feline's Fancy by T'Kirr reviews
TenRose. The 10th Doctor is captured by catkind and struggles with the boredom of being a house pet--but where is Rose, and what mystery is hiding just out of sight? Entirely from the Doctor's perspective. Cover art available through homepage link.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Get Ready For The Practical Exam by netgirly2k reviews
That was the dinosaurs. Anybody fancy a trip to see some saber-toothed tigers?
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Girl Pants by AngryReindeer reviews
Harry Potter has girl pants
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alice Aforethought by Random-Battlecry reviews
The truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Building the Future by Shobogan reviews
Remus Lupin's career consultation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
A Liar or a Lunatic by netgirly2k reviews
When Handy met Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Martha J. - Complete
Never a Dull Moment by AstroGirl reviews
Stargate SG-1/Doctor Who crossover featuring Daniel Jackson and Romana II. A little conversation, a little action.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Got Sonic? by Lady Yueh reviews
Rodney McKay with a sonic screwdriver. Be afraid. Doctor Who/SGA Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rodney M. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Mary Poppins: A Tragedy by Random-Battlecry reviews
What to do when the heirs are setting off bombs and generally acting up? Hire a governess, of course. Too bad Mr. Banks has such a history with this one. She's the last person he expected to see. Mary Poppins. Yes. You read it right.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Idiots Guide to Foiling Alien Invasions by netgirly2k reviews
Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Investigating Socks by babygeek310 reviews
Life in Atlantis isn't all guns and fighting. Sometimes it's about socks. Bit of crack fic really.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Ridiculous by Rosethorn reviews
Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Now is found by Eledhwen reviews
A sort of sequel to "What was lost". Luke is at university, but the Doctor hasn't forgotten the promise he made all those years ago.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008
Sic Semper Tyrannis by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Where was Harriet Jones, in the Year That Never Happened? "Trying to incite a rebellion, of course; it's the only sensible thing to do under the circumstances." Companion to Anno Domini but you don't have to be the one person who read that to understand
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Road Trip by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Martha Jones was in the bathroom, brushing her teeth, when she saw the blue glow bleed through the gap under the door... sequel to 'Blast From the Past'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Dimensional Curves by Jinxed-Wood reviews
A rift in time and space leaves Romana stranded in the wrong timeline, and with a rather difficult Doctor... Featuring, Romana II, Ten, and Four
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
Goblins and Fairies and Kings, Oh My! by Lady Yueh reviews
The Doctor and Rose enjoy the hospitality of Jareth's Labyrinth in different ways. Doctor Who, Labyrinth.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
The Wooded World of Worlds by Lady Yueh reviews
There exists a place where trees grow tall. After the Time War, The Doctor tries to forget. But the universe is far from finished with him. Narnia Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - 9th Doctor, Aslan - Complete
A Day That Martha Jones Refuses to Acknowledge by Lady Yueh reviews
While you're here you may refer to me as your Lord and Master. God is also an appropriate title. But I refuse to answer to anything below the rank of Prince. Capiche? Day 2 in the 'Days That Never Were' series. LotTL Spoilers. House, M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Martha J. - Complete
Exit, Pursued By by KelinciHutan reviews
Batman's first meeting with the chaos mathematician, Dr. Ian Malcolm. It is not under the most ideal of circumstances.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Bruce W. - Complete
The Possibility of Communication by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Being dead, if you're around to see it, really is unendurably awkward. In several important ways, Rodney was beginnning to realize, he'd lost all faith in the possibility of communication a long time ago.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
MMAD Misconceptions by Captain LeBubbles reviews
A story of how Fred and George learn that not knowing the whole story can get you into trouble. Rated for mentions of the birds and the bees... quite literally, I mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Kiss It Better by jellyjay reviews
Aw! Poor wittle Zuzu! Does he want a kiss to make it all better? Now a two shot. Second drabble for selenemaree, sorry it took so long.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fission by PencilGuardian reviews
Responding to an evil scheme of the Master's, the Fifth Doctor is accidentally cut in half. Features Tegan, Nyssa, and the Master. COMPLETE Don't be shy, reviews and comments welcome!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Doctor, Doctor! by Tawa bids you good day reviews
A mysterious collapse leaves the Doctor trapped in a human hospital. Rose must figure out his illness, and of course save the world, without his voice in her ear. [10th era.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,138 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006
Sonic Ex Machina by Adrian Tullberg reviews
See House have fun. Crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - G. House - Complete
23rd Time Lucky by Sealgirl reviews
ONESH0T SPOILERS for 3.1 “Smith and Jones” The Tardis is notorious for being unreliable, so how long did it take the Doctor get back to the right place and the right time?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Tea? by jellyjay reviews
Katara didn't really expect to see Zuko when she first walked into that teashop. Zutara drabble. Because I miss teashop!Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by Livexthexmagic reviews
Zuko plus Appa equals LOTS of fun
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Nine and a Half by AstroGirl reviews
The Doctor's regeneration goes wrong. How wrong? Well, ths was written for a zombie themed ficathon... AU from the end of 'The Parting of the Ways.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
No Requests, Please by Adrian Tullberg reviews
House and a Party ...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Something Old, Something New by dolly.the.sheep reviews
nothing to do with weddings the phrase just fits! Boxing Day, the Doctor tests out his new body. inspired by a livejournal comic by nekochan42.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Asking for Directions by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Short crossover. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/13/2006 - G. House - Complete
Ordinary Day by Marie Goos reviews
Set after season two, Episode 9: Bitter Work. The everyday lives of Iroh, Zuko, and their trusty ostrichhorse as they track the Avatar.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Iroh, Zuko
The Gate of Orion by Kesomon reviews
Crossover between Doctor Who and Stargate SG1. The team's quest for the Sangrall takes them to an ancient world, but it's not as abandoned as they thought.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2006 - 10th Doctor, D. Jackson - Complete
A Smile from a Veil by Gruaigrua reviews
A journalist's interest in Rose causes problems for The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Mourning Shall Pass by mari4212 reviews
Susan, at the funeral
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
The Queen's Return by HonorH reviews
Once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen in Narnia. But what happens to the one left behind in our world?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
General's Pet by ReganX reviews
Who is General Hammond’s favorite? Missing scene from ‘Upgrades’.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Coffee Cups and Room Service by Bekki Beekeeper reviews
All Jack O'Neill wants is sleep, but the other members of his team don't appear to know the meaning of the word...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
I Do Not Like You, Captain Kirk by KarenD reviews
Not everyone loves The Man!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2005
Choices by CriesofCapricorn reviews
Post “Exodus,” Charlie has a nice little talk with Turniphead, er, Aaron, about his past and current problems with drugs. Entirely done as a monologue, with cute and comical Charlie talk. Hints of CC.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Charlie
A Clear View by c1araoswa1d reviews
Sawyer tags along with Jack to round up one stray survivor.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sawyer, Jack
Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan by Random-Battlecry reviews
Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
We Shouldn't Keep Meeting Like This by XWingAce reviews
Stargate SG1 Doctor Who 2005 crossover. Who is the stranger that keeps popping up in Jack O'Neill's life? Complete
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Ivory and Horn by LJC reviews
A quiet walk across the ice fields of Kos turns into more than either the Doctor or Rose planned for.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Sunshiny Tears by bookworm835 reviews
Shannon hasn't spoken with anyone since she last saw Boone. All she does is lay on the beach in silence all day. Charlie then conveniently decides that he could use a tan. Fluffy CharlieShannon friendship.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Charlie, Shannon
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine by Random-Battlecry reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
The Grand Old Tradition by mnemosyne23 reviews
It's Christmas on the island and Charlie wants to give a gift to Claire and the baby. In the absence of any stores, he decides to resurrect a grand old British tradition: the holiday pantomime. CharlieClaire
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen To Hurley by Troll Princess reviews
Five possible origins for Hurley. Some are crossovers, some aren't, but all of them are pretty much guaranteed not to happen on the show. :) (The official title is "Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen to Hugo Reyes", but it didn't fit the title lin
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Hurley
Sands on the Road: A 100 Word Drabble by Miss Becky reviews
100 words. Sands drives. Set during the film.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004
El Noche Before Navidad by vanillafluffy reviews
When OUaTiM meets The Night Before Christmas, strange things happen. Sands confronts a jingling intruder on Christmas eve. You've got to read it to believe it....
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Finis by DDR Freak reviews
After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Grandma Sparrow by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Only one woman could get away with this! Plot bunny that attacked during an episode of Spongebob Squarepants starring, of course, his grandmother. Rated for mild language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
Benny and Joooooooon by The Spastic Forkie reviews
IT'S ALIIIIIVE! The parody everyone hates to love written by the author everyone loves to love! Ah, heh. Just read it. ...Please?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
Making an Entrance by Adrian Tullberg reviews
You know what they say about first impressions ...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2004
Fear by Lady Kino reviews
Unlike those war heroes we hear so much about, I can tell you my name. I can tell you name and my address and my e-mail and not fear that someone will come to kill me. Because for a year and a half, I was a Controller. Complete!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
Cursebound by Eledhwen reviews
A team of marine archaeologists come across an island that's not on their map. What's the secret of the treasure they find there, and who's the mysterious stranger who says he can tell them all about it? Final chapters, 8 and 9, added! (Complete.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
This is Bat Country! by Scampi reviews
Short(ish) Parody of Secret Window. Mort gives Shooter documents. Chinese take-out food never arrives. Mort fights with his alter ego.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Darkness Bound by vanillafluffy reviews
Last seen blinded and bleeding, what happened to everyone's favorite rogue CIA agent after the events of OUATIM? Rated for bad language, gore, mayhem, and creative sportsmanship. Prequel to Clockwork Mexico. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
A Very Important Shoe by The Wonderful Snipe reviews
Paul loses his shoe one morning.
Dune - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2004
More Than Eyes Alone Can See by Neon Daisies reviews
Sometimes what can't be seen is more important than what can be. A 'Sands gets back to the States' fic with a twist. That twist would be, no romance, just screwed up people trying to make it through life. ::COMPLETE::
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,546 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Images by Paige42 reviews
It's more fun to have it in your head. To understand, just read.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2004
When All Is Said And Done by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. The CIA has come hunting for Agent Sands and El Mariachi. Now they must work together to stay alive.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
After the Dust Has Cleared by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete! MAJOR SPOILERS for the film. What happens to Agent Sands and El Mariachi after the events of the film.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,155 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Ode to Wildly Gesturing Pirate God by Velveteen reviews
How everyone should feel about Captain Jack Sparrow. In 'ode' form. Be warned, this makes no sense.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2003
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
The Mutant Hunter by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Documentry Transcript
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2002
The Unusual Plague by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Short and Sweet...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2000
The Unlikely Choir by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A Doctor WhoMen In BlackMonty Python Crossover.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/1999
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The Care and Keeping of Your Time Lord reviews
Set after the events of The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. The Doctor finds a somewhat...unconventional...way to "keep" the Master onboard his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Let's Do the Time Loop Again reviews
A Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover, originally written for the 2008 dw-cross ficathon on LiveJournal. Jack and Teal'c thought they were the only people other than Malikai who were able to sense the time loop, but what if they were wrong?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Scientific Method reviews
Martha Jones discovers one of the Doctor's less sanitary habits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Time of His Life reviews
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
But What If? reviews
A series of oneshots looking at the 2004 film and wondering: what if one or two things had just gone a little differently? A wide variety of events and topics will be covered without favoring one character over another.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Erik
Protectors of the Plot Continuum RC 213 reviews
Follow the adventures of Agents Gammut and Debris as they fight against badphic...as well as each other. Written with permission from the PPC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006
LotU: The Two Towers wink wink nudge nudge reviews
A Two Towers parody, sequel to Fellowship of the Bra. LotU stands for Lord of the Undergarments. Legolas is straight but dyslexic, Aragorn's filthy, and Frodo's a moron. Incomplete and no longer updating. Feel free to enjoy what's there, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Masquerade reviews
An essay based on an AP prompt exploring the book version of the Masquerade and what it reveals. I promise it's not as dry as I just made it sound.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Sauron's Night Before Christmas reviews
A Christmas poem. Sauron, unhappy that others are enjoying the holiday, goes around giving everyone poo to dampen their spirits. PG for references to poo. Semicontinuity with my parody and the parody that Frotu used to have up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Sauron - Complete
The Fellowship of the Bra reviews
The Fellowship of the Bra begin their quest to Mordor. Dyslexic elves, delinquent hobbits, pothead wizards, and horny future kings abound. It may sound like a slash or sex fic, but it isn't, because those suck. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The End reviews
What happens when the Planeteers die? C'mon, you didn't really think they were the only set Gaia ever had, did you?
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
The Peril of a Fish reviews
An Invader Zim crossover with the anime Ranma, but you'll understand it even if you haven't seen the latter. Also note: No Zim/Dib slash or other stupid things that suck.
Crossover - Ranma & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Ryoga, Zim - Complete
Once Upon a Time at Mexico and Chambers reviews
Finished! A parody of OUaTiM that takes place entirely at a single intersection. I don't own anything.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Ode to a Many Armed Man reviews
An ode to Agent Sands.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
The Headfull Horseguy reviews
A moviebased parody. Ickyboo Crow goes to Stupid Hollow to solve the mystery of the bodystealing Horseguy. Woooooooo. Now edited for typos.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
InuYasha at the Hellmouth reviews
When the Hellmouth goes screwy and affects a certain well, InuYasha is sent to Sunnydale. This was an early fic of mine, and, bad as it is, I don't have the heart to delete it.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Inuyasha - Complete
Lexx And The Many Obscure References reviews
Prince has an idea to torment the crew of the Lexx for no reason.
Lexx - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
Mario's Next Adventure reviews
Very offensive, but funny if you have a sick scense of humor. Not for children or those easily offended.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
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