I LOVE ALICE AND JASPER!!!!!
Sorry... no stories yet but i wrote one. Just fixing up a few things here and there then I will post it! :D
Name: Andrie Bisson
Nickname: Not telling!! lol
Birthday: In October
Age: 14 going to be 15
Grade: In Grade 9 going to be in Grade 10
If you are reading this you should really read the story called "Alice's bad day" by Waterbeding1901! I love it!!
A NOTE OF ADVICE:DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT BETRAY YOUR FRIEND BY STEALING THEIR CRUSH/BF OR GF!! IT WILL HELP YOU AVOID MANY PROBLEMS WITH FRIENDS AND HELP YOU KEEP YOUR FRIENDSHIPS STRONG!! DON'T FOLLOW TYRANNY!!
Fave Books: TWILIGHT SAGA!!, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Host(Also written by Stephanie Meyer), Thirst Books, The Vampire Diaries Series
Fave Tv/Movies: Twilight, New Moon, ECLIPSE!!, ALL Harry Potters, Vampire Diaries, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Jonas, Video On Trial, Paranormal State.
Fave Actors/Actresses: Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz, Peter FacinelliElisabeth Reaser, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Xavier Samuel's, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Allan Rickman, Paul Wesley, Iam Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head, Ryan Buell, Elfie Music.
Fave Music Artists: Jackson Rathbone, Adam Lambert, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Hedley, Jonas Brothers, Backstreet Boys, Michael Jackson, All American Rejects, Black Eyed Peas, Boys Like Girls, Brad Paisley, Chris Daughtry, Demi Lavato, Down With Webster, Evanescence, Faber Drive, The Frey, Iyaz, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, The Killers, Life House, Lights, Owl City, Styx, Simple Plan, Theo Tams, Taylor Swift, 12 Stones.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character JASPER, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.
If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you thought Breaking Dawn was completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
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If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile.
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now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires.
OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome.
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Homer say something intelligent.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Just random phrases I like.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
You do smell nice, I never noticed before.
It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.
That won’t help. I could smell her across the field.
It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you?
Bella, how many times do we have to tell you that there’s no danger to us?
I will always tell you the truth.
As predators, we have a glut of weapons in our physical arsenal — much, much more than really necessary. The strength, the speed, the acute senses, not to mention those of us like Edward, Jasper, and I, who have extra senses as well. And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey.
It’s difficult on both sides — the blood-lust on the one hand, the awful pain on the other.
For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human.
Some things are more certain than others… like the weather. People are harder. I only see the course they’re on while they’re on it. Once they change their minds — make a new decision, no matter how small — the whole future shifts.
Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game?
I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.
You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here.
You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you.
She’s one of us now.
Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar.
Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.
If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed.
My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them.
When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken.
In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I’d lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.
After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging.
You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.
We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight.
You truly are one frightening little monster.
I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it.
I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.
It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.
You’ve chosen not to live without her, and that doesn’t leave me a choice.
As soon as we’re done here, I will do what I can to help him. Sam is trying to get him to phase back to his human form. That will make treating him easier. I’ve never been to veterinarian school.
She hasn’t gone for his throat even once.
We have been friends for a long time, but I would never ask you to die for me.
Sorry about this, Bella. We couldn’t rein Alice in.
Emmett's the Strongest,
AV is Addicted to Vampires
OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Watch as he rules the world with his cuteness. (WE HAVE COOKIES!!)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profileIf you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've watched the New Moon Trailer MILLIONS of times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
OCD - Obsessive Cullen Disorder
LAE - Laughing At Edward
UTA - Unnatural Twilight Addiction
AV: Addicted to Vampires
WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome
How can you not love a guy that would provoke the VOLTURI for you?
READ TWILIGHT, or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you
Cullen Boys, because they don't make them like that anymore
I like my men cold, dead, and sparkley
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
If you have the tendency to talk to yourself copy this onto your profile!!
IF YOU'RE HYPER, LIKE BEING HYPER AND ARE HYPER ALL THE TIME COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
IF YOU LIKE EXCLAMATION POINTS COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If, for any particular reason you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy this onto your profile!
If you want me to be queen one day copy this onto your profile!! Just kidding, but if you want to go right ahead!
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (If you are confused the first time you read this, its ok, your not alone)
If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Yeah...Jackson Rathbone. Jasper. Stefan Salvatore. Paul Wesley. 'Nuf Said.)
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup!! so proud!!)
98 of the internet population has a My space. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, and would LAUGH if it was completely DESTROYED copy and paste this to your profile (I don't have one!!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy andpaste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile..
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, there I am queen!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar withyourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(hmm, maybe I'm queen there!)
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!! (Yeah, save the animals! For vegetarian vampires of course! JK!)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (o.o)
If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buy you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile(I know I do LOL)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! i'm a smart person yay ARE YOU? Cpoy and pstae tihs otno yuor pofilre!!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, DJizcool, ktkitty4, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Jalice Whitlock Hale
Here's a really neat thing I found on someone's profile.
This is a true story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it
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