Ahavael Wilhouse
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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1900765, Profile Updated: 05-27-09
Author has written 5 stories for House, M.D..

I'm an average looking 22 year old with an addiction to House. :D About the only thing going on right now is that I'm taking Braille classes and really enjoying them.
I'm visually impaired and adopted. Yeah, I know, I'm awesome. But other than that... shrugs

Favorite TV- Scrubs, House, iCarly, Hannah Montana, Medium, NCIS (actually I used to hate that show.). Fraiser. Will and Grace, Criss Angel:Mindfreak, Dirty Jobs.
Favorite Movies- Harry Potter, The Princess Bride, Ever After, Ella Enchanted, Happily Never After, The Devil Wears Prada, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Date Movie, Saved, One Night with the King, The Lion King 1 and 2, The Little Mermaid, Cats, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, Jesus Christ Superstar.
Favorite Authors- JD Robb, Rhonda Woodard, Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Jodi Piccoult, Barbara Delinsky.
Favorite Fanfiction Authors- Ekwy, Kidsnurse, JustHuddy, Siren of the Storm.

More About Me-
My screen name- The first name means Beloved of God, the last part is my personal favorite combination of the names Wilson and House, my second favorite 'ship.
My beliefs- I am a Christian. Right now I'm sort of a lapsed Christian, but I certainly intend to change that. I do NOT believe homosexuality is good. What a hypocrite, right? shrugs I don't know. I am a right=wing fundamentalist, believing in pro-life, no gay marriage, and rights for minorities. I also am a total animal freak and sort of an environmentalist.
My Life- I live with my brother and mom in a very big house in a very small city. I have no job and no life to speak of, so most nights you'll find me here. Pathetic, huh? Oh well.

God Bless You-
Ahavael

Hey I stole this from litaE's profile, who stole it from luvjOi's profile, who stole it from someone else.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Scrubs characters:

1. JD 2. Turk 3 The Todd 4. Sam 5. Elliot 6. Carla 7. Kim 8. Perry 9. Jordan 10. Janitor 11. Julie the Klutz 12. Kelso

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but I haven’t read a lot of fix.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah, a three month old is soo hot!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Unless Kelso or Per-Bear is actually a girl, that would be impossible.

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

My Silent Partner’s not just about Jordizzle, but she plays a part.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Actually, yeah. They are a cute couple. Turla is awesome.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Awww, the Janitor has always loved Elliot!

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex

She’d scream MY RETINAS! THEY’RE BURNING!

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

“What are you?”
“I’m the Todd!”

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

I could see it. I dunno if it’s been done, but I could see it. Especially after reading My Split Conference and My Silent Partner.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

The Breakup. After Kim breaks up with JD, Kelso steps in.

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

NO. Sam and his dad? NO WAY.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Kelliot, Karla… It’d work. Maybe even, in a moment of temptation, Kaverne or Kirley slash.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dunno… Todd’s so gay…

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Julie’s been left behind since JD dumped her. I personally think she was the best for him.

15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Turk/Sam/Elliot… Maybe JD leaves the state for vaca and leaves Sam with his friends Turk and Elliot…

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Where’s my mop! Or SQUIRRELS!

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Never Alone by Barlow Girl

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Old man sex!

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I like your bald head, Black Doctor.

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Elliot! Just this morning.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Carla… Screaming with passion in Spanish.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

I bet… Drunk tho.

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Kim and Todd? Kim would be on the bottom while Todd gave it to her tush. EWW!

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

JD and Jordan are in love (puke) until Jordan runs off with Sam (literal cradle robbing!) JD gets hot with Julie (always knew he’d go back! Yay!) brief unhappy affair with Kelso follows Elliot’s advice and finds true love with The Todd

Title: The Maze

Who should write it: Meh.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Although Perry wouldn’t admit it, he hates Kim for what she did to JD. (So do I, stupid pig whore) So it wouldn’t work in canon.

I'm working on something- Worst Ships Ever. It entails you helping me pick out the worst ships from these 12 shows-

1- House
2-Scrubs
3- Will and Grace
4- Desperate Housewives
5- Spongebob Squarepants
6-Fairly OddParents
7- Fraiser
8-Charmed
9- iCarly
10-Hannah Montana
11- Dirty Jobs
12- NCIS

And these 12 movies-

1- Harry Potter
2-Twilight
3-The Princess Bride
4-Ever After
5- Ella Enchanted
6-High School Musical
7- Date Movie
8- One Night with the King
10-The Devil Wears Prada
11- The Lion King
12-The Skeleton Key

and giving me the WORST POSSIBLE/IMPOSSIBLE relationships EVER. They can be inside the fandom (i.e JD/Elliot) or outside. (JD/ Hannah/Miley/Lily/Oliver/Jackson) They have to be HORRIBLE. You give me the prompt. I will drabble about it.

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My Love for His Quirks by LitaE reviews
JD finds himself in the centre of an emotional and confusing love triangle. Torn between his secret lover Perry, who abuses him and the arrogant but surprisingly comforting Todd, JD must work out his feelings. JD/Cox, JD/Todd Slash Angst and Abuse.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,359 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
My Fifty Things by Photo Philter reviews
Ensemble fic. "I don't want to be one of those patients that dies with regrets." JD wants to make sure that doesn't happen, and gives himself six months to make sure...he's not dying though. In case you were worried.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Ask the Pirates by TigerBeautiful reviews
The Pirates are here to answer your questions.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
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Because He's Gay or When a Muse Leaves reviews
This is pure fluff. My examining of what would happen if House sent a chain letter telling things Wilson does because he's gay. Fluffiness with a tiny bit of Hilson slash, no like no read, peeps! Because sometimes ya just need a laugh.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - G. House, L. Kutner
The Ties that Truly Bind reviews
House and Wilson discover what family really is. Injured!House, sad!Wilson, fake!Cuddy. Love it? Review it! Raated T for bad language. Bad Ahavael! :D
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
Ten Thousand Words reviews
There are many words that are heard in the language of House, MD. Which one's yours?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson
House Tensong Drabbles reviews
Pretty much the title. Some Wilhouse, Chameron, Hameron, Huddy, Foreteen, and I think that's it. :D
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009
Happy Birthday, Dr House reviews
Hey! Praise God, I'm back. Also, it's over. : But there will be a sequel!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete