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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901099, Profile Updated: 09-13-13
Author has written 11 stories for Nine Lives of Chloe King, Mortal Instruments, Vampire Academy, Hush, Hush, and Drake Chronicles.

Favourite childhood movie: The Little Mermaid and movies, 2, and 3!! Best movie ever. ;)

Favourite Movie All time: Titanic, Notebook.

Favourite Movie: Breaking Dawn.

Favourite Superhero: Superman!! Wonder Woman

Favourite T.V Show All Time: Smallville!

Favourite T.V. Shows:Being Human (US/Canada version), Vampire Diaries, New Girl, Castle, Gossip Girl, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Heart of Dixie :)

Favourite Fictional Characters All Time Male: JACE WAYLAND/HERONDALE/LIGHTWOOD!! PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!! KELLAN KYLE!! CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN!!, ALEC LIGHTWOOD ALEK PETROV! (english accent ;), WILLIAM HERONDALE! EDWARD CULLEN!, ADRIAN IVASHKOV, PATCH! and DEMITRI BELIKOV. KELLAN kYLE from The D-BAGS, DAMON SALVATORE! DELENA ALL THE WAY!!

Favourite Fictional Characters All Time Female: ROSE HATHAWAY!! CLARY FRAY, ISABELLE LIGHTWOOD, ALICE CULLEN, BELLA CULLEN SWAN, TESSA GREY! ANNABETH CHASE!

For Books thats a long List HeHe... :P


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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THE FINALE SCRIPT OF NINE LIVES OF CHLOE KING TV SHOW

MY First Fan-Made Book Trailer! Hope you guys like it and Comment! xD

My Drawing of Jace and Clary, The Cover of City of Lost Souls:

My I heart Jace Wayland Jeans!!:

Unexpected Visitors: This is who I pictured to be Rose, Zane's Girlfriend...(Sophia Bush) :)

Sophia Bush:

Alek's Ducati Motorcycle:

Santa Baby!

Clary's gift from Isabelle :

Thoughtless trailer by S.C. Stephens:


You make me feel... cobra starship

"Girl I've been all over the world Looking for youI'm known for taking what I think I deserve And you're overdue

"And if you listen you can hear me through the radio In that bright white noise What I been missing in my life What I been dreaming of You'll be that girl You'll be that girl You'll be-"

"Everything you want so let me get up thereI'm the baddest baby in the atmosphereTell me what you want so we can do just what you like

Shiver...Coldplay

"So I look in your direction,But you pay me no attention,do you.I know you don't listen to me.cause you say you see straight through me, don't you.

"On and on from the moment I wake,To the moment I sleep,I'll be there by your side,Just you try and stop me,I'll be waiting in line,Just to see if you care."

"Did you want me to change?Well I change for good.And I want you to know.That you'll always get your way,I wanted to say,

"Don't you shiver? shiver, shiverI'll always be waiting for you,So you know how much I need ya,But you never even see me, do you?And this is my final chance of getting you."

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HaruMichi OneShots by Hoshirabu reviews
New installment Summary: Movie nights can be interesting for the couple, when their tastes collide. Collection of all my HaruMichi OneShots. Rating varies, many include suggestive content.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC. ( Now a part of the Featured Fics on TwiFanfictionRecs and one of the Top Ten stories of the month!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,233 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carry Me Home by Sydney Flaire reviews
"Don't you ever fear, because I'll always be your light in the darkness." That's what he told her. Continued with, "Don't leave me." And everything turns black. Not yet over with CHAMPION? So here is a fanfiction that I think might happen after the events of CHAMPION! :D Rated T to be safe! Hope you enjoy LEGEND fans! ;)
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Day, June I.
Our Meeting Place by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
Follow up to my one shot You Think I'm Beautiful? Clary and Jace meet each other everyday after school in front of the tree where they first met. The meetings go well until one day Clary fails to show up in front of their meeting place. Years later, Jace is still there waiting for Clary to return. If she does return, will their relationship be the same? Elementrary/ High school AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope and The Bird by the-warner-syndrome reviews
A collection of prompts and stories revolving around Warner and Juliette, and sometimes their friends. Each story shows a glimpse of what might have happened if they had been in a different world, situation, or life. Because they know that, in the end, they'll always find a way back to one another. [ J/W and some A/OC. Occasional POV changes. Don't forget to RnR! ]
Shatter Me, Tahereh Mafi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,351 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Juliette F., Warner] Adam Kent, Kenji K.
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
You Drive Me Wild by ilithyae reviews
Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 249,314 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
The House That Built Me by Livybug reviews
Jace Herondale is stuck and feels like he needs to start anew and plant some roots. He finds himself in the small town of Augusta, Montana. The choices he's made end up being thrown in his face when he meets Clary, a counrty girl who throws his whole world into a tail spin. He's faced with two choices: Stay on his course and live life as he always has or Clary. R&R PLZ
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,987 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Bakery by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan owns a small town bakery and has enough to do with the holidays approaching. Unfortunately, Edward Cullen decides it's the perfect time to make over Forks and Bella. Will she let love in and change him instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,732 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's a Man's Man's World by Ms.Sweden reviews
In a world ruled by men Rosemarie Hathaway is given away to the Prince of Russia to please him and the higher power. She's becoming his personal courtesan - in own words a slave. No man hand has ever tamed Rose, maybe these hands will? AH/AU full sum ins.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,312 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
An Island Across The Sea by Ramonks33 reviews
One Shot for Valentine's! Leo is having trouble deciding what to get Calypso for Valentine's! So when he takes the ideas of Annabeth, Hazel and Piper, he finds himself standing awkwardly with a ukelele in hand in front of the girl of his dreams! Gods, what's a fella to do? Happy Valentine's Day! Art by Viria
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Particle Collisions by joyousnerd reviews
Bella has given up on love, choosing to be content with her quiet, albeit boring life. She never imagined how much that life would change when Edward Masen moved into the classroom across the hall. Watch out world, there's a new nerd in town!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,599 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
After champion: June & Day by Improbable Creatures reviews
Spoilers! Don't read this if you haven't finished CHAMPION yet: Set right after the epilogue of Champion, just my own version about how June and Day find their way back to each other. I loved the books so much, I LOVED how it ended... I just wanted more. This is my first fanfic so please be kind. Reviews are welcomed. All characters owned by Marie Lu.
Legend, Marie Lu - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,314 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Day, June I., Tess, Eden W.
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6423 - Favs: 6,235 - Follows: 4,781 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Slick as Ides by Chanse Lowell reviews
AH/AU BxE What happens when a thief crosses a germophobe, geeky, brilliant inventor, by stealing her car? Well, more than her car and her prototype worth more than millions are taken from her... Tons of hand sanitzer is required, along with a dirty mouth and handcuffs. Dubcon and BDSM themes warning; crude/offensive language. But lots of smiles and self-fanning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Love by The Pale Red Queen reviews
William Herondale is the prince of Idris. His parents want him to marry someone he absolutely hates against his own will. Will escapes from the life he had known for freedom, only to find himself lost and abandoned. Unexpectedly, he is soon under the care of a commoner, Tessa Gray. Could she show him a new side of life? Could this girl change everything that Will had ever known?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,812 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Magnus B., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 205,525 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pale Fire by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds" - Nicholas Sparks. A reclusive artist and a musician embark on a journey in NYC, but with their own twist. ExB Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 173,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Midnight by Niknakz93 reviews
Daemon and Katy go for a midnight swim. Lemony fresh. -oneshot-
Lux Series, Jennifer L. Armentrout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Deamon, Katy
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cave by imredwhiteandblack reviews
I haven't seen anyone do this yet, so I took it upon myself to give my interpretation of what happened between Will and Tessa in the cave after Will arived to rescue her. Of course there will be lemons, duh; however, not VULGAR! Yuck. SPOILERS and what not. Enjoy. :-)
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
Death Will Be My Release by AnnamarieDanvers reviews
Will has been reduced to nothing but a haggard drunk who has lost his respect for life at the prospect of the upcoming Gray/Castairs Wedding. Stuck between the first thing hes ever truly wanted and the one person who he's supposed to protect at all costs Will is left standing at the abyss of reality; and only Tessa can bring him back. But will he even give her the chance?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Will H., Tessa G.
Instinctual by krose240 reviews
Wolf and Scarlet have decided that they make the perfect mate for each other. So what comes next? Warning, rated M for good reasons.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Scarlet B., Ze'ev K./Wolf - Complete
Elegant Script and Blue Pen by KrystalRose92 reviews
When Clarissa is five she is asked to write to a pen pal for the year, she does but after the year is over they continue to write to one another, now that her pen pal is moving to her city, her school, her life is about to change forever. AU AH Maybe OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Holiday in Handcuffs by XJessxXxJulesX reviews
Rose kidnaps Dimitri to take him to her family Christmas party as her boyfriend. The catch is, he has a girlfriend that he was planning on proposing to the day she kidnapped him. Will he escape her or will she make him fall in love with her? All Human! Based on the movie!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Slut Year by Scrotie McBoogerBalls reviews
Let's play a game: It involved sleeping with the most men possible, whomever has the highest number of sex partners by the end of the year wins. Unless, of course, you end up losing because you end up falling in love with a Bad Boy Tattoo Artist. AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Don't Cry by Livybug reviews
After Clary finds out the man she loves died in Afganistan, she has to learn to cope with just her memories. But is he really gone forever? R&R Plz!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,056 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
There's always a bright side to life by xxwolfybabyxx reviews
Jace is left heartbroken by Aline. He then becomes a sarcastic jerk and a player. But when Isabelle moves schools and meets Clary Fray, Jace and Clary start talking over Msn IM; Instant messenger and they fall for each other. (currently under editing!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Mars and Venus by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give In To Me by EnchantedxDreamer reviews
Two years later, they pretend to hate each other after everything that happened. But will forced arrangements and situations cause them to grow out of their headstrong ways? Chloe and Alek! Rated T/M
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,825 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
At Your Service, Miss by LikeNoOneElse reviews
J and C foolin' around. May start something.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Climbing Across Monkey Bars by KissingFire reviews
After Jace and his mother move into a house down the street from a playground, he begins seeing a little girl visit the park alone, every night. After befriending her, Jace realizes she doesn't spend the night at the park for fun. It's her escape. AU/OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Prove it by Blueclover67 reviews
This is just an idea that wouldn't leave me alone. Chloe and Alek are arguing over exactly how catlike the Uniter is. Total fluff. I'm playing it safe by rating it T, for language and adult suggestions because I like having an account here and my stories up. I wanted to try a story done entirely in dialogue and when I typed this one up, I figured I'd post it for the heck of it.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
It Happens in a Blink by iWant9Lives2Live reviews
Title based off first chapter...CHALEK...read author's notes inside...Each chapter based off different songs...REVIEW! ! ! ! ! Rated T for future lyrics
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,546 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
You Know You're Addicted to TMI When by Bookworm and Lover reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Sixty reasons to determine that you are addicted/obsessed with The Mortal Instruments.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
This Is Gonna Be Good by lifelessvampire reviews
Charlotte 'Charlie' Swan is transported into the book - Twilight - as Bella Swan. She swears, doesn't tollerate anything, and is a little bit crazy. This Is Gonna Be Good - Give it a shot, if you don't like it, don't read it. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,536 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch Me Bleed by maremarethebear reviews
Clary's life as a nurse is simple until Jace, an EMT plagued by Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, forces her to rethink everything. When she finds herself falling for him, all bets are off. When a traumatic event threatens to rip them apart, Clary faces a decision that will change her life forever. AH/AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,330 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Broken Winged by ScarlettMusic reviews
Jacinda has been brought back to the pride to wed Cassian. She believes that she will be able to draw out time so that she may escape and return to Will. But is there someone who may change her mind?
Firelight, Sophie Jordan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Cassian, Jacinda
Klondike Bar by KRay Cullen reviews
"Alice…don't freak out. But Edward Cullen is in your basement." Alice, Bella, and Rosalie kidnap Edward one night after a quick celebration. What happens to the Police of Cheif's daughter when the news hits the fan?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,246 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Famous Last Words by You Can Say I Dream Big reviews
Womanizer Jace Herondale meets a feisty, flirty artist who just might beat him at his own game. Is a one night stand it? Or will unexpected feelings arise? A short, sexy, AU/AH fanfic :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
JACE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by sarahserenity6296 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a JACE WAYLAND unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit, the reading of this manual is essential. We are not responsible for your own stupidity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jace W. - Complete
The Cat Who Ate The Canary by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Alek loves teasing Chloe. Het. Drabble.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Love Coupon by Saverina reviews
Ten-year-old Bella Swan wanted to tell Edward Cullen that she loved him. So, she decided to show it...with a love coupon. A short, cute One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viscount and I by NorthernLight1 reviews
19th century: Edward, the most popular bachelor, has to find a bride. One day, his mother forces him to attend an important event in hope to find an acceptable bride. No woman arouses his attention till he discovers one clumsy lady.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,485 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
City of Morons by Velvet Liquor reviews
When Clary meets Shadowhunter Jace, she is sucked into the violent world of cliche puns, plagiarizing authors, Chris Crocker impersonators, and 'hawt' urine-haired teens with daddy issues. What's a gawky ginger to do? Become a Shadowhunter herself, DUH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010
A Very Vampy Holiday by Gallifrey101 reviews
Christmas at The Institute. A Holiday one shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Off Limits by dayuuuumgirl reviews
After failing Biology, Jace is forced to attend the Institute, a special academy for the mentally retarded. There he meets his tutor, Clary Fray, who is absolutely 100 percent off limits.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Beneath The Mistletoe by TeaGirrl reviews
A short, Christmas themed one-shot between Jace and Clary. It involves a fireplace, mistletoe and sweet lemon-osity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Don't Fence Me In by Ms. Pickford reviews
What a shame, Jace and Clary appear to have a mutual hate for one another.. Good thing they got drunk to fix that. :p "I dislike the man, and now I'm having his baby. How did I get here again?"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Rome In Love by PeetaxKatniss4ever reviews
Clarissa is the princess of ancient Rome. Jace is the best gladiator in all of Rome. What happens when the two cross paths? suckish summary i know! better than it sounds! R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
City of Love by JMaxi reviews
Clary and Jace, six years after Valentine. How has their relationship progressed? How much farther will it progress? I suck at summaries, but I promise this is a cute and funny fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Backwards, Sideways, and Upside Down by MAIGRLCHLOE reviews
Chloe King has it all going for her, she lives with her adoptive mom and sister in a lavish pent house apartment, she drives a cute red convertible, she's popular at school, and she's superhuman chosen of an anciet goddess. The only thing not working, him
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,029 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Drawings by mortalinstrumentsadddict reviews
All Clary can draw is Jace, and when these drawings get out, does Jace finally start to notice her? Little story written in verse. Ah/OOC. ONE SHOT
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Three ways to love by KrystalRose92 reviews
ONE SHOT! LEMONY SMUT! It is Jace's birthday and what does he want? A two girl threesome, Clary must pick the girl, what happens when Isabelle steps up? STRICTLY ONE SHOT JACEXCLARYXIZZY
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Clary F. - Complete
Kama Runes by readingmama reviews
Clary finds a book of runes that aren't intended for battle. Watch as she spices up her relationship with the man she loves.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Of Air and Angels by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
When Jace made a phone call, he didn't know that he was going to end up getting an honest to goodness Goddess by his side forever! Will this turn of events in his mundane existence change his life for the better, or just bring more misery?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,127 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Coke and Chocolate by theyre after my lucky charms reviews
Finding themselves alone on a Friday in Chloe's living room with coke and chocolate in the kitchen is an oppurtunity that presented itself on its own. Chloe simply decided to take advantage of the situation. Let's see if Alek can handle it.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,989 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4502 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 4,259 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8168 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Superman by iWant9Lives2Live reviews
Amy is playing matchmaker between Alek and Chloe by singing Superman by Taylor Swift...Song-fic...REVIEW! please...rated T for some language at the end
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Ice Skating by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot ::: Jace can't actually do everything, and when Clary gets bored, Jace's secret is about to come out. Very OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
City of Angels by myxnameistaylor reviews
One-shot between Clary and Jace. Set after COG. They started out training, but later find their way into Jace's room... Lemon! : mmm, citrus...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
Jace is too sexy for his shirt. And his pussy... cat. M for caution with Fanfiction's new regulations!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Dominated by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
Entry for the Twi-Girl Revolutions Under Her Thumb Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,886 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wrong Imprinting by AngelusSe reviews
Alec relunctuantly visits the Cullens every 3 years. Unaware of Jacob's imprinting Nessie and Alec fall in love. But when Nessie realises the truth will she stay with the vampire she truly loves or her best friend the werewolf? Jacob/Nessie/Alec Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
90mph Too Much by KissingFire reviews
How far would you go to protect the one you loved? Some would risk their life...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Oh Boy, He's Sexy Undead Meat! by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
How the hell did Nicholas get Lucy in that damn closet? Oneshot.
Drake Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Lucy, Nicholas - Complete
Torture by crcc1014 reviews
Renesme is tortured by her parent's "nightly activity". See what happens when she decides to go to Jacob for pleasure. Before she knows it she will be screaming his name in ecstasy… One-shot, rated M for language and LEMONS. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bad Images by BlackWolf2Dragoon reviews
Witness Patch being the usual sneaky and flirtatious bastard he really is, will Nora fall for his charms? One Shot, PatchxNora, lemon, plus pissing Marcie Miller off, yay! It's also M rated for a reason, you know.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Fervent for Foreplay by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
It's Jace and Clary's first time and what does Jace do? He makes mean remarks! “Don’t worry about it. It only hurts so much because I’m so big.” J/C Humor
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Dirty Little Notebook by vampyRN reviews
funny fluffy- When Edward stumbles on Bella's VERY personal journal and reads it he can't help but try and figure out who is having these VERY dirty thoughts. Rated M for a reason-- cannon-ooc- AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowy Window by FoSizzle reviews
A different ending kind of to one of my favorite stories! Please read and review!
Sweethearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Lingerie by SnappleApple450 reviews
This is a one-shot alternate scene to I See Paris, I See France. Jacob did go shopping with Rose, Alice, and Bella for lingerie. What happenswhen Edward hears his thoughts? Hysterical to the crazy ppl. Possibly stupid to the sane ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Life as a Jelly Donut by Twilight Mischief reviews
I reached forward to take the jelly donut, only to meet another hand. My eyes met Edward's "Let go of the donut, Bella, and no one gets hurt." I glared, "Back off Cullen! It's mine." Who knew the fight for a donut could lead to so much more? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmetts birthday suprise by katiecullen101 reviews
It's Emmetts 'human birthday' and Rosalie has a sexy suprise in store.. emmettXrosalie and Gummi bears! LEMONS.Rated M . ONESHOT yes i know vamps don't eat.. Please R & R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by acrochick1992 reviews
Set just after Edward gets back in New Moon. Bella and Edward are talking in their meadow when it starts to rain. Super cute. It gave me butterflies just writing it. Just a one-shot. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008
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Unexpected Visitors reviews
Chloe and Alek are Married; she buys new lingerie/costume and trys it on, when there is unexpected visitors at the house.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Office Lovin reviews
Public Lovin.. In an Office setting :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Lucy discovers fanfiction! reviews
Lucy is at the Drake's house using Solange's Laptop and discovers a new website Fanfiction! Nick and Lucy find a story to read called "Blood Slave" What will happen after they finish reading the fanfic? 2-shot REVIEW!
Drake Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucy, Nicholas - Complete
The Assassin reviews
Jace is an Assassin, he's got a new mission to kill Clary. Clary soon finds out that Luke has been kidnapped and sets out to find him. I might change the title later. Rated M only because theres killing & future lemony chapters :P All human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
A Night with Christabel reviews
Conner,Nick and Quinn head over to Lucy's house. And Christabel has a surprise! Review!
Drake Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Connor
Kissing in the rain reviews
Clary is 10yrs old and its Valentine's Day at their school! Is Jace going to give her what she always wanted or will he chicken out? *One Shot* HAPPY Valentine's Day! xD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Nine months, and 6 weeks of Insanity reviews
Jace and Clary are Married. Jace gets deprived of Clary when she ends up being pregnant. How long can Jace last before he goes Insane? *ONE-SHOT*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Santa Baby! reviews
The Lightwood Family spends Christmas at the Institute with Simon and Magnus too. Jace and Clary have alone time at Midnight. Read&Review. xD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Golden boy next door reviews
"I almost had a heart attack he took his towel that wrapped around his waist..." The Insitute is unavailable, the Clave moves the Lightwoods, next to a redheaded girl. Plz give it a chance! The story is Better than the summary for Real!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,075 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Suspense reviews
*Set in Silence some spoilers if haven't read Silence yet* Nora has musical Performance with the cello and 3 other girls. Patch comes to see Nora and he sparks her memory. A bit of Fluff.
Hush, Hush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Ruby Lips reviews
This is a one-shot! for real hehe xD Rose is a Moroi vampire who is at a Human Friends house. This story was stalking me! HaHa :D
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Rose H. - Complete