They Call Me Alex
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901339, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and Ranger's Apprentice.


The following profile may not be appropriate for lamps under the age of three. If you would like to speak to an operator, please hold. Remember your call is very important to us. So please enjoy the music while your party is reached. Do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Hey everyone! Please feel free to message me at anytime if you want to talk :D

News: This author is currently on hiatus...
BUT! Yes, there is a but, ladies and gentlemen!
I got FictionPress! Yay! I'm also 'They Call Me Alex' on there, and I have a story in the works up already :D

Oh the joys of the internet!

Name: Alex, or Alexandra if you're really angry, or my mum. Or both. :)

Random facts about me:

I am a girl

- I will be turning thirteen soon

- I have brown hair and blue eyes

- I have double-jointed fingers and toes

- I cannot live without my iPod.

- My iPod is like a first born son to me. I nearly cry when it runs out of battery (nearly never xP)

- Music is my life

- I am a total caffiene addict. _

- I love all energy drinks

- Today (17/4/2010) I have drunk 3 cans of V, Monster and Rockstar.

- I am a total social butterfly but I still think that the best time is a time by yourself.

- I love hoodies and skinny jeans. :D

- My favourite movies are Paranormal Activity and the Exorcism of Emily Rose

- My favourite kids movie is the Nightmare Before Christmas

- My favourite cartoon character is Hello Kitty

- I am single :D

- I have wonderful best friends who I am very fortunate to have and I love them to bits :D

- My favourite colours are yellow and purple and blue

- my favourtie books are Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Rangers Apprentice, Power of 5, Artemis Fowl, and many many more

- I loves me some anime :D

- I style my best friends hair

- That's about all I want to say :D

Current Stories:

My Tourniquet: Alex Rider.This is my main priority at the moment. Although, I need to take a break from it at times, figure out where I stand with it and sort out my head. I haven't updated in a while, but I promise I will soon. -Incomplete

Sweet Sacrifice: Harry Potter. Yes! it is back! I said it was done for good, but it is now under major construction, and needs lots of TLC. Please treat it nicely. -Incomplete

Justice And Mercy: Alex Rider.I haven't updated in a while... as I said, My Tourniquet is my main priority. I will update ASAP! -Incomplete

Playlist: Alex Rider. What you expect playlist to be. Just a random filler staory :D

Possible/Maybe/Soon-to-be stories:

Bread and Butter Pudding: Rangers Apprentice. -.- I just read the newest book (Halt's Peril) and John Flanagan stole my idea! So I'm not sure about this one...

Ignorance and Misery Business: CHERUB. A birthday ficlet for my friend Xipil. BoyxBoy slash ;) Or it could turn into a conjoined fic with Xipil.. we are working on that ;D

Lord Voldemort and the Deathmobile: Harry Potter: A possibly very long, very random collection on when Voldemort and some of his followers go on a Field trip. Includes McDonalds, allergies, Hermione as a tea lady, and Draco, of course :) Written with my best friend Britters :)

Quotes! XD

You hold the answer deep within your own mind. Consciously, you've forgotten it, that's the way the human mind works. Whenever something becomes too unpleasent, too shameful for us to entertain, we reject it, but the imprint is always there...
-Evanescence, Understanding

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star, or an opera diva. (I'm rock star all the way, baby!)

People die... real love is forever
-Evanescence, Even in Death (Taken from The Crow, I think)

I’ll reach for your hand in the cold of winter, I'll reach for your hand in the heat of summer. But if my short life can’t reach the dawn of spring, I promise, in heaven, I’ll reach you with my wings.
-(One of my favourite quotes ATM) Anoymus

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

“This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and…gone. Why is it gone?” - Captain Jack Sparrow

Copy and Pasteseses..

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profileIf you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile .

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Enough of that. Now let's say random stupid things!

How the Apocalypse will Happen according to Yahoo!Answers:

Day 1: People notice strange behaviour in squirrels
Day 2: Series' of mysterious deaths.
Day 3: Squirrels found killing human with knife
Day 4: Squirrels develop guns and bombs
Day 5: Cities in chaos because of squirrel gang killings and robberies
Day 6: Squirrels develop leaders and a military
Day 7: Squirrels declare all out war on humans
Day 8: The battle for earth. Squirrels vs Humans
Day 9: Squirrels victorious, humans made slaves.
Day 10: Earth belongs to the squirrels


Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

Your hair keeps growing for a few months after you die.

Monday is the most-used day that people commit suicide.

In the average life-time, people will have walked the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did.

Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Each day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury

The United States has never lost a where they used mules.

On average, there are about 178 sesame seeds on a McDonalds BigMac bun.

The word "lethologica" describes the state when you can't remember the word you want to use.

Some weird dogs laws are that in Ohio, the police are allowed to bite their police-dogs to get them quiet.

A dime has exactly 118 ridges around it's edge.

Ways to make sure you're insane:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"


1. Get 24 packets of gum and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking..

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, start dancing to the music coming from the sound systems that are on sale.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

So this is a short song that I wrote for Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic, it's on XBOX:

(Clears throat) "Gizka, Gizka, Gizka. I lOOOOOOVVVVVVE Gizka. Gizka, Gizka, Gizka. Gizka are so CUTE! Gizka, Gizka, Gizka. I wanna be a GIZKA when I grow up! Gizka, Gizka, Gizka...(Drop) No Don't die! (Gizka dies) Ugh...stupid Gizka...Gizka, Gizka, Gizka. I HATE Gizka."

Ok, so thats about all I wanted to say :) Thnxx for checking out my profile :D


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Harry by pjjammjamm reviews
Not your normal travel-through-time fic. All the questions you've ever wondered about the Marauders, answered through Harry's little trip through time. But is Harry able to change the past? Can Harry get back home? And does he even want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Harry P.
The Innocents' Revenge by MajorBookworm94 reviews
The sequel to The Brotherhood. Sirius and the others fight to get Harry out of Azkaban, but if they succeed, will it be too late for Harry's sanity? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
What if we we're meant to be? by AudenPaige0.o reviews
Adrian& in shadow kiss, what if Adrian kissed Rose and a realization came to her. Is Adrian Ivashkov the one? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,824 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Rose H., Adrian I.
A Different Will by Rosette113 reviews
What happens if when Halt finds Will he is entirely different. what if he is cold and ruthless and has been killing for money to help evanlyn and himself survive? will Halt still accept him? And what if Halt never told him a secret about Will's father?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009
Please Love Me by BeautifulllDisaster09 reviews
Three year old Harry gets rescued by Sirius and is raised by him instead of the Dursleys. Child abuse on the Dursleys' part. HPGW in later chapters. HPSB BONDING! Child fic in beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,370 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Temporary by Timonx3 reviews
Alex had been so careful, separating the parts of his life. But when Jack goes abroad, taking a vacation, all the parts come crashing together...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,798 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 7,073 - Follows: 1,021 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What would happen if? by Rebekahdarian93 reviews
Halt, Sir Rodney, and Baron Arald didn't survive the Kalkara attack. Is Gilan ready to except the fact that his old master is dead? And is Will ready to take on a new one? Please R&R! :D
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009
This is KUnit and other Silly Stories by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
A small series of short, silly spoofs for Alex Rider. In the first one Alex gets intreduced to K-unit...
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Brotherhood by MajorBookworm94 reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter meet inside Azkaban. They are both innocent and escape together. Meanwhile, all their former friends fear for their lives. Some father/son bonding. Not Slash. AU obviously. COMPLETE but BEING EDITED at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 56,792 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W.
In The Absence Of Knowledge by Karai III reviews
The entire K-unit is sent to investigate an organization in Bahrain. On the way, theyre intercepted by another group who have their own idea about whats going on. They want answers from Alex&Co that they don't have and its costing them. Painfully. TORTURE
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Some accidental magic by Madame Xela reviews
When all Harry wants is to be with his parents, something strange happens and he ends up in his parents sixth year with no way home! But, does he want to go back? I'm rewriting the story, don't worry, I'll post the updated chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Frostbite, Dimitri POV by KadyAngel reviews
The whole book of Frostbite, Dimitri's POV!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,092 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Into the Dragon's Heart by alygdgrl reviews
After unwittingly saving Harry Potter's life, Draco Malfoy is forced to deal with the consequences of his actions and the love that inevitably followed one fateful, frozen December day. He was not the only one willing to save a life Harry/Draco .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,945 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Fanfiction Cliche by SparksMightFly reviews
Harry Potter is full of annoying, disturbing, and downright stupid cliches in its fanfiction. What would happen if Harry had to live with all of them? Funny, I think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
The Wrong Grate by MajorBookworm94 reviews
Harry Potter exits out of the wrong grate his first time flooing, but instead of landing in Knockturn Alley, he lands in the house of a certain wizard. OneShot. Mostly canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
20 Reasons why Harry Potter Owns Twilight by SparksMightFly reviews
Harry Potter is better, and this is why.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Brace Face by Ivy G reviews
Hallee King has always hated Sirius Black. Well...she liked him first and second year... but that doesn't mean anything, right? Rated T for later chapters. Also contains James and Lily, and Alice and Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 119,269 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Sick Day by Elfpen reviews
The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Will - Complete
WWHI? Book 4 Reunion by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
ON HOLD! SO SORRY! "Will, are you hurt anywhere else?" It took Will sometime to register Horace's words because he was losing blood quickly. Oakleaf Bearers reunion redone all tragically. plz do RRR.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Will, Halt
WWHI? Revenge Is A Terrible Thing by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
ON HOLD! SO SORRY! The guards at the gate silently watched, aghast, as the horse passed through. Then realising their mistake stopped it to see who it was. "Oh no," were the only words whispered. RRR plz.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Horace, Gilan
Boar Hunt Gone Terribly Wrong by Halt's Apprentice reviews
What would happen if the boar hunt went wrong? What if instead Will gets seriously hurt? Will/Alyss love story. Read. Review. No flames.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Will, Alyss
Ranger's Apprentice, awkward moments by Oblivion-Keeper77 reviews
Read about the awkwardness that is the R.A character's lives! First up: Gilan is gay? Will finds out the hard way!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
Manipulation by Vampire Struck reviews
Were Sylar manipulates Claire into lying to her parents so she can work for him.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.
The Chronicles of Gerald by conley reviews
The insane writings of two completely bored, totally obsessed RA fans in maths...Gerald is a garden gnome, Halt thinks he is "OMG! SOOOO CUTE!" and Will..well..he isnt impressed..R&R..NO FLAMES PLzZ!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009
Mistaken by TayliaNinja reviews
The fire surrounded him. The smoke rose high in the sky. The flames came closer and closer to his delicate body, their dead hands reaching. There was a sickening sound as the wood along the bridge began to break and fall. The entire bridge fell with Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009
Hunted by TayliaNinja reviews
Everything has gone wrong. The world is changing but it's not changing for the good. The darkness is clouding over Araluen. It's devouring it. People are scared. People are disappearing. It's not right. And Will is caught in the middle of it.AU.Will/Alyss
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Silent Spy by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
The Antidote has arrived. Did it work? Was this for the better or for the worse? K-Unit has become even closer to Alex. Can they protect him like they promised? Sequel to Everlasting Changes. There is only one way to find the answers to this puzzle...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,310 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Major Mistakes of a Childhood by Teddylonglong reviews
Arabella Figg alerts Minerva and Albus of nine-year old Harry being mute and suffering from a chronic illness. The Headmaster sends Poppy and Severus to assess his condition. Will they be able to help Harry? Completely AU, partly OOC, abused/sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snape's Elevator Adventures by A True Weasley reviews
All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Raising Harry, Dodging Dementors by Angelauthor14 reviews
When Sirius Black discovers his godson is living with his magic-hating relations, he knows he has to save him. But can he really raise Harry while dodging dementors? Lots of cute bonding! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Ranger's Apprentice: Will's Life by AnimeAndBookFan07 reviews
Will's life has changed drastically ever since he got his own fief and things are about to get a little out of hand...
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Ripped Away by Jake Caldefore reviews
Alex Rider, emotions, guns, school, Scorpia, MI6, SAS, and dead people. What more could you want? Rating may go up.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 770 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Accident by Eniledamia reviews
Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered.Order of the Phoenix. Harry accidently cuts himself on Sirius's mirror after breaking it. He then runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by ttchaku reviews
[AU] A vampiric Draco, who finds himself with a new blood donor in Harry Potter, must now face the challenges of Hogwarts anew, and this time he has more than just himself to worry about. DMHP in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Times Past by Larka reviews
I watch, I plan, I wait. But is it enough? TimeTravel Harry to MWPP era. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

My Tourniquet reviews
I'm sorry guys. Really sorry. Being continued by Pendragon.P a s s i o n
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Tiny Heart reviews
My present for Pendragon.P a s s i o n! Tiny heart, you're not by yourself, when will you open up for me? I love you so, I wanna meet you again, before one of us must go. Halt/Pauline
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Halt
Playlist! reviews
It's my go... at playlist. I'm thinking of doing most songs in my playlist so there will probably be ALOT of chapters... maybe. I'm also taking requests! R&R! T for most of my songs..
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
Justice and Mercy reviews
My version of Stormbreaker. What if Ian didn't die? If MI6 just wanted Alex a little more earlier than planned? Not sure about ratings. Not Slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Breathe No More reviews
One-Shot. Fem!Harry, Self-Harm. Rated T for a reason. Set OOTP. Amy gets upset and takes it out on the bathroom mirror. Comfort, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Book 9: Halt's Peril
Focus: Books Ranger's Apprentice