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Author has written 18 stories for Maximum Ride, Legend of Zelda, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hayate the Combat Butler, Airman, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.

Well what do ya know, I've actually got something to post. It's only been, what, three years?

Yo. Hows it going.

Name: Polodo

Gender: Male

Age: Old enough to write competently yet young enough to have millions of ideas.

Grade: College

Current Residence: Somewhere in the Milky Way is Me

Reason for Pen-name: I was joining a site (a Harry Potter fanfiction one, too) and I couldn't get a good nickname, so I came up with this myself. Has no relation to anything. Except for maybe it was sub-consciously related to polos... nah!

Other: I am an addict to crossovers, HnG, TGWOK, and OAYCR (Other Acronyms You Won't Recognise).

Other Other: I made a DeviantART account a while ago to 'deepen the experience' (read: put random stuff up when I'm bored), and am now posting all of my covers and sketches related to my stories there. So if you can't tell what a cover is suppose to read, or if you want to see a alien with UFOs for feet and a laser firing chicken head, come check it out using these words as a link! If that doesn't work, just search for the name 'cjpolodo' (regular polodo wasn't available for some reason T-T).

Another Other for yo' Mother: I am the infamous (emphasis on 'in' as in not) Name Goes Here on St. Fang Of Boredom's Fansite.

Betas Read Below Please

I like to write. As such, when I feel that I have a really good idea, or that I have a story that needs improvement and I can't figure it out on my own, I want a beta to help. Granted, I will probably never put a story I've already posted on here, but if a Beta ever happens across my profile and is able to help, let me know!

Stories I Would Like Beta'd:

Hakuou High School Hostess Club
Fandom: Hayate the Combat Butler (Hayate no Gotoku)/Ouran High School Host Club Crossover
Genre: Humor/Drama
Main Characters: Miki and Renge
Length: 3 Chapters
Deadline: None Yet.
Here's a fun story that I definitely want a beta for. The title really gives away what is going to happen at some point. What the story is is that Renge and Miki are cousins, and Renge is trying to get Miki to transfer to Ouran, insisting that she has to check out the Host Club. But Miki doesn't want to move, so she comes up with a great idea: Make her own Host Club. When that fails because there's no remarkable boys, she decides that she'll have to do the next best thing and make a Hostess Club. Which leads to a lot of fun.
I don't have a lot of experience writing for Ouran (amount: 0), so I want to have someone to make sure that the Host Club is all in order and acting like they should. And I haven't read the manga for Ouran (well, past the first 5 chapters), so I don't want to contradict that really badly. And the usual grammar/spelling checks that I always ask for because I like well-written stories.

The Segawa's New Butler
Fandom: Hayate the Combat Butler (Hayate no Gotoku)
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Main Characters: Hayate and Izumi (non-romantically)
Length: Unknown (most likely 50 chapters)
Deadline: None yet.
This one is very simple. It's just making a small change in the beginning of the series where, instead of Nagi taking him in, he is instead taken in by the Segawas. Now it seems that everyone switches roles, with the idiot trio taking charge of the story, Kotetsu becoming a larger annoyance, and Nagi is the genius that never comes.
I just want a beta for this. It's a huge project and as such I don't want it to be, well, crap. I will produce this in arcs in advance, so that each arc is done before you see chapter one of it. At the moment I'm on chapter 2 in arc 1. Please don't expect me to search for a beta soon on this one.

Days (Prospect Found)
Fandom: Angel Beats!
Genre: Drama/Friendship
Main Character: Iganashi
Length: 7-10 Chapters
Deadline: None yet.
This is the story of the train wreck through the eyes of Otonashi's right-hand man of the incident, Iganashi. I want a beta for this story because I feel it's just the kind of story that needs one.
I want to make sure that my grammar is good, my characters are all In-Character, and that it is actually appealing to read.
Possibly have a beta for this! Yay! :D
I lost all my work on this and have no inspiration... well, I have some inspiration, as I really want to do it, but no clue how.

Current Stories:

Teleport Trouble: My first crossover story, going between Zelda (Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask) and Maximum Ride (The First Book; The Angel Experiment). What if the whitecoats created a trans-dimensional device into Hyrule? Well, they did, and now it's up to Link to stop him. But after Link follows the device back into Earth, he has to save that one first... I think, still working on that. Over 1,000 hits makes me so happy, so good job reading! :D
(Progress: I wrote a bit for the next chapter, but I found that I had to clear up some continuity with the books. And then I lost my notebook. Just like old times.)

Everyday Life In The Sanzenin Apartments: Another story that will never have an official ending. This one is a collection of one-shots about life, well, in the Sanzenin Apartments. Really, I just wanted to expand on the relationships between all of the tenants beyond just "rivals in love". So no romance stories in here, but tons of friendships and bad humor to take the place of that romance. Eh, Hayate has too many romance stories anyway (not that I'm helping since my other 4 stories are romantically based, you hypocrite you), so here's a nice change of pace instead. In plus, it's fun to write, so bonus! Wow, people really seem to like Chiharu, as my second chapter of the story got 80 more views than the first story. But, hey! Glad you all like it, and there'll be more to come. :D

(Progress: I'm rereading the entirety of Hayate for this fic.)

Complete Stories (More than one multi-chap; yay!):

Welcome To NYC Fang - Despite forewarnings, I couldn't give it a bad ending; not good at them. Oh well. For those who DON'T know what it's about: What if Fang left the Flock in NYC? Serious, has a message, and Miggy joked at. Hope you enjoy!

Maximum Ride: The World Just Doesn't Stay Saved - Yup, my first story and my "epic" JP-like story. I decided that it has already gone through it's cycle. Also: NO SEQUEL. Even if nobody cares about anyways, I'm not writing about who wins or who loses, got it punk? Finally got dethroned by Pairings as the most popular story hits-wise. Thank God, as I hate this story in retrospect. I'm never going to delete it, though, as it served a purpose and shows how much my writing has progressed throughout my time on FanFiction dot Net.

Acronyms Are A Funny Thing... - MY second oneshot about the School and Acronyms... Decently done, and a suggestive side story... Check It Out! For some reason, this story consistently brings in hits far better than any of my other one-shots as it brings in at least 7 people every month to read it despite being 2 years old and never actually being that popular in the first place. Weird...

Daybreak Is A Good Time For Descisions - A drabble that marked my first (and only, so far) venture in Percy Jackson fanfiction. Basically, what if Percy stayed with Callypso? Now 99 words thanks to FanFiction dot Net's word checker change...

Just Sat - Iggy and Fang are cage mates when they're pulled in the middle of the night to a surgery room. Yet another one-shot by me, though this one is more serious. This has ended up being my most popular one-shot by far, which surprises me greatly, but whatever. In fact, it's my most overall favorited story so huzzah to a job well done, in 95 minutes no less.

Plothole - A one-shot about where the plothole leads people. A straight-up humor fic with some Jeb/Bortch slash in it. Saint even reviewed to so I'mma say this was successful.

Power - A one-shot that takes the form that Just Sat, but shows Angel's quest for Power throughout the sixth book of Maximum Ride (FANG). I like it, but I should, I wrote it. Nobody ever read it, which makes me sadface, since I felt like I did a good job on it. T-T I'm going to put this down as my most underrated story and move on.

Whose Ride Is It Now? - One-shot, yet again. Pretty much the only thing I finish :P. But that's besides the point. This is a crack story about what would happen if Max died. Who would replace her as the main character? Iggy, Angel, Dylan, Fang, the possibilities are great. But who wins? Find out. This is my most reviewed one-shot, so I am very happy with it.

Perks - A one-shot, but this one a fluff-filled Hayate the Combat Butler Ruka(or is it Luca)xHayate one-shot. Let me just say, reading it was one of the most sickening things I've done in a while, but I don't really like romance fics, so it might be your thing. Now that I'm more into romance stories, I like this story a lot more.

Sleep - A one-shot, go figure. This one's special trait is that it's in the Airman section. Actually it's probably my most normal one-shot yet, sans maybe Just Sat. After the events of the story, all Conor wants to do is sleep. But with relatives and Isabella wanting to catch up for two years of lost time, it's harder than it sounds. Not my best work in the slightest, but I wouldn't call it bad... Check it out if you like the book I guess!

Strings - Wow, a one-shot outside of the Maximum Ride fandom, third time in a row. This time it's Angel Beats!, awesomesauce anime, yaddi yaddi yadda. Anyways, this takes place after the events of the whole show, where Otonashi is all by himself, being angsty. He then "dreams" of a place where he can see his friends in the real world, but when he gets there, he finds he can do a lot more. Surprisingly better than I thought it'd be. Also, it was the 300th story posted in the fandom. Booyah suckahs! Also, this is my second most favorited one-shot, which I think it fully deserves to be.

I Fail At Flock Hunting - A fic that spanned 2 and 3 quarter years of procrastination, this is by far my favorite multi-chapter fic by me, and probably my favorite fic by me period. When I first started it, there was masses of 'capture' fics, where the author would take one of the Flockies hostage and talk to them for laughs, often in script format (Large examples of these are Iggy's Ramblings by Aleria14, Me, Max & A Dog Kennel by tgypwya, and any story by Saint Fang of Boredom). I don't see them as often now, considering all I see are FAX fics *shiver, but they were actually pretty good. But, since they were everywhere, I wanted to parody it. So started this, a story about a manic fan of the Flock trying to keep a Flockie. This was so much fun to write, and its earned about 1,000 hits, so yay! :D

Mourning Over A Love That Never Was - Another Hayate The Combat Butler one-shot, this one a lot more depressing. I guess it was pretty good, but I wouldn't suggest it for those Nagi/Hayate fans, unless you want to read an angsty one-shot about how Nagi reacts to Hayate rejecting her completely. ...Well maybe not that bad, but it's definitely not pro-Nagi/Hayate. This is my only one-shot to get 100 hits in one month! Thanks everyone!

Izumi's Morning - Since it had been forever since I actually posted a one-shot, I decided to do one about Izumi's morning, and how perverted she really is. Or isn't, since it's not even told by her. Just a fun little piece I did to do. I have no idea how well it's done (since I'm posting this right after I posted the actual story), but I can tell you one thing: It's the most perverted story I have done ever. Though I can assure there's much much much much much worse on this site, even discluding rated 'M' stories.

Some Pairings Are Only Worth A Drabble: I'm giving this one an unofficial ending, because I'm out of ideas for it and it's been over a month and a half since the last update. I might do a closing drabble, but I probably won't. But, hey, it's by far my most popular story, taking up about a third of all the hits on my stories. And if you're looking for the best ones through it, I'll give you my top ten:
10. Chapter 3: Shiori and Mecha Butler 13 in For Science (I'm biased towards Shiori, but this I consider a funny look into how I think Shiori's mind works. And it's one of the original three I wrote.)
9. Chapter 41: Yukiji and Gilbert in The Spirits Of Christmas (Feels very true to character for Yukiji and (to me at least) superior to their normal one-shot. In plus, I need at least one Christmas special up here.)
8. Chapter 12: Miki and Hinagiku in Consolation (I just reaally liked how I used Miki here, based off of the hinted small crush Hata gives us. Feels very true to character (again).)
7. Chapter 8: Hayate and Chiharu in Massage's Messages (This one is what I consider to be one of the two fan favorites, and, while I'm not all that crazy about it, I'm still obliged to show you guys it.)
6. Chapter 4: Hinagiku and Hayate in The Side She Fell For (This... was funny to write. I burst out laughing when I first came up with it. Maybe I'm biased towards my earlier work, or maybe it was just better.)
5. Chapter 10: Hayate and Britney in Manga Break (If you hadn't noticed, every 10 chapters I wrote a Britney drabble. Why? Because I loved this one so much. It was fun to take a break from reality and go to crappy manga form.)
4. Chapter 26: Hayate and Aika in Precautions (This one came on a whim, but I liked it a lot. Because, come on, this would be pretty funny if it was canon (and also heart wrenching, making millions of fanboys and fangirls hunt down poor Hata.).)
3. Chapter 24: Shiori and Maria in Little President (Yes, I am very biased towards Shiori, how'd you guess? She was a fun character to play with, but there were a couple of hints in canon that showed Shiori liked playing with Maria, possibly in this way. And also, it's just funny.)
2. Chapter 18: Ruka and Ayumu in Practice (Because it is just too damn cute. This one's a little more friendshippy, but it's still one of my favorites by far.)
1. Chapter 36: Chiharu and Sakuya in Job, Duty, Desire (I remember this week clearly: I was not coming up with any good crack pairings when I just decided 'Screw it, I'll go with one of my favorite pairings!'. I'm glad I did. This one takes on a more serious tone, but I love it. This is the other considered fan favorite, because FanFiction is in love with Chiharu. I'll forgive for this one.)

Dead Stories: If you really want to see them (you don't, though; they're like the Star Wars Christmas Special...) you can PM me. I have them saved on my computer for nostalgia reasons.

Total Drama Redo - My first story on the site, and the only one outside of the MR fandom (for a while, that is). I saw a lot of remakes using other peoples characters and tried it out for myself. It did minorly well, but I just didn't have enough consistent effort to keep it alive. Oh well. It will be deleted from the site, but I'm keeping this blurb here forever.

Gazzy's Story - Okay, I'll admit it. I made it pretty much for the sake of Project PULL. I didn't have enough time to cultivate the idea and it turned into a cool story (bro...) but too many problems to continue. I might become a necromancer for this one, if I ever get around to it. It will be deleted from the site, but I'm keeping this blurb here forever. (Yay copy and paste)

Stories To Come

I've lost nearly all my work, and what I have stored isn't really enough to spark me yet. But here's what's on the table. Just know that a lot of these won't come for a while because 1) I have a lot of college work that takes up about ~80 hours a week, and 2) I'm no longer up to date on Hayate. I'm trying to remedy this, though.

Hayate The Combat Butler

Nishisawa's Favor (Romance/Humor) One-shot
It's a calm night at the apartment, and Nishisawa Ayumu is determined to take advantage of it by going on a date with Hayate. That's pretty much all the plot to it. Just a fun little fic to do while working on Drabbles, since this is unrestricted.
(Progress: I have the preview on DeviantArt in my journals, so I'm likely to come back to this one.)

Is This Remorse? (Family/Hurt/Comfort) One-shot
When you think of the parents Ayasaki, you don't think very kind thoughts. But what if I told you about the night they gave their son away. At first, sure they were the same parents, but what happened when the truth finally seeps in, that they had sold their son to pay off their debts. This is that.
(Progress: I still really want to do it, but I lost the grasp on the characters that I once .)

The Segawa's Butler (Humor/Drama) Chapter Fic
A simple change I make to the Hayate series. Nagi sees right through Hayate's attempt to kidnap her, leaving him to freeze in the park. But when two strangers find the poor boy seemingly dead and take him in, Hayate finds himself in the mansion of the Segawas, taking Kotetsu's role as the butler of the house. Now old background characters take the main stage, and new relations form between old characters. Who knew that one simple change could affect the world so much! I plan to update this story in arcs, so that when I finish one arc, I submit it to a beta and, after going over it with them, release chapters weekly or bi-weekly, depending on how long it takes to produce the arcs.
(Progress: Again, I have the preview on DeviantArt. This isn't coming for a long while.)

The World God Only Knows

Sora's Mind (Drama/Humor) One-shot
In honor of me finally starting the anime despite reading the manga religiously for quite a while (better than I expected, though the voices don't match up in my head), I decided to write a non-romantic one-shot in the fandom (although it is romantic-ish). Basically, since Keima went on a huge rant about how the heroine is never bad, it's always the game, I want to show how Sora might feel about her encounters in the crappiest video ever.
(Progress: Unlikely. But I have it saved on Google Docs if I ever want to come back. And luckily, there's nothing for me to catch up on. )


Hakuou High School Hostess Club (Hayate The Combat Butler/Ouran High School Host Club)(Humor/Drama) Three-shot
Miki is sick of hearing her cousin Renge boasting about her high school's marvelous host club. So what does she decide to do? Make her own! Except, Hakuou doesn't have many remarkable guys, so she's forced to do the next best thing: make a hostess club. Now when Renge decides to bring her club with her to Hakuou for a visit, it's time to see who's the handsomest, who's the boldest, who's the cutest, and who's just plain weird.
(Progress: Again, I have the )

Update Schedule

There is no schedule. I have no time for a schedule. If I ever am able to start posting more regularly again, I'll try to fill this in. But until then, no dice.

Order to Come

I'm rereading all of Hayate. Right now I'm beginning my favorite arc (The End of the World). However, that means I still have 300 chapters to go through. With all this time commitment, Hayate stories will come first.


Thinking is bad for you. Rumination, man.

Self-update (for those stalkers out there):


I have a bad habit. For the past two years I have attempted NaNoWriMo. In the past two years, my total words from those 2 stories are probably around 3 or 4 thousand, instead of the 100 thousand I would have if I beat it both times. Heck, it's still incomparable to the 50k I would have from beating it 1 time. And don't get me started on Camp NaNoWriMo, where I think I had 50 words?

No, this is bad.

So how will I solve it?

In National Novel Writing Month, the objective is to write a 50,000 words original story in 30 days (also known as November). Many a person has pointed out that this is equal to 1666 words (and two-thirds, if you're picky) a day for the entire month. Honestly, not too too bad, considering the outcome. As such, I made a plan for October. A horrendous plan that will probably fail, but a plan I will follow through with anyways.

This plan? Write 31 short stories in October. One everyday. Each at least 1666 words long. And I'm going to post everyone to DeviantArt.

Like NaNoWriMo, there won't be any major editing, so a major warning for those reading. Also, I have no idea what the topics will be. I might do something like give myself one-word prompts or set up a scenario, but I'm not sure yet. My biggest goal (besides actually doing it) is for them not to be FanFiction, as I need to come up with my own characters/settings/interactions.

If I do this, all of the NaNoWriMo Practice prompts will be titled as: NNWM P1 Title.

Now that all that's out of the way, what does this mean for my FanFiction? Really, nothing. I've been crap uploading without doing this and I have two chapter/stories almost done for the Hayate fandom, so I'll put those out soon. And Some Pairings Aren't Even Worth A Drabblewill never be affected by this. My commitment to that was made first, and it only takes 15 minutes to do a pairing drabble for that, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

With all that out of the way, horray! I've got this all set! Now all I need to do is balance this with my school and play schedule, as well as fit in some time for homework. Nothing too bad. :D

I'm working hard for you stalkers,

P.S. For all of the other updates (if you actually care that much, you giant stalker, you), go to my deviantart account cjpolodo. Shamelessly plugging that thing because I can.

Favorite Things

Top 3 Favorite Book Series: 1. Maximum Ride (Especially the 1st 3, but Angel wasn't bad), 2. Artemis Fowl (even the latest ones, although different, are great), 3. Percy and the Olympians (Good Series) (Discluding the new spin-off, "Heroes of Olympus", mainly because I haven't read them yet. I might not ever.)

Top 3 Favorite Books: 1. Airman (best non-series book I've read) 2. Artemis Fowl (As in the first book) 3. Witchlanders

Top 3 Favorite Games: 1. Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, 2. Super Smash Bros. Full Series, 3. Advance Wars Days of Ruins (It's the one I own :P)

Top 3 Favorite Shows/Cartoons: 1. TDI, 2. Phineas & Ferb, 3. iCarly

Top 3 Bands: I have many admired bands, but if I must choose, it would be: 1. Blue October 2. Fun. 3. Five For Fighting

Top 5 Animes: 1. Angel Beats! 2. The Pet Girl of Sakurasou 3. Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka? 4. Denpa Kyoushi 5. Himouto! Umaru-chan

Top 5 Mangas: 1. Hayate the Combat Butler 2. The World God Only Knows 3. Tonari no Kashiwagi-san 4. Silver Spoon 5. Yotsubato!

...And probably should do this as well:

Favorite Hayate The Combat Butler Pairings: HayatexIzumi - This and the following are what people would call my OTP. I just want them to happen so badly. I really have no reasons for why I like them so much; I just do.

HayatexRuka - Tied with the first for my OTP. Again, no real reason for why I like it so much; maybe it has a special spot because it was what my first foray into HnG was about, but I still liked them together before that... Also, yay, they kissed!

SharnaxFumi - Because duh. In plus, the last Fumi chapter to me hinted at Sharna being a lesbian. This needs to be canon, now.

ChiharuxSakuya - It cracked me up when Chiharu thought of Sakuya in her bucket list, but I still like the idea of them getting together. I would say because I like the ButlerxMaster pairing but...

Least Favorite Hayate The Combat Butler Pairings: HayatexNagi - ...but this one I just can't seem to like. It just doesn't seem... right I guess. I might be the only one who thinks this way (though I doubt it), but I'm quite firm in this.

Favorite Hayate The Combat Butler Friendships: Nagi and Ruka - These two bounce off each other so well, I can't help but love it.

Favorite Other Series Pairings (Fanon Only): SousukexKyoko in Full Metal Panic! - Honestly, I don't know why. I just think it's a pretty awesome pairing. But since I'm pretty lax on that fandom, not really that knowledgeable about a lot of things.

Favorite Quotes

-Real Life-

"Fuck!... No, wait, shit!" Garrett, our musical's pianist. (On this: "Taking baby steps back.")

"Playing it safe is the most popular way to fail." Elliot Smith

-TV Quotes-

"Woah. Is it me, or does the sky look dark and ominous as if it will foreshadow events that will have a negative impact on our lives?" - Phineas in Phineas & Ferb

"Bit of advice: find shorter magic words." - Dr. Light in Teen Titans

"Hey, Toph! Be careful!"
"I am not Toph! I AM MELON LORD! MWAHAHAHAHA!" - Sokka and Toph in Avatar: The Last Airbender

-Movie Quotes-

"STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!" Karate Intructor - UHF

"Sometimes, Goliath kicks the crap out of David; thing is, nobody bothers to tell that story." Rosalie's Dad in I Won A Date With Tad Hamilton

"Try Sac Headquarters on the HF."
"That's not the correct procedure."
"Screw the goddamn procedure; I want someone on the phone before I kill 20 million people." Someone and Someone Else in WarGames

-Real Book Quotes-

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"I vill now vestroy, de Snichar Bahrs!" -Gazzy
Maximum Ride: Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." Foaly
Artemis Fowl

"Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?"
"Do not mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have!" -Foaly and Orion (Artemis's other personality)
Artemis Fowl: The Atlantis Complex

"Can you do that without them noticing?"
"The kid can fart rainbows." -Jaggard and Dodge
Brain Jack

"An assassin's first murder is himself. He kills the man he was." -Lilla Red Bird/Lilla the Blood-Smeared

"I try to think of what I can say to comfort him. I don't even know if he wants it. I don't know if I'd want to be comforted, if I'm being honest. If I'm being forced to eat soot, I want to know that somewhere else in the world, someone else has to eat soot as well. I want to know that soot tastes terrible. I don't want to be told that soot's good for my digestion." -Puck
The Scorpio Races

"iBoy... I mean, that's actually pretty good, isn't it?"
"It's better than fuckhead." - Tom and Gram

"In this cave you will not age a moment."
"I deserve no such gift."
"It is not a gift." -God's Servant and Dor
The Time Keeper

-Manga Quotes-

"Are you enjoying your game, Katsuragi-kun? What could be more fun than your homeroom teacher's lesson, hmm?"
"I have just compared your lesson with all the games that I know. There are 5012 titles that are more entertaining than your lesson. There are 15 titles that are about the same. And there is 1 title that is more boring than the lesson."
"Hmm? And the title of that one is?"
"Could you wait until I reach the save point?" -Yuri Nikaido and Keima. The World God Only Knows

"Reality is a shitty game." Keima. The World God Only Knows

Still, to threaten a demon... what a human..."
"To be threatened by a human... what a demon."
"Shut up!" - Hakua and Keima. The World God Only Knows

"Vintage, which was planning to resurrect Old Hell, was crushed. The chief of the Runaway Spirit Squad was erased. The cast of this little theater has been replaced." Nora. The World God Only Knows (Nora gets some pretty BA lines. I still don't like her, but I won't deny this fact.)

Once upon a time Santa said to me in a dream...
"Hey Santa-san, why didn't you bring a present for me?"
"Well that's because your family is poor."
Unlike the rumors, Santa is quite frank. - Hayate & Santa. Hayate The Combat Butler

"What should I do?! Against such an unexpectedly strong enemy... And this lava, if I fall into that, then... This is bad. If I don't manage to win this, I'll die!
Er... huh? All I came here for was to return a cellphone. So why am I here fighting with my life on the line..."
At least he realizes what's wrong here. - Hayate and Narrator. Hayate The Combat Butler

"Why is this bunny suit being torn out?!"
"Holy crap!! We forgot to mention, but that outfit isn't merely a bunny suit. That bunny suit is made using NASA's new technology in which parts of the outfit will be automatically torn out when somebody loses the match!!"
"I don't care!! Why the heck are those stupid NASA bastards developing such futile high-tech material?!" - Sakuya & Ichijou. Hayate The Combat Butler

"The blue sky and a beautiful murmuring stream. The refreshing wind blowing through the forest...
God I'm bored." Ruka. Hayate The Combat Butler

"I had always approached her in work mode before, so I never really thought about it. But... Ruka-san is a girl, isn't she?"
What did you think she was until now? - Hayate and Narrator. Hayate The Combat Butler

"While he might look like a rebel, he's actually just an idiot that will go straight forward on anything he's made up his mind about." Alise. Magico

"Coffee is made from black cows."
"Ooh. And regular milk with white cows? Then what about strawberry milk? There are no red cows."
"It's blood! Cow blood." - Yotsuba and Daddy. Yotsuba&!

"Wha... what is that!? Is that supposed to be a confession... or a declaration of war?" Kirishima. Kimi no Iru Machi

"School Precepts
Irrationality" - Principals office. Silver Spoon

"Chihiro, want to be my fiance?"
"What's that?"
"Not important; just say yes." Wanko and Chihiro. Sankarea

-Anime Quotes-

"I said take it back! Acknowledge my hotness!" - Minami. Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts!

"Personification allows you to turn everything under the sun into a moe character. Take the earth, for example! If you listen closely enough, you can hear, 'I-it's not like I'm rotating for you!' And in a tsundere voice." Keima. The World God Only Knows

"Miyuki-san, do you have any faults at all?"
"I am embarrassed to say, but sometimes, I tend to think things out too much, or just plain space out. Sometimes I slice my finger using a vegetable slicer, or trip over my own feet and fall down, or get one end of my tote bag caught in the train door-"
"Miyuki-san, you don't call those faults. You call them "moe points"." Izumi and Miyuki. Lucky Star

"You. Kicked. A. Demon?! Okay, I kinda respect that about you." Furuichi. Beelzebub

"Did we smash into someone?"
"No, straight through 'em!" -C-ko and A-ko. Project A-ko

"I'm asking how Sugisaki is going! What's he like when he's working for the student council?"
"What he's like... I guess he just sexually harasses us all day."
"That sounds nice..." -Meguru and Mitsune. Seitokai no Ichizon

-Video Game Quotes-

"Boy meets girl. Boy gives girl flower. Boy names girl. ...What's wrong with this world?" Lin. Advance Wars: Days of Ruin

"Do you know what it's like to watch yourself die? ...It is FASCINATING!" Caulder. Advance Wars: Days of Ruin

"It's a dagger, with blood on it." Judith

"On your travels, always keep an eye out for treasure chests in unexpected places. Who left them there? Who cares! It's finders keepers in the wild world of adventuring. Think of them as diving gifts from the great Goddess, placed there just for you." 'King of Adventure' Quarterly. Dragon's Quest 8: Path of the Cursed King

-Play Quotes-

"You know, lately I've been thinking-"
"A dangerous habit."
"I know." Gaston and LeFou - Beauty & The Beast

"What's that smell?"
"Subtext, by Calvin Klein." Emmett & Elle - Legally Blonde

"Why are you all so happy?"
"Because our lives suck!" Christmas Eve & Micky - Avenue Q

"Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen?
More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?" Elder Price - The Book Of Mormon

-Fanfic Quotes-

"The MAX unit considers good clothes anything not blood stained. Please get her out of the habit." - MAX: Owner's Guide and Matinence by Lita Taka. (Maximum Ride)

"When the next postal worker visited later he would be taken aback by a snow sculpture of the unstable girl riding a shark. To have the unstable girl suddenly burst out from the statue yelling out “Izzy shark” would continue to give him nightmares…..3 years later." - 23 Presents by Imagi (TDI)

“A little pain never did anyone harm.” - Izzy in Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer (TDI)

“Okay, okay, Perry the Platypus—jeez, you’re so annoying, just shut up already! When I take over the Tri-State Area, I’ll make you...um...almighty overlord of the corner of Third Street and Main. Happy?” - Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Show Me Fifty Times and I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot (Phineas & Ferb)

"Well, do you want needles in you?
"If they don't have anywhere else to live! Can you imagine being a homeless needle?" - Fang and Iggy in Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom (Maximum Ride)

"Without either courage and determination, or a complete disregard for common sense, you cannot hope to change the fate of this mountain. Thankfully, you have plenty of the latter." - Noctowl in The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy (Legend of Zelda/Pokemon)

"Thank you for restoring me to normal. I am the Great Fairy of Wisdom!"
"Really? Huh. Well if you're so wise can you explain to me why all you Great Fairies look like something out of Termina's red light district?" - Great Fairy and Pichu in The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy (Legend of Zelda/Pokemon)

"Tell me, did you ever get the feeling that you don't really fit in? That you don't belong with these people?"
"I'm a teenager- what do you think?" - Hooded Man and Tsukune in Mostly Harmless by Jestes (Rosario plus Vampire)

""Oh, no, I couldn't possibly take your money," said the perpetually impoverished manservant, as always acting too damn noble for his own good." - Hayate in HnG Ecchi Garden by EvilFuzzy9 (Hayate The Combat Butler/Hayate no Gotoku) (I really don't like ecchi or hentai or smutty writing, but when it's not focused on that, this story is HILARIOUS!)

"Mister, Pokemon battles aren't to the death. Listen, I've seen things you wouldn't believe. From people who took weeks to beat Brock with just a Rattata to a guy who tortured his charmander until it had enough levels to burn Brock's Onix alive. I've seen the deadened look of those Pokemon. I've seen it all, I've seen far too much. So if I want to talk about my mother fucking shorts, and how much I like them, because they are mother fucking comfy, and easy to wear, you are going to shut the fuck up and listen, do you fucking understand?" - Youngster in Doom by Sir Chris (Pokemon)

"I asked him what he was doing, and he said "why taking a hike of course my good man, would you like to join me? Perhaps we could inspect together, as inspecting friends." YOU SEE? HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!" - The Dark Lord's Favorite in Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 (Harry Potter)

- FanFiction Reviews-

P.S. By the way, this review is proof that you have no life. - St. Fang of Boredom flames her own story Africa Goes Awry (Ya, cuz I just randomly read random reviews... That is proof that I have no life.)

Uh weird not koole!
I've seen bette stories! - A Flamer of Phobia (no longer existing D:) by Gazillion Pyro Rock (Best Flame Ever! I mean, I want people like them to flame my story!)

I have to admit, I laughed.
I am such a bad person. - 2502701 saying what a lot of people often feel in my story Izumi's Morning


"It's true what they say... fangirls ruin everything." Tea, Yugioh The Abridged Series

"I guess I gotta applaud Metal for his parenting methods. Guys will stay away from her in fear of having Metal kissing them." - Intern 2, MyMusic (That... was a hilarious episode...)

"The following comments all come from the internet. I'm so sorry." - Your Grammar Sucks #25: The Rap

"Here comes Pufferfish. He has a plan, but it doesn't involve most of his brain." - Day[9] , Day[9] Daily #368 (He has a ton of gems. Most wouldn't fit here, though.)

"You know what this place needs? Big ass nuclear power plant. That way I can have a steady stream of evil villains. It makes sense to me anyway." Kevin (as played by LittleKurbioh), Let's Play REDHAWK

-Other Sources-

"I swear, if they made my life into a movie, no one would believe it."
"Yeah, though mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikeable main character" -Douche and Average Character, XKCD

"Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?"
"No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die." -"Bond" & Black Hat, XKCD

"We live in a world where there are actual of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we left the present and entered the future." Alt-Text, XKCD

"Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats." Black Hat Alt-Text, XKCD

"Maleficent wanted revenge because she didn't get a birthday invitation (That's got to be my favorite. What, you didn't try to kill the daughter of a king when he snubbed you? Clearly you aren't having a sensible reaction)." - Authoress Anonymous in her post "Villainesses (And What Makes Them Fall Short)"

"The chances of it being it one piece were slim to none. The chances of me finding it were slim to none. Fifty coincidences had to coincide to have this happen. I should have bought some lottery tickets." - Bob Russell, "Texas Man Finds Stolen Car 42 Years Later" ABC News

"I'd like to give a special one finger salute to all those who said he'd come apart going supersonic." Joseph Kittinger, "Felix Baungartner Breaks The Sound Barrier During Skydive From A Record 24 Miles Up" GrindTV.com

"Sometimes when I express the hatred and fear I feel when I think of spiders, someone will be like "But spiders have families too!!" Like somehow that will make me become sympathetic and understanding toward spiders. But that's exactly the point. Spiders have families and their families are also spiders. We should kill spiders because they have families." Hyperbole and a Half: Spiders Are Scary. It's Okay To Be Afraid Of Them

"Sorry, when is this going to get back to stabbing people?"
"What is it with you and stabbing people?"
"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND NOT STABBING PEOPLE?!" Yatzee and Assassin's Creed 3, Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 3


"Discard all weapons to defeat without a fight. If you have no weapons, enjoy Combat." - Instructions on "Swat Team" Card, Ani-Mayhem CCG

Well, I hope you enjoyed reading all of this. I really need to get around to cleaning it up, but that's boring and time-consuming, so maybe not.

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The Legend of Eevee: Majerkass's Mask by that one little guy reviews
When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,351 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Clefairy/Pippi, Pichu - Complete
365: A Year in Smashville! by pgasniper reviews
365, the amount of days in a year. Read as the Smashers live and try to survive the year in Smashville, after all that should be easy enough, right? A story spanning the whole year. Mayor Crazy Hand is sick of his job and goes to find the perfect replacement: some random person off of the street. Also, war has been declared on Smashville.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 267 - Words: 492,897 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/31/2008
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Our Beats Incarnate by NKC reviews
If some things are truly meant to be, if no twist of fate can keep two destined souls apart, if a another chance at life is another chance to find each other and fall in love all over again, is that not a chance worth taking? Does love know boundaries?
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Angel/Kanade T., Y. Otonashi
Wishes, Wings, And A Silvertongue by Alexandyne reviews
I've always wanted wings. I never thought that this would happen, though. I never thought that I would read myself wings. I never thought I would be a Silvertongue. I stared at my wings and screamed. I, Beth, had read words that spouted wings on my back.
Crossover - Inkheart & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 12/12/2009
You're on Total Drama Island, Charlie Brown! by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
What if Charlie Brown had been selected to compete along with the other 22 campers. Story based on the television show and is told from the POV of Charlie Brown. Follow along with everyone's favorite blockhead as he interacts with the campers of TDI! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,173 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Beth, Geoff
The Hamster And The Squirrel by 2502701 reviews
Ayumu Nishizawa, the Hamster. Koutarou Azumamiya, the Squirrel. Both have no luck when it come to the person they once liked. What if years later, in an unlikely place, they meet again? Ayumu x Koutarou, set in New York, post-canon series.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Ayumu, Koutarou
The Blue Blur of Termina by Komodin reviews
Two months after Dark Gaia's defeat, Sonic the Hedgehog, bored from the monotony of the peacetime, went off on his own in search of fun and adventure. After a startling encounter with a trio of thieves, led by the feisty Tatl Beryllia, what once started out as a leisurely journey for merriment soon became a race against time to save the land of Termina: a world destined to fade...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,209 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Tatl, Sonic
The Kidnapper by Mistress Becca reviews
In this story i kidnap the kidnappers
Crossover - Misc. Books & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Fang
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Total Drama Academy: Year One by Lord Akiyama reviews
AU The twenty-two campers are forced to attend an elite-level boarding school. Sounds like it is going to be a good thing... right? The first year, Junior Year, is covered.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 279,362 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Long Live The Lord by G.W. Shoes reviews
Lord Tubbington of the Pierce Empire is at war with his persistent nemises who constantly invades HIS territory and claims HIS human.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Lord Tubbington
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Poor Hayate by pandagirl181297 reviews
Hayate gets sick and chaos ensues within the Sanzenin Manor. Maria faints, Hayate sneezes and Nagi cooks! What will happen to our three favourite heroes? My first try for HnG fic! Birthday fic for never-endingFantasy, Happy belated birthday! Suppose to post it on Sept 14 but the ideas won't flow! xD
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Hayate - Complete
Bubble Wrap, 1000 Pcs by protostar98 reviews
A collection of one-shots - each approximately 1000 words - which aim to fill in the details surrounding key events in Tenri's life, from the end of summer camp to the appearance of Diana to the most current chapter. Note: New chapters may not necessarily be in timeline-chronological order.
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Tenri A., Diana
Fantastic Flora Weekly Gardener's Blog by SuperSockMonkey reviews
This story of a regular botonist is all in a blog format. The person describes how their life is going great with their new house and flower shop business. But knowing the game Plants vs Zombies, something is going to happen to the happy la la land of this person. Enjoy this humorous story of zombie infested tale of flowery goodness, Muahahaha!
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Peanuts and Cracker Jack by Rianne Pond reviews
She giggled as she reached to pick up the box of cracker jacks. "It's okay, I've got it." Hinata, like the gentleman he was, leaned down to pick up the box. As he was reaching for it below the bleachers he noticed something he hadn't seen from the field. The enticing girl had braces from her ankles to her knees. Chances were she couldn't walk without them.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - H. Hinata, Yui - Complete
Inkfall (Warning: Old Writing) by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. 5 years after Inkfate the story continues and the players are beginning to take fate into their own hands. Grudges run deep, evil still lurks and nothing is as it seems. Blood will flow as the dice fall and the story draws to an epic conclusion.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,454 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Hoshi Shirushi Kara Futte Gotazoku by XT-421 reviews
They say when a young girl casts her wishes to the stars, her deepest desires will be answered. Nagi Sanzenin better be careful what she wishes for, because her very world is about to be changed. HayateXNagi, mild on other canon pairings. An XT original!
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Nagi, Hayate
Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming by Kina Kalamari reviews
The flock has been trapped in an illusion for the past four years. With unlikely allies, a familiar foe, and a couple bottles of Snapple, can the flock escape from their life-long prison? AU continuation from Ch. 41 of STWAOES. Summary by StephanieZorander.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,799 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - [Fang, Max] Iggy, Marian J./The Director - Complete
Dough by FlyOnBree reviews
It's Christmas, and Fang has a story! Contains definate OOC'ness and a lotta randomness! I wrote this sometime around Christmas last year with my friend. First Fanfic so please be nice! Suck at summeries...just to let ya know. : ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
23: The Road to Total Drama Retro by Imagi reviews
My first Total Drama Summary? No Way! Oh right. Salutations! Cameron here saying this continues 23 Presents. Read and Review to find out what crazy things and characters will appear next. :D Oh! And please vote for me in the profile poll Thank you.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Chris M., Ezekiel
Observations by LittleFireDragon reviews
An enderman observes a fascinating and seemingly divine, yet dangerous, creature in the sunset. T for tasteful, innocent nudity: endermen don't wear clothes and don't see why humans do either. One-sided enderman X unnamed female PC. Enderman POV.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
Letters to Fang by emgem2000 reviews
Letters that Nudge writes to Fang, after the events of FANG. No relevance to ANGEL. Don't be put off by the amount of chapters, they're almost all fairly short. And it's finally finished! :/
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Nudge, Fang - Complete
Game Night 2: THE EPIC SEQUEL by Silverbird121 reviews
Or maybe not so epic... but somewhat entertaining at the very least. The Flock is back, Angel gets kidnapped, the trophies are angry, and some other bad guys are bent on DOMINATION! Ooh... DUN DUN DUUUUN. MR & SSBB x-over, R&R, M&M's. T for... stuff. / UNFINISHED FOREVER
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Angel - Complete
And Then There Were None by XT-421 reviews
Just a little piece of mind for the poor fellow Yuzuru at the end of the series. Immediately following the ending. THEA's James makes an appearance. Another XT original, as far as I'm concerned.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Y. Otonashi, Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Maximum Guide to Maximum Ride by independentwriter-137 reviews
You've seen the cliches, the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, the text talk grammar, it's all covered here in this little helpful guide to help you make a better fanfic and an overall better author.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Drownings of Fujimaki by Scion-of-Thanatos reviews
Otonashi felt the afterlife was getting dull, until a familiar face appeared to drive him to the brink of insanity... Spoilers for end of Anime. Read at your own risk.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Y. Otonashi, Fujimaki
Hello Jealousy by Chaos Ride reviews
There were times she just wanted to be the prettiest girl in the room, but knew it would never happen. A late night realization, and a friendship born.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ella, Nudge - Complete
Total Drama Madness by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Dedicated to The Kobold Necromancer! Eleven original campers and eleven new campers compete in the third season of the Total Drama Franchise. Read the Prequel to get a vivid introduction to the new campers. Read and Review! The second challenge is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel
Letters to the Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What if you could write a letter to any character in Maximum Ride? And then have them write you back? Here's your chance! Just write a letter-review and the flock will write you back! **THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY BRI NICHOLE***
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Heroic Hero Man vs Dr Horrible! by theBrutalityofReality reviews
While watching YouTube videos, Alfred discovers the blog of self-proclaimed villain, Dr. Horrible. Being the hero that he is, Alfred knows that he MUST stop this villain! No pairings.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
CHARGE! by Elvish-Princess99 reviews
Alas, rotten flesh and muscles weren't up to producing anything that would look nice in the history books.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Walmart Madness! by Avenging Angels reviews
So, ever wonder what the Flock does when Max is away for the day? Well they go to Walmart ofcourse! Read and find out exactly what crazy things your favorite mutants are up to this time! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Happy birthday, Bro! by MomoHinamori45 reviews
It's Phineas's sixteenth birthday and Ferb is kidnapped. Will he find him in time? Or will he become brotherless? Rated T just in case. NOT slash/yaoi! Go look somewhere else for that!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,070 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Phineas, Ferb
Seeds of Destruction by conchshellthegeek7 reviews
The overlord of the undead makes a startling discovery about a failed invasion...
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Stories of the Flock Through Music by MyNameIsCAL reviews
A compilation of short stories with music. I thought it would be much nicer to put these little stories together. POVs will cycle through the flock. Each chapter is a story, so chapters are unrelated unless stated otherwise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Strawberries by blue-eyed-cow reviews
Maximum Ride One-Shot. What would have happened that day if the Erasers had never found the Flock? What if everything had gone the way it was supposed to? What if they had gone strawberry picking after all? Max's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
Intro to Birdkids by Vera Amber reviews
Max is teaching a class about avian-human hybrids - and she's teaching it to YOU. Yes, you, sitting there, reading this summary. This is an interactive fic, obviously. Rating may change. Will eventually be updated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Max
24 Oneshots 24 Hours by The Dancing Nerd reviews
Exactly what the title says. Starting at midnight I have 24 hours to write 24 oneshots. Sounds easy enough. Except I write one oneshot each hour until midnight the next day. Cue hilarity and slap happy writing. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Flock Thoughts Property of Angel by pyromaniac516 reviews
Angel is a mindreading mutant birdkid. In this journal, she records thoughts and things she puts in other's heads. Please review! It is much appriciated. Disclaimer:I do not own Maximum Ride or any of the characters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Angel
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8285 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Total Drama Chris by Mallory16 reviews
A year after Total Drama Island, Chris has the 22 contestants return for more horrible challenges. Heather struggles with her past misdeeds, Lindsay struggles not to be stupid, and a lot more involving your favorite campers in a new season of the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,341 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lindsay, Heather - Complete
Nobody Asked by JoeMerl reviews
In a dystopian world where the Irkens have won, nobody ever asked Dib for help or forgiveness. Will he give it to them anyway? CAN he? Three-shot, darkfic. Finally complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zim, Dib, Zita, Lard Nar - Complete
One person's ENEMY is another person's DOLL by Imagi reviews
Makeup can be a LOT of fun. Just ask Yasu. What happens when Izzy gets bored? Read and find out. :D Contains Minor Gore, Chris, Minor Angst and Shock, Surprises, Romance, Humor and Izzy being Izzy. :D Enjoy everyone! :D Also other story info inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ezekiel, Izzy
The Battlegrounds of Love by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
For lovers of fanon, absurdity, and sappy, syrupy romance, we have the alternate-reality pairings of TDI and TDBG characters all right here! All kinds of wacky fanon of all shapes and sizes! This is for those who read TDBG, and mostly Winter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tyler, Cody
The Commandeers of Wawanakwa by Imagi reviews
After finding out just how bad his comments at dinner were, Ezekiel goes off the deep end to try and make things right. Or at least get the campers to stop hating him. B-Day gift for Winter-Rae and contains alternate pairings. Enjoy girl! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Ezekiel
Pyro & Maggie Love Story by History-of-Hell reviews
HIATUS! NEEDS BETA! A little story about Gazzilion Pyro Rock and Polodo Pyro and Maggie of here and the St. Fang of Boredom Fansite! No romance between Angel and Gazzy! None! Angel and Gazzy are just kidnapped birdkids.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Angel
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
Color me CIT by Imagi reviews
Ezekiel is Coloring Easter Eggs. Courtney doesn't want too. What happens next...:D TDI Easter Story! And not to worry...it's NOT a couple fic! Enjoy! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Courtney, Ezekiel - Complete
Game Night by Silverbird121 reviews
I know, lame title. Anyway, this involves certain bird-kids, so if you're clueless on Maximum Ride, please go learn a thing or two. My first one, please be gentle. R&R! Rated T 'cause Peach is a little violent, and 'T' is for Taco.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Final Countdown by Grenna-Chae reviews
Post-Labyrinth Pre-Olympian. Annabeth has come to visit Percy after 6 months, but Annabeth's vivid dreams of her mother fling them off onto yet another quest, to save Athena, the goddess of wisdom. How did she get caught in the first place? COMPLETE! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
iSoar Grawrawr by Alexandyne reviews
title has no real meaning - Nudge's arm is injured and they meet the iCarly group... but what happens when the wrong kids fall in love? And, of course, when Carly falls from a 20 story window that isn't good either.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
I Walk the Way of Neon Lights by iBanana reviews
A/U. Fang's kidnapped at Itex Germany, the flock have to find him. Then, they learn he's the key to a horrible project: Project Omega- half the world's death. Will the world perish at Itex's hands? Full summary inside. OOCish towards the end, btw.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Test of Time by Sinatae reviews
Max has a new flock member, a girl who can't even remember her name. She's much older and has a strange connection to a German lab called Malticorp. There's something mysterious about her, something that could put the flock in danger.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,672 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Nowhere to Go But Up by MidnightIndigo reviews
Fang is a bit of a pessimist. But he's optimistic at heart.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Fang - Complete
Edventure: Trouble In Termina by legendofzeldarocks reviews
Double D pursues a mysterious thief and ends up meeting a strange boy named Link. Then suddenly, he falls into another world destined to a horrible fate in 3 days. Can he save this world and make it hime in time? EEnE and ZeldaMM crossover. R&R Please
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,590 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Edd
Tale of Two Perverts by LoserSquad reviews
What would happen if Lady Gaga and Iggy tried dating? Totally OOC and Parody. This is what happens when you give me sugar at midnight... WARNING: No longer a one-shot...Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Doofermarket Creep by R.W. Mead reviews
Candace gets a job at a supermarket to be closer to Jeremy, but soon realizes it also keeps her farther away from Phineas and Ferb and paranoia sets in. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz opens a supermarket of his own- though he's not entirely sure why.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Inkfate (Warning: Old Writing) by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Four years have passed since Callypso's escape. Little did she know that it wasn't over yet. And when an unexcpected visitor shows up a new chapter of the story begins. Fate doesn't play fair. This is a sequal to Inkpen. Rating may go up
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,388 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
The Death Games by thehappypursuit-182 reviews
The bad news is, you have a 21 of 22 chance of dying. The good news is, one of you unlucky suckers will live.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,228 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Chris M.
Ghost Angel by Lilyth's Flock reviews
Angel is dead. She's a ghost now. She only has one method of communication with the Flock. She only has one power left. She has to find out why she died, to become alive again and stop it from happening to another flock member.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Angel
Extra! Extra! Nudge, Angel and Total KIDNAPPED! by Lilyth's Flock reviews
I got bored and had writers block on another story so I wrote this one... Kinda entertaining. minimal FAX, since max and fang aren't really in the story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Angel, Nudge
A Maximum Ride Thanksgiving by Randomperson121212 reviews
This is the first Thanksgiving Max has ever had with her mom, and probably the best one yet. Just a little one-shot I wrote for Thanksgiving.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Merry Christmas Phineas and Ferb by SlayerBVC reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Isabella wants to get Phineas under the mistletoe. But when the truth leaves him more confused than ever, a photo reminds him of how the two met to begin with. Lots of PxI, FxG halfway through. Some OOC.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride Off to Hopwarts! by insertcleverwittyusernamehere reviews
Maximum Ride and her Flock are doing more to save the world.So they have to go the School? No-real school.Well Hogwarts.OC-Remie Fax of course. And Riggy, or Igmie. Iggy/OC Set after MR4.Imma virtual slap you if you don't read!1st story.Changed a little
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Nudge the Eraser by Vampirechick52399 reviews
Nudge doesn't feel to well. When Angel comes over to talk, Nudge turns into something.....an...Eraser. Max doesn't want to hurt Nudge but is that her only choice. It is up to Max and the flock to find the real Nudge. Can they do it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
The Meaning of Bacon by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
A short fic in which Iggy explains to Fang exactly why bacon is so awesome. R&R, Plz!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Beneath the Ice by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Beneath the ice lays a tortured soul. Beneath the ice lays the “whys.” Beneath the ice lays six untold stories. Beneath the ice, things are different. Various times through MR books. How the Flock members got the way they are. Fax-ish
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Island The Way it Would've Been by Fckn reviews
The remaining 18 go out for a survival skill for one night as they survive living in the woods for one night. Who is behind all of this? Will Katie and Sadie meet in the forest? Will Noah EVER Kiss a girl? Find out right now on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
iFly by Bird of Flames reviews
Max and the Flock are in Seattle. And who do they meet. Why the famous iCarly gang! FAX! Maybe Niggy! UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Maximum Ride & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Max, Carly S.
KND in the TDI by Icewhip reviews
A TDI-KND crossover. When #1 crash lands on the beach of Camp Wawankawa, things start getting complicated when he finds out that some of the campers are ex-operatives. Rated Teen just in case, but should be fine. 100% user friendly! Drama guaranteed!
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
The Total Drama Wars by Redchan1400 reviews
Its a new season of TDI!Entries are no longer being accepted.Get ready for the ride of your life....
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total takes over by rainbowstrike reviews
When Fang leaves his laptop out, Total decides that it's his time to shine. He hacks Fang's blog and begins to write about things the flock would probably not want the world to know... This is a present to my 'The Lists' readers! R & R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Total, Fang
Feel Good Inc by XXTheCakeIsALieXX reviews
After Total Drama Action, Geoff moves on in the world of television, becoming a huge success. But when he looks back on what he gave up to achieve greatness, he realizes that maybe the fruits of success have turned sour. Songfic to Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Geoff, Bridgette - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
23 Presents by Imagi reviews
He was homeschooled, crude and sexist. He didn’t fit in and he certainly didn’t belong. So why on earth would he send them a Christmas present? Holiday story featuring the TDI cast. Be prepared you are in for one heck of a wild ride. :D Enjoy! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,496 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ezekiel - Complete
Inkpen (Warning: Old writing) by Kallypso reviews
Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Callypso has a talent that has no need of a beautiful voice. She can bring things to life just by her vivid writing. She thought she would go un noticed but she didn't count on Capricorn and the black jackets. R&R! Warning: Flame at your own risk!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,818 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
TDA Gwen Aftermath by William Whisk reviews
This is a story that takes place in TDA after episodes 6 and 7. It is one big spoiler, but it also reflecting on how the losing cast members feel about a certain character that has now joined them. Will they bare welcoming arms or will they loath him/her?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
How Do We Kill Time at the Mall, Eh? by Winter-Rae reviews
The Killer Bass boys, along with Noah, Cody and Justin go to the mall in an attempt to help Ezekiel learn how to be a regular teen. How does going to the mall help that? By learning how to pull random pranks of course. Pairings inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Duncan, Tyler - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Felon by Winter-Rae reviews
Upon exploring a cave Izzy accidentally gets trapped with Duncan inside. So to pass the time Izzy decides to get Duncan to tell the reasons why he was in juvie. Main pairing: Izzy/Duncan. Side pairings: Inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Duncan, Izzy - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Of Cynical Bookworms and Blondes by Winter-Rae reviews
Lindsey's been chasing after Noah all week and no one can figure out why. Noah's been avoiding Lindsey all week and this has the guys questioning his sanity, among other things. Main pairing: Noah/Lindsey Side pairing: Tyler/Bridgette
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Lindsay, Noah - Complete
An Ezzy Theft by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Izzy steals Ezekiel's beloved toque, and a mad chase around Playa de Losers ensues! Why is she doing it, does she like him? And how does he feel about the toque-stealing redhead? Main pairing is Izzy and Ezekiel, includes other minor fanon pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Izzy, Ezekiel] - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Any Idiot Could Write It by Happi Zebra reviews
An MR FF set as IC as my skillz can get it. The setting in relation to the other books is uncertain so read it as an idividual work rather than picking out continuity flaws, if you would. Thanks and happi reading. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008
Something New Everyday by Winter-Rae reviews
Okay, so it wasn’t the smartest thing he ever said. But with a little help from Izzy, Ezekiel is about to learn something new. Main Pairing: Ezekiel/Izzy, side pairings: Harold/Eva, Duncan/LeShawna, Tyler/Lindsey
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
Last Letters by Krrimarte reviews
Iggy has a collection of letters. Now is the time to read them.oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
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Bad End reviews
Along his journey with Nagi, Hayate has faced death numerous times and lucked out of many events. Here's where he didn't. BAD END 1 - Santa doesn't deliver coal to bad kids. Rated T for language.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015
Some Pairings Are Only Worth A Drabble reviews
Hayate the Combat Butler has tons of possible pairings. Some are better than other. Some have epics written about them that stand the test of time. Some, a simple one-shot. And then there are these, the pairings so wrong that only 100 words can be squeezed from them. These are their stories. Certain stories T. Completed. Hayate and Shiori used because they were most used characters
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hayate, Shiori - Complete
Everyday Life In The Sanzenin Apartments reviews
At the butler-included apartment building, tons of interesting things can happen at any time. Maybe it's a new friendship. Maybe it's a fierce rivalry. Maybe it's a strange visitor. Although the happenings may seem very odd to the passerby, it's really just everyday life in the Sanzenin Apartments. The Latest Slice of Life: Chiharu's Missing Glasses.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Chiharu, Isumi
Izumi's Morning reviews
Izumi wakes up like any other day. She gets ready like any other day. But then things get strange, showing a truer light into Izumi's life, and possibly her true intentions. Rated T for sexual references and mild language.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Izumi - Complete
Mourning Over A Love That Never Was reviews
Nagi finally found out. After eight months of a believing a lie. She finally found out the truth. That Hayate never loved her, and never would. One-shot.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Nagi, Hayate - Complete
I Fail At Flock Hunting reviews
The Flock shows up in my town, so I kidnap one of them. Watch how they torture and/or get away from me! This is gonna be funny! P.S. No offense to people who 'capture' Flock. I just thought this would be funny. Kplus for cartoon violence, mild swearing, and rude humor at points.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Strings reviews
Otonashi was all alone in the afterlife school, haunted by his memories. But when he learns he could help his friends in their new life, is he able to pull some strings? One-shot. Rated T for Dark Themes.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Y. Otonashi - Complete
Sleep reviews
It was all over. Bonvilain was dead, Conor was reunited with his family, and all was well. Now if only he could get some sleep... One-shot
Airman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Teleport Trouble reviews
Strange new creatures are coming into Hyrule. It was thought of nothing, until they attacked. What great lengths will Link go to to save his kingdom from these new strong beasts. Who will he meet to help him? Can he even save it? Rated T for Violence.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Link
Perks reviews
Being an idol is hard. But every job has its perks, like working with someone like Hayate for instance. RukaxHayate
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hayate - Complete
Whose Ride Is It Now? reviews
Max died. Now it's up to the Flock to find the new main character. Too bad everyone wants to be it. Chaos ensues. One-shot Crack. Rated T for mild swearing and violence and for a joke. Happy April Fools!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Angel needed power. It was all she wanted. All she needed. Yet with all the power she gained, she needed more. Rated T for small amounts of language and creepy Angel if you think that's rating worthy. :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Angel - Complete
Just Sat reviews
Iggy and Fang share the same cage. They stay together through everything. Even the toughest of experiences. Pre-Series. Rated T for minor disturbancy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Plothole reviews
Ever wondered what happens to characters when they go to the Plothole? This is what happens... 99.813% accurate according to my opinions. Rated T for... well, you'll see. Minor slash, so beware.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Total, R. Ter Borcht - Complete
Daybreak is a Good Time for Decisions reviews
Drabble. Percy looks back on his time on Ogygia and is determined about something. Post-BotL
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Calypso, Percy J. - Complete
Acronyms Are Funny Things reviews
Max and the gang revisit the School to find out one thing: Why they did what they did? Unfortunately, their reasoning is not the simplist. Rated T for suggestive side story...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Welcome to NYC, Fang reviews
Fang's finally been driven crazy by the Flock. It's too much for him, so he runs off away from them. What happens when he feels remorse. Can he get back before they leave? Twisted storyline from The Angel Experiment. One-shot. Rated t because of 1 scene.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: The World Just Doesn't Stay Saved reviews
Join Max as she and her flock save the world, yet again. Takes place after 'MAX'. Part 2: Me Against the Chill. Chapter 16:Horray for Fillering! Max rants, so Angel KO's her. She then proceeds the search for Fang. Rated T for Violence and Mild Swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Max, Angel - Complete
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