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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901601, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 23 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, Naruto, Twilight, Bleach, Total Drama series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Digimon/Pokemon, and Misc. Cartoons.

Hey ya'll! Satsuki here! I'M NOT FROM TEXAS!

Brief Explanatory Thing:

1. I love Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and chocolate cupcakes.

2. Um, I wear glasses, apparently. Must be because of my excessive typing and TV watching.

3. I did play volleyball. In seventh grade.

4. If you ask anyone popular at my school if I'm a nerd or something like that, be prepared to hear "yes".

5. I CAN MOONWALK! YAY!

Contact me at 801powersactivate@gmail.com. Hehe, yes, yes, I know my email's a bit... weird.

Favorite Books:

Percy Jackson series

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Squee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors

The Kane Chronicles series

Heroes of Olympus series


Favorite Movies:

Inglourious Basterds

Fusion Reborn

Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan

Star Wars saga (just not the third one. Too depressing.)

Iron Man

Cloverfield


Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons/Anime/Whatever

The Colbert Report

Total Drama series

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

infoMania

SuperNews

Family Guy

South Park

American Dad

Dragon Ball Z


Favorite Groups/Singers/Genres:

HOME MADE Kazoku

Queen

Prabhu Deva

60s, 70s, 80s, 90s

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Five Most Annoying Things to do In a McDonald's

1. When the person takes your order and is about to charge you, change your mind. Repeat a few times.

2. Everytime they call a number, claim it as your own. Eat. Repeat a few times.

3. Sit in the same table a big family's sitting at.

4. Mindlessly talk about the toys to the other customers.

5. Go to the bathroom that is the opposite of your sex and ask for a tampon.


Five Most Annoying Things to do at Kohl's

1. Hide in the clothing racks and everytime someone comes around, yell "BOO!" and pop out.

2. Check yourself out in the mirrors in the bathroom while ranting about how hot you look.

3. Blast your iPod.

4. Run around the place while knocking everything down.

5. Throw random items into other people's shopping carts right under their noses.


Five Fun Things to do in an Elevator

1. Look at a passenger for a moment, then yell "You're one of THEM!" and cower in a corner.

2. Bring in a cooler labeled "human head" on the side.

3. Yell "Ding!" whenever the elevator goes up or down a level.

4. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" over and over again as you press random buttons.

5. Stay in a corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


Five Most Annoying Things to do at the Movies

1. Talk on your phone.

2. Laugh the loudest.

3. Yell at people to shut them up.

4. Yell "BOO!!" while watching a sucky movie.

5. Throw popcorn at other people.


Five Most Annoying Things to do at Target

1. Yell while trying out the games.

2. Yell for a tampon in the bathroom stall. Bonus points if you're the opposite sex.

3. Ask people where the girl's clothes are when you're right in front of it.

4. Ask for people's email addresses.

5. Say "Text me" everytime you pass an attractive person of the same sex.


Five Best Couples From Random TV Shows

1. Vegeta/Kakarrot

2. Trunks/Goten

3. Duncan/Gwen

4. Stan/Kyle

5. Naruto/Sakura

Five Most Annoying Celebrities Ever

1. Paris Hilton

2. Heidi Pratt

3. Spencer Pratt

4. Britney Spears

5. Kim Kardashian


Twenty Totally Random and Stupid Questions

1. Did you breathe today? (courtesy of Melly)

2. Do dragons live on Mount Everest?

3. Am I alive?

4. Are we just a figment of someone's imagination?

5. Have you ever been murdered?

6. Mommy, what's that?

7. What does LOL mean?

8. What the fuck was that?

9. Is that blue stuff water?

10. What language do they speak in Spain?

11. Whoa, isn't that a color? It's red, right?

13 (I skipped 12 because 11 had two questions). Is that a computer?

14. Did you know that you can make bubbles out of bubble gum?

15. Did you wake up today? (courtesy of Melly)

16. Don't roosters go "cock-a-doodle-doo"? Or is that "moo"? (courtesy of Melly)

18 (16 had two questions). Where can I get some kryptonite?

19. Why do they call oranges "oranges"? (courtesy of Melly)

20. Isn't tree bark that thing that dogs do when they get bored? (courtesy of Melly)


"There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated pigs better."

-- Jim Carrey at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards


A Stupid Joke:

How do you make Lady GaGa mad?

Poke her face.


Jokes and Things Related to Jokes

It annoys me when people say "Can I BORROW a PIECE of paper?" Yeah, here's the corner. Don't forget to give it back.

92 of teenaged girls will die if Aeropostale and Hollister state that breathing is uncool. The other 8 will find it hysterical.

If I had a nickel for everytime someone called me a retard, I'd be rich.

Hey honey, I just realized the keys ORPN on the computer are worn out.

I hate it when you're at the movies and someone asks "Did you see that?" No, idiot, I spent 12 dollars to stare at the floor. No duh.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

There's a label on a scooter that says "This product moves when used." Well, what else would I do with it?

How do you keep an idiot busy? Take him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Quick!! What's the number to 9-1-1?

Remember, when you call 9-1-1 there's no eleven button.

My pig died of the swine flu.

Isent it iritating wen peeple cant spel rite?


Superhero Joke

There are two guys at a bar. The first guy slams some tequila and jumps out the window and falls ten floors down. He goes back into the bar and sits back down again. He slams more tequila and does it again.

The second guy is awed. "How did you do that?" he asks.

The first guy says, "All you do is drink a shot of tequila and you'll slow down when you're near the bottom."

The second guy slams some tequila and jumps out but doesn't slow down. SPLAT.

The bartender sneers. "You're mean when you're drunk, Superman."


A Conversation Between Me and Melly

Me: Melly, would you please sit on that chair?

Melly: Sure. Why?

Me: (dramatically looks out window) I heard you ate the last cupcake. We're ending our friendship.

Melly: WHAT?! But--

Me: Do not say more, Melly. Since you ate the last cupcake, I decided that friends who eat their friend's last cupcake cannot be their friends.

Melly: Um...

Me: Do you understand, Melly? You ate the last cupcake. MY last cupcake. We're done.

Melly: But that was Miranda's last cupcake.

Me: (looks sheepishly out window) Oh.


Yay!! hachiko chan11 ROCKS!! All of you other writers, I salute you. You guys are awesome. Especially you, Sateda. Great work.

I'll be back.

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Backstabber by AllzStar reviews
Gender-bender. Stan suddenly starts to notice how pretty Kyla is...the only problem is that Kenny has already noticed, and got there first. Plus, Wendy's got a secret that'll change everybody's lives. K2, Style, some Stendy. TITLE CHANGED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
A game, a quest and Percabeth by breezered reviews
A game. A quest. A problem. What is it all? Why is life so complicated? Why can't we have normal nights? Playing Truth or Dare. But demigods don't have normal nights. Not ever. PERCABETH! NicoxOC. Humor will occur repeatedly! Discontinued for now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,376 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fighting The Shame by Pharaoh Se7en reviews
When left alone on an island.... you start to develop feelings for someone that you've never thought possible. Expecially if that person is a lying crook. DuncanXGwen
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Duncan, Gwen
Raging Inferno, Extinguishing Water by Celestial Empress reviews
Katara is a Princess in her small Water Tribe. It's been a long and devastaing war, and the opponents would like to make a deal. Katara is forced to do something she'd never do, but maybe, her prince in shining armor will save her. But, who is he exactly?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,029 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Kindle My Desire by jeronimotorchwood reviews
On the very eve of his wedding, the boys throw Aang a bachelor party. However, a light-hearted night of partying and drinking evolves into an emotional journey that will have Aang doubting himself and his love for Katara. Yaoi, ZukoxAang. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,869 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
After The War by tweetyberd reviews
Canon ships - Maiko, Kataang, and Sukka .- Sure, the war is over. But, with a kidnapped Mai, an insane Zuko, a confused Katara, an even more confused Aang, a maybe pregnant Suki, a maybe father Sokka, and a bored - to - death Toph, the drama is far from.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,517 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Insert Sappy Song Title by jinkiez reviews
The South Park kids are stuck inside another horribly cliche fanfiction. What will they do to escape?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Butters S.
Still In Love With You by happy mess inside a cup reviews
I threw the wedding invitation to the ground. I felt as if it were mocking me, mocking me of my feelings for him. I just wished this had never happened. That I never had any feelings for him.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
Irony by Christy Tortland reviews
An accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - A. Ventress, Obi-Wan K.
Dragon Ball C by Roxius reviews
NOW A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and the others go through their most cracktastic adventure yet! Can you believe it? Please R & R! Insanity and total OOCness abound! M-rated due to some jokes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 47,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Goku, Vegeta
How To Handle: Your Own South Park Character by Blue-Green-Clouds reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own South Park character. Please Follow this guide on how to take care of your little guy, and avoid bad scenarios, which include but are not limited to, Severe injury, Explosion, Implosion... Have Fun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Hypothetical by Ninny-na reviews
It all started with a simple inquiry. // Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Travel Playlist by Lyllian C.K reviews
Rogue, Evan, Kurt and Kitty go on a road trip all summer by themselves. Comedy, drama and romance ensue. Inspired by a playlist I made for traveling and my plans for summer before my junior year at high school. LOL no stealing! Kurrty, Revan! xoxoLyllian
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Closet AKA The Adventures of Tori and Hobo Jo by The Torminator reviews
The story of Tori and her closet. And all the people trapped in there. Mmmmyep. And Mmmmkay. Completely random. And in episodes. The Lost character is a Polar Bear.
Crossover - South Park & Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009
Graffiti is Art Too by Cloud678 reviews
Basically a DxG story, TDA never happened.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Duncan, Gwen
AnIMal Chat by Fleeting Eternity reviews
When Skipper and Kowalski set up the penguins and the lemurs with computers, they make sure to IM each other every night. Here are their IMs, ranging from random, to serious, to awkward, and everything inbetween. More to come!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
The Number Nine by xlipsofdeceit reviews
The door flew open and Duncan walked in. Gwen stared into his eyes. He took her breath away. "No.." Trent muttered, this wasn't happening. But he knew exactly what was happening. Gwen was falling for the delinquent. And right in front of his very eyes.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Trent - Complete
Stuck In The Middle by Percabethfan98 reviews
Annabeth and Rachel go to Percy's house for a visit and the flames start flying, no TLO spoilers, even though it's such a great book! It is now finished.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Through Exs and Fears by Phoebe097 reviews
Sequel to TBAT. Gwen and Duncan try to forge a relationship out of all the tragedies they both have faced. Will the two have a happy ending? Even if Courtney DOES kill someone...?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
rainbow eyes by kaoru's aiko reviews
this about a girl who is an minor godling she is told to stay for the summer at a place she hates, camp half blood please r&r this is my first fan fic!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Gwen Hates Twilight by Alphabetasaurus reviews
Small Story Short, Chris forces the campers to watch Twilight. Throughout the whole film Gwen rants on why she hates everything about it.....and then what she does when she comes across a Twilight book.....IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT, THIS IS THE STORY FOR YOU.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Gwen - Complete
The Almighty 6 by MysteryArtist reviews
In a battle of good versus evil, Gwen, Trent, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, and Geoff must destroy Heather and get rid of the Gem of the Underworld. But things are never as easy as they seem... Canon couples. AU.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008
The Secret Party After Bridgettes Gone Original by Phoebe097 reviews
After Bridgette leaves TDI, the boys host a party... no particular reason, just... a party. But when teenagers and alcohol collide BAD THINGS HAPPEN.Pairings: Gwen/Duncan Leshawna/DJ Geoff/Bridgette... maybe more...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Duncan, Gwen
The Secret Party After Bridgettes Gone Alt by Phoebe097 reviews
Plot:After Bridge leaves, it is relieved that Duncan likes another person on TDI besides Courtney. The only candidate is gwen, but how does she get him to confess? But that's not the only problem: does she feel the same way? Find out at the secret party!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
B T by tayla1509 reviews
Bakura takes his obsession with Michael Jackson just a bit too far... Rated M for language. "Life aint so bad at all, if you live it off the wall." - Michael Jackson.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Backyardigans: Gladiator by undead ninja reviews
Join Pablo, Austin, Tyrone , and Uniqua. As, they imagine themselves as Gladiators fighting til the end. With special guest star Chuck Norris as the Emperor.
Backyardigans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Pablo
Confusion by Bazylia de Grean reviews
Torment Series, nr 1. Count Dooku receives a peculiar gift from Asajj Ventress. Ultimate silliness, be warned.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/6/2009 - A. Ventress, Count Dooku - Complete
Fork in the road by americanpie96 reviews
Gwen and Duncan get lost and decide to have a talk in an IHOP. I know summary sucked. I promise this is only a friendship story with mentions of GxT and DxC Please R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Someone There To Talk To by Lifeless-Insanity reviews
Trent has just left, and Gwen is devastated, but what happens when a certain camper comes to comfort her, NOT A COUPLE FIC! All Friendship! GwenXDuncan..... Please Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Murder in Omaha by egyptiangoddess345 reviews
Sakura and others meet Michael Jackson and Bill O'Reilly... IN OMAHA! Chapter 2 is up! Chapter 3 is ongoing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A New Beginning by BeyondTheMirror reviews
It's a New Beginnig for many after Heather's Funeral. Includes EvaxDJ, DuncanxGwen, mentions CourtneyxTrent, and may have IzzyxDamien in the future. Currently on Hiatus. Creative Criticsms and suggestions welcomed. Graci!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Duncan, Gwen
Sing Along by Random Stuff About Stuff reviews
Through a series of accidents, Aang, Zuko, Momo, and Uncle Iroh end up imprisoned together. Aang decides on a very entertaining way to pass the time. SINGING! Zuko hates him. Nonslash
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
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Seven Days of Sarah Palin reviews
Chris decides to let his 20-year-old cousin, Sarah Palin, watch over the castmates for an entire week. During her stay, she brings Duncan and Gwen closer together. How will Trent cope?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Duncan, Gwen
A Super Late MJ TDA Story reviews
I know it's been a while since MJ, uh, died, but I decided to write this for reasons. Many, many reasons. Gwen is stuck in the house and her mom is listening to Smooth Criminal, so she gets out and meets...! RATING FOR VIOLENT SONG LYRICS!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Second Place, Always reviews
Sequel to Under the Pillow. Duncan and Gwen face the consequences of their actions.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
50 Ways to Kill Dora the Explorer reviews
Fifty hilarious ways to kill the annoying little explorer. Rating for language and violence.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Dora the Exploder reviews
A parody of Dora the Explorer in which Dora blows everything up.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Under the Pillow reviews
I bet everyone is wondering how exactly Gwen found out about that picture of Courtney under Duncan's pillow.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
This is No Joke reviews
Duncan expresses his feelings. Sequel to Was That The Best Decision? Since this originally wasn't going to be a sequel, it may be kind of weird. Rating for over ten verys.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
The Day Diego Died reviews
Go Diego Go's star dies. With special guests hachiko chan11 and Dora the Explorer!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Was That the Best Decision? reviews
Duncan wonders if his decision to be with Courtney was the best.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Dora the Explorer's Untimely Death reviews
Dora is hosting a party, but the guests aren't there. Rating for heavy language.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Popcorn and Pokemon reviews
Popcorn, to the Pokemon, is the world. Find out what happens when there's only on left.
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
A Waste of a Demigod reviews
Aaron, a son of Apollo, has a secret. Unfortunately, it is the cause of his untimely death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Randomness reviews
Three poems, all random. Rating for language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Melly and Ichigo reviews
Melly and Ichigo have been secretly dating for over a year. However, Melly has been wondering about Ichigo's... human-ness.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
I Didn't Mean it, But I Did reviews
While watching the sunset, Bella and Jacob get into a little fight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Pie reviews
Another story my sister wrote. Longer than the first one. Anyway, Ahsoka and some other people are having a pie-throwing party until someone comes along. Hawk of this story is a clone trooper, by the way. My sister made him up.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Anakin and ObiWan Play Barbies reviews
The story's simple enough. Just read the title.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Confessions reviews
Hinata finally has the guts to tell Naruto her feelings for him, but he seems to have a secret of his own. Dedicated to hachiko chan11.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Short Story My Sister Wrote reviews
My sister wrote this random story about Anakin meeting Ahsoka. Based on the fact that Anakin never really wanted a student in the first place.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Big Pancake reviews
Obi-Wan gets what he wants--a big pancake. But then he is trapped inside of his room because of the pancake's enormous size. Will he ever get out?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Sex Lesson reviews
A curious Ahsoka asks her Master what sex is. The title should tell you the rest. Rated for language not bad, just gross .
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
The Pancakeness reviews
When Obi-Wan fusses over the shortage of pancakes in the Jedi Temple, he sends himself, Anakin and Ahsoka to the planet of Dorin to get more. But trouble, action, and a brief man to man kiss follows. Final chapter is up!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
The Embarrassness reviews
Obi-Wan is trying to tell the reader an embarrassing story about his fellow Jedi Knight Anakin, but he and Ahsoka keep ruining it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete