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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901628, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 12 stories for Alice, 2009, Primeval, Supernatural, X-Men: The Movie, Sherlock, and Torchwood.

Name: Bella, Female.

I am a slash fan.

I cannot tell you how badly grammar and spelling mistakes irk me.

I'd love to write a really great romance story, but one that's not cheesy.

I'll read anything once, unless it's historical fiction.

If I post a story and it seems like it's taking forever to update, it's probably because I'm suffering supreme writer's block... or at mothereffin' college and am too damn busy.

Find me on Twitter- @Chicago_Bambi. I'm pretty funny. Occasionally.


'When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." 'Stephen King

Word of the Day:
Eyesexing- To lock eyes with someone, and in that moment of connection, undoubtedly knowing you two both wanna get freaky.

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Chrysalis: Volume 1 by TheWeasleyBoys reviews
An unexpected surprise might destroy everything Amber Sweet ever wanted…or might it bring her the one thing she's always needed? Gramber and Ensemble 10/22/2013-CHAPTER 24 FINALLY HERE!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,403 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Amber Sweet, Graverobber
Perfect Punishment by Graceful Storyteller reviews
AU. Jiraiya tells Naruto they're getting a new maid. To Naruto's surprise the maid is a he! NaruGaaNaru, one-sided SasuGaa, with Gaara being forced to crossdress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,689 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Who Would Have Thought? by Lady Sandromeda Snupin reviews
who dosent love a costume party? especialy when it involves our boys getting all dressed up! slight spocoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Crossing The Inferno by Kari Kurofai reviews
A journey through Hell is worth a thousand words, and a hundred years. Sam finds himself trapped in the pit with only one chance of survival, a certain angel he didn't expect to see again. Hopefully they can get along long enough to make it out alive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,378 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel
Didn't you ever play the game? by abhor reviews
Waking up as a pokemon sucks. Waking up as a pokemon with friends and being chased by Ash and friends... doesn't suck so much.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009
The Engineer's Gift by shan21 reviews
When the Doctor takes a wrong turn, he and Rose find themselves aboard Serenity. Confusion, explosions, mystery, romance, and adventure ensue!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,356 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
In the Rough by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
"But this is starting to sound like a quest! Quests are such a pain, Alice, they really are. All horseback and food rations and traveling in groups and no truly hot tea, with significantly less sex against trees." A/H, J/D
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,336 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Both Ways at Once by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Multum In Parvo by Muffy Morrigan reviews
When Sam notices odd, little things in his brother's behavior he starts to worry. When he begins to put it all together, he suspects Dean might be hiding something serious from him. Unabashed hurt!Dean with a very worried Sam. Set Season Six. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Two Men and a Lady by stay-stark reviews
An unexpected visit leaves Bobby with an unexpected gift. One-shot. Things may be implied, if you get my drift.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Conby Collection by Wilemina reviews
Just a few little silly and mainly unrelated drabbles I posted in response to the drabble tree challenge over on LJ a while back. Thought you might like to read them.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Abby M., Connor T.
Specimen 001 by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Knife by Levanael reviews
A brief history of the infamous demon-killing knife.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Your moves are so raw by seren23 reviews
Five times Molly and DI Lestrade make love, the one time they're interrupted and the one time they simply don't. Molly Hooper/DI Lestrade. Het. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
We All Scream by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean's ever had.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Supposed to Go to Heaven by Lampito reviews
...in which Dean isn't sure if he's going to drown, suffocate or die of embarrassment - he is sure it's ALL BOBBY'S FAULT, though, and he intends to haunt the yard and make all the beer go flat... final chapter up - will Dean get his revenge?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ten, Jack, Queen, King by Mardy Lass reviews
Sam and Dean need to take care of a werewolf. Trouble is, there are these two nutters barging in who think it's a lupovariform. Black Impalas, white moons, blue boxes, red herrings - will the weirdness never end? Rated T for a few naughty words.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
If I Should Die by barbed-wire-and-roses reviews
This began as a one shot on an anonymous meme. The prompt was, "Roy ends up maimed in some way, maybe from being captured/tortured; Ed is the one who finds/rescues/takes care of him". It kind of ran away with me and this is the story that resulted.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,879 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Midday Moon by mrscastielftw reviews
Sam's day off...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Capture of the Zydrate King by LiteraryFaerie reviews
It's been months since the Opera and Shilo has finally sought out help. But when Zydrate addicts start turning up dead, Graverobber is blamed and hauled before the new head of GeneCo. Can Shilo save him in time?
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,136 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
The First Year by cloudyjenn reviews
When Castiel leaves after Lucifer's defeat, all he asks is that Dean wait for him. So that's exactly what Dean does.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Boy Next Door by sarahlizzie reviews
Gabriel always wanted to get away from his broken family, and the holly bush at the end of the yard was his only refuge. And Sam was closer than any family Gabriel could ask for. AU teen!Gabriel/teen!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel
Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by Iellix reviews
A series of standalone keyhole peeks into the lives of Alice and Hatter. Life can be--and often is--a funny thing.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Crossing Dean by Nichneven reviews
Dean finds a new way to score some money while on the road. The Plan, as usual, doesn't go exactly has planned. CRACK. Part of the -ING Dean 'Verse. Dean/Cas, Sam
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dream On by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Sam struggles after Gabriel's demise, with his feelings for the archangel as well as grief. But death isn't the end and Sam's dreams are full of a talkative tactile Gabriel who claims to not be a dream at all and to be working on a way back.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Bold and the Beautiful by WastelandRose reviews
And then Sam full-on fainted, wondering how the hell he was ever going to live this down... A sequel to "The Young and the Restless."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,033 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
We Foresee the Mercy by Grosby reviews
'Paradice has never been so far away.' Sam's journey from hell to heaven. Tags to Swan Song.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Mark of the Soul by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Sam suddenly realises that it's not just fantastic apocalypse-stopping sex, he's in love with Gabriel. Gabriel hits him with a clue by four and has a permenant marker in mind for Sam's body. Sam really doesn't complain.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
No room for God by sephirothflame reviews
Dean keeps moaning "God"; Gabriel does not approve. PWP. Gabriel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
iSwear by Nialon reviews
Castiel has a bit of a problem. One-shot. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Vulcans Taste Chocolate Chip Minty by NineKindsofCrazy reviews
The body paint sequel to 'Vulcans Blush Granny Smith Apple'.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Worth The Wait by prgurly79 reviews
Christine Chapel has decided that she will never wait on another man. But this one is too good to pass up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
Every Time Bones Walked In On Jim And Spock by yaoininja reviews
A list of every time Bones walked in on Jim and Spock. 'It all started one day in the mess hall...' Hilarity, rated M for sexy scenes and unintentional, horrified voyeurism. McCoy Bones , Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Pitted Against You by AngharadTheRowan reviews
What do you when your dad's stuck you and your brother in time out, and there's nothing to do? Lucifer and Michael. Humor/crackfic oneshot. "Swan Song" spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lucifer, Michael - Complete
Gentleness by ED of Oblivion reviews
Initially Jim isn't sure how he feels about being handled like some kind of priceless, breakable treasure – it's so far from what he knows. But then Spock kisses him and sweet gods of mercy, he is home. Spock/Kirk. Snippet. PWP.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Personal Space by Dizzo reviews
Poor Castiel gets it wrong again. Dean gets cross. Sam gets pizza.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Simple Flirt by LadyMaiden reviews
What if Sam and Pamela spent some more time together?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sam W., Pam - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Soldier On by Josafeena reviews
Missing Scenes from 5x21. After Cas, Bobby and Sam arrive home, Cas attracts the attention of a certain crossroads demon.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Castiel, Crowley - Complete
Getting Religion by Sisyphean Effort reviews
Roy always thought that Ed wasn't a religious person. Not so. It's just that Ed's idea of 'religion' is a wee bit different from everyone else's... Roy/Ed One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Five Things Kirk Learned About Spock by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Five things James T. Kirk learned about Spock, before and during their relationship. // Thing No. 2: Spock’s source of inebriation is chocolate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
To Reign In Hell by PoisonComeUndone reviews
When Castiel abandoned Heaven for Dean, he damned himself to Hell. Now, centuries later, Dean is sent by Heaven to stop a demonic Cas from leading the armies of Hell in another war. this is set around 200 years after The Hardest Part, but can stand alone
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,794 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
That Old Fashioned Way by LOSTrocker reviews
Sam teaches Cas rock, paper, scissors.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
An Alternative Idea by sing-oldsongs reviews
Kirk is stressed. Spock helps him destress. KirkxSpock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Name That is My Enemy by NineKindsofCrazy reviews
That which we call a Winchester by any other name would still be as sexy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Wonderland by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Artsy Fartsy by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Alice and Hatter head off on an excursion to an art museum. Fluffy one-shot with extra fluff. Enjoy!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Now What? by Casy Dee reviews
Abby and Connor share a kiss, but are at a loss as to where to go from there. This is a 2-part short fic...set as a continuation of my one-shot 'What's a Kiss', but can stand alone. Part 2 is up! Now complete! Part 1 is T/Part 2 Lemony M
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Don't You Forget About Me by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Magic Fingers by Neena Varscona reviews
If there's one thing Castiel has learned from his time with Dean Winchester, it's that revenge can be sweet. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Defining Moment by Vamparino reviews
I could always take it off for her subtly when the time came. Be all chivalrous and sweet, standing just a li'l too close to her back. Letting my hands slide down her arms before I captured the fabric as it fell from her wrists.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The One That Got Away by KamikazeCreamPuff reviews
Hatter explains to Alice a thing or two about... LADY GAGA? A little crack!fic done in the spirit of April Fool's Day.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Colonel Mustang and the Mohel by BinaryTales reviews
A Fullmetal Tale your Yenta won't tell you--a very personal injury sends Roy limping to the local authority on...infant circumcision? YAOI humor--dedicated to my Jewish friends and family at Passover
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Teasing or Desperation? An 'Always' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This little one-shot Alice & Hatter lemon is set at the end of Chapter 44, right after a night out between Hatter and Alice. They're horny...much lust ensues. Can stand alone.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
The joys of Christmas by myangelicmercy reviews
Castiel explores the customs of Xmas with Dean. Smut with Dean/Cas. Written for caz2y5 for Christmas!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Watching You Sleep by love4funny reviews
He tried to stay with her, to watch over her, to protect her and keep her safe. He liked to think of himself as her guardian angel.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Paradise Regained by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Dean wakes up with something he didn't expect, Sam is amused and Castiel helps him out a little. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
50 sentences by chugster reviews
50 sentences worth of Dean and Castiel. Angst, fluff and all the points between, please read AN and warnings inside for more details. Dean/Castiel slash, rated M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Out of Fire and Ash the Phoenix Rises by whereSilencebegins reviews
Caught in a web of despair after being raped, Ed can't find his way back through the darkness. Only Roy is the fire that can burn away the shadows but Ed still needs to get past his fear or the flames will consume him rather than save him. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,897 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Buddy System by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Gabriel keeps turning up and keeps helping Sam. Sam could use the company, awake and asleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Masochismet by Fearful Little Thing reviews
A story told through drabbles/snippets exploring the relationship between Shilo and the Graverobber, complete with creepy overtures, morbid romance, and unrepentant personalities Gr/Sh
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Come Together Right Now Over Me by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Post-Apocalypse. Sam needs to get laid. Dean really needs to get laid. Castiel is confused. This promises to end badly...for Sam. And Bobby.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Universe by ram 0f th3 f0r3st reviews
Why would Roy's desk know the secrets of the universe? ROY/ED YAOI! PWP, that means SMUT pure and simple! Anal. Rimming. Language. And if you squint, a bit of humor. One-Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Deafening Distance by shirozora reviews
In the end it wasn’t Sam who said yes. It was Dean, and it happened before Detroit because an angel was dying and he couldn’t let go. S5, Dean/Castiel, Sam & Castiel friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,124 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
In the Name of Glove by Peachly reviews
K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Can't Feel Nothing At All by shadowdreamslayer reviews
Shilo x Graverobber. Post Movie. Shilo uses her new freedom to become part of the city ruled by blood, drugs, money & sex. Should Graverobber save Shilo from herself or take advantage of her weakness? Rated M for adult content
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Holding Infinity by alyseci5 reviews
Hatter takes to her world like a duck to water, a fish in a pond, and somehow it's Alice who's now out of her depth. Pairing: Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Gloria in Excelsis: The Angelic Hymn by brihana25 reviews
If Daddy hadn't gone shopping, and Santa couldn't find them, then that meant Sammy wouldn't have any presents on Christmas morning. And Dean didn't think that was very fair. Preseries / Wee!chester Gen. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Trick House OLD by Ki-nee-chan reviews
From time to time a Trainer is Pulled into the Strange House that is the Trick House and many come out looking worse for wear and this is just another example. Looking for more trick ideas! Going to be remade on new account: KidaNeeChan
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
Chin Up, Chekov by Incoming Grapefruit reviews
Chekov is the youngest ensign in Starfleet history. And sometimes, the crew treat him accordingly. Struggling to boost his self-esteem, will a late night conversation with the captain help bring him to the realisation that he's not as alone as he thinks?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Porn Wars by vlbuehle reviews
Lifted from the st kinkme: “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!” Kirk yelled, throwing up his hands in shock and looking at his crew with an acute cross of envy and horror. “How much porn do you people have?” Crackfic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Backseat Sex by Fearful Little Thing reviews
It's like praying. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Slipping by Enchantress Nova reviews
Kakashi attempts suicide but wakes up two days later and things change, he must enter sobriety, heal and truly live again...he also must learn to truly love again. Kaka/Iru Yaoi Suicide selfharming drugs & other related issues DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Offerings by Kamiyashi reviews
Kaname gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make Zero drink his blood. KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
The Ring by Wilemina reviews
Connor's feeling depressed and Abby wants to find out why so that she can help him through it. Rating has now changed due to adult content.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Darker Nights by SydnieWren reviews
Home from a mission, Ichigo suffers a nightmare. Urahara is there to give him what he needs. UraxIchi. Anal.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
The More Things Change by Alec McDowell reviews
Sam and Dean aren't where they belong.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
The Princess and The Hollow by Spicenee reviews
A series of Orihime and Hichigo drabbles. Dark but sexy. At least I think. Lemony goodness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Pavel Chekov's Homecall by DrMcCoyFTW reviews
Ensign Pavel Chekov didn’t think he could flush a deeper shade of pink. He had also never been so glad of the existance of Klingons. Chekov's mother calls the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009 - P. Chekov - Complete
The 5 Times Becker Thought About Shooting Someone by Rollieo 122 reviews
... and the one time he nearly did. Kind of self explanatory. Rated for safety.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Becker - Complete
Lockdown by vespertine dreams reviews
Connor accidentally triggers a security lockdown and finds himself trapped in the armoury with Becker. Slash- Becker/Connor. Reviews Welcome.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Connor T., Becker - Complete
Thursday by vespertine dreams reviews
Connor, Becker and Abby find themselves living the same day again and again after an accident whilst exploring an anomaly. Slash- mainly Connor/Becker- rated for safety. Reviews Welcome.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Human Again by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
The first time she sleeps with him, it makes her his lover. The second time, it makes her a hero. The third time, it makes her human again. Dan/Laurie. One-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Laurie J./Silk Spectre, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Strange Angels by Vain reviews
And they all fall down.' While Sam & Dean struggle to find their places in the world and with each other, Castiel & Ruby's reach exceeds their grasp. The results could save-or damn-everyone. Sam/Ruby, Sam/Dean, Castiel/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
You Were in Hell by reading reviews
Sam gets a glimpse of what happened to his brother in hell.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Perfect by alyseci5 reviews
It’s Connor’s birthday today, and Abby’s been planning it for weeks. Abby/Connor
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Summer Of Love by belgianboy reviews
Jack and Ennis discover the joys of making love on Brokeback Mountain during their first summer together.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Six Senses by obsessive24 reviews
River perceives with her senses and thinks about love. SimonRiver, oneshot. WARNING crazy space incest, mature themes but not explicit.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2005 - River, Simon - Complete
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For My Brother reviews
alternately titled, "And I Said No, No, No". pre-series BBC Sherlock. Sherlock is in the throes of drug addiction. Mycroft helps. Warnings: drug use, needles, angst, disordered eating, and language. Please review kindly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock vs Bees reviews
John probably shouldn't leave Sherlock alone at Baker Street AT ALL if there are bees involved. Short ficlet, but hopefully enjoyable anyway. Please R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
How Lestrade Knew Sherlock Was Alive reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Lestrade's backlash. Beta'd but any mistakes or Americanisms are mine. R&R and all that jazz.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Teithio
My talents lie not in summaries. Sam and Dean meet Torchwood. Tags to SPN se6ep4 and pre-CoE Torchwood. Don't take it too seriously, but please read and review.
Crossover - Supernatural & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Dean W., Jack H. - Complete
Perspective reviews
X-Men: First Class. Deleted scene extension. Charles wants Moira, but she's refusing him. Please read and review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Moira MacTaggert - Complete
Studies
each chapter is a separate drabble, and not all fit in the same 'verse. mostly headcanons and how I felt about particular scenes. ratings and any warnings will be on ea ch. I fear this shall never be finished. spoilers through sea7. please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Comparisons reviews
I guess this'd be a drabble? 226 words. Dean/Lisa, but it's Destiel. You'll understand. Bit of a relationship and character study. Rated M for graphic sexual talk. Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
CrissCross reviews
Theory. Oneshot. Ruby 1.0 vs Ruby 2.0. What if the first Ruby was actually trying to help the brothers? Please read and review. Written at 4 in the morning, so I apologize for any mistakes and nonsense. Torture and language, so don't read if offended.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Lilith, Ruby - Complete
Exodus on Campus reviews
Self-insert NOT OC crackfic with a semblance of plot. May also include coarse language, inside jokes, and genderbending angel possession. Please read and review! Multichaptered. Sequel/companion fic will be posted soon as well. Set S6ep2
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Plucked reviews
Destiel one-shot. Mature. Read and Review. Pretty much PWP. written for fun on a road trip. Hope you like it
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
All's Fair in War and Video Games reviews
Absolute nonsense. A typical day in the flat, but Connor manages to mess it up again. Read and Review! mention of Connor's crush on Abby
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
You Comfy? reviews
A cutesy Hatter/Alice oneshot based off a deleted scene. Please read and review! Thanks.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete