Alex McM
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Author has written 44 stories for Bleach, Aliens/Predator, Hellsing, REC, Claymore, Mortal Kombat, Black Cat, Gunslinger Girl, Needless/ニードレス, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Resident Evil series, Twilight, Shakugan no Shana, and K-ON!/けいおん!.

Name: Alex McMullen (Well that was obvious!)

Appearance: Just look at the picture and think of the live action version.

Deviant art account: http://bleachart.deviantart.com/ So far I've only got a few things up but there will be more eventually.

I wish to be an author someday, this seems like a good start. I'm only 18 but have a talent for writing. If I'm not writing, I am listening to some form of metal music. As you can see from the picture, I don't fit the stereotypical metalhead, but I definitely am! If you think metal corrupts people...it doesn't...too much MWAHAHAHA! I also draw and play the guitar a little bit.

If you haven't been able to guess it yet, my favoutrite anime/manga is Bleach. As far as pairings go, Ichiruki is the best. Other than Bleach, I am a fan of many other anime/manga including:

Hellsing

Elfen Lied

Death Note

Toradora!

Samurai Champloo

Black Cat

Shakugan no Shana

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Highschool of the Dead

Needless

Blood

Blood C

Claymore

Lucky Star

Code Geass (the first series)

Koihime Musou

There's more, but I forgot.

I have many stories currently in progress, because when I get an idea, I usually write a whole chapter and then leave it for a while to see if it is worth writing. My stories tend to be packed so full of blood that they overflow. They are not intended for the faint of heart...or stomach I assume. I also have a kind of f*d up sense of humour. I warned you!

These are the stories I am currently writing and a few that need bigger summaries:

MY STORIES

Black Fang, White Moon

Aizen is defeated, but in the process Ichigo has lost his powers and with it, Rukia, the one he loves. As Ichigo struggles with day to life as a regular human Soul Society falls under attack from an unseen enemy. As entire squads are being slaughtered powerful allies in The World of The Living are also succumbing to the enemy forces. With morale swiftly diminishing it appears all hope is gone. Can Ichigo find the courage and the strength to save the precious White Moon from the overpowering darkness?

Angel With Demon Wings

Rukia Kuchiki appears to be a normal 15 year old girl, but she is hiding something. She has Multiple Personality Disorder. Normally, she is a nice girl, much like any other, but her second personanilty, known as Hisana is a cruel, sadistic killer who will stop at nothing to have 'fun'. Rukia has lived with her dark side without problems for some time. But when a birthday party goes horribly, horribly wrong Rukia realises that she must stop her psychotic 'sister' from destroying everyone and everything close to her. She must defeat an enemy that is for all intents and purposes...herself! But how can you catch a killer when she knows every move you make and every thougth that runs through your head?

Black Cat: New Bounty

Sven has been evicted from his house and Eve is having troubles at school. With no other option, Sven and Eve must travel to a little town called Karakura in order to hunt down the high bounty for a teenage girl who seems innocent. Can Sven trust the word of this girl or that of the Sweepers? When it seems that that is the worst of his problems, something else proves him wrong...something menacing has arrived in town and no-one is safe from it's wrath! Will they be able to conquer this new foe without the aid of the legendary Black Cat? Where did Train go when he is needed most? Read the story and find out!

Sequel: Black Cat 2 - In the aftermath of 'New Bounty' Chronos and the Gotei 13 are left broken and unable to fight. Eve and Rukia are trapped in Hueco Mundo, being held prisoner by the cruel mad-man Aizen who wishes to use the newly aquire Hogyoku to destroy Soul Society and Earth in one fell swoop. While Chronos mobilizes it's forces two impatient heroes embark on a quest to save the ones they love before it is too late!

Death &The Confused Kid

Self insert story. My holiday in Japan was supposed to a relaxing time, but things just won't go my way. Strange creatures are prowling the streets and my new friend runs around with a giant sword when he think's we're not looking...but I can see him! I can see it all. They say curiosity killed the cat, if so...I'm fucked! I'm being drawn into something...it's dangerous, but I can't leave now, the actions only just beginning!

Sequel: Death & the Confused Kid 2 - I've decided to set up home permanently in Japan but it seems that I can never relax. A mysterious killer is hunting down the passengers of my flight, taking them down one by one. If that isn't bad enough a stray shinigami who says she can foresee the future has arived prophecising the downfall of Soul Society. I guess it's gonna be a long while till I can put my feet up...Might as well sharpen my sword and return to the battlefield.

Clown :(

The gang have moved on in life. They graduated, moved, got jobs (Rukia and Ichigo joined the police force), fell in love...But the town of Karakura met it's most sinister villain, a psychotic serial killer with a taste for human flesh. Thankfully, with Ichigo's help he was shot dead, but several years on people are going missing again. Grisly discoveries are being made. Is it Clown back from the dead? Or is it a copy-cat killer? Either way, someone is out for blood, and nothing will stop him on his murderous rampage! Contains extreme violence and gore.

The 'nameless' trilogy

Part 1 - Hell on Earth: An old enemy, forgotten after the past encounter, returns for revenge. But this time, he is not alone...he has the armies of hell on his side! As Soul Society struggle to stop this menace, forgotten heroes must return to the battlefield.

Part 2 - Faceless: The citizens of Rukongai are being slaughtered by a powerful new enemy and Ichigo is the prime suspect! Would Ichigo really commit such a monstrous act, or is someone else behind the murders. This time, Ichigo needs help and it's up to Rukia and the others to find out the truth and stop the real killer. But worst of all, Ichigo's inner hollow is trying to take control again, only this time, he can't control it!

Part 3: Revenge of the shadows: The first target was Karakura, the second target, Soul Society, now no-one is safe! Strange nightmares plague peoples minds and others go missing. The true mastermind behind the recent attacks shows their face. They failed twice and wont admit defeat anymore! As the full armies of Hueco Mundo are unleashed, a red ocean will flood the streets resulting in destruction and death. As the war rages on, those that can, must band together and fight for the lives of themselves...and both worlds!

Bleached Metal

Ichigo discovers the wonderful world of extreme music. He even converts Rukia into a metalhead. It's not too long until they aspire to be the new legends of metal, but first, they need a band. Read as our two head-banging heroes endure strange auditions, fight for their lives during a riot, confront angry people and experience a hell of a lot of funny moments.

Sequel: Soul Reaper are going on tour!! With a new manager (Hopefully not a psycho like last time) the band set off on another wild ride involving sex, drugs, rock n roll, death, Satan Metla music and quite a few rock star cliches.

Bleach Christmas

It's Christmas time and while people are celebrating, Ichigo is experienceing the worst luck in his entire life. Rukia is reliving bad memories and becoming depressed. How will they overcome their problems and have a merry christmas? I'm not sure, but along the way, there will be dirty jokes, sarcasm and those awkward moments that make you feel downright stupid! Enjoy or santa will spit on your face and defacate on your lawn.

Sequel - Once again it's that time of year and Ichigo is down on his luck for the festive season. Rukia is determined to be happy this Christmas but when everything goes wrong can she really live up to her promise? Filled with crack and fun stuff that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside...Then you realised you just pissed yourself laughing. Enjoy or Santa will steal your wallet.

The Cage

Rukia is a young woman trying to live her troubled life. When a new job opportunity opens up for her, she accepts immediately, but on her first day of work she is caught up in an armed robbery. She is framed and taken to a remote prison called the Cage. Rukia endures the struggles of prison life, while waiting for her orange haired knight to come rescue her, but is the stranger she met during the robbery really what he seems? And was her incarceration simply a mistake, or something more sinister.

The Hunt: It was all over. The corrupt dealings at the Cage had been shut down, the man behind the conspiracy was dead, the prison even had a new manager...but it's not the end. A man claiming to have known Rukia has abducted her and taken her back to the worst prison in the world. It seems Urahara was merely a puppet, now the man pulling the strings has arrived, and he has plans for those who have interfered with his plans. Rukia, Ichigo, Isane and the others are all targets in the madman's evil game and he will stop at nothing to acheive his sinister goals.

101 ways to kill Edward Cullen

The title says it all. Edward dies in 101 completely retarded and often funny ways. Contains special guests including the werewolf, Dracula and of course the 'No-Life'King' himself, Alucard!

Sequel, 101 More Ways...: Well you can guess what this is about can't you?

Hellsing: Operation Twilight

Alucard has discovered the most despicable, vile abomination the world has ever known...The Twilight movie. Unable to let this horrid corruption amongst 'vampires' to continue, Alucard goes to the set of the next film, to end the crimes against vampires once and for all! That's right! It's Hellsing versus Twilight in a hopelessly one-sided battle. Alucard will show the Cullens that Vampires don't sparkle...They Kill!!

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Fractured Reality by Thrashochist reviews
Mio Akiyama has always struggled with her fear of the morbid and macabre but now she must face that fear head on… When she agrees to help out a Metal band. Not a cross-over, but may have random cameos from random animes and mangas where I see fit. Rating changed to M due to vulgarity turned up to 11! Sexually explicit scenes as well
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Mio A.
Cold Fuzz by The Layman reviews
Have you ever wondered what BLEACH would be like if Kubo-sama saw "Hot Fuzz" before he wrote it? Well, I did, and this is what I came up with. Major crack, no point what-so-ever! Updates at least once every month. ON WITH THE CRACK!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 191,562 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
BLEACH Weekly Tabloid by Kiba Wolf reviews
Your source for all of the hottest scandals and latest trends in the Soul Society and beyond! Weekly updates based on circulation. Rated T for blatent use of censor. Multiple characters and pairings, all for laughs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,237 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009
My Fairy by Themulchmeister reviews
Season 3 Summary: It's now been seven years(ish) since the Tenrou Tragedy and Benny is in worse shape than ever. No longer a member of Fairy Tail, he spends his days decaying in the Blue Pegasus guild whilst everyone else works their butts off and earns an honest Jewel. But when the Rune Knights come knocking, it seems Benny's past deeds (or misdeeds) are about to catch up to him.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 159,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Let's Rock this Rocket Ship! by AkiyamaFC reviews
Prepare to be blasted by sci-fi and music as the S.O.S Brigade and Light Music Club take the "All Four Homemade Souls" festival by the horns!
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Haruhi S., Yui H.
Wonderland beginnings by The Layman reviews
This is the beginning of Orihime's journey through a strange land where everyone wants to kill her. Contains the first three chapter of "Wonderland".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Speak Now by TehBrovakiin reviews
After the defeat of Arclight and the fall of Simeon Cruz tries to tell Eve how he feels. too bad Gido is having her and Blade get married. Me thinks it's time for bad and insensitive jokes and wacky hijinks and hilarity to ensue. rated M to be safe
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Cruz/Yamada S., Eve N.
Code Squid: Lelouch of the Reshellion by Themulchmeister reviews
Taking a break from his duties on Horai Island, Lelouch goes to the beach with C.C, Kallen and Rolo. What should otherwise be a relxaing and carefree time ends up becoming a complicated scenario for Lelouch's gang as they encounter a mysterious girl, not quite human but not quite a Geass user either. Is she a friend or foe of the Black Knights? Warning for some R2 Spoilers!
Crossover - Code Geass & Squid Girl/侵略!イカ娘 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Lelouch L., Ika Musume - Complete
Stark's World: Episode 6 part 2 Resolutions by thefirstespada reviews
The second part to Stark World's 6; Stark is gone and the rest of the gang goes out to look for him; I am out of my hiatus for good this time. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
What is This I Don't Even by FallenLegend reviews
Due to the boredom of a certain brigade leader, our favourite moeblobs have to bear with the results of an overactive imagination. K-ON/Lucky Star/Haruhi crack fic with other crossovers.
Crossover - Lucky Star & K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
72 Beats per Minute by Themulchmeister reviews
A poem/songfic dedicated to the characters in 5 centimetres per second. The average human heart beats 72 times per minute, but what can we accomplish with our hearts during those 72 moments?
5 Centimeters Per Second - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
The Pwnage of Haruhi Suzumiya by The Layman reviews
A collection of short Haruhi stories centered around Video games. Mostly taking place within the clubroom form some wierd reason, among other places. New ideas are apriciated and welcomed. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
An Awakening Rebirth by SageEmpress reviews
Seeking to strengthen his power and extend his lands, Orochi has taken the steps to bring together two worlds to accomplish this. His new and dangerous decision will cause some of the best warriors to take arms.
Crossover - Bleach & Warriors Orochi - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009
Cold Fuzz Christmas Omake by The Layman reviews
Happy Christmahanakwanzaka from the cast of Cold Fuzz! Even though it's the holidays, they still get into trouble. There will be presents, happy memories, guest appearances, and maybe even a wardorbe malfunction!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Tatsuki A., R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Closed, Dead Space by superstarultra reviews
Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Read on for the terrors that happen when the club meetings are over. Horror fic collection.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kyon, Ryoko A.
The InoueArisawa Super Fun Fieldtrip Video Diaries by The Layman reviews
The Karakura High girls' field trip to the Isshida shrine wasn't anything like they thought it would be. AU. Warning, blood, gore, and violence in later chapters. PLUS OMAKES!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Tatsuki A., Orihime I. - Complete
Toro Nagashi by Enchantable reviews
Aizen won the Winter War. Now a broken Soul Society must figure out a way to stop him before he makes his final move to kill the Royal Family. All the while Hitsugaya struggles with his feelings for Hinamori who appears to have joined Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,172 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Righteously Corrupted by DeviantHollow23 reviews
This Story entails Revenge, Death, Reincarnation, Guilt, the Darkest part of Love and the Misunderstanding of a Past Event gone Horribly wrong. Watch as Ichigo nearly loses himself, as well as his heart, to his Vengeful Resolve./Dark Dark, Baby/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Stark's World Episode 6: Secrets by thefirstespada reviews
Stark makes a shocking discovery that could end his happy marriage. Aizen visits the house while terrible things are happening and Szayel is just being Szayel. Part 1 of 3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - C. Stark, T. Harribel - Complete
The Unknown by DeviantHollow23 reviews
Ichigo, true to his name and his heart, will forever protect and love her. Even if it means he has to wipe out everyone close to her, ridding her of her doubts, to take her as his own.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Ulquiorra's Craziest Adventure Ever in History by thefirstespada reviews
Ulquiorra has a crazy adventure on earth filled with crazy twists and turns. It all ends with an epic explosion and revelation. Extreme OOC and Rated T for crude humor and violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Stark's World Episode 4: Grocery Shopping by thefirstespada reviews
Stark, Harribel, and Lilynette go shopping for Groceries. Pandemonium ensues, Rated T for mentions of sexual perversion. Stark/Harribel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - C. Stark, T. Harribel
Elfen Lied: Interruption by cartoonpsycho888999 reviews
Chaos ensues when I, being the egotistical prick I am, decide to insert myself into two years after the series.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009
Empty Shell by The Layman reviews
Itagki Ai, aka. "Shell", realizes that Beyond Birthday may be more dangerous than she thought. X-overs with various other anime and manga. Rated M for disturbing images, paranoia, and torture.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - BB - Complete
Grimmjow's World: Episode One by thefirstespada reviews
Spin-Off of Stark's World also written by me Grimmjow finds refuge in the human world. Though his destructive actions lead him to trouble. Grimmjow\Nel, Foul Language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Misjudged by The Layman reviews
Raito's Light's world has just been throw to choas. Why is all this happening to him, and why is his family involved? Warning; paranoia and violence in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Light Y., Misa A., Sayu Y. - Complete
Alucard and Edward by Skrita reviews
What would happen should they meet? I think we all know. Rated for slight brutality.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Emori Kimidori by superstarultra reviews
When she discovers what a useless minor character she is, Emiri Kimidori does the unthinkable... SHE GOES EMO! Can Kyon and the others snap her out of it or will Emiri be doomed to a life of razorblades, bad poetry, and eyeliner? ...Maybe.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emiri K., Kyon - Complete
Deep end by The Layman reviews
Saya has finally gone off the deep end, and her blood-lust is unquenchable. Nothing can fill it. Not even family... M for violence and terror.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Saya, Kai - Complete
Bleached Memories by PompeyMagnus reviews
My first Bleach fanfic, according to some the best Bleach fanic ever, please read and review! A new Arc! Will the past that Yoruichi and Urahara seek to bury come back and haunt them? What're Aizen plans, can Ichigo stop a new menace? MANY ROMANTIC PAIRS
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,942 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Guitar Hero: Dirge of Fantasia by Emerald Sonata reviews
In an alternate and medieval reality, there exist a war between the dark King's Royalgard army and young individuals who wield the power of Rock, called Guitar Heroes. Based from "GH III: Legends of Rock". Real game songs included. Original Characters.
Guitar Hero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
The Reapers duel! by The Moogle Shinigami reviews
An odd phone call, some odd pins, people threatening to "delete" them and a hundred other Shinigami trying to survive a game. What does this mean? Trouble for Ichigo and the rest that's what. Slightly IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
BLEACHed Black: Book 1 The Arrival by moonfangpiercerofheaven reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has faced Hollows, Soul Reapers, and Arrancar. This time he must fight against an enemy that has not been seen for thousands of years. An enemy that is hell bent on destroying the Soul Society. And what do they want...him Spoilers,IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,038 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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KyON! reviews
Starting a high school band is nothing special right? Not like it's anything serious. But when Haruhi decides to start a band that just might change. When the SOS Brigade enters a battle of the bands sparks will fly, love will blossom and the world will come to the brink of total destruction. Once again, it's all up to Kyon to save his friends and the world from anihilation
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 118,963 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kyon, Mio A.
Bleached Aliens reviews
Rukia Kuchiki, lone survivor of the terror on-board the Nostromo, thought her nightmare was over. She was wrong. When contact with a colony on LV-246 is lost Rukia is sent in to investigate alongside a squad of heavily armed marines. But the only thing waiting for them out there is the most fearsome creature to have ever lived- the xenomorph! And this time there's more than one!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Alien/Xenomorph, Rukia K.
Mortal Kombat: Afterlife reviews
A vicious warlord holds a tournament, winner takes all, including the home worlds of the fallen. Soul Society and Hueco Mundo are pitted against each other as well as Karakura's finest warriors. They must fight for freedom...And their lives.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,549 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shao Kahn, S. Aizen
Bleached Metal 3: Ascension reviews
Having bested Stan, Soul Reaper became the Gods of Metal only to announce their retirement. Whilst the band mates go their separate ways chaos reigns among the metal community and with no-one to lead them the battle for supremacy begins. Meanwhile an old foe lurks in the shadows seeking vengeance. Its time for Soul Reaper to rise again and save the world through the power of rock!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Black Cat 2: Bad Luck reviews
Sequel to New Bounty. Aizen has captured Eve and Rukia and with the Hogyoku in his grasp both worlds are in grave danger. On the brink of war, Chronos is mobilizing but a small band of heroes enter enemy ground to break out their friends and defeat Aizen.
Crossover - Bleach & Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,012 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Train H., Eve
Gunslinger Girl: Ultima Resistenza reviews
When an Italian Special Forces unit loses contact the Social Welfare Agency is sent in to investigate. But when the mission goes horribly wrong the girls and their handlers lose sight of their orders and take matter into their own hands.
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jose/Giuseppe, Henrietta
Blaze of the Heart reviews
Shana and Yuji fought for love, only for it to end in tragedy. But hope is not lost! Somewhere Yuji's torch still burns. Shana will do anything to bring him back, even if it means waging war against the guardians of the afterlife - the Gotei 13 - alone.
Crossover - Bleach & Shakugan no Shana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rukia K., Shana
Storm Of Blades reviews
7 years after the tragedy in the North two claymores are sent to scout the since abandoned town of Pieta. There are buried secrets in the desolate little town and once uncovered the world as they know it will be changed forever!
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Clare, Raki
101 More Ways To Kill Edward Cullen reviews
He's still alive. The plague known as Twilight is still spreading and there is only one solution. Edward Cullen must die...Again! Read on as Alucard and a host of other heroes from anime, games, books and movies kill Edward again...And again...And again!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Alucard, Edward
The World Of The Living Dead reviews
Sequel to Dead are Undead. Alice and Karin are left with no-where to run so they head back into the heart of the apocalpse to meet their doom. Mayuri's nefarious plan to create the 'Ultimate being' goes horribly wrong. Strong horror & violence. Beware!
Crossover - Bleach & Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,242 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Ichigo K., Alice - Complete
Needless Aggression reviews
Simeon has fallen, but the Black Spot is still in a state of chaos. Fierce new needless are rising from the shadows to claim it for themselves, but a certain priest wont allow it! Explosions, action, perversion, crack and more explosions!
Needless/ニードレス - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011 - A. Blade, Eve N.
Bleached Metal: The B Sides reviews
The world's greatest metal band Soul Reaper discuss just about anything in a collection of lost interviews. From the mundane, to the taboo to the downright retarded, Soul Reaper leave no stone unturned in this unusually fascinating look at modern life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Kyon Likes The Red Room reviews
Rumours circulate of a website: The Red Room. If you find it you die. Kyon seeks to prove it is just a hoax, but as North High students start disappearing it becomes unclear. Desperate to uncover the truth, Kyon searches for The Red Room. Do you like-?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Death & The Confused Kid 2 reviews
My holiday ended in a war that nearly wiped out Karakura town, but I enjoyed my stay so much that I've moved here permanently! The only problem is that the life of a 15 year old Aussie substitute shinigami isn't easy. I sense something dangerous... SI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Bleached Halloween reviews
A black comedy about Halloween. Ichigo and Rukia are about to experience a Halloween unlike any other. There will be tricks, treats, monsters, animal sacrifice, blood, guts, a coffin full of laughs and a crazy ride through the world of nightmares! Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Alucard vs Life reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Twilight of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Haruhi finds a bunch of DVDs in a bargain bin. One of them is called Twilight. She has high expectations because its about vampires...Ha! Yeah right! Once again it's up to Kyon to stop Haruhi from going on a rampage and destroying the world as we know it!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Bleach Christmas 3 reviews
Its Christmas time again and while Ichigo and Rukia dread their innevitable holiday misfortune tragedy strikes right outside their door. The two decide to nurse an old foe back to good health and ensure they have a Merry Christmas! And so hilarity ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Bleached Metal 2: Encore reviews
Soul Reaper are back for another wild adventure involving sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, booze-fuelled mayhem, parties, awkward conversations, lies, three sixes, heavy f*** metal, death and Satan! Did I mention Metal? Its one crazy ride on the Highway to Hell!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Claws reviews
Sven is a lazy detective with borderline insomnia. Eve is a bright young girl. A series of brutal murders brings them together and what follows is a harrowing tale of violence and loss. Can Sven end the bloodshed before its too late? Reader beware...
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sven V., Eve - Complete
Black Fang, White Moon reviews
SPOILERS AHEAD! Aizen is defeated but at a terrible cost. Ichigo Kurosaki has lost his powers and with it, the one he loved. New enemies appear and without his aid all seems lost. Can he save the precious White Moon from the overpowering darkness?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,630 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Bianual Fanfiction Party reviews
Its been two years and I've decided to celebrate with a bunch of our most beloved anime and movie characters. Seras gets drunk, Alucard kills Edward, Sven discovers Eve's 'new job', Ichigo and Rukia kiss and Kon get's killed by an Easter egg! 100% crack!
Crossover - Hellsing & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Alucard, Kon - Complete
Bleached Alien reviews
Alien with Bleach characters. An unwanted visitor boards the commercial towing vessel, the Nostromo. It is the ultimate killing machine and it is out for blood! In space, no-one can save your soul. Co-written with The Layman.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Rukia K. - Complete
Bleach Christmas 2 reviews
It's that time of year again. Ichigo is having more bad luck and Rukia is acting strange again. Last Christmas was a trial, will this Christmas be a nightmare? Contains adult themes, coarse language and a stocking full of crack Not the drug, the humour
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen reviews
I hate him. You hate him. He's that pale bastard who has made teenage girls think vampires can be your soul-mate and practically defacated on the vampire legend. To ease the pain read 101 retarded deaths & stay tuned for the Hellsing cameos and many more!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Black Cat: New Bounty reviews
Sven and Eve are broke. They need money desperately and their hope is in the huge bounty for a young girl in Karakura town, but things aren't as they seem in the quiet little town. Sven's about to learn there are worse things in life than wanted criminals
Crossover - Bleach & Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,504 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Sven V., Eve - Complete
Rec 2: Still Rolling reviews
Angela has survived. Pablo is badly wounded, but alive. Both must try and escape, still armed with their camera, but what awaits outside could be far more terrifying than anything they ever saw in the apartments. Gore, coarse language and zombies.
REC - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
The Cage 2: The Hunt reviews
Rukia thought it was all over. She was no longer trapped in the nightmarish prison, she was safe...but it seems that the conspiracy is not over. Kisuke was only a pawn, now the true mastermind is in town and he has made plans for the girl who escaped.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,598 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rukia K., Kaien S. - Complete
Angel With Demon Wings reviews
Rukia is an unfortunate sufferer of Multiple Personality Disorder. Her split personality is a sadistic and murderous girl called Hisana and Rukia must sruggle to gain control of herself before her world is destroyed. Contains gore and extreme violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Rukia K., Hisana K. - Complete
Bleached Metal reviews
Ichigo aquires a taste for extreme music and so does Rukia. Both dream of becoming metal legends and so they start a band. What follows is a series of strange auditions, weird fans, brutal gigs, riots, accidents, jokes and retardedness. Enjoy and rock on!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,948 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Dead Are Undead reviews
Soul Society is overrun by flesh-eating zombies after a laboratory explodes. In the World of the living, a mysterious virus with similar effects had spread. Who can you trust, when your allies themselves, are the souls of the dead!
Crossover - Bleach & Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,660 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Mayuri K., Alice - Complete
Death & The Confused Kid reviews
It was supposed to be a holiday! Instead, I walked into a world of creepy ghosts and monsters and this kid at school who runs around with a giant sword. I can feel myself being drawn into something dangerous...and I want to know more! SI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Clown : reviews
Clown', the psychotic cannibal who preyed upon Karakura, scarring its residents for life. He was killed in cold blood by a young rookie cop years ago...or so it seemed. Someone wants revenge and nothing will stop him. Extended edition Chapter 1.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hellsing: 1000 Eyes reviews
Seras is a new recruit to the Hellsing organisation. She was only trained in simple police duties, now she is thrown into a brutal world of undead monsters. A simple freak seems bad enough, but when a true vampire arrives, hell is unleashed!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Seras, Alucard - Complete
Bleach Christmas reviews
It's almost Christmas and Ichigo is experiencing the worst luck he has ever had and Rukia relives her troubled past. Will they still have a merry Christmas? Contains many dirty jokes, sarcasm, and festive awkwardness. Enjoy or Santa will spit on you!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hellsing: Operation Twilight reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Alien vs Predator: Extinction reviews
A group of miners are attacked by a strange creature and marines are sent in to investigate. The humans soon realise they are trapped in a vicious war between two alien races and that the only way to survive is to drive the other races...to extinction!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Karakura Cops 2: Broken Shield reviews
It's been a year since the terrorist group 'Espada' attacked Karakura. The survivors struggle to return to their normal lives but Ulquiorra returns. With no other option, Ichigo and the others must return to the force to end the war once and for all!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Gods of Battle, Gods of Death reviews
Strange figures resembling the grim reaper appear. They kill hollows, but also the innocent souls they are supposed to protect. Can Soul Society conquer this new threat or will the 'reapers' defeat them.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Cage reviews
Rukia is framed for an armed robbery and sent to a remote prison called 'The Cage.' Rukia must try and stay alive in world full of insane and dangerous criminals. She must also find Ichigo, the man who 'saved' her the night she was arrested.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Rukia K. - Complete
Revenge of the Shadows reviews
Sequel to 'faceless' First they attacked Karakura town. Then it was Soul Society. Now...Everything must die! The sinister mastermind behind the attacks will show their face and release a sea of blood! Is this the end of Karakura town and Soul Society!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Faceless reviews
Sequel to Hell On Earth. A whole district in Rukongai is massacred and Ichigo is the suspect. Would Ichigo really do such a thing? It's up to Ichigo's friends to save him from execution and find the real killer.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Karakura Cops reviews
Soul Society opens a police station in Karakura town after Renji watches an action movie. It seems fun until a criminal organisation all dressed in white begin to terrorize the small town...and its police force.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hell on Earth reviews
A forgotten foe returns with vengeance on his mind as he leads the armies of hell in a furious battle against Soul Society, The world of the living and a shinigami with orange hair. Warning- Gore,coarse language and adult references. Re-write in progress.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete