Kinetic Sleeper
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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902052, Profile Updated: 08-28-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Shugo Chara!, Penguin Brothers, and Vocaloid.

Greetings For those who are remotely interested, a few not-so-interesting facts about myself

Name: You can call me Kinetic Sleeper, Kinetic, Sleeper, KS, Bumblebee... Whatever you want really.

Hobbies: Reading, browsing FF, watching anime, reading manga...the usual.

Current favourite song: Moondance by Van Morrison

Current favourite anime: Angel Beats!

Fanfics I'm waiting for (updates, I mean):

'Who I Am' by TwinTrouble

'Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands' by MKofGod

'Muddling Through' by Lyeundu

'Unplanned Paternity' by TwinTrouble


Random thoughts/quotes

Don't you hate it when you randomly click on somebody's profile and it's reeeeaaaaally long, and you get caught up reading the whole thing, then when you get to the bottom you find out they've haven't actually written a story? -_-

I am a ninja, therefore God does not exist. God is meant to be able to see everything, but ninjas cannot be seen.

I don't mean to be troublesome. It's just the way I am.

M: Hey KS, you smell really nice today.

KS: Yea, it's my new lemon and lime shower gel. I come out everyday smelling like a dishwashing detergent.


Now, you people have had enough of my profile. Go do something better with your life.

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Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Girl at the Missions Desk by uzumaki rakku reviews
There's a girl who sits behind the missions desk in the Anbu building. She may and may not be a person. She may and may not have a name. "Important enough to be noticed but never significant enough to be worth hopes and dreams." Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2011 - OC - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Static by In Open Air reviews
Iruka suspects that Kakashi has lost something important.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Delirium by Silberias reviews
Kakashi and Sakura's eldest son suffers from a "Can-do" attitude. He gets it from both his parents. A story composed of glimpses of a family and how they got there. Crossposted to Ao3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,839 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Letters From A Dead Girl by train to greenwich reviews
She gives you a cold empty smile and invites you into her cold empty twisted little world, and you are pulled in regardless.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Muddling Through by Lyeundu reviews
Kakashi struggles to adapt to a new role after taking custody of his sensei's son in the wake of the Kyuubi attack. *Spoiler warning inside* baby Naruto; additional characters: Mikoto, Gai, Jiraiya, Iruka, Shikaku, Sandaime, Inoichi, Anko, Ebisu, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
You Learn Not to Scream by uzumaki rakku reviews
In Anbu, they teach you not to scream. And you will remember, because there is no such thing as an ex-Anbu. Written after some sudden inspration. Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 13,229 - Follows: 5,196 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Play Date by Beff reviews
Sakumo's in trouble. How does a tired dad deal with a bored Kakashi, the three-year-old prodigy? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paperwork Ninja Memories by Goldenkizamu reviews
Greatest stories never told. Update: The Ring!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Subliminal by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed's always ready to offer his alchemical services to help towns in trouble. But he's got something else on his mind...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Worth Getting To Know by In Open Air reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi go on a mission into Grass Country, which makes Iruka believe in the necessity of second impressions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,920 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Time by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,854 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
As Time Goes By by Calico Jay reviews
Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 722 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
New Time, New Place by snekochan reviews
Rosette and Chrono weren't supposed to die. The Angels of Peace have sent the souls of the unlucky pair to the year 2006, in hopes to bring them together. Unfourtunatly, new Rosette doesn't seem to like the idea...especially not her new, weird land lord!
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 230,649 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Short Sword by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Zabuza is a reflection, too dangerous to allow to live. Kakashi tells him so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Genius Under Fire by sna reviews
On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Skin Deep by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to the Chuunin exams. Kakashicentric. Talent comes up a lot in the Naruto series, but it can cause more problems than it solves.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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Two Sides To the Tale reviews
While Kakashi had officially resigned [been dismissed in order stabilise his mental health] from the ANBU eight years ago, he was never surprised when they turned up uninvited.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hokage of All reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on different characters as Kage, fighting the insecurities they feel in their position.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011
Tying Up the Loose Ends reviews
After two years, Hina is back from France. She learns that many things have changed during her absence...not all of them good. ON HIATUS.
Penguin Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Hitobashira Alice, a FanFic reviews
Four Alices, lost in a dream, a strange dream indeed, which they can never escape...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Rima vs Nagihiko reviews
Ever since they first met, Rima and Nagihiko have been worst enemies. Competing for Amu's friendship and attention, it seems unlikely their feelings will ever change. But what happens when the unlikely starts to become reality?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,138 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Trying to Read in PEACE reviews
Poor Kakashi-sensei is trying to find a quiet place to read his perverted books. Unfortunately, certain ninja pupils of his are intent on disturbing his peace...Has been rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete