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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902097, Profile Updated: 01-04-14
Author has written 8 stories for RENT, Harry Potter, Supernatural, StarTrek: The Original Series, Bones, and Ironman.

Over-Sharing About Myself (Feel free to skip. No, really):

yes, I am female, as are, ironically, most slashers in general. I'm Bi. I'm 24. I'm from Texas. I dropped out of trade school to become an auto technician, which is like a mechanic only it pays better, and now I'm taking basic core classes at a community college until I come up with a "Life Plan". I read possibly more than is actually healthy for me. I'm addicted to caffeine. I take anti-depressants to compensate for my chronic depression, by which I mean a chemical imbalance in my brain, not "my life makes me very sad so my shrink gave me drugs". I have only ever been in one real serious relationship, and she dumped me for a male 6'something" Nazi fundamentalist jack ass who throws fits because she listens to Katie Perry. I am still a bit resentful; Read: "I want to eviscerate him with a spork". I have allergies that make me unable to breathe through my nose in the spring and fall. But that's ok, cause apparently, when you pay attention in martial arts class, you learn how to flip people bigger than your upside down and smash their faces into the floor, so my dignity remains intact. Also, I just learned how to make chain maile and I'm working on learning ASL. I am grossly over-educating myself; it's my own kind of gluttony.






Stargates SG-1 and Atlantis

Iron Man and assorted Marvel comics, usually as related to Iron Man

Dukes of Hazzard (no fic as of yet)


Marauders' Era Harry Potter (as defined by my overactive imagination)

Moonlight (to date, all my fic in this fandom is not worth the space it occupies on my computer)

Sherlock Holmes (mostly as played by Robert Downey Jr., who is awesome and amazing, but Sherlock's pretty kick ass all around.)

The title "Hotson" for Jude Law as John Watson.

Assorted fic that may come and go as I get flashes of lame inspiration from my lazy-ass muse.

About The Actual Fic:

Ok, so...I write lots of fanfic. I never seem to finish it, though, so if you have a problem with never resolved cliffhangers? My stuff is probably not right for you. Unless it's a one-shot or part of a prompt table or something.

Slash. I'm telling you right now: It's all going to be slash. Probably melodramatic slash, with plot devices that make little to no sense. I mostly write fics to indulge one single idea for a scene, and the rest of the fic is all build up, or lame explanation. I'll try to stick to posting stuff that isn't like that, but I make no guarantees.

Also, as of yet, I have no Beta except sorta-a-friend-but-she-wont-pick-up-her-damn-phone-or-listen-to-my-voice-messages-or-get-on-AIM-or-check-her-email. So, essentially, I have no Beta. But I would feel bad if I tried to replace her. She's been reading my stuff since middle school.

Last but not least, I am a crossover junkie. Nearly all of my stuff is written so I can have certain characters interact who never would because they come from different universes.

Obligatory Blanket Disclaimer:

I own nothing. Seriously. I think my parents still legally own my empty water bottles, so, no, I do not own any recognizable characters or backstory. Such plot as may be is mostly of my own invention. Whedon is God, Kripke is Jesus, Johnathan Larson is the Holy Ghost, and Stan Lee is totally Hugh Hefner. I mean no offense by what I write, I just love the stuff too much not to indulge.

Favorite Quotes:

Supernatural: "Dude, you're confusing reality with porn. again."

Buffy/Angel: "Not in the science love, in the poetry. Some big ugly's trying to rip my heart out, I'm gonna try to rip his out first."

Firefly: "I've been under fire. Well, I was in a fire. Well, no. Actually, I was fired, from a fry cook opportunity."

RENT: "Speeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

Stargate SG-1: "It's turned off now. At least, we think so. it's... stopped glowing, and that usually means it's off." inches away from device

Stargate Atlantis: "Well, that's great, but the cockpit is regrettably demolecularized at the moment so..."

Iron Man: "Listen, if Tony says it's going to work, no matter how insane it seems... it usually works. Usually."

Captain America: "If you mean have I been aiding him in reassembling the device I already built for you once, which you fools carelessly allowed to be damaged, then yes."

Avengers: "This is so embarrassing. It's one of MY bad guys. I knew somehow this would be my fault."

Dukes of Hazzard: "YeeeeeeeeeHAW!"

Bones: "What part of your head did you hit?" "The part above my shoulders."

Moonlight: "You say that now. You're only 90. You've never been chased by a torch-bearing mob."

Sherlock Holmes: "I'm not upset. You are misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples."

Re: "Hotson": "THANK you! I think I at least should get a side-hotson."

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Bones of the Reaper by steamfan reviews
st xi kink 13 fill - Bones is really John Grimm, and thanks to a cracked skull during an away mission, his cover is blown. This is a Gen friendship story, no slash or kink.
Crossover - Doom & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,963 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones
A Learning Experience by Kahuna Burger reviews
Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Awakening of Destiny by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
As a powerful sorcerer arrives in Camelot in search of Emrys, Merlin will have to defend the kingdom from the shadows. But he can only keep his magic a secret for so long before he is forced to reveal his true power and his identity to the court.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Take a Long Line by Derry reviews
Winchester isn't stupid. Dangerous, unpredictable and often reckless. But definitely not stupid. So there has to be a good reason that, knowing full well that he's on the FBI's radar, Dean Winchester brazenly walked into a Federal Building.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Don E., Dean W. - Complete
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Stark Trek reviews
Tony Stark knows multi-verse theory. The photon torpedoes are still a bit of a surprise. Just a blurb. may or may not evolve into a real fic.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, A. E. Stark/Tony
Seven Days reviews
Sappy little ficlet written for RENT 100 prompt: Days. Some times Mark wonders about time. Some times he just doesn't care.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Mark C., Roger D.
And By 'Get Out More', I Mean 'Meet More LARPers' reviews
Crack!fic based on episode 4x18, and a line from Kroki-Refur's Episode Review of Doom: "HAHAHA OMG LARPING. You guys, SamnDean are larping! THAT IS AWESOME!" So...what if SPN was one epic LARP reaching its end?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Salting Bones reviews
Bones/Supernatural xover. Dean and Sam, recently caught by the FBI, are convinced to help with a case that has no clues but those the boys offer. Looots of exposition, sadly. But there's a few moments in there worth the whole rest put together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Dean W., S. Booth
Two Boys for Christmas reviews
A continuation of a fic told from Dean's POV. This is from John's. pre-series. Dean likes a girl at school and gets her a gift, then is told that they'll be leaving soon. John hopes that his boys can look out for each other, because he keeps failing them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Only in Greenwich reviews
This is essentially crack!fic that aspires to a plot and fails. Deep down it knows it's meant to be profound! The problem is no one else does. Sirius runs from a fight with Remus to the States where Roger is running from a fight with Mark. Slash M/R S
Crossover - Harry Potter & RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sirius B., Roger D. - Complete
Blue reviews
For RENT 100 prompt table: "Outsides". M/R slash. Although if you squint and jump through some mental hoops it might be perceived as friendship.Roger has seen that blue before. He just can't put his finger on where. more than a drabble, not yet a fic.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
written in response to the RENT 100 prompt table: "Days". Mark and Roger live together. Mark and Roger hang out with friends. Mark and Roger attempt to be slightly-less-starving artists. What does Mark's beloved camera do? mentions slash M/R . One-shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete