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Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

"Creativity and effort... this is art, regardless of the creation."

"Anyone who draws, photographs, writes, performs, designs, sculpts, builds, sketches or paints is an artist, regardless of talent or opinion."

Hello! :D

I am mousers! My big fandom just now is APHetalia, so expect a good bit of it :D I'm also into Ouran High School Host Club (though the manga recently is getting up my ass a little... it's so irritatingly like a bad fan fiction), Harry Potter and a little bit of Night at the Museum (hey, I'm not going to lie) amongst many many others. I'm a Scot, I speak fluent(...?) English and a little bit of French, even less of Spanish, and even less Italian, so if I've reviewed in French or Spanish or Italian and offended you with my horrible language skills, I apologise. Being Scottish makes me a Brit, too, so I'll spell "colour" with a "u" and maybe even "trousers" instead of "pants"... Ach. I'm not untrustworthy, but tend to procrastinate and forget to do a lot of things, so I do apologise if I seem like an unreliable person. I'm pretty loud, some would say annoying... however, I would say brilliant. ( I'm so modest~ :D)

Movies

Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Kick Ass, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, The Dark Knight, Across the Universe, The Brothers Grimm, Slumdog Millionaire, Persepolis... and Scott Pilgrim and Paint It White are sure to be awesome! XD

Comedians

Russell Howard, Dylan Moran, Dara O'Briein, Lee Mack, Hugh Dennis, Marcus Brigstoke, Micheal McIntyre, Sean Lock, Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Dane Cook, Rich Hall... a spattering, really.

Upcoming Stuff-

Sauce - NorthxSouth Italy smut for Oob.

Untitled - PolandxLiet for Nima.

It's A Wonderful Life! - The Depression. Alfred wishes he'd never been born! Enter the guardian angel and I think we can see where this is going...

Red Plastic Cups - Arthur feels the need to question Alfred's latest session of "hanging out with friends".

Funny Crap

I lol'd at L's mask in Death Note 2: The Last Name. If you did too, copy and paste this to your profile.

"The impossible becomes possible when you are awesome!" - Rhino, BOLT

"He's like a Pandora's Box of kinkiness..." - Oobeley Doobeley, about Kyouya xDDD

"Have you seen '50 First Deeds'? I mean, 'The President's Deed'?" - Mon frere XDD

"You're obviously confused and aroused!" - Zapp Brannigan

Jason Mraz: American Musician. Fond of hats.

We all heart Sheldon.

"And then they wear hot pants and you see Jesus's foot..." - boog
"...squeak." - Oobs

"This jenny long legs landed on my face and started screaming and I couldn't stop crying..." - Rhio-bob.

"You're straddling my calf..." - Oobleley.

"Carfalonia!"

"I just found my mascarca!"

"SHEER WILLPOWER!"

"He can heat up my bum ;D" - Oobeles, about Daniel Radcliffe

M:"Did you even do any homework?!"
R:"We did French!"
M:"Doing France doesn't mean you did French!"
R:"... Awwww."

"You're a two-bit bum!"
"I'll bum you!"

"Anyway, she was going out with her girlfriend... yes, she's a lesbian-"
"I'll 'lesbian' you!"
"... please don't."

(whilst talking about a chicken called Alfred)
"... he can climb in my cockpit! Well, not the chicken, that'd just be chaotic..."

Remember kids, catch, bin, and kill your manatees.

"It's Ludwig, Kiku and Fellatio" - Rhio-Bob :'D

"I love you."
"What?"
"Uh, I said... olive juice."
"Olive juice?"
"Olive juice you too..."
~ Family Guy :D

"She's so tired, she's dead!"

"Je m'appelle "Barack Obama." Je suis le presidente de l'Etats-Unis. Je m'entends tres bien avec ma femme, Michelle. J'aide a la maison blanche - je passe l'aspirateur."
- "My name is "Barack Obama". I am the president of the United States. I get on very well with my wife, Michelle. I help around the White House - I do the hoovering."
~ A genius in my French class XD

"Your eyes are watering like the Eiffel Tower!"

“Please Alfred,” England pleaded. “Grit me!” - Descent on the Summit XDDD

"Romano cringed. Getting caught putting a hit out by Veneziano was like getting caught jerking off by the Pope. Both of them had happened to Romano on multiple occasions." -'Two Ways About It' (Best. Line. Ever.)

Me :"He can yank my doodle!"
Rhio-bob: "That'd be dandy!

"Whose loin is it anyway?"

"It's a shame that Britain is, in essence, America's bitch."
"What do you want, a mini fridge?"

"Ah, the Ukraine... they don't fuck about."

Mum: (Whilst watching a slow-mo version of the American bobsleigh team) "They seem much slower than the last time they went down..."

"From Greece to Japan... I'm like a pairing bee!"

"How much more fun would religion be if Jesus' name was Axtron?"

"Heathcliff, it's me, it's Cathy... I've wrote you a poem!"

Rich: "Weren't you two mugged down there?"
Noel: "Yeah, we were. He was trying to escape when he was full of curry."
Julian: "What?"
Noel: "You were scurrying away from chavs on a bellyful of curry and about six Guinesses."
Julian: "... ah, yes, I remember."

Heckler: Fuck off!
Noel Fielding: Imagine how weak the show would be if I fucked off, sunshine. Imagine how much it would be improved if you did.

"Great, now I have Hitler at the window and Kaiser Wilhelm in my bathtub."
(I think that may be one of the best things I've ever said. XD)

"Politics is like a bird. You need a left wing and a right wing or you're going to fly around in circles. But when it comes to Parliament, it's a load of fat middle-aged men in ill-fitting suits shouting about politics at four in the morning. It's a lock-in. And we're buying the drinks." - Al Murray

"I wish I could say I feel sorry for you for having such an oblivious lover, but I really don't like you." - France, "Bottoms up!"

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Descent On The Summit by Kyasarina reviews
The British Isles throughout their history. Pairings vary with the time frame, but mainly US/England, France/Scotland, Canada/Wales and Ireland/Australia. Discontinued/complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 4,432 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Collective Analysis of a Former Delinquent by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Arthur Kirkland discovers why he hates everything. Especially Alfred, the Italian mafia, and the French detective that isn't very good at his job. But, with emphasis on Alfred. :Slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
Dating Advice for Germans and Americans by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Ludwig and Alfred have one thing in common: questionable taste in the people they turn to for expert dating advice. Novel length and complete. G/It, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
Stay With You by George deValier reviews
Germany lies defeated and alone in the aftermath of the Battle of Berlin... but not everyone has abandoned him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Seeds of Glory by orangepencils reviews
America overhears a conversation between France and England and misinterprets the entire thing. He naturally blows everything out of proportions and England has to help him out. All of this over the double meaning of the word "seed".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'd rather read the funnies by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - France - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Empires of Flesh by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
.alternate universe. ; .Austria/Hungary. ; A tale of how an Empire rose and fell, of how two people fell in love, and of how Roderich Edelstein was utterly unprofessional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
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When The Sun Goes Down reviews
"There's a girl in your bed." Adult themes and bad language. Fem!Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Luna Lunera reviews
Berlin, 1988. Nothing is wrong. It's just a temporary hitch, part of a bigger plan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Spain, Prussia
Worth A Shot reviews
He was asking a mollusc for football predictions. But he had to know. Short and a little cracky, based on a true story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Germany
Wowmigosh! reviews
Poland has a totally awesome idea, which opens the floor for a pun. Pointless little drabble with a beautifully bad joke, guarenteed to make you groan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Poland, England/Britain - Complete
Historias reviews
Romano is confronted with the possible destruction of one of his most precious possessions. It's for exactly this reason that he likes to keep it away from prying eyes. Honest. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
Forgiveness reviews
The sky had tried to welcome a slaughtered dawn, and all it had done was stain the lightening black into a deep, blood crimson, dripping with black ash clouds. The world was really not such a beautiful place. GerIta angst, with ending fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
I'm Not Jealous! reviews
Romano helps his brother build a tower, but it doesn't go according to plan. Rated for Lovi's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Fireflies reviews
-"Lightning bug? What are you looking at? They're fairies." CanadaxWalesOC. Drabble one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Canada - Complete
Buon Natale! reviews
Italy's starting to plan his Christmas celebrations, and he needs Germany's hou- help. Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
By The Dawn's Early Light reviews
The American revolution, and Canada's not sure if he's proud of his brother. Canada's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Canada, America
Backfire reviews
Australia's sick of this- who's England to tell him what to do? But when you're a little colony, you need a hand... luckily, America's up for some pranking. OC Australia. BTS. Twoshot.Rated for England's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Vulnerable reviews
He felt so vulnerable, a chill coursed through him, unable to stop his breath quickening, or the tears starting to itch his cheeks. "Please... don't hurt me." Dark, character death, intense drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - N. Italy
Domovoi reviews
The Allies are thouroughly creeped out by Ivan, who's never explained his own personal history. If only they knew. Human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Russia