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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

You don't really want to know about me so I will keep this short and sweet.

I write. I'm a mom. I'm a descriminating Twilight fan fiction reader and ocassionally it sucks me in and I feel compelled to write outside my day job. God help us.

My busy life and a bit of boredom with the story prevented me from completing NW and so I am officially on hiatus with the story. Someday I may finish it. Thank you all for your reviews and support.

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Newspaper War Visuals:

Chapter 2:

Bella's lingerie

http://www.herroom.com/Le-Mystere-2114-Sophie-Lace-Underwire-Bra.shtml

http://www.herroom.com/Le-Mystere-2614-Sophie-Lace-Boyshort-Panties.shtml

Chapter 3:

Emmett's Hemi

http://www.diecastfast.com/diecast/DCF/PROD/H61-50653

Gas Works Park

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7738 - Favs: 6,688 - Follows: 7,525 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 12682 - Favs: 6,070 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 5886 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20803 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14094 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 6,906 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5793 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
Innocence - A Forbidden Love. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12393 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6503 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Changing My Course by twilover76 reviews
Sparks fly when two strangers collide in the dark. Will Edward star in Bella's future, or will the politics of her life be too much for him to handle? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,642 - Reviews: 6097 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10564 - Favs: 7,218 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,479 - Follows: 8,899 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19952 - Favs: 12,648 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dancing In The Dark by jaxon22 reviews
"You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark. This gun's for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark." Immersed in a world of dance, drink, drugs, and women, Edward Cullen is the ultimate bachelor. Until he receives a late night phone call that changes everything. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,612 - Reviews: 6151 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Edward, Bella
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,359 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caged by Savage7289 reviews
This is not made for TV. This is the raw, brutal underground of no-holds-barred combat. Inside the cage there is nothing but me and the pain I inflict on those who dare enter. In the cage, I never had to worry about anyone but myself. When she started standing outside of it, everything changed. I was no longer fighting for the money or the glory – I had to fight for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,923 - Reviews: 11301 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bribie by WiddleWombat reviews
Bella finds true love with handsome Aussie Edward when she moves to a tropical Australian island to be with her pregnant mother. Problem is he is the island's most eligible bachelor and Bella is a magnet for trouble. M for lemons. Fully Beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 262,406 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16098 - Favs: 8,630 - Follows: 5,658 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15569 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6052 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8127 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5253 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21192 - Favs: 10,301 - Follows: 7,881 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 5,290 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 7,974 - Follows: 9,647 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 9,695 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 183,065 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12633 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turkey Baster by counselor reviews
Bella is determined to get pregnant. What's the difference if she uses a high tech appliance or a crude flesh appendage, it's all just delivery systems, right? And here he comes now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14455 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 7,824 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12816 - Favs: 7,357 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinnerman by Detochkina reviews
Loss, greed, unfulfilled ambitions, and a ticking clock. Bella finds herself in the middle of another family's drama and while on the mission to help, she loses the track of what's right and what's wrong. Criminal Drama/Romance, Canon pairings, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 213,981 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,254 - Follows: 5,149 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24861 - Favs: 11,486 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12077 - Favs: 5,017 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10308 - Favs: 9,151 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,122 - Follows: 5,674 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22651 - Favs: 13,719 - Follows: 10,581 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33026 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 3,480 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 5694 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7041 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 5,149 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6345 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12179 - Favs: 8,642 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shifting Gears by CarlWard Contest reviews
Edward shows up in Carlisle's driveway, drawn in by his gorgeous Pontiac GTO. Carlisle thinks they just share a love for classic cars…but soon realizes that Edward wants to get under HIS hood. Turns out, pumping isn't just for
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10109 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Into Strangers by mopstyle reviews
Set over the course of five years of an eighteen year friendship, we visit seemingly random, but very specific, times in the ever shifting relationship Bella and Jasper have cultivated through years misunderstanding, manipulation, and obsession.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by AnonySwan reviews
Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonyCullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21115 - Favs: 11,575 - Follows: 7,321 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Priori by mopstyle reviews
Alice, Jasper and Bella are pushing their boundaries physically and emotionally. What happens when the rest of the Cullens move back to Forks? Will Bella be the catalyst of another family feud, or will she be the salvation of one? AxJxB ExB OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,942 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9303 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6565 - Favs: 9,258 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,924 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PunchDrunk by DragonsExist reviews
AU/AH OOC E/B Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4919 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 18531 - Favs: 7,762 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10897 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9224 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13780 - Favs: 10,310 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,626 - Follows: 8,103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6295 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,669 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choice and Consequences by JustBiteMePLease reviews
17 year old Bella is fascinated by the elusive and mysterious Edward Cullen. Will he be all she dreamed of? Or more than she bargained for? And will she still want him when one night changes everything? A/U Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,455 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,941 - Follows: 3,889 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,775 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,151 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5392 - Favs: 5,206 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Dr Cullen and the Hypochondriac by peachylicious reviews
Bella, an obvious hypochondriac, believes she has a brain tumor and will die within a couple years. Edward, a psychologist, is determined to cure his new patient and help her achieve all of dreams before she “perishes”. AH. OOC. Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,633 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
A New Love, A New Life by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Bella and Renesmee come home to a nasty surprise. What happens when Jasper leaves the Cullen's with them and finds there is a new life and a new love waiting for him. After Breaking Dawn- COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,502 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It Was Only His Baby by Juliamine reviews
Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 8,367 - Follows: 3,940 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Stand By You by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship has been rocky so far to say the least...until an event in Bella's life requires the help of Edward. Lust, angst, secret admirers and sororities all take a role in this all-human story based around the gang's college life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,857 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Road to Forgiveness by jezzeria reviews
Bella just found out she's pregnant after a one night stand. Edward is enthralled by this woman who is carrying his child, but Bella has a dark past. Will she be able to let it go and give Edward the chance he deserves? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,292 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9247 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 248 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Sun Continuation by lolafalana reviews
Twilight- EPOV. She was lying on the ground, crumpled, broken, while the pool of blood continued to grow wider underneath her. I took a deep breath and ignored my longing, my lust, my ravenous desire - I focused on the angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,671 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second to None: Tattward OneShot by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
He's a bad boy. She's a book nerd. Neither of them are what they seem. A one-shot for the Tattward & Inkella contest. Edward/Bella, AH. Rated M for inked lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 202 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,201 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,941 - Follows: 5,468 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sharing Bella by LoveMeCullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been dating for 2 years. But what happens when Edward decides he's Bi? Rated M for lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
The Cave by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Alice stumbles into a cave with her rescuer, afterward s some interesting circumstances come out of it. OOC, AxE, Lemon *Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Potiphar's Wife by Twilighter620 reviews
Bella is "Potiphar's Wife" the deadly seductive woman who makes it her goal to bed Carlisle's, "Joseph," Edward Masen. Mature content and based off religious themes. Proceed with caution...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The Manly Art of Wenching by TheThreeSmutketeers reviews
The Three Musketeers and their new companion have stopped at a tavern to drown their woes and bask in the company of some very willing women. In the process, their new companion gets a much needed lesson in the manly art of wenching. SMUTx4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
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High Times in Humboldt
She was the gorgeous, self-assurered co-ed. He was broke and struggling with the isolation of college in a small northern California town. Will her weed operation help him pay tuition or suck him into an underground lifestyle of the criminal variety?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Newspaper Wars reviews
Bella returns to Washington after Renee's death and finds herself in the middle of a newspaper war. Will her ethics survive an a-moral boss? Can she resist competing fishwrap publisher Carlisle's advances? Can she resist his son's? AH/OOC M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,663 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Courthouse Candy reviews
Misfortune reunites old friends as Bella signs on to defend Rose in a comedic courtroom one-shot. Kinky escort shenanigans, check. Schmexy prosecutor Edward Masen, check. Rated M for HOTT. Created as a Wide Awake Rehab Secret Santa gift for Revreg.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete