Author has written 2 stories for Alpha Centauri, Norse Mythology, and Mass Effect.
This is the part were I tell you a little about myself. NO PROFILE FOR YOU! NEXT!
But what you do get is this: If you do not who I am then get out now!
The name is Daval Prestor (a cookie for who ever can guess were I got the name), but if you really want to -sigh- you can call me Wenger. Or call me All Mighty Lord of All That Is, Was, And Will Be. FOR I AM DEA- (looks off screen) What? Oh Yeah sorry. Names Avery. (A contridiction to the above statement I think... Must ponder on this while I scheme my future plans for world domination.)
I enjoy reading H.P. Lovecraft, Harry Turtledove, Richard A. Knaak, David Weber, Neal Stephenson, Naomi Novik.
My favorites bands are: Cradle of Filth, Dark Funeral, Witchery, Metallica, Pantera, AC/DC, Queen, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Lacuna Coil, Slipknot, Gwar, King Diamond, Amon Amarth, L80ETC, Immortal, Deathstars, Danko Jones, Cancer Bats, Touhou Girls, Soundgarden
Favorite Manga/Anime: Hellsing (manga and OVA), Bleach, starting to like Naruto again, Beserk, Gundam(U.C, Zeta, ZZ, Wing, G-Gundam), RoboTech (all of them), Familier of Zero, Trigun, Chibi Vampire.
Favorite Movies: Alien Series, Predator series, Terminator series, Titanic, Avatar, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Sherlock Holmes, Iron Man, Despicable Me, The Expendables, The Avengers.
I am Canadian and I am proud of it.
Fall for the love of me,
When light no longer rose to kiss me,
Her penultimate sighs
Oh, how my rampant desire
God can deny nothing to a De Rais
I conjure you Barron, Satan, Beelzebub
So potent was the star under which I was born
Sometimes I beheaded them
Something thicker than despair
All the evil that I could do has been accomplished
I have begun to write storys again. I am however constrained to writing while at work or at University as my copy of Word has decided to limit me to Limted View Mode only. So yeah, updates will be sporadic at best.
Not to mention that the wireless I was leeching off of finally got passworded so I wont be doing it at home anytime soon...
You say 50 Cent - I say Slayer
You say Lady Gaga - I say Metallica
You say Ice Cube - I say Cradle of Filth
You say Black Eyed Peas - I say Pantera
You say BOB - I say The Offspring
You say Rap - I say Heavy Fucking Metal
You say Hip-Hop - I say Rock N' Roll, Grunge, Punk Rock
You say Hannah fucking Montana - I punch you in the face.
92% of all teenagers have converted over to Rap/HipHop. If you are part of the 8% who still like REAL music copy and paste this into your profile. Do not let the true sound of music die and rot away to the blasphemy that is Rap/HipHop.
You know you live in the year 2000 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you can read it.
Jesus was a Jew. If you feel all Christians are technically Jewish copy and paste this to you're profile.
If you know Michael Jackson and OJ were guilty, copy and paste this into your profile.
Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message to your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Daval Prestor
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
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