Mike The SyrJirk
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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902343, Profile Updated: 04-25-14
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sly Cooper, Star Wars, iCarly, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Hey, there my name is Michael and this my profile! I'm a teenage, male. I like to joke around, and have fun. I love video games, music, good movies, some cartoons, anime, star wars, most vampire books, Jolly Ranchers, and some other stuff. I'm now 17, my B-day is, April 27, I have either REALLY dark brown hair, or black hair, I just can't tell and people tell me I'm either one or the other so they don't help. I'm not very tall, I think I'm only 5'8" actually. I am a black belt in Tae-kwon-do It takes me a while to make up my mind on something sometimes, and that can be a pain. I'm good in Math, Science, English, History, PhyED, lunch, and Spanish. I won my first championship tournament in basketball, when I was 12. It was also my last. It was fun.

Now I'm in high school. Senior year, it's about to end and wow has it gone just so amazingly fast. I remember discovering this website when I was twelve years old and I hopped on the forums and made a bunch of friends in a few RP's. I didn't really know what I was doing back then. I was always a decent writer but never really embraced it seriously until about freshman year. I used to cringe and hardly be able to read what I wrote but since then I've made such strides it's amazing. I'm such a farcry from what I used to be it's jarring to even comprehend.

My first RP forum ever was a Star Wars one for KOTOR. It was a lot of fun. I met two users in particular whom I still regard highly even though they are almost never on anymore if at all: Almostinsane and Rev'ika (Heart Of The Revolution now, she may have changed it again.) They were wonderful writers and I always just kind of struggled to even write with them. They encouraged me and supported me but I just couldn't compare to them. They were really nice and the Star Wars RPs were fun, I just wish we could have finished them.

Next was the Naruto RP and there I've met a multitude of people. The first few people I met were: Kanto (Now Morik), SillySmiley, and Chibi Cho No Gaara. These people were/are amazing. They basically made eighth grade survivable for me and I do not know how I would have made it if I didn't hop on every day and talk to them and RP with them. I still remember them and smile and laugh and sometimes cry because they honestly meant/mean so much to me and the times we had were a blast. I still RP with Kanto and talk with him on a daily basis (Well again, I took a long break for a while.) The other two I do not know where they now roam but I hope they still remember me as well. I would very much like to see them someday. And if you guys are reading this, you're still the awesomest, 10/10 would glomp you guys if I saw you.

Now, I have a few different people I RP with on the daily. But really, I'm just kind of there. I don't really RP but I just try to do what I can be it RP, talk, or just whatever. I just want to make people smile. And I guess I do what I can for that to happen.

I have a youtube account if you like my funny stories then you'll probably like to check this out it's just me talking and making funny videos for you guys so feel free to check it out. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/user/SyrJirk?feature=mhee

My favorite movies: Inglorious Bastards, Wall-E, Toy Story.

My favorite games: Star Wars: KOTOR, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Team Fortress 2, Every Single Half-Life.

My favorite music: Rap, Dubstep, Metal.

My favorite quotes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

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Get to Know Me!!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A long while back.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Heh, no.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope. Someday though.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No not at aaaaaall

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YES

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Rice Krispies
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Not if I can help it.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Not Really
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their face

15. RED OR PINK? Really? I can't have both? Fine, red.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My best friend Peter...

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No. Please. Don't.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Red/black PJ's, no shoes

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Cookies which I baked :)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? George Lopez
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Indigo or Teal or Gold or ANY COLOR
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? My girlfriend ;3

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My brother
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No one sent it to me so yes

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? LaserTag. It counts.
28. EYE COLOR? Brown
29. Do you wear contacts? Nope, probably should though.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Saltines
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings because most scary movies SUCK

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Toy Story 3
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? Black
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses ;D

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cookies :D
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don't know
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? That
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Tess of the d'Ubervilles
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Laptop bitch. Track pad, GET FUCKED.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT: I didn't have my TV on last night. I was just on my laptop.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rain falling on my house, or my girlfriend's calm breathing when she sleeps.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE FROM HOME? Bahamas
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wisconsin
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? No one really

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 3:17 A.M.

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KotOR: Sweet Sixteen by DarthBubbles reviews
Only sixteen years old, Seth Avery goes from unremarkable Republic private to savior of the galaxy. During his quest, he experiences the drama of war, forbidden love, shocking revelations, and the everyday struggle of being a teenager. Mission/OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,378 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2008 - [Revan, Mission V.] Carth O., Bastila S.
Torn by DarthBubbles reviews
Ahsoka Tano befriends another Padawan during the raging Clone Wars, but what will she do when her feelings for him grow? OC/Ahsoka NOW MY MOST POPULAR FIC! R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
Love and Acceptance by Sou7h reviews
Exile/Handmaiden. Someone who loves you doesn't demand perfection but finds it in you. Second chapter could be considered as having spoilers, if that was really going to stop you from reading it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Handmaidens, Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
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Hard Love reviews
Love is Hard. Carly found this out soon after hiding her feelings for Sam. Finally becoming frustrated she's ready to try and take their best friendship to girl friendship but with a worldwide audience, a new beautiful friend, and a multitude of other daunting obstacles Carly, Sam, and Rebecca find out the tribulations of young love. But hey no one said love would be easy.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Carly S., Sam P.] OC
Destiny Unknown
The galaxy, the force, the future. All unpredictable and uncontrollable. Among them the Clone Wars rage and throughout all the tribulations the life of one in this universe brings, Crannick Won-Knun and Ahsoka Tano find themselves linked; struggling to understand and survive the known, and unknown mysteries of their destinies. One thing is certain: Nothing is ever certain.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Ahsoka T., OC]
Rise of the Sith reviews
Alternate ending to "Revenge of the Sith". Obi-Wan fails to defeat Anakin at Mustafar and the fate of the galaxy is propelled into a different direction. Ahsoka is left to take up Obi-Wan's place, luckily she's not alone but is this new destiny of the galaxy for better or for worse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
One Day reviews
A little retelling of the end of Sly 2. Complete with romantic side plot of Carmalita and Sly, and hopefully a little deeper insight from my view. Oneshot, Fluff.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.] - Complete
Only night stand reviews
Sasuke is leaving the leaf village when Sakura confronts him. But this time even his lust for vengeance cannot quench his need for love, even if its just for one night. One shot,fluff. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Special Case of The Old Republic reviews
Dorian Kessel is a special case. He has been trained by the Jedi for reasons unknown to him, and sent out on a mission with little guidance. As he continues throught his adventures havoc, chaos, and oddity ensue. But hey just another day for a Jedi right?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Revan
Revalations reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry stands at Dumbledore's grave and reflects of everything he knew about him...and Voldemort. He finally puts all the pieces together, and realizes everything that had been hiding from him. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Time Schedule reviews
When being assigned the mission of the star forge. Reven takes the council's words literally. Very literally. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete