Mike The SyrJirk
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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902343, Profile Updated: 11-30-13
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sly Cooper, Star Wars, iCarly, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Hey, there my name is Michael and this my profile! I'm a teenage, male. I like to joke around, and have fun. I love video games, music, good movies, some cartoons, anime, star wars, most vampire books, Jolly Ranchers, and some other stuff. I'm now 17, my B-day is, April 27, I have either REALLY dark brown hair, or black hair, I just can't tell and people tell me I'm either one or the other so they don't help. I'm not very tall, I think I'm only 5'8" actually. I am a black belt in Tae-kwon-do It takes me a while to make up my mind on something sometimes, and that can be a pain. I'm good in Math, Science, English, History, PhyED, lunch, and spanish. I won my first championship tournament in basketball, when I was 12. It was also my last.

I love Parkour/Free running and dancing. They both get my pumped up and are fun. I also absolutely enjoy video games and of course writing! I can't forget that I also love playing lasertag at CMP Tactical Lazertag in Milwaukee. If you're in the area and haven't played it go to cmptactical.com and check it out! It's awesome and the best lasertag ever!

I have a youtube account if you like my funny stories then you'll probably like to check this out it's just me talking and making funny videos for you guys so feel free to check it out. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/user/SyrJirk?feature=mhee

My favorite movies: Happen to be too many for me to say.

My favorite games: MW1-2, GoW1-2, Oblivion, KOTOR 1-2, The Force Unleashed, Assassin's creed 1-2, Left 4 dead 1-2, Sly Cooper, and Mirrors edge.

My favorite music: Anything. And I mean anything.

My favorite quotes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

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Get to Know Me!!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A long while back
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Eh

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Oh HELL No
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Meh, maybe.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Rice Krispies
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Not if I can help it.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their shirt.

15. RED OR PINK? Tough choice...red
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? People I've known since I was five

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing shorts and no shoes. :D

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Toaster Strudel, Cherry flavor.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Spongebob Squarepants
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Gold, or maybe some shade of blue.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? A churro. :D

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my Best Friends
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found it

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Basketball
28. EYE COLOR? Brown
29. Do you wear contacts? Nope.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Plums
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies because they are more interesting

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Around the World in 80 days.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? White.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Either

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses ;D

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cookies/Cupcakes.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? IDk.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Above.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Who puts their mouse on a pad? I have a mouse in a cage. Is that what you meant? :P

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT: Star wars, George Lopez.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Techno music or a good beat.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? P@TD...

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Bahamas
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Dancing maybe, I can put my leg behind my head, I'm double jointed in my arms, I can do the splits, I'm more flexible than most people I know. Does that all count? :D

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wisconsin
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? No one really

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 10:52 A.M.

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KotOR: Sweet Sixteen by DarthBubbles reviews
Only sixteen years old, Seth Avery goes from unremarkable Republic private to savior of the galaxy. During his quest, he experiences the drama of war, forbidden love, shocking revelations, and the everyday life of being a teenager. Mission/OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Revan, Mission V.
Torn by DarthBubbles reviews
Ahsoka Tano befriends another Padawan during the raging Clone Wars, but what will she do when her feelings for him grow? OC/Ahsoka NOW MY MOST POPULAR FIC! R&R!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,875 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
Love and Acceptance by Sou7h reviews
Exile/Handmaiden. Someone who loves you doesn't demand perfection but finds it in you. Second chapter could be considered as having spoilers, if that was really going to stop you from reading it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Handmaidens, Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
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Hard Love reviews
Love is Hard. Carly found this out soon after hiding her feelings for Sam. Finally becoming frustrated she's ready to try and take their best friendship to girl friendship but with a worldwide audience, a new beautiful friend, and a disapproving father Carly learns that it might have been easier to keep her feelings to herself. But hey, no one said love was simple or easy.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Carly S., Sam P.] OC
Destiny Unknown
The galaxy, the force, the future. All unpredictable and uncontrollable. Among them the Clone Wars rage and throughout all the tribulations the life of one in this universe brings, Crannick Won-Knun and Ahsoka Tano find themselves linked; struggling to understand and survive the known, and unknown mysteries of their destinies. One thing is certain: Nothing is ever certain.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31 - [Ahsoka T., OC]
Rise of the Sith reviews
Alternate ending to "Revenge of the Sith". Obi-Wan fails to defeat Anakin at Mustafar and the fate of the galaxy is propelled into a different direction. Ahsoka is left to take up Obi-Wan's place, luckily she's not alone but is this new destiny of the galaxy for better or for worse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
One Day reviews
A little retelling of the end of Sly 2. Complete with romantic side plot of Carmalita and Sly, and hopefully a little deeper insight from my view. Oneshot, Fluff.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - [Carmelita F., Sly C.] - Complete
Only night stand reviews
Sasuke is leaving the leaf village when Sakura confronts him. But this time even his lust for vengeance cannot quench his need for love, even if its just for one night. One shot,fluff. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Special Case of The Old Republic reviews
Dorian Kessel is a special case. He has been trained by the Jedi for reasons unknown to him, and sent out on a mission with little guidance. As he continues throught his adventures havoc, chaos, and oddity ensue. But hey just another day for a Jedi right?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Revan
Revalations reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry stands at Dumbledore's grave and reflects of everything he knew about him...and Voldemort. He finally puts all the pieces together, and realizes everything that had been hiding from him. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Time Schedule reviews
When being assigned the mission of the star forge. Reven takes the council's words literally. Very literally. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete