Isilme Kementarihide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. What to say...what to say...well, i grew up in rural africa in the mid 1960's...no wait...hang on...what am i talking about? I'm actually 17 and driving! woo! I'menglish (what,what! pip pip, pass the sconesand all that) and weird in a good way :) I've finished school now, I just have my A level exams to do... :S But we don't talk about that! I have always loved writing...anything at all...Ilike write good depressing stuff, can get quite dark (the best way!) heehee! ButI generally write humour as a relief from the strain of exams! Buffy, Lord of the Rings andHarry Potter are my main main ships that I sail on (haw haw) are Buffy/Spike, Frodo/Sam (its so right!), Ron/Hermione (Harry/Hermione shippers...I have nothing to say to you.), Harry/Draco (SO much better than Harry/Ginny, which makes me slightly nauseous.) and then I have several smaller ships that I don't mind reading such as, Spike/Xander, Legolas/Aragorn, Merry/Pippin and even Ron/Draco. So now you know a little more about me, I hope you'll read my fanfiction, and read some of my favourite stories too :) I particularly recommend Casus Belli, as its my absolute favourite story of the moment (even though its Harry/Ginnny...yes its that good!) Also, I'm interested in becoming a beta reader, so anyone who wants me to look over a story, feel free to ask me!My e-mail addy is [email protected] please don't spam me :) Well...I must depart, Lines to be learnt, revision to be doneetc. Adios! Kementari xxx |
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Casus belli by Marauder Angel reviews
Harry makes a wish, and wakes up in a world where Voldemort never went bad. How different is this world to the one Harry's just left? Surprises ahead! 7th year RHr HG Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,549 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Let the Truth be Told by thatswrite reviews
Okay,' Ron said, leaning back on his arms, his fingers sinking into the hearthrug they sat on. He watched the fire's shadows flicker across her face. 'You ask first.' Ron and Hermione spend time together asking and answering questions. [RonHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Day Walker by Night Shade10 reviews
Harry is gay and has now got a new boy in his class… *Please r'n'r* Warning: This is slash and if you don't like it don't read it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The 6th Istari by Kitera-Matar reviews
R for gore CurunirSaruman loved her with all of his soul, he would have laid down his life for her. So why was she in the arms of Legolas? The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. pre LotR to post LotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Saruman, Legolas
Scooby meets Buffy by michael the seer reviews
Buffy and the gang have a new mystery, this time with real vampires. But they are fighting over the buffyscooby caste system. warning: as much mindless cursing as a crappy, straight to video B movie
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/15/2003
Harry Potter and the Shameless Parody by SusieQ1 reviews
Be afraid, be very afraid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
Harry Potter in a Theatrical World by Moose Goddess reviews
Well to sum it up, Harry is in his final year at Hogwarts however things are not as they seem. Ron has become a pink haired punked up pimp, Hermoine is now a preacher, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are prancing about in Tutu's and other such random events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Vacuums by the sHINjo reviews
A requested fic, another spiff off of Harry Potter. You've heard the stories of the Chamber of Secrets, correct? What would you say, if I said they were all a lie, and something much worse, hid in dormant? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bespectacled Buffy by MindOverMatter reviews
Buffy gets glasses. Why? It's a mystery! But it's still funny. Even with...the MYSTERY! **Buffy now has her glasses, and now has her endless teasing about it too**
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Buffy S.
The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed reviews
Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
WC by MrPresident reviews
Occupied.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Merry Rotter: What Might Have Been by ali10 reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter turned out a little differently? Find out how drastically a few minor differences can change the story! Thanks for r&r'ing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Recieving by Caitee Marsters reviews
A small group shows up in the Summers' home, and asks for help (LotR crossover)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Peanut Butter by bunnycharlotte reviews
Willow and Spike go to Los Angeles. Angel and Spike get horizontal.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Angel, Spike
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
This Looks Strangely Familiar by MrPresident reviews
This will warp your fragile little minds. *Updated* with something resembling chapter ten but without the naked ladies and tips for cheating at Bridge. [Warning:B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
What Fool Invented Kissing by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo's goodnight kisses are starting to have a serious effect on Sam. (A Frodo/Sam slash-on-the-quest story.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Do it with Malfoy by madam-pyro reviews
*FINISHED* Slytherin vs Gryffindor.Both parties become very degraded and embarressed,both get to sing their little parodying lungs out.Song parody alert :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
Season 6, BBC Style! by JSlayerUK reviews
A frustrated BBC Buffy watcher decides that she's had enough, and takes things into her own hands...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003
Horns and a Tail by Lady Z1 reviews
Cordelia deals with more (funny) consequences from becoming a demon, while Spike makes a visit to L.A. A/C ~~FINISHED~~*Chapter 15 posted 5/22/02*
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2002 - Published: 1/26/2002
Out of the Hellmouth... into Hell! by Angel Sacrifice reviews
BtVS/Neighbours crossover. Insulting to neighbours in a humourous way (unless you're a big fan, I suppose). BtVS people are sucked into Ramsey Street. Quelle horreur.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002
The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary-Sue BTVS Crossover by Web Witch reviews
Voldemort's rising, Harry and the gang meet Buffy and Spike's daughter and her friends, Harry's Bi-sexual, Spire likes Sirius and Draco, Destiny's drugging Draco, Peeves is afraid of the new kids, love triangles, Hogwarts tennis, and exorcisms, and more!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2001 - Published: 8/31/2001
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Buffy and the Melodramatic Parody reviews
Next chapter is up! Enjoy :D A massively AU parody very loosely based on Tabula Rasa. Rated M for sex and possibly some language. oh! and character bashing! Yay!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Buffy and Spike are WHAT! reviews
Buffy and Spike have some fun on the magic box floor
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003