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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902745, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

I am Lindsey, or Burnt Toast, or Savent. I am currently working on dance, publishing anything will probably be impossible for me, and I am taking pictures for the grins and giggles of it. I like boat rides and hate horses (I HAVE A REASON) and no one can get between my friends and I. I want to learn to play the acoustic guitar...Yeah. That's all I can think of right now.


My two besties in the whole wide world are Courtney (Kentage4ever) And Caitlyn (Burnt Donut Fur Life.) I luv dem!


It's my fault. I am the one that let's you get to me like this. You didn't break my heart, I broke it myself. -- Me

I love you. --Everyone

Oh yeah, she was gross...-- Justin Long in 'He's Just Not That Into You'

I'm shaking like a cell phone...well actually I am vibrating like a cell phone because cell phones don't shake.-- Me

Get. Outta. My face!-- Lars on The Allen And Craig Show

Well cleaning my room for the maid kinda ruins the whole term 'maid' doesn't it? --Me

If I were you, I'd be ugly --Peter Pan (2003)

Jealuos little boy! --Kelsey (my buddy) hanging out with Lindsey's boy? Is he like one of your besties? -- Kelsey (again)

"Woohoo! I like dance!" (Me)

"Woohoo your weird." (My friend)

"Woohoo I am not." (Me)

"Woohoo I like tacos." (My friend)

"Woohoo why are we saying woohoo?" (Me)

"Woohoo we should stop now..." -- A friend and I texting.

"Guess what?" (Me)

"What?" (My Friend)

"I am at the mall." (Me)

"Lucky, I am at home." (My Friend)

"Guess what store I am at?"


~long pause~

"No...guess again" -- Me and the same friend texting.

"When they did that it was totally like 'Stop it! It's like you raping me, with your eyes!'" ~My friend Maryssa points behind me while Courtney is laughing really hard. I turn around~ "Oh...Hey Marcus." ~He smiles~ -- Me before English class.

"Hey, Lindsey why you're saving the planet could you turn off the lights?"

"Sure." ~I turn off the lights~


"Oh, yes. I just saved energy and I recycled! HA!" ~I sit down in my seat~ -- Me and My English teacher

(More to Come)

All the links I had for BBB, I lost. They will be missed but I have a website for BBB that will be updated more often then here. Click Here: to veiw it.

You can also email me at:

Be Our Guest:

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents -
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve

Oh la la!

The kick line!

Emmett POV

“Edward is waiting at the mansion for her!” Alice squealed.


“Why exactly?” I asked.

“He said he wanted to try to…umm how did he phrase it? Oh yes…’Work his magic’ or something?”

“Dear Lord,” I turned to Jasper.” Bet you 20 bucks he comes home with a broken face!”

“Deal,” Jasper and I shook hands. -- BBB, Chapter 4

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Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Broken Promises by hopper5101 reviews
Bella and Edward are Best Friends in 1918. They find out about vampires and make a promise-if either get turned they change the other. Edward doesn't keep the promise and Bella gets changed after. Both think the other is dead. They meet up in modern times
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Life To Live by Insomniac4Ev reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, she gets changed into a vampire by a unknown vampire out on a hunting trip. Right when she thinks she's over Edward news spreads that the Cullens are back. What happens next? Suckish summary.OOC.T because im paranoid. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hello, Edward by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
If you were given six months to live, wouldn't you do whatever you could to make them the best of your life? Even if you were all alone? ExB. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Am I So Special by BecomingFamousSidways reviews
Bella is one of the most famous people in America.She goes on a cross-country tour. After a show her dad calls her and invited her down to Forks. While in Forks she meets a charming boy named Edward. please review! OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Wonders by greeneyeslover reviews
6 broken teens in one group home come together for friendship, love, and just for the fact that they have someone that cares about them. All human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
When a Dream Comes True by Kentage4ever reviews
Bella is only 11 years old when her parents get a divorce. She has to move to Phoenix, Arizona with her mom. When her parents split, she starts having weird dreams. When she moves back with her dad...her dreams start coming true.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bree's Story by TRDancer reviews
AU. A story of Bree. Written before the publication of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bree - Complete
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Bella Bites Back reviews
It's been 95 years since Edward left Bella in the woods. It's also been 95 years since Bella was changed. The Cullens move back to Forks the same time she does, nothing could be worse for Bella. But then Edward makes a huge mistake. Kinda OOC! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Izzy Whitlock reviews
Bella is a famous teenage girl who never sees her dad, when she gets a part in a new movie she auditioned for she has to go to Forks WA. The place she dreads most. There she meets Edward. ALL HUMAN! Kinda OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Sunlight Chronicles reviews
A 'chat' between the Twilight Characters. Might continue. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Love reviews
Everything depends on your choice to come between them or not. You hold love, you can do anything with it. But love has to have a balance, has to make other people happy. Has to make him happy…
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete