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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902772, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Pendragon, Urinetown, RENT, Firefly, Supernatural, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, and Eureka.
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50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Year in Review by Darke Angelus reviews
A behind-the-scene account of how Rictor and Shatterstar began their relationship during their time with X-Force. A perfect read for folks following the couple's exploits on the current title of X-Factor but unaware of their back story. Besides, there're not NEARLY enough RicStar stories out there for us fans.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Shatterstar, Julio R./Rictor - Complete
Picture Perfect by Kiva Taliana reviews
Modern AU. Psychiatrist Arthur Pendragon takes on a new patient, Merlin Emrys, who is the victim of a brutal crime. Arthur's professional and personal life clash as the case in question was investigated by none other than DCS Uther Pendragon.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,617 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Too Close to the Ground by sarahlizzie reviews
AU. In 1983, Gabriel the Archangel fell, and lived a life among the humans, not knowing anything about his true identity. When he was 16, he met Sam Winchester, a boy who would change his life forever. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,806 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel
Shiny Happy People by Morkhan reviews
An investigation of a newly-formed cult reveals a truckload of weirdness that not even Sam and Dean can take with a straight face. Crack!Fic, Snarky!Adam, spoilers galore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,329 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Dean W., Adam M. - Complete
Wanting, Needing, Having by kaitouahiru reviews
Sam wants Gabriel to kick Castiel out of his place so he and Dean will get together. Gabriel wants Sam to watch the show with him. DeanxCastiel, GabrielxSam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Movie Morals: Snow White And The Seven Dwarves by PookietoyourMaureen reviews
Ever wondered what a movie was trying to tell you? Fear no more! Find out what significance Snow White and The Seven Dwarves holds to parents, employers, girls, boys, aspiring doctors, and everyone in between! Just clicky-clicky, and you'll find your way.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Snow White
Spring Awakening: The Condensed Version by Katey-Michelle reviews
How Spring Awakening would go if there were only about 10 minutes to perform it.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Crope and Tibbett, Tibbett and Crope by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
The epic love story of Cropett. No longer updating. May return, one day.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Crope, Tibbett - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spader and the Seahorse by Aero-Dragon's-Sky reviews
Spader encounters a seahorse in the ocean. Why Vo Spader isn’t gay… or straight. Oneshot.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - V. Spader - Complete
History Notes by CeruleanStarGlow reviews
Response to Challenge #16 by L'il Senzu- You've heard of eye sex... and phone sex, but have you ever heard of note sex? ... Read and review my pretties, read and review!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Children May be Very Perceptive or Rather Silly by Anomalous One reviews
Urinetown. Some things about Little Sally bother her police officer companions, but they can overlook those. Vaguely LockstockBarrel.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Processed Jesus Crackers 2 by Elphie Marky reviews
[Follow up to Processed Jesus Crackers] Roger invites Mark over for Holy Saturday and Easter. teen!MarkRoger
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
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Anna Finds Out reviews
Written for Sabriel Week on Tumblr. The prompt was "an angel other than Cas finds out about Sam and Gabriel's relationship."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Her Jack and the Pretty One reviews
The TARDIS decides that she wants to do Jack and Rory a favor and has them meet up while Rory's stuck guarding the Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Short Chick With a Vampire Fetish reviews
Sam really needs to learn to be careful what he wishes for, even if he does only think it for a second.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Buffy S., Sam W. - Complete
Ragnarök reviews
Three apocalypses. Angels, gods, and demons have all got it out for Team Free Will. Along with some old friends of Gabriel's, they have to attempt to save the world- again. What is it with Earth that it can't just stay safe? Slash: Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W.
How to Succeed in Philosophy Without Really Trying reviews
Maureen and Lucas are curious as to how exactly Collins and Zane got expelled from MIT, and they manage to talk them into telling their story via flashback.
Crossover - RENT & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - T. Collins, Zane D.
A Demon Called Badger reviews
Crowley left Earth That Was years after the Apocalypse That Wasn't. He meets a young war general and remembers his past.
Crossover - Firefly & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Crowley - Complete
Harry Potter Song Parodies reviews
PookietoyourMaureen and myself wrote song parodies based off of songs from our favorite musicals. Spawn of Satan, potion, mathematics, isolation, swishes, flicking, power, harmony and heavy Dumblelation!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fred W., George W.
Hey, Officer Lockstock? reviews
Little Sally asks Lockstock and Barrel about love one night while standing in line for the amenity. Neither seems too thrilled with her. Slight implied Lockstock/Barrel. One-shot.
Urinetown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Little Sally, Lockstock - Complete
Spader Pig reviews
I named my piggy bank Spader, and my friend and I wrote a parody of Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie about it.
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - V. Spader - Complete