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Author has written 35 stories for Total Drama series, Batman the Animated Series, Kim Possible, Red Dawn, American Dragon: Jake Long, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Time Crisis series.
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Random sh*t to know about me, because i really don't care who knows it
Name: Nick Durdan (Facebook me)
Birthday: 1993 (Age 21)
Twitter: @instakill56 (Follow Me!)
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Tumblr: I am a Caucasian heterosexual male who plays sports, consistently votes Republican and is perfectly comfortable and secure with all of those things just mentioned...what do you think?
Favorite Sport: Football (America's game)
Favorite Professional Football Team: New York Giants
Favorite Professional Hockey Team: New Jersey Devils
Favorite College Team: Notre Dame
Favorite Professional Baseball Team: New York Yankees
Favorite Superhero Franchise: Batman
Favorite Comics: DC
Favorite Author: Ian Fleming, Tom Clancy
Life Goal: Cartoon screenwriter, and voice actor, maybe alongside Sparkling-Nexis137
Cartoon Top 25!
1. Batman: the Animated Series (1992-1999)
2. Total Drama Series (2008- )
3. Animaniacs (1993-1998)
4. Freakazoid! (1995-1997)
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1986-1997, 2003-2009, 2012- )
6. Tiny Toon Adventures (1990-1992)
7. Xiaolin Showdown (2003-2006)
8. Codename: Kids Next Door (2002-2008)
9. Biker Mice from Mars (1993-1996, 2006-2007)
10. Ed, Edd, n Eddy (1999-2009)
11. American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007)
12. Kim Possible (2002-2007)
13. Spider-man: the Animated Series (1994-1998)
14. Inspector Gadget (1983-1986)
15. Family Guy (1999-2000, 2001, 2005- )
16. Spongebob Squarepants (1999- )
17. Dan Vs (2011-2013)
18. Pinky and the Brain (1993-1995, 1995-1998)
19. Loonatics Unleashed (2005-2007)
20. Teen Titans (2003-2006)
21. Danny Phantom (2004-2007)
22. Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (1994-1999)
23. American Dad (2005- )
24. The Fairly Oddparents (1998-2001, 2001- )
25. Star Wars: the Clone Wars (2008- )
Jeff Bennett-Johnny Bravo
Maurice LaMarche-The Brain
Frank Welker-Fred Jones
Dee Bradley Baker-Klaus the Fish
Tara Strong-Timmy Turner
Kath Soucie-Fifi Le Pew
Arleen Sorkin-Harley Quinn
Lauren Tom-Numbuh 3
Samuel L. Jackson
John C. McGinley
Katherine Zeta Jones
Favorite cartoon characters top 10:
Throttle -Rob Paulsen
Freakazoid -Paul Rugg
Raphael -Sean Astin
Batman -Kevin Conroy
Harley Quinn -Arleen Sorkin
Danny Phantom -David Kaufman
Raimundo -Tom Kenny
Batgirl -Tara Strong
April O'Neil -Mae Whitman
Joker -Mark Hamill
Favorite live-action characters top 10:
James Bond -Sean Connery/George Lazenby/Roger Moore/Timothy Dalton/Pierce Brosnan/Daniel Craig
Jules Winfield -Samuel L. Jackson
Hans Landa -Christoph Waltz
Randal Graves -Jeff Anderson
Jay&Silent Bob -Jason Mewes&Kevin Smith
Jason Bourne/David Webb -Matt Damon
The Bride -Uma Thurman
Crazy Steve -Jerry Trainor
Jed Eckert -Chris Hemsworth
Bryan Mills -Liam Neeson
Steven Spielberg: Indiana Jones series, Schindler's List, Lincoln
Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed
Kevin Smith: Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill
Christopher Nolan: The Dark Knight, Inception, The Dark Knight Rises
Alfred Hitchcock: Psycho, North By Northwest, Vertigo
Michael Bay: Transformers series, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor
Sylvester Stallone: Rocky series, The Expendables series, Rambo
Tim Burton: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland
Michael Mann: Thief, Heat, Last of the Mohicans
Favorite YouTube Channels top 10:
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
You know there are a million fine looking women in the world dude but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of em just cheat on you -(Kevin Smith) "Clerks"
Pardon my French! But you're an asshole! -(Alan Ruck) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Tell em Steve Dave -(Walt Flanagan) "Mallrats"
You want that gun dontcha Zed? Well? Go ahead pick it up, pick it up, i want you to-atta boy -(Bruce Willis) "Pulp Fiction"
Jumping Jimminey Christmas! -(Mark Hamill) "Batman the Animated Series"
Snooch to the Nooch -(Jason Mewes) "Clerks the Animated Series"
I'm not even supposed to be here today! -(Brian O'Halloran) "Clerks"
McQuaid! Don't throw the baton you jackass! -(Rob Riggle) "21 Jump Street"
"You're a funny guy Sully I like you, that is why I am going to kill you last." -(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
What? What ain't no country i ever heard of, do they speak English in what? -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"
English motherf*cker do you speak it? -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"
Say what again! SAY. WHAT. AGAIN! I dare you-I double dare you! -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"
Have you met Howard? -(Tom Hardy) "Lawless"
If you're good at something, never do it for free -(Heath Ledger) "The Dark Knight"
Hmm-mmm, this is, a tasty burger -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"
You can't get a girl you mook, you're too weird and sad -(Jeff Anderson) "Clerks II"
Tough titty i f*cked her too -(Johnny Depp) "21 Jump Street"
You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gger sitting in my garage! When you guys pulled up here, did you see a sign on the front of my house that said dead n*gger storage? Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said dead n*gger storage? You know why you didn't see the sign? Cause it ain't there cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my f*cking business! -(Quentin Tarantino) "Pulp Fiction"
Why didn't you tell me someone put a hill there? -(Mark Hamill) "Batman: the Animated Series"
And your first thought, was to come to a school, filled with young children? -(Asiz Ansari) "30 Minutes or Less"
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown "Chinatown"
Favorite (Animated) Movies top 10:
Batman: Mask of Phantasm
Toy Story 3
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
Batman: Gotham Knight
Batman: Year One
Favorite (Action) Movies top 20:
The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan)
Goodfellas (Martin Scorsese)
Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino)
The Dark Knight Rises (Christopher Nolan)
Casino (Martin Scorsese)
No Country For Old Men (Joel and Ethan Cohen)
Die Hard (John McTiernan)
Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino)
Commando (Mark L. Lester)
The Departed (Martin Scorsese)
Raging Bull (Martin Scorsese)
Inside Man (Spike Lee)
The Italian Job (F. Gary Gray)
Kill Bill (Quentin Tarantino)
Reservoir Dogs (Quentin Tarantino)
Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese)
Argo (Ben Affleck)
The Expendables I (Sylvester Stallone)
S.W.A.T. (Clark Johnson)
The Town (Ben Affleck)
Favorite (Comedy) Movies top 20:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (John Hughes)
Clerks (Kevin Smith)
The 40 Year Old Virgin (Judd Apatow)
Ted (Seth MacFarlane)
21 Jump Street (Phil Lord and Christopher Miller)
Clerks II (Kevin Smith)
30 Minutes or Less (Ruben Fleischer)
The Breakfast Club (John Hughes)
The Informant! (Steven Soderbergh)
22 Jump Street (Phil Lord and Christopher Miller)
The Other Guys (Adam McKay)
Get Smart (Peter Segal)
Tropic Thunder (Ben Stiller)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Kevin Smith)
The Hangover (Todd Phillips)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Kevin Smith)
The Wolf of Wall Street (Martin Scorsese)
16 Candles (John Hughes)
Varsity Blues (Brian Robbins)
Date Night (Shawn Levy)
Favorite (James Bond) Movies top 10:
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
The Man With the Golden Gun
Favorite (War) movies (Top 10)
Saving Private Ryan (Steven Spielberg)
Platoon (Oliver Stone)
Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino)
The Hurt Locker (Katheryn Bigelow)
Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick)
Apocalypse Now (Francis Ford Coppola)
Enemy at the Gates (Jean-Jacques Annaud)
Gone With the Wind (Victor Fleming)
Fury (David Ayer)
Letters From Iwo Jima (Clint Eastwood)
Favorite Movie scenes
The Apartment Scene "Pulp Fiction"
The Interrogation Scene "The Dark Knight"
The Boardroom Scene "Dogma"
The Pub "Inglourious Basterds"
The Sicilian Scene "True Romance"
The Prank Call "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
The Street Shootout "Heat"
The Torture Scene "Reservoir Dogs"
Sgt. James and the Taxi Driver "The Hurt Locker"
The Final Duel "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you!
For now, that's all i got, HAPPY READING!!
But, please to the actors and VO's resting in peace, i say God Bless to you and for all:
John Banner (1910-1973)
Joe Flynn (1924-1974)
Bob Crane (1928-1978)
Orson Welles (1915-1985)
Daws Butler (1916-1988)
Mel Blanc (1909-1989)
George O'Hanlon (1912-1989)
Howard Caine (1926-1993)
Dana Hill (1964-1996)
Don Messick (1926-1997)
Roddy McDowell (1928-1998)
Ed Gilbert (1931-1999)
Mary Kay Bergman (1961-1999)
Werner Klemperer (1920-2000)
Johnathon Harris (1914-2002)
Larry Hovis (1936-2003)
Leon Askin (1907-2005)
Paul Winchell (1922-2005)
Don Adams (1923-2005)
Lloyd Bochner (1924-2005)
John Vernon (1933-2005)
Tony Jay (1933-2006)
Roscoe Lee Browne (1925-2007)
Ivan Dixon (1931-2008)
Heath Ledger (1979-2008)
Ricardo Montalban (1920-2009)
Danny Gans (1956-2009)
Dennis Hopper (1936-2010)
George DiCenzo (1940-2010)
Aron Kincaid (1940-2011)
Ernest Borgnine (1917-2012)
Peter Breck (1929-2012)
Richard Dawson (1932-2012)
Rusty Mills (1962-2012)
Michael Ansara (1922-2013)
Johnathon Winters (1925-2013)
James Avery (1945-2013)
Henry Polic II (1945-2013)
James Gandolfini (1961-2013)
Paul Walker (1973-2013)
Eli Wallach (1915-2014)
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (1918-2014)
Lauren Bacall (1924-2014)
Bob Hastings (1925-2014)
Casey Kasem (1932-2014)
Joan Rivers (1933-2014)
Bob Hoskins (1942-2014)
Robin Williams (1951-2014)
Christine Cavanaugh (1963-2014)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014)
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