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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1903012, Profile Updated: 06-14-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi I love Twilight and am a huge fanpire I love fan fiction it's all great!! I'm totaly Team Edward!!!!!!!!

I live in WISCONSIN!! (hell yeah)

I have a DOG!!

I don't know how to check how many people have read my fanfics!! (cause I'm kinda stupid..lol)

I am not Completely stupid!!!

I love Exclamation points!!!!!!!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (you got a problem with americans?!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love Marching Band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write FANFICS, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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My Secret, Not Yours by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
Edward left Bella, without giving her a chance to tell him her secret:she's a witch. Now that he's gone Bella is deciding to go back to Hogwarts, where she sees some familiar faces. Another summary inside. Fist as C.D/B, maybe E/B-who knows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Accidentally in Love by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
“no you are Edward Cullen the man I have hated since I first saw you and vice versa!” “and you Bella Cullen-” “Swan!” “and you Bella Cullen are the women I have been in love with since the first time I laid eyes on you.” "so about that divorce..." AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5677 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cedward by CurtainEater reviews
Cedric Diggory is simply trying to win a prestigious Wizarding tournament when life throws a him a fastball and dumps him in the middle of nowhere. Bella Swan gets a serious shock when an Edward Cullen look-a-like unexpectedly drops into her life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Cedric D., Bella
Fang: The Afterstory by Megadora reviews
My version, year by year, of what happens after Fang: A Max Ride Novel. Told in Fang and Max's POV. Kept in character as much as possible. Rated T because of very mild language and possible action/romance later on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's mom played favorites since her sister was born,Bella was ignored.Charlie always tried to spend time with Bella to make up for it.Finally Charlie had enough and gets a divorce.Bella & Charlie move to New York.Bella makes friends & falls in love.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Promise Me You'll Leave by Das Lieblingsfach reviews
An alternative scenario to when Edward breaks up with Bella in New Moon. A bit OOC, maybe AU, and possibly not for hardcore Twilight or "Team Edward" fans. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delay by Sugargirl5 reviews
This is a one-shot about what happened after Bella reopened the window when Edward had crippled her truck so she couldn’t go to La Push. It’s set between chapter 2 and 3 in Eclipse. Romance!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hey Isabella by mskayla reviews
The last installment in "The Last Night". Bella is working her way to being the next best seller author while Edward is a new upcomming sensation. When fate brings these two back together, will they find the love the lost? Do new relationships conqure old
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,987 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Cry Together by vampire-legend reviews
The story of firefighter Edward and survivor Bella on September 11th, 2001. A tribute to Patriot day and some Edward and Bella fluff. All-Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
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My Old Best Friend reviews
My positive opinions of his looks were however damaged by the haunted dead look in his black eyes. He was either really sad about me interrupting his…meditation? Whatever he was doing or he is clinically depressed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Don't Forget reviews
Bella knows she'll never be over edward after he leaves her. But she still trys. She now rich, famous, and america's sweetheart. what happens when edward wants her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward