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Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kristen
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kriizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Tiger
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Rodkrula (o_0)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Dr. Pepper
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rdmamen
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Katherine
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Snuggles (0_o)
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I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I am German, so I must be a Nazi.
I like COMICS, so I must be a Geek
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You may not mean shit to the world but you mean shit to me!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
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WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH BLEACH
- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'
- When you meet someone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from
- At the beginning of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'
- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yoruichi
- Find a cave and train there to try and achieve bankai
- When your friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'
- Memorize the kido spells
- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'
- Call your little brother lil' shiro
- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorize it
- Drink sake until you pass out
- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them
- Put 'Bureau of research and development' as your screen saver on your computer
- Buy all three bleach games
- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permanent marker
- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears
- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain and their zanpaktous
- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform
- Call your teachers -Taicho and you head teacher sou-taicho
- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' every time you get asked either question
- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough
- Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach
- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you
- When your trying to explain something use little bunny pictures on a sketch pad
- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone
- Put black tattoos on your head and chest with a marker
- Pile your desk with paperwork
- Cut the sleeves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko
- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
‘A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
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Here's some of my favorite quotes:
NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHERE THEY'RE GOING UNTIL THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN PAST IT
Sometimes you have to cry for no reason to make up for all the times you wanted to cry, but didn't
WE ALL KNOW THAT COVERING YOUR EARS AND SCREAMING "LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" DOESN'T WORK, STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND LISTEN TO WHATEVER IT IS WE ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU.
TRY AGAIN? IF YOU KEEP FAILING MAYBE YOU SHOULD REALIZE YOU SUCK AT WHATEVER YOU ARE TRYING TO DO AND GIVE UP ALREADY.
You Suck. You should fix that.
Doesn't it suck how someone can break your heart and you'll still love them with all the little pieces?
Never take candy from strangers... unless they're offering reeses peanut butter cups cause come on no one can resist those!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now??
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
light travels faster than sound that might be why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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So...yeah. Feel free to email me whenever. I won't always get back to you ASAP, but I will eventually. I love hearing from other people, and I love reading everyone's stories on here. They're amazing! So thanks to everyone who reads my stories, and thanks also to those who take the time to review them. You guys are the best!
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