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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Queer as Folk.

October 2010 :

I argued for OIW for quite some time, making my promises that the story would be revived at some point. That may still be true, but it will not be in the foreseeable future. I apologize sincerely to everyone who has messaged me and believed in this story -- and I thank you truly for your support.

Unfortunately, real life has just made the completion of this story impossible for now.

I do not authorize anyone else to complete the story on my behalf, and I will not be reposting the old chapters for the time being. If I ever do find the opportunity to finish the story, it will be posted here and the older chapters will reappear. As of right now, I will not be writing, posting, or betaing other fanfics either.

Thank you again for all of your love and patience. I'm sorry I couldn't uphold my end of the bargain.

Oh, Inverted World thread at LTT here, or the Twilighted forum thread for the story here.

LolaShoes recced OIW on The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster on August 8, 2009 here.

OIW was reviewed by The Fictionators on June 19, 2009 here.

The national Be the Match Bone Marrow Registry: www.marrow.org


The Indie Twific Awards Oh, Inverted World was nominated in four categories (Best AU/AH WIP, Best Use of Comedy WIP, Best Music Inspired WIP, Best Original Character WIP - Father Corwin) and won for Best Use of Comedy WIP and Best Original Character WIP (Father Corwin). Thank you so much to everyone who nominated and voted, and special thanks to Gustariana and hmonster4 for putting together such a great event!


Love Through Lemons: Oh, Inverted World-What Would Edward Do? won third place in the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by LolaShoes and tby789. It was discussed on the Twigasm Podcast featuring the winning announcements. Thank you to both Lola and C for hosting such a fun contest!


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The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7529 - Favs: 6,909 - Follows: 7,755 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 4,730 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15006 - Favs: 7,953 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Boxing Out by MeilleurCafe reviews
Bella is a little lost while trying to make a new life in the Big Apple. Edward is a Manhattan police officer who knows it to the core. They meet at court. Will this new romance be a slam dunk? AH; M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,337 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After the Gold by DH78 reviews
This little story was born out of late night Twitter conversations and gushing over Meryl & Charlie, the fabulous American gold medal ice dancers. We ship them. Spangly wanted it written. So it shall be done. So can childhood friends become more? We say HELL YES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19581 - Favs: 6,450 - Follows: 4,417 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6737 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20452 - Favs: 13,821 - Follows: 5,637 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19564 - Favs: 9,458 - Follows: 6,778 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Boardwalk by Robicorn reviews
With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns thier world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,701 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7334 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 3,832 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 440 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10790 - Favs: 12,217 - Follows: 12,777 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
By Just This Much by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
They became best friends in kindergarten. The story of a boy and a girl, who always seemed to miss "it" by just this much...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,905 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13850 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14813 - Favs: 11,441 - Follows: 8,069 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7245 - Favs: 5,853 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4494 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 4,591 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 372 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Taste of Kink by anontwih00r reviews
Twikink Prompt: "E/B, J/A While hanging out one night it is revealed that Bella is not adventurous in the bedroom but would like to learn to be. E/J/A decide there's no time like the present." Dirty sexin', AH, M/F, M/F/M, F/F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 181 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,506 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7329 - Favs: 5,615 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8605 - Favs: 7,685 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5146 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6448 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magic by MeilleurCafe reviews
Strings and keys. Business and pleasure. Learning and knowing. Edward and Bella are two brilliant musicians with very different lives. Can their deep passion for music bridge the gap? AH; ExB. Rated M for later lemon. Written for FGB Summer 2010.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by bandmum reviews
Edward runs to Denali, afraid he won't be able to resist the call of Bella's blood. When he decides not to return, his choice affects more than just his family, and the repercussions will be felt long after. Warning: Alcohol abuse and disturbing imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,235 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Ace of Spades by m81170 reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Songs in E Minor by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 1st Place, O/s Fic A Pic Contest. He's a musician without a song. He spends his nights alone, staring down at the city below. An unexpected guest arrives. She's new, unpredictable, and brash. In other words, she's exactly what he needs. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 4,733 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9834 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14451 - Favs: 16,461 - Follows: 8,622 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 5,430 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4626 - Favs: 5,972 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6026 - Favs: 10,302 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devotionals by goldentemptress reviews
Side-shots and outtakes from the story Brotherly Devotion. Multiple POVs and lots of sexin.... Rated M for adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11470 - Favs: 11,757 - Follows: 5,990 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 728 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6469 - Favs: 9,368 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 476 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Undercover by farkle reviews
Edward gets conned into modeling nude for an art class and ends up finding more than he expected. Read ASConfidential first. This is the first few chapters of ASC from Edward's point of view. AU-AH. language, nudity, sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 425 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
While You Were Gone by LauraACullen reviews
What if the wolves didn't get to Bella before Laurent bit her? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving to prevent it. How will her change impact their chance for a future together? Rated M; not for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,297 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safecracker by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward holds the key to his family's success but when he encounters Bella Swan, he has to make a choice. Will it be his family, his profession or true love? ExB.AH.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5664 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5757 - Favs: 8,802 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Oh, Inverted World reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oh, Inverted World: Outtakes reviews
Miscellaneous outtakes from my story Oh, Inverted World. Told from perspectives of characters other than Edward. Rated for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/1/2009
Oh, Inverted World: What Would Edward Do? reviews
My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest hosted by LolaShoes and tby789. Outtake from my story Oh, Inverted World. Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After All reviews
Brian and Lindsay over the years, as their relationship changes with their lives. Written for the 2005 Cue the Pulse to Begin challenge on LiveJournal. Rated for graphic adult content and language.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Brian K., Lindsey P. - Complete
The Twilight of Your Life: Outtakes reviews
What were other people thinking the night of the prom? Starting with Tyler's perspective, and may branch out into others over time. Rated for language and vaguely mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Tyler, Charlie S.
Lusty reviews
Justin needs something only Brian can give him. Takes place in early Season 5. Inspired by the song "Lusty" by Lamb. Rated for graphic adult scenes and language.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Brian K., Justin T.
The Twilight of Your Life reviews
The prom from Edward's perspective. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Complete reviews
Edward contemplates during the night after his first day in the meadow with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
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