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hey I'm Angela ;p. i live in Charlotte, NC. i love anime and mangas. i love to read fan fiction . i play video games when i'm not online.
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"A poet is someone who stands out in the rain, hoping to be struck by lighting...
A writer is someone who is describing the way the lightning flashes, pen in hand...
An artist is someone who draws the way the rain hits the pavement...
A survivor is someone who dances in the rain instead of waiting for it to stop...
One day your Life will flash before your eyes...Make sure it's worth watching."p
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! HELL YEAH!
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care
We have our diferences but I know how people suffer when their loves ones could't say good-bye.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
A true boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"
Copy and paste these stuff below if you umm, agree, or it's true?
If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
if you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile ( =D lol)
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile
If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy. If you agree put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you could read that put it in your profile
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall.
"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." Anonymous
"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous
"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous
"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous
homophobia is wrong...
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
Do your part to end the hate and spread the love!!
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.
If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previously, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.
If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
f you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed).
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked around out anywhere and started talking to yourself thus recieving strange looks from people paste this in your profile.
If you've ever read/watch/ect a book/manga/anime/movie/ect. so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking it so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they never told you about it paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you sit around aimlessly for hours at a time, thinking only of fanfiction copy and paste this on your profile.
If you become hostile at all when someone makes a crack at your favorite game or anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have over one hundred and sixty-eight unfinished stories on your computer alone, copy and paste this on your profile (I feel pathetic on that one, and that's just the computer alone).
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "I have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had one of those days where you pissed the first person you talked to off, had the second in giggles, and had the third think you were high, copy and paste this in your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER/CROSSPLAYER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Random Quotes! (These can be from anything or anyone!)
Proctor: Um, excuse me, Mr. Crowler. But there seems to be a late entrant.
Dr. Crowler: Did you just call me "Mister"?
Proctor: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here... Miss?
Dr. Crowler: I'll have you know I've earned the title of Doctor, thank you very much!
Chazz: Bring it on, Slifer Slacker.
Jaden: Oh, it is brung!
Jaden: I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.
Jaden: That Alexis is really something, sacrificing her own Life Points, just to get at mine.
Alexis: So are you impressed?
Jaden: Impressed? I think I'm in love.
Alexis: You're sweet. Too bad I have to crush you.
Chumley: But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!
Jaden: Hellooo Chumley, that's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?
Jaden: How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!
Alexis: Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.
Jaden: Well Alexis, I guess that means I'm your fiancé!
Syrus: He's really going through with it?
Jasmine: Oh my!
Jaden: So... what does 'fiancé' mean anyway?
Dr. Crowler: You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you.
Crowler: Oh, Jaden my boy!
Syrus: He's being nice, something's wrong.
Syrus: Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?
Chumley: Doesn't Crowler really not like you?
Jaden: He sure doesn't. But how could I turn down no homework, a field trip, and a big duel?
Syrus: Uh, by saying no?
Chumley: I mean, do you even know how to say no?
Crowler: So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!
Jaden: First I had no homework, and now-
Crowler: KEEP WRITING!
Jaden: So, you were saying, Lex?
Harrington: [jealous] Lex? What is that? Some kind pet name? Where'd it come from? What's it mean? What's it short for?
Jaden: Um, "Alexis."
Dmitri: [dressed up as and talking like Yugi Moto and using his stolen deck] With this deck, I'm not just copying the King of Games. I truly *am* the King of Games!
Jaden: You've really gone off the deep end.
Jaden: [When Dmitri is convinced he's Yugi Muto] Sparkman, attack him directly!
Dmitri: I think you're forgetting about someone. Kuriboh!
[Kuriboh appears and blocks the attack]
Dmitri: By discarding Kuriboh from my hand, I don't take any damage from Sparkman's little fireworks display.
Jaden: Oh yeah, my bad.
Dmitri: [looks at his Duel Disk affectionately] Thank you Kuriboh. That move takes me back to our duel against Seto Kaiba at Battle City. Those were some good times, weren't they old friend?
Syrus: Battle City? This guy's gone batty!
Chumley: Just smile and nod Sy, smile and nod.
Jaden: Come on, Avian! Pull yourself together! You're supposed to be in attack mode, not in love!
Sparkman and Avian: Guy pact! This didn't happen! Okay?!
Burstinatrix: [To Sparkman and Avian] How 'bout you 2 guys get over here right now, or I'll tell the entire deck!?!
Zane: Try and remember who you're talking to. When Sy and I we're growing up, he used to claim that he was going steady with Dark Magician Girl.
Alexis: Is that so? Did she break your heart, Sy, or you just decide to see other monsters?
Avian and Sparkman: Burstinatrix!
Avian: I know this looks bad but, ah...
Burstinatrix: Save it! You two are pathetic. But your honeymoon is about to be over.
Sparkman: We're in for it now!
Blair Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!
[our hero is in the state of shock]
Jaden: WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!
Alexis: She does like Zane. But apparently, she loves you! [giggles]
[The teachers are choosing the representative for the duel-off against North Academy]
Chancellor Sheppard: The only question is who will this first year be?
Zane: Jaden Yuki
Professor Crowler: [Freaks out]
Professor Banner: I agree. Jaden is our best new student [looks down at Pharaoh] Don't you think?
Professor Crowler: Oh well if the cat says so.
[Looking for Jaden]
Bastion: I want to help you be alone!
Alexis: You can't be alone by yourself!
[Syrus, Chumley, Bastion, Alexis, Crowler, and Belowski are asleep after the duel]
Jaden: HEY! Is anyone awake?! Oh come on! Okay, I will use your Water Dragon! And your Power Bond! Etoile Cyber? [Distracted] Hey, the clouds do kinda look like duel monsters...
Chancellor Foster: Ah, Jaden! So you're Duel Academy's Phenom.
Jaden: Phenom!! THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED!!!... what's it mean?
Jaden: So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!
Chazz: Right now, slacker.
Jaden: Who just said that?
Chazz: It's me.
Jaden: Whoa, hold on! Am I seeing things or is that Chazz?!
Chazz: You got that right.
Jaden: Well why are you here?
Chazz: For the duel.
Jaden: I think it's sold out.
Chazz: I'm in it.
Jaden: Like as a ref?
Chazz: I'm dueling you!
Jaden: You mean... It's you?! You're North Academy's duel rep?!
Chazz: You're pitiful, Jaden - jumping up and down like some fool, never taking anything serious. That's why you'll never be a champion. It takes discipline to win. You need to have a sense of duty. You need to have some kind of plan! Well I have a plan! And I have a sense of duty! That's why I'm going to beat you, Jaden! That's why I'll beat anyone in my way! I can conquer anyone! You got that! I'm gonna conquer the whole world!
Jaden: Oka-a-a-a-y. Well, if you don't mind, can I take my turn first?
Chazz: Make it quick!
Jaden: Didn't ya' know, Chazz? When a hero's destroyed, and I play Hero Spirit, all battle damage turns to zero, zilch, zip, nada.
Chazz: Congratulations. You can use a thesaurus!
Chazz: Now I summon... the Level Seven Armed Dragon!
Jaden: Wow, he's totally awesome!
Chazz: Stop admiring him!
Jaden: How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?
Chazz: No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!
Chazz: This stinks. My new family is already dysfunctional.
Gravekeeper Guard: [Poking Jaden's butt with a spear] Get down.
Jaden: Move toward the sharp object?
Dr. Crowler: Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.
Jaden: He is not. Chazz was invited.
Chazz: He means you.
Professor Crowler: You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! ...Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.
Camula: Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?
Jaden: Uh, yeah. But you know, I'm not so sure that's cheating. I mean, hello Camula, you were the one spying!
Jaden: [Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-
Chazz: You know, you don't have to follow me everywhere!
Chazz: Four monsters?
Slade: Congratulations. You can add! But tell me bro, how's your subtraction? Give him a lesson Dragun!
[Dragun attacks, and a ton of black monsters cover Slade's other creatures]
Slade: What are those things?
Chazz: It's multiplication. When the Unhappy Maiden is destroyed, hundreds of her little friends end your turn automatically.
Chazz: Sure, they look weird, they smell funny. No one even likes them, and they never shut up! But these 3 taught me something important.
Ojama Black: That flies taste great?
Ojama Green: That you should eat desert first?
Ojama Yellow: That bathing is optional?
Chazz: That good bros support each other!
Slade: [who Chazz is dueling to prevent Duel Academy from being demolished] So I'm *not* a good bro?
Chazz: That's right, which is why I don't feel bad about doing this...
[winning the duel]
Seto Kaiba: [after Chazz defeats his brother in a duel for ownership of the school] Of course he won. Did you really think I would give Duel Academy to those two? They have a lot to learn about world domination.
Bastion: Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that?
Sailor: Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena!
Chazz, Bastion, and Alexis: [Anime fall]
Banner: In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated.
Jaden: Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!
Chazz: Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too.
Jaden: You think so? Thanks Chazz!
Chazz: It's sarcasm, moron.
Jaden: Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] You know what I mean!
Syrus: I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me.
Jaden: [jerks a thumb at Chazz] Just blame Sarcasm back there.
Chazz: [wraps Jaden in a headlock] The joke is old already!
Jaden: You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.
Syrus: It's true.
Chazz: And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?
Jaden: Well, uh, kinda...
Chazz: [Sarcastically] You guys are really something.
Jaden: Hey, thanks! We do what we can!
Chazz: You sure do.
Jaden: I've got a question: what is Chazz doing? [points]
Chazz: Tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?
Jaden: Where's what Chazz?
Bastion: He means his mind, clearly he's lost it.
Chazz: Now I play "Thunder Crash"!
Ojama Yellow: [turns to look at the hologram of the card behind them] Uh guys, what's that do?
Ojama Black: [reads the card] Uh... says here that Chazz does 300 damage to Slade, for each of his own monsters he chooses to destroy.
Ojama Yellow: [nervously] Did you say destroy?
Ojama Yellow, Ojama Black, Ojama Green: Boss, say it ain't so!
Syrus: [talking in his sleep during a test] Which counters... a Field Spell... which counters...
Jaden: I didn't know this was an oral exam Sy. [Syrus wakes up] Maybe next time sleep would be better than an all-night Slifer Séance
Syrus: You're here!
Chazz: You two wanna keep it down? Some of us actually plan to pass this test!
Jaden: Hey, I always plan on passing; it just doesn't work out that way.
Pierre the Gambler: I summon my Gamble Angel Bunny in attack mode!
Syrus: Wow, look at her!
Jaden: Careful there Sy, you don't want to make the Dark Magician Girl jealous, do you?
Syrus: [gasps] Why, is she here?
Jaden: Pierre! You too! Now bon voyage! That's right, I know some French! ...That is French, right?
Jaden: Leaving? Sayonara, then! That's French too, right?
[Chazz steals the Spirit Keys to force Alexis to duel him]
Zane: Anyone up for just tackling him?
Jaden: [in the graduation match] Wow Zane, you really are good. I'm gonna miss ya.
Zane: And I you, Jaden. Which is why I'm passing you the torch.
Zane: Once I leave here, *you'll* be the top student in this school. Despite your grades, and your rank, you'll be the best, so make me proud.
Jaden: I'll give it my all Zane, and I'll start right here! Because this duel's not done, and I still have one trick up my sleeve. Oh yeah, and here it comes! I'm activating the Trap known as "Final Fusion"!
Zane: [gasps, then smiles] How clever.
Jaden: If this is out, both of us lose Life Points, equal to our combined Monsters' attack points. And you know what that means.
Zane: Sure do.
[their two monsters self destruct, and Zane and Jaden tie at 0 Life Points].
Zane: You okay?
Jaden: I think so. How's my hair? Is it still there?
Professor Crowler: After all, everyone one on Earth knows Aster Phoenix
Jaden: [Near the Slifer Dorm with Aster] Hey kid, I don't know who you are, but let's duel! Wrong catch phrase, what I meant to say was... get your game on!!
Jaden: So what's your name, freshman?
Aster: You can call me A. P.
Jaden: Alright Ap, let’s throw down!!
Syrus: I can swear I've seen that guy before.
Alexis: You're right.
Chazz: Yeah, he does look familiar.
Dorothy: Hey Chazz, maybe he graduated from that snooty prep school of yours.
Syrus: Good call. He certainly looks rich enough... and stuck up enough.
Chazz: Look, shrimp, he's nothing like me!
Aster: [Off-screen] Ojama Yellow! Defense mode!!
[Chazz falls over]
Chazz: Told you we're not alike! That's gotta be one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen. I would never start off with a lame card like that.
Ojama Yellow: You'd save the best for last, right boss, right!
Chazz: Wrong, now beat it pit stain!
Ojama Yellow: I love it when you use my pet name [Disappears]
Alexis: Excuse me!!
Chazz: Ah!!! Nothing [Takes out his deck and glares at it]
Aster: Wow, so I guess it’s true. You are good as they say!
Jaden: Thanks for the props. But when you play cards like Ojama Yellow, you don't exactly make it too tough.
Chazz: [Smirks and leans next to Syrus] He's right.
Jaden: What'd ya do? Take lessons from Chazz or something?
[Chazz hears and falls over]
Chazz: You know, I used to be just like you. An elitist snob who looked down on everyone around me. But I've changed. Know how? Now I'm a snob who only looks down on some people.
Syrus: Will you give it up? You're not in the army!
Troupe Tyranno: Who's the best? Troup Tyranno! And who's gonna win?
Syrus: Troup Jaden!
Jaden: Am I the only one here who hasn't gone insane?
Syrus: So when Jaden fuses those two heroes he can choose to form Flame Wingman or Phoenix Enforcer?
Jaden: Wait, I can?! Whoa, who knew?
Chazz: Wow! You're even dumber than I thought! And that's saying a lot!
Jaden: Whaddaya know? My deck has a new trick! Why didn't anyone tell me about this before?
Chazz: How did this spazz ever beat me?!
Jaden: [Bouncing on Bastion's bed] You gotta love these Ra Yellow beds
Chazz: We may be one man down, but we're five men strong!! Well four men and a lovely lady... alright three men, a lady, and Syrus!!
Atticus: I've already named our band. We're called Bro-Bro and Sissy.
Hassleberry: So, which one's he?
[Jaden's lost in the woods looking for Duel Academy, and is going in the opposite direction from it]
Jaden: [To Wheeler] Bye! Thanks for the memories! Haha!
Wheeler: [Looks towards a sign pointing to Duel Academy looming over the trees]
Jaden: All right, I've got to be close to Duel Academy now. If only there was a sign... [Walks off in the other direction]
Sign: [Sweatdrop, sign falls over anime style]
[About Jaden's Neo-Spacian]
Bastion: He's right! They are aliens!
Bastion: Great Scot!
Syrus: Aww man!
Hassleberry: Sam Hill!
Alexis: Why don't I have a catchphrase?
Sartorius: You see gentlemen, as a new student here I'd rather not stand out.
Hassleberry: Then get a new haircut!
Syrus: Let me lead! At least I'm up to date in my Yu-Gi-Oh! history.
Frost: Either these guys are the ultimate tag team, or you and I are getting played, bro! [Reflector catches the light] Yo! Check out our reflectors!
Thunder: Oh snap! These no-good punks can totally see each other’s cards!
Solomon: Chin up. So your friends got captured by an evil psychopath who's plotting world domination. Not to worry! That happened to me several times!
[Alexis grabs Jaden]
Bob: Alexis! I'm here for you! Unhand her!
Jaden: 'Unhand'?! She's got me!
Bob: Never fear, Bob is here! I'll protect you!
Jaden: No offense bro, but I need protection!
Jaden: That means I can duel him now! I'm gonna get my Zane on!
Jaden: [Sees the Reaper] Uh, hi...?
Reaper: [Holds up scythe threateningly]
Jaden: I think I have the wrong forest...
Zane: Meet the new me. Thanks to duels like this, your brother was reborn.
Syrus: Uh, happy birthday?
Aster: Surprised to see me?
Sartorius: In case you've forgotten, predicting the future is my hobby.
Syrus: [After Jaden tells a bad joke] Oh, good one, Jay!
Aster: A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it.
Chazz: Rule number one! Never interrupt the Chazz when he's in the middle of a long monologue.
Dr. Crowler: [about Jesse Andersen] He seems familiar.
Bonaparte: That's because he's Jaden with a southern accent.
[Summoning Rainbow Dragon]
Jesse: Prepare to meet the most feared creature in history!
[Crystals fly into air and Dragon shadow appears]
Jesse: Just kidding!
[Jaden’s attack goes through and Jesse loses]
[Talking about Jaden and Jesse]
Syrus: They're twins!
Hassleberry: How cute.
Chazz: Two Jadens?
Aster: Oh well, it could be worse. At least Chazz doesn't have a twin.
[Asking Hassleberry to look at his deck]
Jesse: I'm not the public. I'm Jaden's new best chum; he'd tell you to show them to me.
Hassleberry: Well I don't do everything he says.
Jaden: [Walks in] Ahh, love that shower. Oh and thanks for cleaning it, Hassleberry.
Jesse: So you don't do what he says huh?
Jaden: This is no time to start speaking Australian, Jim!
Jim: Uh, yeah, time to move on then. [Mutters] No time to be speaking Australian.
Jaden: Hey, Hassleberry! Sweet move, Bro!
Jesse: You said it. That was awesome.
Syrus: Hold on guys. Did you forget what's going on here? The weird energy waves? [Sigh] Of course you did. You're exactly alike.
Jaden & Jesse: We are? What makes you say that?
[Talking about Chazz]
Ojama Yellow: Not again! I hate it when he conjures lightning!
Jaden: Chazz was right.
Jesse: Yeah, he is a dork.
Adrian: I activate my two face down cards!
Chazz: What? How!?
Adrian: Easy, I call out their names dramatically and they pop up. Haven't you ever played this game before?
[Alarm goes off]
Viper: Can't I plot evil in peace?
Viper: [Laughs insanely]
Jim: He's crackers!
Sheppard: I know the school was there when I left. Oh boy, I'm gonna have a lot of angry parents on my hands.
Jaden: Neos did it!
Jesse: Yeah, Jaden. He did it all right.
Zombie Crowler: I guess I'm just going to have to teach you some manners...
Jaden: You and what army?! [Spots zombie students] Oh. That army.
[After Zane summons Cyber-End Dragon]
Emerald Turtle: Cyber-End? Jesse? I think I need to change my shell.
Jesse: Okay now that's just gross.
Jaden: [Thinking] I know I said I'd stay, but Jesse needs my help! I can't risk anything happening to him, even if it means me being caught!
[Talking about finding uniforms]
Zane: I just hope they have my size.
Aster: Don't worry, all these fiends are tall and thuggish, you'll be fine.
Ojama Yellow: Wow, it's a bridge! It's purple! That means it's friendly! ...Right?
Jaden: Ojama... something tells me you're way off.
[Yubel possessed Jesse]
Jesse: I'm not cocky, I'm confident!
Yubel: A boy and his dolphin, how sweet.
[Just after himself doubting his own skills, every monster in his deck appears]
Jaden: (To Winged Kuriboh) Are we having a party?
Jaden: Jesse, you okay?
Jesse: Couldn't be better. *shudders* Okay, I probably could be better but don't worry. I'll be fine. It takes more than a hostile spirit take-over to keep this boy down.
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!’
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here.’
MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS, NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.