Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
I am Karma.
Bite Me And Ill Bite You Back.
But my names really Georgia
StupidElectroGirl (Chloe) My Awesomeness of a BETA!
I am English. Muahaha. (What the hell are qtips?)
Im a bit of a Fanfiction addict
And i have a really bad system for Fanfic Writing. Get authors block. Write a new one. Then get stuck with that.
I have a group of friends that ill love and trust forever.
Favourite books: Harry Potter(s), Twilight(s), Angus thongs and Full-frontal snogging series, Skellig, Romeo & Juliet, The taming of a shrew, The host, Holes, Marked series
Favourite films: Twilight, Memoirs of a geisha, Angus thongs and perfect snogging, Little miss sunshine, Billy Elliot, Anastasia(Lol yes i kNow SAD!) Hot fuzz, Sean of the dead, Angels & Demons, The da vinci code, Jonas brothers 3D Expierence, Dogma Hanabal Rising... You know i could go on and on... and on
Favourite music: Jonas Brother (Yah going to the concert the day before my birthday people :)) Jacks Mannequin, Debussy. Greenday, HIM, Blink 182, Jesse McCartney, Paramore, Lenka, My chemical Romance, Muse (only a few though ;)), The cure, The script, Sophie Ellis Bextor, The Beatles, Dido, Eminem, Howie Day...
Favourite TV Programmes: Family Guy, (You know im strainging here, i dont watch tv much...) Bones (OOMGG! DID ANYONE WATCH THE SEASON FINALE! COME BACK BOOTH!) Cold case, Spongebob Squarepants (Stink!) Spaced, The young ones, Bottom, Little Britan Eergh... Anythink rick mayll, hes cool 8-
Favourite Actors/Actresses:Jodie Foster, Nichole Kidman, Jack Nicholsen, Morgan Freeman, Kellan Lutz swoonage Taylor Lautner, Li Gong, Ziyi Zhang, Rick mayll Ade Edmund,
Hobbies: Well.. Reading... Nothing else really...
Fears: Spiders (Who isnt?) Airplanes, Hights, Worms, Slugs, Flys, Moths, Daddy Long-legs, (It it weird if i say butterflies, yeah their beautiful but you know... Their kind of freaky...) Injections, Death, The concept of growing old, not being able to pursue a goal.
3 Strange Facts: i have purple hair, Im kind of a short-arse (I have a mate that reaches my shoulder it makes me feel better), I have an evil sence of humor (Yeah that will make its self shown in my fanfic)
Im actually pretty good with languages, ive done basic french and spanish, im doing german and actually PRETTY good at it, ive learnt 1-10 in traditional chinese, a couple phrases in italian and a few words in arabic. Along with obvious englishhh
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Damn. I need help. Any ideas for new fanfictions or she will be loved of forbidden, just message me :)
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