I Am Karma
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Joined 04-16-09, id: 1903345, Profile Updated: 10-29-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I am Karma.

Bite Me And Ill Bite You Back.

But my names really Georgia

Hey :)

StupidElectroGirl (Chloe) My Awesomeness of a BETA!

I am English. Muahaha. (What the hell are qtips?)

Im a bit of a Fanfiction addict

And i have a really bad system for Fanfic Writing. Get authors block. Write a new one. Then get stuck with that.

I have a group of friends that ill love and trust forever.

Favourite books: Harry Potter(s), Twilight(s), Angus thongs and Full-frontal snogging series, Skellig, Romeo & Juliet, The taming of a shrew, The host, Holes, Marked series

Favourite films: Twilight, Memoirs of a geisha, Angus thongs and perfect snogging, Little miss sunshine, Billy Elliot, Anastasia(Lol yes i kNow SAD!) Hot fuzz, Sean of the dead, Angels & Demons, The da vinci code, Jonas brothers 3D Expierence, Dogma Hanabal Rising... You know i could go on and on... and on

Favourite music: Jonas Brother (Yah going to the concert the day before my birthday people :)) Jacks Mannequin, Debussy. Greenday, HIM, Blink 182, Jesse McCartney, Paramore, Lenka, My chemical Romance, Muse (only a few though ;)), The cure, The script, Sophie Ellis Bextor, The Beatles, Dido, Eminem, Howie Day...

Favourite TV Programmes: Family Guy, (You know im strainging here, i dont watch tv much...) Bones (OOMGG! DID ANYONE WATCH THE SEASON FINALE! COME BACK BOOTH!) Cold case, Spongebob Squarepants (Stink!) Spaced, The young ones, Bottom, Little Britan Eergh... Anythink rick mayll, hes cool 8-

Favourite Actors/Actresses:Jodie Foster, Nichole Kidman, Jack Nicholsen, Morgan Freeman, Kellan Lutz swoonage Taylor Lautner, Li Gong, Ziyi Zhang, Rick mayll Ade Edmund,

Hobbies: Well.. Reading... Nothing else really...

Fears: Spiders (Who isnt?) Airplanes, Hights, Worms, Slugs, Flys, Moths, Daddy Long-legs, (It it weird if i say butterflies, yeah their beautiful but you know... Their kind of freaky...) Injections, Death, The concept of growing old, not being able to pursue a goal.

3 Strange Facts: i have purple hair, Im kind of a short-arse (I have a mate that reaches my shoulder it makes me feel better), I have an evil sence of humor (Yeah that will make its self shown in my fanfic)

Im actually pretty good with languages, ive done basic french and spanish, im doing german and actually PRETTY good at it, ive learnt 1-10 in traditional chinese, a couple phrases in italian and a few words in arabic. Along with obvious englishhh

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh,you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Are you tired, because you've been running hrough my mind all day.
Woman: Your still alive? Because you've been dying in my head all day.

Damn. I need help. Any ideas for new fanfictions or she will be loved of forbidden, just message me :)

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 273,399 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Horizon by greenpeach20 reviews
Part two of the Renesmee Series. Watch Jacob and Nessie explore their love and go through many adventures on the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 392,539 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Renesmee is that blood? by Misslittlepinkbag reviews
Renesmee is on the prowl and can't wait to sink her teeth into the Volturi. Will she cross the line and kill them?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 121,461 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Doing what they shouldn't be by Wingtear reviews
Sequel to Nessie & Jacob , sitting in a tree. A few years have passed, Nessie's finally finishing high school and it's time for her to be told everything. Problem is, she has a few wishes of her own for her graduation night and they go south, way south...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5805 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9496 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Book 1, Renesmee's Life : Clouded Moon by LiLAnnie123 reviews
Deep down Renesmee Cullen loves Jacob Black. But more than friends? She isn't even quite sure. Jacob is very tempted to tell her everything when discovering Nessie's interest to a boy at her school. Meanwhile, SOMEONE seeks revenge . . . who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,004 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Great Pretender by Kreative1 reviews
To escape the harsh realities of her life, Bella uses her imagination to blur the edges and "pretend" her world is more desirable. When her fantasies bring her to a mysterious house in the woods, her games of make-believe take a supernatural turn. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Starlight by Dani Rae11109 reviews
SEQUEAL to Confessions in Moonlight.MacKayla is all grown up now and is heading to highschool with the rest of the Cullens and her brothers.Will she find love or heartache when she meets her imprint,Wyatt?Can Mac be enough to save him from his dark past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
In the Shadow of Ursa Major by JosieSwan reviews
When WWI forever alters the lives of Bella Swan, Jasper, and Edward Cullen, the bonds between friends, lovers, brothers, father and sons will be tested. Will the tatters of their lives be mended, or are there some actions that can't be forgiven? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Renesme and Jacob's Story by Renesme CARLY Cullen reviews
All I can feel is joy. An unbelievable amount of happiness strikes me. His deep voice always captivates me from the second I hear it. His black eyes are mesmerizing. His mere presence sent my mind whirling. That’s what happens when he’s around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Master Race by Babette12 reviews
Alienated from the Cullens, Edward finds himself bored in South America. When he "hears" another vampire creating a master race he is intrigued. But who would be the perfect genetic material and what will be the cost to the human mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,557 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Loch Nessie Monster by It'll Be Anarchy reviews
Straight after Breaking Dawn. Nessie and Jacob have been the best of friends but what happens when she begins to grow up goes to high school and gets a boyfriend. Will Bella tell her about Jacob's imprint? Renesmee and Jacob - Please R&R NEW CHAPTER IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,708 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by Bellamy and Stump reviews
Revenge. How far can one person take it until it consumes them? Enter one jaded NYC native turned pop star, one dark knight, & one woman who is destined to ruin it all. OOC. AU/AH. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
They were the best of friends who promised to stay in touch after graduation. But that all changes when a night of romance turns into something so much more. Now seven years later, they are forced to meet up again. How will it all go down? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,279 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Threes a crowd by tashaandjessi-twilightrocksxxx reviews
Nessie and the rest of the cullens are going back to high school. But what happens when Jacob goes with them bringing his girlfriend Leah along.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Vampire, The Human and the Wolf by Shezzalou reviews
Bella is a lower class girl in a dingy school; she’s going out with one of the hottest boys there Jacob but a young, talented and extremely sexy Upper class boy Edward sweeps her off her feet into a world of magic, fun and blossoming romance!:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
And Her Tears Filled The Moon by greenpeach20 reviews
The story of two lovers that fought for the love they couldnt have.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 111,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Fallen Horizon by up2nogoodj5 reviews
Sequel to Rising Sun. Carlie has chosen Landon, will that prove to be the right choice? Will Jacob fight to keep her? The Cullens have taken the Volturi out, who will take over Volterra? will there be a bigger threat than anyone ever expected? PLEASE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,237 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Rising Sun by up2nogoodj5 reviews
Renesmee Carlie Cullen or as she likes Carlie Has been gone from forks for 82yrs, away from jake w/no contact. what will she find when she returns? will jacob still love her and want her? or will he have moved on. and who is that boy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forever & Always by ScarletRubie reviews
Sequel to One Step At A Time. Full summary inside! Enjoy Toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,907 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Wolf Fell In Love With The Loch Ness Monster by ForgottenSunlight reviews
Nessie is 17, & it's her first day at high school. & first time without her family. Jacob is starting with her; of course. She knows there is some kind of connection between them, but she doesn't know what. What will she do when she finds out? R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Truth Or Dare? by Heyyyymuscles reviews
A childish game of truth or dare between Renesemee and Jacob soon turns out to hold more than they had anticipated as their love blossoms. Will Jacob show Nessie that she can't live without him? R&R Normal pairings, set after breaking dawn - spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Nessie Chronicles: Book II by heySparkel reviews
Sequel to The Nessie Chronicles! When Nessie meets a couple of new friends, she thinks she has found somewhere she really belongs. But when someone from the past steps in, life for this half-vamp/half human takes a turn. But is it for the better, or worse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,642 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Lost in forever by CiwahPixie reviews
Renesmee is now 16 5 and is growing closer to Jacob everyday , but when her and Edward get in a fight she leaves home. Her and Jacob are trying to figure out their weird relationship and Seth starts getting closer than he should. First FF so please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
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The Fantasy reviews
When the one you love has been possessed by a demon and all you can dream of is the times of love and passion you once shared... Mafiaward BXE AH/AU OOC Dark themes. Crackfic. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
She will be loved reviews
Nessie doesn't know about imprinting all that she knows is that she loves jacob. Until one day edward finds out about the relation ships change and decides to take action before it can go further. Can she continue to love Jacob the way she did? ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Forbidden reviews
What if? What if bella was changed in 1672 by aro. What if she now belonged to the Volturi? What if there was a new born attack in forks? The volturi arrive in forks and what will Edward and bella think of eachother. Crap summary read inside!XD ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Corrupted reviews
Can dejected Bella Swan find solace in Forks High school or will she forever be trapped within this hellish life of a seventeen year old. OOC EXB AH/AU CANON ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
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