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Joined 04-16-09, id: 1903383, Profile Updated: 02-06-10
Author has written 7 stories for Chobits, Death Note, Naruto, Slayers, Pokémon, and Azumanga Daioh.

"Rising up from the cess pit of slash fiction to deliver a heavenly blow to all seriousness!!"

Author Info

Favourite Genres: Comedy, Action, Ultraviolence (is that even a genre?)

Favourite Mangaka: Tie between Kiyohiko Azuma and Kohta Hirano.

Favourite Author: Douglas Adams

Favourite Sports Teams: Moseley (Rugby Union), Warwickshire (Cricket), Aston Villa (Association Football), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (American Football)

Favourite Genre of Music: Thrash/(Melo-)Death/Power Metal, Grindcore

Favourite Band: Napalm Death

Fan of: Slayers, Hellsing, Black Lagoon, Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!, No More Heroes, Guild Wars, Napalm Death, Blind Guardian, Dragon Ball (sans Z and GT), Gurren Lagann.

Is in love with: Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Xellos, Yomi Mizuhara, Miyuki Takara, Nanako Kuroi, Yuki Nagato, Tsuruya...

Ships: No-one.

Story Info:

Currently working on They Kill Us for Their Sport (Action/Horror/Comedy), in the Kingdom Hearts universe.

May occasionally pepper my release schedule with mainly one-shots and drabbles.


Note: "What's next, Sailor Rupert?" and the Otaku Gazette series are being put on hold for an indefinite period.

One Week by kakumeimei reviews
Women can be scary enough at that time of the month. Now give her ridiculously strong pyromancer skills. One hormonal girl is enough to destroy an entire guild, and one week is all it takes.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
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What's next, Sailor Rupert? reviews
The girls get magical powers. We're screwed.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009
Acute Accent Removed from Pokémon Logo reviews
Third in the Otaku Gazette series of one-shots. The head of Pokémon International vents his frustration at the fanbase.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Lina Meets a Chav reviews
Lina enters a portal and ends up destroying Birmingham. Hooray! R&Ring appreciated.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Lina I. - Complete
Bureaucracy Gone Mad reviews
Lina recieves a strongly worded letter from the Sailoon Government.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Lina I. - Complete
True villain of Naruto revealed reviews
Second in the Otaku Gazette series of one-shots. The creator of Naruto talks to us about future plot developments.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Message to Death Note Users reviews
Light and Misa recieve an email.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Japanese Gymnastics Team Recruits Persacon reviews
First in the Otaku Gazette series of one-shots.
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete