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Hey I'm Zareen and I love Vampires & Werewolves!! Jacob has to be my all time favourite La Push wolf, while my favourite Vampire has to be Alice and Jasper. :D.

My favourite thing to say in a review or rather it's my trademark is ":D". You will find me saying that in all of my reviews. :D.

Copy an Paste here we go... (I actually find these fun...)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i might be but just to fictionl characters)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

Twilight copy and paste stuff:-

List twelve of your characters from twilight, in no particular order.



3.Emmett (He's the perfect big brother!)










1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, haven't read , shame it would be fun.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell Ya!! Jacob's my baby!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?’

What!! Bella got Edward pregnant!! Isn't it the other way around.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Leah and Carlisle. I don't think Leah would like that.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine. I think Alice likes her niece alot.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I don't think it would happen in a million years.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

It would be sweet. Fighting and sweet stuff. All the good and the bad things that happen to Emmett and Rosalie...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jasper and Edward fluff!! Only if they were gay which I don't think is gonna happen.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Seth/Bella... Brotherly and Sisterly love.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Can't get my head around you-Offspring.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jazz finally cracks at being called 'Jazzle' by Carlisle 'cause Carlisle thinks the name is sweet for his son. Benjamin steps in to stop Jazz ripping Carlisle's head off. Chaos ensues. Warning: Honey blond vampire going mental. Watch out for flying stones and fire! Another warning: watch out for extreme luv off Jazz because he is so kawii!!(Cute!)

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Leah. Just the other day, she's one of my friends fave charicters!

14. "(1.Jazz) and (7.Seth (WTF?!)) are in a happy relationship until (7.Seth) runs off with (4.Edward). (1.Jazz), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.Esme) and a brief unhappy affair with (12.Benjamin), then follows the wise advice of (5.Leah) and finds true love with (3.Emmett).”

You...are...sick... Why would Jasper follow LEAH's advice of all people. But I feel sorry 4 Jazz!

How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Seth/Jacob? Both werewolves, both slightly gay acting, perfectly understandable.

Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

6. Carlisle! He'd make a BRILL science teacher!!

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Alice is really kawii! But not hot since I am not a lesbian.

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Stamp out all ur werewolf brethren! THEY HAVE NESSIE!! Yeah, it succeeds

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Leah? Killing vampires. Or perhaps phasing back to human in a public area. (She'd have no clothes on)

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Jakey-boy!! He's older!

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Now it's my turn to tell the story by twilight addict 17 reviews
Sam breaks up with Leah, and all hell broke loose in Leah's life. my story has a lot of twist to it. I added new characters of my own to it. Read and review. Lot's of drama later on in the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 143,341 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Leah
Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
Leah's Journey by Lil' Dinky reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,506 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
I got a secret by twilight addict 17 reviews
Bree story. Full of drama, secrets and betrayal. Bree convinced the Cullen's she is a good vampire. She swears she won't kill Bella. She lied. Bree is full of secrets. Was she really the only survivor? Than comes the Cullen's. A family of good vampires. Is it really? One Cullen member, has a dirty secret. Is this person who they really say they are? Everyone has a dirty secret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bree
Primitive Impulse by CircadianLily reviews
A girl survives the crash amidst several boys, slowly swindling away their civilized selves to satiate their more innate cravings. Soon the struggle for survival threatens the existence of their innocence. Ralph/OC/Jack. Everyone's a few years older.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ralph, Jack M.
Life After You by Kaychan87 reviews
He was the school's number one troublemaker. She was the school's reigning princess. A chance meeting in detention brought them together. Can their relationship survive the odds against them? Gin x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
Fireworks by Kaychan87 reviews
A fireworks accident drives a young reporter to meet the first woman of pyrotechnics and the love of his life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kukaku S., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Play Pretend With Me by 13 reasons you suck reviews
Jake and Leah have a lot in common. But Jake can't seem to figure out if that makes things easier or just more difficult. What's Leah trying to pull anyway? Blackwater. Rated for swearing and kissing :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
100 Bleach Drabbles by Kaychan87 reviews
A series of short Bleach tales centered around various pairs in the Bleach-verse, both canon and crack. Edited to fix some typos and corrected name spellings to reflect official spellings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Bleach:School Days & Frostbitten Lightning by Tayomi Sakuri reviews
"There's no way I can ever tell Hitsugaya that the guy I fell in love with was him." She's into her first year at the Academy and she gets a cold boy as her tablemate.And she's determined to melt his icy heart. HitsugayaOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, S. Kusaka - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Bella's pregnant by Misslittlepinkbag reviews
Bella is pregnant but who is the father, she has not yet met the beautiful edward but what will happen if they finally meet. Will he want her pregnant?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella
Prelude to an ending by Hinan Nightbreeze reviews
This is a story Ive been throwing around in the ole noggin for a bit I added a character Noister. There might be a lemon later though I dont know yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Broken Moon by Mercury-Serenity reviews
Moon Clearwater always felt alone, unloved and unsafed. It took her seventeen years to find her place in the world, it wasn't easy, but love conquers all! Sequel to And Then Came You. Rating will change later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 120,815 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Embry, Seth - Complete
Fool For Love by eliza28 reviews
We all know that Bella can handle even the biggest of secrets, but what happens when they both have secrets to keep? And will Bella find the strength to save the ones she loves? BxE, AxJ, RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,624 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Falling For Brady: An Imprint's Story by Mercury-Serenity reviews
I was afraid that she was going to run out of the truck when I told her I was a werewolf. Her eyes searched mine. There was a certain spark in them. "Show me! Become a werewolf." she said, a smile on her lips. Brady's Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,847 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Brady, Seth - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Little Girls by eliza28 reviews
Bella and Alice are sisters and two of a kind. Their parents and Renee and Marcus Volturi. They are half-vampire/half-pixie and have powers beyond anything the world has ever seen. Full summary inside. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where Love is Found by newcomer77 reviews
Jasper, recently released from the Army, doesn't plan to meet Alice at a dirty bar. She's a perfect, gorgeous singer, and steals Jasper's heart. She preforms with her pianist brother, Edward. Love is pure for all, but it isn't allowed, either. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Unrelenting Guilt by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
The scene in New Moon from Jasper's perspective and the guilt he feels afterwards when his family is forced away because of his actions. Rated T for blood. Sorry about the rubbish summary. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Alone by Nikik reviews
They are both alone, they never imprinted. Embry/Leah Fic. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Leah
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
And Then Came You by Mercury-Serenity reviews
Ali Black-Cullen is different! She's neither a vampire or a werewolf. She can't seem to find her place in life. Her journey will take her to many situations and ordeals, that will point her in the right direction to finding herself. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Untold Tales by newcomer77 reviews
The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,191 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The truth behind the smile by Tinni reviews
What lies behind the smile of Ichimaru Gin? How can Gin and Rangiku make peace before he is put to death? How did it ever come to this?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
First Light by VampireWolf0131 reviews
After BD. Everythings fine. Except for the freaking vampires all over the place. Strange vampires, mysterious happenings. Leah and Seth are scared that they'll never imprint. Sucky summary, better story. please Read and Review. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Leah
Bed time stories by twilight addict 17 reviews
Leah now has an grandaughter. Sort of like the movie Princess brides but with an twist of course lol. She is telling her an story of how she and Sam met.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Leah, Sam
I Always Obeyed by newcomer77 reviews
From the long years of obeying & pleasing Maria to the time with Peter and Charlotte, Jasper endures situations only seen in people's nightmares. After such a long life of terror, could anyone love such a marred & shamed vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,601 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Comic relief 2009 and other LOL inducing oneshots by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
it's comic relief and ... Emmett stop gluing that nose to Jasper's face! Ahem sorry... anyways this is a twilight fanfic for comic relief! Hope you enjoy! R&R PLZ! This is now a collection of funny twilight oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009
Horrible Wonderful by The Pixiee reviews
Alice and Jasper had to leave, in order to help their family. Alice's thoughts as she runs away from her family to find that one blind spot that could save them. Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Now and for Eternity by XxWannaBetxX reviews
This is my take on how Jasper proposes to Alice. Set after they meet the Cullens. Please review, even if you hate it but tell me why. Enjoy! Hopefully
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maria Returns by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
Does what it says on the can. Maria discovers where Jasper is and decides to try to force him to come back by kidnapping the one thing he cares about, Alice! JxA obviously... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,861 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
First Encounters by shinyshine13 reviews
Just a Larten and Hibernius yaoi. Seba and Larten as well. Rated M for a reason.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Why You Should Be Afraid of Konan and Pein by BlackRoseMuffin reviews
PURE CRACK. In which there is cross-dressing, men forced into wearing dresses, mistaken identities, and much, much more—all because of Konan and Pein. rated M because of Hidan and Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
What Larten Doesnt Know by Masquerade Madness reviews
Larten is walking to check on Darren and Harkat when he hears strange thumps and creeks, and later he sees Kurda coming out of the room with the noises. What's going on? Crack fic, some OOC, KurdaOC. NOT A TWILIGHT CROSSOVER! D:
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Kurda Smahlt - Complete
Fights by The Pixiee reviews
Jasper and Alice barely ever fight. It is so seldom that they remember all their fights. One sticks out the most.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Welcome to Forks High, Home of The Cullens by newcomer77 reviews
Through the eyes of a normal Forks High student, what do they see? They see the perfect Cullens, but they know little of their lifestyle. See the world of Forks through human and vampire eyes alike. Before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Nessie Annoyed by almuvira reviews
Just your average teenager; growing up, melodramas, a boyfriend, a crazy family. With werewolves and vampires thrown into the equation. How does Renesme do it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Pull of Polaris by XFauxAfflictionX reviews
This is the tale of Jasper Whitlock from Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse as seen through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Renesme Carlie Cullen by Bea4 reviews
Bella and Edward's daughter: The struggles of a half human half vampire child.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Beyond the Looking Glass by Hopping Cricket reviews
One-shot: Jasper's insecurities blossom at the sight of his scars in the mirror. A little fic about love and of course, how it can conquer even the most gruesome of emotional and physical scars. Rated for sensuality. Pre-New Moon. AlicexJasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
How to Annoy Your Vampire Family EMMETT STYLE! by Krb13 reviews
Okay, you can probably guess what this is about just by the title. But if not. Okay so this is about Emmett annoying his family Bella's a vamp too in weird ways. And sometimes he can be totally random like me SO GET READING! AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
I'll Always Watch Your Back by Prettykitty07 reviews
We all have wondered, what if Sasuke had a younger sibling? Would he still be the same person? Would he still have his anger? You'll have to read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Summer Beach House by AkiraDawn reviews
What happens when the Akatsukis spend a week at the beach? Read if you're into something totally funny! Rated M as a safety, language R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete