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Okay, so maybe I forget to put disclaimers in my story/s, so I put it here instead. Oh, and story image links at the bottom.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

I am 15 year old girl. I live in NY, no not the city, I actually have a lawn.

My older sister has an acount to and she's a lot better writer than I am her pen name is Angels of Twilight, if you wanted to check out some of her stories here's a link to her profile- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1900287/Angels_of_Twilight

She has some pretty awesome ideas, so far my favorite is Finding Courage, and the new ideas she been coming up with. I call it her notebook story, but she's a awesome writer, she's been working on a story that I've been reading and it is outstanding, I want to published after she's done for her.

Some of my favorite bands/singers are: The All-American Rejects, Anna Nalick, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Carrie Underwood, Cold Play, Daughtry, 3 Doors Down, Edwin McCain, Eiffel 65, Evanescence, Eminem, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, The Fray, Gavin Rossdale, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Hellogoodbye, Jordin Sparks, Journey, Kelly Clarkson, Kevin Rudolf, Life House, Paramore, Pink, Queen, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Shinedown, Simple Plan, Theory Of A Deadman, Taylor Swift, We The Kings, etc...

Some of my favorite TV shows are: Mental, Merlin, House, Ghost Whisperer, Flashpoint, Cold Case, Bones, Vampire Diaries, Dollhouse, etc...

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before.

"Clear as pea soup!"

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bbye!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My favorite: My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

Stuff I thought was funny!

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES

" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Please PM me if these don't work anymore. I will check them now and then.

Dreams Or Reality:

Chapter 2:

Bella's Boys Like Girls T-Shirt-http://img.hottopic.com/is/image/HotTopic/953370_hi

Bella's Jeans- http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41aALRMnogL._AA260_.jpg

Bella's Black, White, and Red Vans-http://www.vans-era.com/images/womens-vans-shoes/womens-vans-shoes-2.jpg

Chapter 9:

Grey'71Pinto- https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/rendres/web/garage/pinto.jpg

Black, blue and sliver Suzuki GSX-R motorcycle-http://www.autotalk.com/pictures/data/1067/suzuki-750-gsxr-motorcycle-wallpaper.jpg

Red 2007 Honda Civic-http://www.body-kit.com/2006civic_red_nsr_zero.jpg

Bella's Rusty Chevy Truck-http://inlinethumb05.webshots.com/39236/2330232990032927439S600x600Q85.jpg-picture more rusty. Till later chapter, then like it is here.

Emmett's Jeep Wrangler with over head lights-http://www.twilightersanonymous.com/files/files/EMMETT_JEEP.png

Rosalie's red BMW M3 convertible-http://www.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/BMW-M3_Convertible_UK_Version_2009_1600x1200_wallpaper_01.jpg

Alice's Canry Yellow 911 Porsche convertible-http://www.caranddriver.com/assets/image/2007/Q2/050720070931345871.jpg

Edward's 2005 silver Volvo S40 D5-http://images.sytner.co.uk/w3images/used_stock/-47691/new_image_1.jpg

Chapter 11:

Nate's Motorclcle Helmet-http://www.harpersraceshop.co.uk/usrimage/cat1456.jpg

Chapter 12:

Bella's Country Shirt-http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MlqjtwhdKv0/SJH2jJHFGfI/AAAAAAAAAdo/DxClLll68lE/s320/country+plaid.jpg

Bella's Country Skirt- http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00NvotghyFLRqBM/7-For-All-Mankind-Jeans-Skirts.jpg

Bella's Country Leggings-http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00NvotghyFLRqBM/7-For-All-Mankind-Jeans-Skirts.jpg- imagine a little bit higher than the boots

Bella's Country Boots-http://images.windsorstore.com/images/products/1_90916_FS.jpg

Rosalie's Party Dress-http://media.redcatsusa.com/is/image/chadwicks/mm/2104_59519_mm.jpg

Bella's Party Dress-http://www.omiru.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/maggy-london-silk-chiffon-halter-dress_042808.jpg

Alice's Party Dress-http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=496334

Lauren's Party "Dress"-http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/73000412/Images/1/G7HP.jpg

Luna's Party Dress-http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eyNB9CR5IO0/ScZY13czw_I/AAAAAAAAABs/mgiLwNNvHlQ/s400/Coctail+party+dress+blue+b.jpg

Royal?:

I haven't put this story up so these links aren't in order but they will be as I put the story up.

Chapter 2:

Renee's Wedding Dress-http://www.bridalwave.tv/Berketex7Dec.JPG

Renee's Wedding Necklace-http://images1.lkimg.com/product-images--fd38e085ee7afaed884adf60f951a4dd73454c6e-beb2b4d27c79b81f--jpg_sqthumb_large--necklaces-925-sterling-silver-created-ruby-heart-pendant.jpg

Renee's Wedding Ear Rings-http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/4/124/T11889641.jpg-gems match necklace's.

Renee's Shoes-http://www.zappos.com/images/739/7395379/3279-586560-p.jpg

Renee's Hairstyle-http://www.women-hairstyles.com/images/wedding-veil.jpg

Maid Of Honor (Bella's Dress)-http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0ELQP4cLxF4/Rtlg2zxhbuI/AAAAAAAACS4/0W7Q8pQXlcc/s320/a2.jpg

Bella's Necklace-http://www.china-necklace.com/productsimages/925SrerlingSilvetNecklace_52860.jpg

Bella's Ear Ring's-http://www.silverandstone.com/images/sterling-silver-earrings.JPG

Bella's Shoes-http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JMJHMN40L.jpg

Bella's Hairstyle-http://static.becomegorgeous.com/gallery/pictures/alo-021809.jpg

Renee's BridesMaids' Dresses-http://image.lightinthebox.com/images/v/200903/iqsc1238475071578.jpg-same red as Bella's dress.

Chapter:

Bella's Wedding Dress-http://www.splendicity.com/files/400/2008/07/maggie-sottero-estella-blue-mist.jpg

Bella's Hairstyle-http://www.talkaboutwedding.com/images/small/hairstyle1.jpg

Bella's Necklace-http://www.fancypocket.sg/images/P/507632P.jpg

Bella's Wedding Ear Rings-http://creativessentialadornment.com/images/thumbnails/red-carpet_earrings.jpg

Bella's Shoes-http://piperlime.gap.com/Asset_Archive/PLWeb/Assets/Product/648/648075/main/pl648075-01p01v01.jpg

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Rushed Welcome by twilightlullaby reviews
AU: All are Human & it's slightly OOC. Rosalie, Bella & Alice live together in an apartment & Rose offers for her brother, Jasper, & his two best friends, Emmett & Edward, to live with them until they get their own place. What happens in those two weeks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Even Playboys fall in love by luver of darkness reviews
The boys are in a band,Edward is a playboy, what happenes when he meets Emmett's little sister, Bella?She hates Edward with a passion,Can he change and revel to her that he loves before something bad happenes and he loses her? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008
I Am An Illegal Employee by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella is working illegally in a club/hotel in New York. What happens when Alice has a vision and forces the whole family to go visit New York? Hmm...could love bloom? Or will something else happen? T for language and song lyrics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008
A Stormy Night 1 by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella, 22yr old single mother with a daughter. Edward, 26yr old divorced father with two children. So what happens when they meet each other? Can Edward undo the damage that was done to Bella's fragile heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Nightmares by BronzeHairedMystery reviews
Bella Smith lost her parents in a tragic accient when she was 11. She is now 15 and has been fostered by Charlie and Renee swan, what happens when she starts a new school in forks? and meets the other new kids? Normal Parings- EXB RXE AXJ. Please Review. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Death Eaters Mark by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Everyone is in their 6th year at Hogwarts. Bella gets to school and is her normal self. She is best friends with the Gryffindors. She is a Slytherin. What happened during the Holidays that has changed her so much? Will the Dark Lord ever be defeated? BxE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella
Abused Bella by Carpie Noctrum reviews
Bella Swan was not an ordinary girl she had misfortunes like everyone else but she had some of the worst fortune. Bella Swan was eight when it started, when her life became more of a nightmare than a fairytale. This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Bad Romance by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. Bella is the New Girl. Edward is the school bad boy, with the rumours and reputation to match. Is any of it true? Will Edward's bet wreck everything he didn't even know he wanted? Street races, parties, piercings and a motorbike equals romance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,417 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Always by twihard22 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are famous singers. Both have had bad relationships. Now, they meet and their worlds change. Can Bella accept she is the one for Edward? Can they put their pasts behind them and be with one another? Way better then sum! Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,979 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twins by AwesomeSamster reviews
Bella goes to live with her dad and twin brother, Jacob. But living with her brother has made her see his true colors. He isn’t always the nice caring brother she thought she knew. He is the polar opposite of her. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worthless by AwesomeSamster reviews
Both Bella's parents have died and she has no one left. What will happen when a mysterious family adopts her and she falls for one of them? B/E First FanFic! Co-written with jrfan81! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! SM DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10603 - Favs: 11,674 - Follows: 12,372 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by hillroy reviews
He's the school player, and she's the new girl from Phoenix. He's a jerk, she's hardheaded. The last thing anybody expects is for these two to fall in love, especially since they undeniably hate eachother. All Human. OOC. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,198 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008
My Baby Edward by HisAngelicDemon reviews
A car accident in 1918 causes a young baby to become an orphan and be in the hands of a newborn vampire. While trying to control her thirst for the baby, Bella Cullen, tries to take care of him. Of course the werewolves in the area won't allow it...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,624 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward
Donnas University for the Talented by Dark-Reader-Dude reviews
Bella is new to Donnas University for the Talented, a school that only excepts the best. There she meets Edward, the school player.She has no interest in him, which makes Edward want her more. Sorry, I suck at summarys, better one inside ExB AxJ EmxR JxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wedding Cake by mybirdhouse reviews
Edward is getting married to Jessica, Bella just happens to be the wedding cake designer. Alice and Rosalie soon become her best friends. What happens when Bella begins to fall for the groom? Read&Review Loves!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,928 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by Muirn Beatha Dans reviews
We probably shouldn't be doing this.." She looked into his green eyes as they lay on her bed late at night. A tragic fire leaves Edward and Alice with no place to go. They are invited to stay at the Swan Residence. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009
Vampires in MiddleEarth by XxShadowDragonxX reviews
I feel it in the water...I feel it in the eath...I smell it in the air...I am Isabella Everstar an Elf of Rivendell...I thought I left it all behind...Forks...Charlie...the Cullens...but I was wrong...Complete
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,290 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Gandalf, Bella - Complete
Untouchable Like A Distant Diamond Sky by xoxo41 reviews
Edward Cullen is the football captain who is dating the cheerleading captain, Tanya. Bella Swan is the average best friend to Edward who is secretly in love with him. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karaoke Nights by lovegrizzlybearEmmett reviews
Bella Swan was never the kind of person to go to the big football games,so she and her friend Alice sing every Friday instead.One night,kids from their school show up.Will they help start a new tradition?And will romance start when Bella sings with Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whatever It Takes by tinaababy reviews
Bella Swan has leukemia. She's been in remission for almost five years but just as she reaches that five year mark she relapses. Will she succumb to the illness or can the new doctor put a smile on her face? AU, AH, & OCC. Longer summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comforting Love by KezzaWhitlockHale reviews
All human. Bella and jasper are siblings. Emmett and Edward are brothers. Rosalie and Alice are Bella's best friends. Emmett and jasper are best friends. Bella and Jacob are together. What happens when Bella meets Emmett's younger brother?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arranged Love by KezzaWhitlockHale reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since pre-school.They are madly in love with each other but don't know of the other ones feelings.Fate changes when thier parents confess that they have been planning their wedding since birth.How will they react?AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Comes With The Wind by surfgirl1 reviews
The Hale twins and Dr. Cullen's son hang out all the time, but they all want something more; to fall in love. Then the Swan family moves to town. What happens when you add skateboarding, baseball, boys, and high school drama? High School: Extreme Edition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Life, Love & Death by GoInOneDirection reviews
Elena Gilbert's parents died 4 years ago shes finally recovering to go live with her Aunt Susie and her brother Jermy and little sister Margret, one very strange day at school she meets two handsome strangers. some bloody violence and cursing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Elena G.
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Misguided Ghosts by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
He was the most caring, wonderful, loving boyfriend anyone could have...until he turned into a vampire. Now my only hope of escaping....is if I die. "Would someone care to clissify? a broken heart and twisted minds, so I can find someone to rely on."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Finding Courage by Angels of Twilight reviews
Bella is a vampire who just moved to Forks and enrolls in Forks High. She meets the Cullens, who are also vampires. All but Edward. He is paralyzed from the waist down and hasn't been changed for the fear that it won't cure him. Can Bella's new powers help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,191 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mission of Chance by xkoolxmonkyx reviews
3 girls at one academy, 3 guys at another. Neither group knows about the existence of the other. What will happen when by a twist of fate, the two schools must combine for a year and these 6 lucky students get chosen to undertaken a mission together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,123 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen, Professional Pizza Deliverer by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a normal book junkie stuck in a boring rut. What happens when she meets an extremely hot pizza boy? And why does this pizza boy look so familiar? Edward plus hot fresh pizza equals the greatest thing in the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just A Waitress by So Wrong It's Amber reviews
Bella is working as a waitress when she meets Edward. But does she stand a chance with him? After all, she's just a waitress... A Twilight story, OOC, all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,541 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
525,600 minutes by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan is a hooter's girl,and doesn't take anyone's shit.No one has caught her eye until Edward comes in one day.Mesmerized with him,she makes a painting of him.What happens when he sees it in a museum in NYC?He scours the city to find her sum inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,842 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Swing Swing by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Edward Cullen was a rebel, bad boy, skater, excellent student and was cheated on by his girlfriend. When Edward breaks up with her can a shy girl mend his heart back together again? Can they be together or will his Ex try and break them apart? AAR songs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,741 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Quiet Hearts by AlkalineLeigh reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up as best friends.As Bella realizes she's falling in love with him,will she be able to keep her feelings hidden to save their friendship?Or will everything change when she watches him fall for someone else? Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Own Music by In the Name of Merlin reviews
Bella and Edward hate eachother. Alice thinks they should go out, so she balckmails them into telling the whole school that they are. What will happen between the famed duo? AH, Now full story. Rated T just because. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS! Sorry, everyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Own Fault by DaisyBell2 reviews
Bella!" His voice cried as my back was slapped by the icy waters, dragging my under. This was it. I deserved this. I didn't deserve to live after everything I had done to him, all the pain I put him through Death didn't seem like a fair enough punishmen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
Secrets of Death by poisonedbirth reviews
I had come face to face with my killer. Now, he was going to kill me. How could this person I thought I knew do all these things? AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Don't Want To Love Him by FutureMsAndreaCullen reviews
Bella lives with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. Everything is great until Bella finds out she has unwanted feeling towards Emmett's Best friend. Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ashford Academy by madhatter2369 reviews
Ashford was once the prestigious academy for witches all around the world. Now it is an academy for all three magical species: vampires, werewovles, and witches. Will sparks be ignited or will brigdes be burned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,637 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
Between Two Trees by carmelinagunn reviews
A story about Edward told through Bella. A love story. A loss story. A fantasy story. "When I grow up I want to be nothing at all" No vamps, canon pairings, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
She Wolf by HisAngelicDemon reviews
Life is not fair. Bella Swan knows that. She also knows that her parents are lying to her, and she's being controlled by her Alpha, Sam. Soon she finds her break from life. She imprinted on a vampire. **Won a Sizzling Story Award: Best Story with Wolves**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,046 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Bella and Gabby by A K Mason reviews
Bella and her sister Gabby move to Forks, Washington after their mum gets remarried. They've grown up in England so this is a big change for them. Canon pairings, AH, AU, ooc in some cases. Rating to be safe. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,913 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daybreak by DaisyBell2 reviews
As I stood there, waiting for Death to take me, I was suddenly vividly aware of what I was doing.I was about to give my life for this girl, the girl I loved"-Edward Cullen's life couldn't be worse when he moves to Forks, until he meets amber eyed Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,754 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Happily Ever After by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Alice and Bella have been best-friends since they were 12. Now Alice's brother, Edward, is coming over to stay with them over the summer. Does Bella have feelings for him? All human. ExB RxE AxJ....R&R Thanks. : Rated T just in case!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward: The Womanizer by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Bella is new to Forks High.She meets Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper. She also meets Alice's player of a brother, Edward. Edward has feelings for Bella that he's never had for anyone else. Bella has feelings for Edward to. Can she change his player way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Looks Like You Have Some Competition! by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Bella is not your everyday girl. When Edward – Jock – and Jasper – Rocker- Come to town, how will she cope? They both have feelings for her and she has feelings for them. Only one person will decide who gets her and it’s…YOU! Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009
My Lost Hope by SnappleApple450 reviews
Bella returns to the Cullen's house after seven months of loneliness and abandonment. She finds an address. Could this be her ticket to finding Edward or more disappointment? And if she finds him, can she forgive him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Back To Your Heart by tinaababy reviews
Bella & Edward grew up together but as they got older they drifted apart. Though Bella wanted to salvage her friendship with Edward she moves away to California and 5 years later she comes back and the two of them are thrust to be together. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,270 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight University by bluefire022 reviews
Seventeen-year-old Isabella makes one of the hardest decisions of her life; she decides to leave everything behind to attend a famous University in New York. What happens when she meets a certain bronze haired boy named Edward Cullen? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,695 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Catch Me by Purple Staplers reviews
Bella is a dancer. Edward is a dancer. Edward hates Bella. Bella hates Edward. But when the two are forced to come together with their dance careers on the line, can the hate dissolve? Will love blossom? Can they really have it all? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Friends with Benefits by Twilightfever reviews
AU Bella is dating the famous David Black. Life couldn't be better for Bella, until David best friend moves to Forks, Edward. Will Bella throw her love for David for his best friend Edward and brake his heart? E X B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,031 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Story by dress up romance xx reviews
For as long as she can remember, Bella’s parents have hated the Cullen’s. She has been forbidden to ever speak to them and that’s perfectly fine with Bella. But what happens when she gets stuck at a party with Edward for three hours? How much can change i
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ignite by SweetMandyB reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Masen were ten year old soulmates. Bella moved to New York and gets engaged to a famous NFL player. But she has some old business back in Forks to take care of first. Can Bella and Edward reignite old flames before it’s too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Letter That Started it All by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella lives in Arizona, Edward in Washington. A penpal project is issued to both students and all their classmates. What happens when the two get each other for penpals? Rated T just in case. All Human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,380 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Runaway by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Bella has run away from her father Aro, the leader of the Volturi. She didn't want to but she didn't want to be locked in the castle anymore and is truely sad to leave. She is on the run from the Volturi guard but then years later she meets Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella
It's Such a Small World, right? by Kate Lotus reviews
Bella's a ballerina who has 2 jobs to pay for lessons; while Edward's a street dancer despite his rich family. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. Not finishing. DD:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meant to Be Broken by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella makes a New Year's resolution not to date any more athletes after getting burned by her football-playing ex, but Edward the quarterback might just make her throw her resolution out the window. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,206 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella, with her dyed black hair and converse vs. the forever adored, khaki-wearing Edward. They're polar opposites, sure...But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
24 Girls In Seven Days by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Co-written by imma vampire. Edward is dared to date 24 girls in 7 days. A bet is put in place. What happens when Alice and Rosalie sign Bella up and she ends up being girl number 23? Will she be able to steal the heart of Forks Highs' player? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Head in the clouds by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has had a tragic past and it affects her daily life by the nightmares that haunt her. When she moves to Forks she meets a lifeline, Edward. Too bad Edward has a girlfriend though. Not your typical I'm-in-love-with-my-best-friend story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Retriever by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Seventeen year old Bella, alone, walks dogs for a living. Edward, nineteen, lost in his big family, learning to be a doctor. What happens when these two characters meet? Is it love? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
Shut Up and Drive by AliceCANcu reviews
Bella is one of Arizona's top street racers... but she's a secret to the world What happens when she is sent to Froks after a tragic acident? Well... Read on to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi by Sovoyita reviews
My name is Isabella Marie Swan Volturi and I have been held captive against my will for the past seven years of my short, insignificant life. This so-called “home” I live in has been nothing short of a prison cell for me ever since I got here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,817 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11314 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Would you like fries with that? by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella, fresh out of college, settles for working at Mcdonalds while she looks for work, then she meets successful yet arrogant lawyer Edward Cullen on a long business trip. Sparks don't fly straight away, but will they still be together? AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Selfless by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has a hard life. Scratch that, hard doesn't cover it. Mum's an addict to Alcohol and Drugs. Step Dad's abusive. And Bella has to take care of her 2 younger siblings. Can the beautiful new kids help Bella out of this mess before she collapses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding my way through a Festival by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Siblings Bella and Emmett are ready to relax at the big music festival this summer. They didnt expect what really happened...just some fluff, laughs and a lot of good music. BXE, JXA, RXEM, AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
sk8er grl by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
bella is a clumsy skater girl. edward is a preppy vamp. what happens when they are thrown into the same school? disclaimer i don't own twilght or any of the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eternal Love by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
Bella is in a band. She meets the new kids 5 beautiful teenagers. Edward and his family are vamps. Bella is human. I own nothing unless I specifically say that I own something.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks School Of Performing Arts:Twisted by BoredumKilledTheBeast reviews
Bella moves to Forks to attend a boarding school of performing arts.Whta happens when she falls inlove with two guys?How will she decide btween the two guys when one is a hot blond skater,and the other is a hot bronze soccer player?T just in case POSTPONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009
Breaking the Crew Rules by BoredumKilledTheBeast reviews
Skater Hater? re-write. He was a skater, she did parkour. Could she risk being kicked out of her crew, the only people who cared about her, just for the guy she thinks she hates with her whole being? OR could it truly be love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bookstore Fairytale by ashley2707 reviews
Bella finds an old diary in a local second-hand bookstore. At first she just thinks it's an ordinary teenage girl's diary, but then she realizes that it has an uncanny similarity to her life. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tomboy Bella by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella grew up to be a tomboy with her brothers Jasper and Emmett. When they move to Forks with their dad, Bella, Emmett, and Jasper's lives might get a lot more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thing's Are Not What They Seem by GoInOneDirection reviews
Elena Swan and Bella Swan are New and meet's 5 strange men whom her 3 sister's and Them take a liking to.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Elena G.
Tuned and Confidential by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH. Edward is a well-known musician with a dark secret. Bella is a college student/waitress. After several awkward encounters, love becomes an unexpected visitor. Together, they uncover the mysteries of the past. But what stands in their way? Summary CH1.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,077 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Save This Last Dance by blond bombshell reviews
Bella Swan was tired of looking for that perfect romance and instead chose to only love dancing, but when she meets famous choreographer Edward Cullen, she wonders if her search for love really is forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
Misery Bussiness by Darian Uchiha reviews
Tanya has a body like and hour glass, the most popular girl in forks. I'm Bella Swan. Read about me loosing my best friend to a witch that is out to ruin my life. EXB JXA EXR JXL SXE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
Life in Forks by CaptainFinn reviews
Bella moved from Phoenix to Forks to live with her father. She made friends with the Cullens. Edward Cullen was a famous student from Forks High School, and had a way to handle girls that known as 'players', and Bella didn't like it. AH/AU. B x E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,446 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Love, Broken Promises by Anniecullen22 reviews
Bella and Jacob visit Forks for a few months. They go to school and Bella falls for Edward her father's rivals' son. Knowing they won't be together she still becomes friends with him. what will happen to them? and what feelings does Jacob have? full sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
I See Her by sisterhoodfan reviews
GOOGLEWARD CHALLENGE ENTRY: "I love her Jasper, and she loves me. Though shes not real." -Full Summary Inside. AH/OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Country Flower by Dark-Reader-Dude reviews
AU, SAKURAxMULTI. Naurto and the gang are Demons and are in the country side to get away from the hate that surrounds demons. When they go searching for something to do when they find Demon hating Sakura, the rest of the summary is inside,please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sakura H.
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Prince by x3EmberMuffin reviews
Edward is a prince of the small country Moons. Bella is a samll town girl. When the meet on a plane there is an instant spark but neither think they will ever see each other again. Complete Summary inside. Please read.ExB EMxR JxA CxEs. Rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,913 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hate and Love by april93 reviews
When Edward fails a biology test, Bella is bribed into tutoring him for letters of recommendation,Edward needs to pass to stay on the football team. Will they manage to overcome their difficulties and manage to work together? On permanant hiatus: 2/12/11
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
soccer Obsession by midsummerpassion reviews
Bella is a rising soccer/swim star, she movies from Cali to North Caroline were she meets Edward the Swim/Soccer star. All is fair in in love and sports. All are human...atleast for now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
You're Not Sorry by Keely Jade reviews
“I’m bored,” Emmett said. Who knew two simple words could change a seventeen-year-old Edward life in so many ways? "I dare you to put my theory to the test. You have fourteen days to get some sorry-ass girl to say I love you." And that girl? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Stay by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Do you ever have those dreams? The ones where the hot “Hollywood It Boy” miraculously shows up on your doorstep to use your bathroom. Or he accidentally bumps into you at a bar and offers to buy you a drink. What if it came true? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Black Notebook by Rossie reviews
“What are you saying Edward Cullen?” I spat, water running down my chin. He stepped closer to me and slid his hands onto my hips. “I’m saying that I’m in love with you, too, Isabella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Boy In Town by Katelynlovestoo reviews
Bella is with a very abusive Mike. What happens when she meets Edward, the new boy in town and sparks flair? Can he show her what real love is like or will she stay with what she is used to? ooc all human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,406 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
All American Girl by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Edward is the football star. Bella is your everyday girl. She also writes and sings songs. What happens when the jock falls for the singer and vise versa? Based off the song All-American Girl by Carrie Underwood. Beta Reader is Angels of Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Impossible Circumstances by twilighty reviews
Edward loves Bella, but he also loves what’s -or rather who’s- getting in the way. When he finds himself in a lose-lose situation how will he handle it… That’s why its never simple to fall in love under Impossible Circumstances.. E&B All Human Slight OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,775 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Search & Destroy by The Smiling Dead reviews
Bella’s out to get every Vampire she finds; it’s her job. But when she meets Edward Cullen, will her emotions get in the way of her goal? And will she ever be a vampire hunter again? ExB, JxA, RxE -- Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
To love or to hate? by twilightfreak4ever reviews
My name is Bella swan. I moved to forks. I fell in love with the guy I hate. How to describe him? Playboy-ish, jerk, loving, caring and drop dead gorgeous. No, really, he could drop dead at any moment. bella/edward, alice/jasper, rose/emm All human/for no
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unconditional by Angels of Twilight reviews
Sequel to Vengeance. Bella and Edward are married and everything is great until one hunting trip and a couple of unknown vamps turn their peaceful world upside down. Bella saves a life, but what else will be thrown at them? Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,355 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I see Paris, I see France by SnappleApple450 reviews
Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
Meeting You by edwardcullenluvr626 reviews
Bella finally goes to college. Being there she meets two of her roomies, Tanya and Alice. When Bella and Edward realize there true feelings, what complicates there relationship? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Technically in Love by AlyssaLutz reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan. Two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? or a disaster in the making? Cannon Pairings. Co-written with aminea88.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,693 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Fate Brought Us Together by Angels of Twilight reviews
Set in NM. Bella and her daughter go on the cruise ship, Titanic. It never sailed in 1912. What happens when the Cullens end up there, too? Including Edward? And when fate seems to want to rip them apart again, what will happen? Will everyone live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,191 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Shouldn't Judge A Book By Its Cover by xsarahskankx reviews
AH. In college,Bella HATES Edward Cullen and refuses to even give him a chance to change that, regardless of what her brother Emmett says. When one of Edward's friends accidentally pushes him into Bella forcing them to speak, will a relationship ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,792 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lurking In the Shadows by Vanwa Lullaby reviews
Once I was just two blocks from the store, I got a feeling. Something didn't feel right, like I shouldn't be there. I knew I should have turned around, and told Angela something was up. I knew I should have done something, anything except to keep going.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Only Hope by bamma reviews
It all comes down to who is by your side." Bella comes to Forks to start over. When she meets Edward, sparks fly in the wrong way. Can the two find their miracles before it is too late? Sick!Bella, Vampire!Cullens, Brotherly!Emmett cause I like him!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by Keely Jade reviews
Since eighth grade, when Bella and Edward first met, Bella has been in love with Edward. But in present day time, Edward is a player. When their time together finally comes, will Bella be one of those girls he plays? AU/AH Canon couples! Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,986 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Blame Me by sisterhoodfan reviews
AU/AH: "It was just one night of laughter and drinking. It changed both of our lives..." Edward was driving home from a party, drunk, he happens to hit Bella Swan along the way. OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Gone by Vanwa Lullaby reviews
One-shot. I raised the gun with a shaking hand to my chest, right over where my heart should be. I brought it right up to my chest so that it was pushing into my ribs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hands Down by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
Relationship status: Single. Although, in love with one best friend whilst dodging unwanted advances from my other best friend. Bella, Edward and Jake are Bestfriends. What happens when four other friends get tired of this triangle and decide to 'help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Drama by x3EmberMuffin reviews
Bella is lead of the Drama department at school. Edward is a super Jock/Player. What will happen when they get cast as Romeo and Juliet? Will they hate each other or fall in love? I suck at summarys. Please read it's better than it sounds ExB AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,657 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella The Gymnast? by SPOONS Secret Agent Alice reviews
AU/All Human: Bella is a depressed gymnast. She has 2 brothers, a father and a mother, and great friends, but she feels all alone. What will happen when she meets the sweet and lovable Edward, a musician, can he save her... from herself? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dreaming of You by bukwc reviews
Isabella Swan dreams of the boy she has two classes with. But will Edward Cullen ever notice clumsy Bella? This is my first story so please RR. ExB AxJ EmxR Rated T for some older language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,202 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Healed by the broken by Find Perfection In My Pride reviews
Bella Swan was raped and now has a three year old daughter. Edward Cullen is a paramedic. Something brings them together, but what if that something means Bella Swan could die? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Roommate's by nicky40 reviews
Edward has always asked Bella OUT. She has always turned him down. They hate each other. He's a player and soccer captain, she's popular and responsible now there head boy and girl at William's.will sparks fly when they live together? All HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,728 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Death's Sweet Touch by bellaklutz2010 reviews
There standing before me was the woman I had been searching for since I became a vampire. Edward no, Alice spoke through her mind. Listen to me, you can’t touch her. If you touch her you will kill her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,584 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is It Love? by x0xTarax0x reviews
Bella's boyfriend of two years dumps her a week after graduation, she wants to get away so she goes to live with her aunt is southern new hampshiere. Can the charming boy who lives down the road get her to forget? R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tortured by crazylove95 reviews
Her whole life Bella has been put through torment. What happens to Bella to make her live with the Cullens. With haunting memories, and bratty girls how can Bella survive? How can bella and Edward be together when everything goes wrong? EXB eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen, my CEO ! by CindeBella reviews
Bela absolutely hates her job and someday, tired of everything and everybody, she just spills all of her issues to a random man at a cafeteria. Problem is: random guy just turned out to be the owner and CEO of the company she was complaining about...oops!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 203 - Published: 8/1/2009
Show Me The Sky by sisterhoodfan reviews
Bella leaves her groom and stays on an Island with Dr. Cullen and his mysterious son. But when their past demons come, Bella has no choice but to face her own. Co-written with Zombie's Run This Town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Come Find Me by OhhhhMyyyCullen reviews
Better summary inside. Bella and Emmett's parents are murdered and they then move with emse and Carlisle, Bella's godparents. Will the family bonds they make hold keep them together when strange things begin to happen. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Soccer With Her by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella is a tomboy and is captain on the soccer team. Edward is a new student but he’s also excellent in soccer, and is very cocky, they are both very competitive; Bella hates him at first but will things start to change between the two players?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
There's No Place Like Home by TaquitoEveningStar reviews
Bella's father is a traveling business man, so wherever he goes, she goes. When she finally puts her foot down to moving, her parents send her to live with the Cullens. She meets six brothers. Edward, the hated one, intrigues Bella and hides a dark past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella
Youth, Caesar, and the Neverending Needles by ahemyywe150 reviews
Roommates at the age of 17. More like jail mates. And you don't fall in love in jail. Well, you do if your father's a suddenly hospitable cop who takes in a dangerously beautiful deliquent as a favor to said deliquent's father. All Human. Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Very Own Singer by surfgirl1 reviews
Edward hears someone singing in the forest. Will he get there in time, or will someone else beat him to it? And what will Edward do when its up to him to save her? My first fanfic, so go easy on me and still write lots of reviews. Summary sucks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Edward Masen Must Die! by The Smiling Dead reviews
John Tucker Must Die/Twilight. Bella moves back to Forks, where she meets Alice, Rose, Angela and of course... Edward; who is no other than the schools player! The girls plan to take him down, but Edward has a secret of his own. Will the tables be turned?
Crossover - Twilight & John Tucker Must Die - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The New Begining by x0xTarax0x reviews
Bella's brother Emmett brings Rose, Alice, Jasper, and lastly Edward, back from his private highschool, for thanksgiving. How will Bella get along with all of them? And what will she do when Edward asks her a question, she has been waiting to hear. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
Adventures in Camping by cuttheshenanigans reviews
Edward and Bella don't exactly like each other. At least, they don't appear to. What happens when Carlisle and Charlie insist on everyone going camping together? Will happiness or hate ensue? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was Love In A Little Note by sisterhoodfan reviews
AH: It was just him trying to cheer her up with a little note, but it lead to something more than happiness. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camp Twilight by Rossie reviews
“Welcome to Camp Twilight!” he thrust his arms in the air. “This, actually, is where you’ll be spending your summer!” My head shot up. Oh. Crap. *UA *AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009
Together Again Twilight by Vampirefanatic reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends. Then Bella moved far away. She became an orphan, and Edward's family was adopting. What happens when they meet again? ExB Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Boarding School Bet by cuttheshenanigans reviews
ON HIATUS.Lauren Mallory is a cruel manipulative Queen Bee while Bella is, in her opinion, the average high-schooler. Lauren treats Bella horribly but she's not going to take it anymore... Edward Cullen is unattainable. L&B aren't going to let it...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells reviews
Sparks fly when Bella meets a handsome stranger at her birthday party. What happens when she finds out he's her best friend's brother and they're now living in the same house? Is love in the air for a devestated Bella? All Human. Feel good romance. BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Unexpected Chance at Love by liveurlifecrazy reviews
Bella Swan has the perfect life. Then one day she looses everything is forced to go to Public School. Ashamed she breaks up w/her bf. Heartbroken, Bella believes she'll never love again. Can the gorgeous Edward Cullen change her mind? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Another Love Story by liveurlifecrazy reviews
On her first day at Forks High School, Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen. Eventually she realizes she loves him but will her past get in the way of her happiness? sucky summary but give it a chance! title subject to change All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,199 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fairy Tale by Bella-Piano reviews
I stopped breathing, watching the seen in front of me. That's when I relised I was in love with Edward. And he was in the middle of the worst thing to be in. A death match. "What should I do?" I asked my self. All I got was silence. E/B - R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,382 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Mr Brightside by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Edward is a complete Nerd with a HUGE crush on Bella. When Emmett and Alice give him a make-over will Bella know who this stranger is? Better than it sounds. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Plaid Shirt by anitaah reviews
Bella and Edward meet at Boomers.They both feel this chemistry,but neither of them know each others name.What will happen when they meet again and fall in love but don't recognize each other?Will Bella find the red plaidshirt?co-written crazytwilightcutie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vengeance by Angels of Twilight reviews
Bella is thrown into a 77 year old conflict between Edward and James. She knows the vamp secret. What happens when she turns out to be James's source of revenge against Edward? Will Edward be able to save her before she ends up like Victoria? Dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her fate was to die by SummerRavyn reviews
After Edward leaves in NM Bella gets sick, and starts to think that fate wants to catch up with her. AU,E/B Sad in parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tennessee Life by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Edward and his family are going to Tennessee to visit a family friend, the Swans. Bella is a farmgirl who loves Tennessee. Based loosely on Hannah Montana: The Movie. It has no association with Hannah Montana at all! Just the story plot a little bit. BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Cinderella Story by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Bella is your modern day Cinderella. Step mom, step sisters, and the showoff Edward Cullen. Bella lives and breathes dance. Will she make it into the MSPA? Will Edward become the nice guy before all the fame? BxE Another Cinderella Story x Twilight
Crossover - Twilight & Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella
Spaghetti by SnappleApple450 reviews
A new version of Twilight if things played a little differently. Does spaghetti start a whole new course for Bella? One slip of Bella's clumsiness and the Cullen's get involved. Find out what happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Prodigal Son by Shai Butter reviews
All human! It's 1918 in London. Bella has just moved into the estate next to the Cullens. She and Alice immediately hit it off, becoming best friends. What will happen when the Cullens' prodigal son, Edward, returns from a rebellious flight? R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Friend Alice by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
What if Bella made friends with Alice instead of Edward when she first moved to Forks? What if she discovered their secret by accident? My first fanfic, please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,625 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007
Snow Boarding by Acorn9881 reviews
Bella's into her studies at Yale. Edwards into the girls at Yale. How will a snow boarding accident pull them together, and will Edwards player ways get in the way? This is my first fan-fic so I hope it's good. Original pairs. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love will find a way by penelope25 reviews
Bella is the school nerd while Edward is the school jock and player. They hated each other but what happens when their moms know each other & decided to have vacation together. Will love truly find its way between two different creatures? Please read this
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Living in Limbo by madhatter2369 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends, both oblivious to their feelings. Just as they are about to proclaim their love for each other, disaster strikes. Can they make it through or will they forever live in limbo?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
How To Save A Life by TaquitoEveningStar reviews
When a girl's diary is found, her secrets are spilled to random strangers from her school that lead to remorse yet to be endured. No one knows why she did what she did or what went on in her life, but the truth is soon to be revealed.OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Carve Out My Tears by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
R&R/BxE- Living in a hospital isn't as easy as you may think, especially when your damned to falling in love with that random guy in the lobby that came to see his sister-who broke her arm. This is just FANTASTIC. -Please give story a chance-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The New Bella rewritten by x0xTarax0x reviews
Bella's parents die, and she moves to Forks to live with her moms old best friend from highschool. What will happen when she meets Emse's children. Alic and Edward will hav very diffrent affects on her. R&R! Rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella
We're Just Friends by x0xTarax0x reviews
Bella and Edward had been best friends forever, but what will happen when there true feelings will come out on Bella's 16th birthday? Bigger Summary inside! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Edward Can't Read Your Mind by Stephaniiie reviews
Twilight lyric parody of the song "Things that go bump in the night" by the allstars. My friend and I were bored and we decided to do this. Ie- our feeble attempt at humour. If you like it, please review. It is all we ask. Thanks
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wings and Immortals by Bella-Piano reviews
Bella Swan isn't human. She moves in with her uncle to learn more about her kind. When there she meets Edward Cullen, the vampire. What happens? Read to find out! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,276 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till the end by penelope25 reviews
Edward and Bella are both detectives. They were separated by a false accusation in their early teens as a trainee. They meet again when asigned in the same mission but what if fate tries to separate them, will they be able to show their love till the end?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Out by rose-bel reviews
Bella returns to Forks to live with Charlie. her best friends Alice and Rosalie decide its time for Bella to stop shying away from attention and get some boys to notice her. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
Trailer Park Boy by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human EXB. After moving to Forks, Bella meets Alice and Co. along with the school recluse, Edward Masen. What has him shutting out everyone around him? Will he let Bella get close when they both start falling for each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Best? by dragonfly and malilee reviews
Bella is hit with a family death and put up for adoption... What follows next is a tragedy, only ended by the cold arms of a loved one.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Air Kisses by streakofred reviews
Beautiful and confident Bella Swan and her best friend super hottie Jasper Whitlock moves to Forks, Washington for a change of scenery. She meets school player, the gorgeous Edward Cullen. But Bella knows how to hold her ground. AH AU BxE AxJ EmxR rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Best Friends Never Change by VivaLaSquishy reviews
Alice and Edward have always been best friends, but Edward has never met Alices other best friend Bella. Jasper is Bellas best friend, and he has never met Alice. What happens when they do meet. EXB AXJ EmXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,740 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misdialed by kissesblow reviews
Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fairytale Come True by Black blood666 reviews
It's 1907 and Isabella Swan is a princess of a famous castle. Her father, King Carlisle Cullen and King John Hale have decided to marry their children. What will Isabella do and who is the bronze haired Prince in the black carriage? 6yr old Bella & Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,449 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Long Way From Home by TwilightFan210 reviews
Bella's family is moving, so she moves in with the Cullens.Will there be romance or just alot of pranks. Better then it sounds. please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Anthems Of A Seventeen Year Old Girl by silverpixiedust reviews
Bella has everything a 17 year old girl could only dream of. Until an accident tears it all apart. She finds comfort in the last person she expects, Edward, who hates her, yet feels unmistakably drawn to her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
See Your Hero Come Running by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella moves back with her dad and older brother, Emmett when her mother dies. Bella is a quiet girl, shy and doesn't like meeting new people. Will the Cullens and Hales change that? ExB AxJ RxEm Rated T. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,528 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places by iSparkle0like0alice reviews
Bella?" he said, looking at me. "I'm Gay." This could NOT be happening. What happens when Bella is in love with Edward, but he's gay? BxE?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap by AlicexWonderland reviews
Alice decides one day it will be "fun" if she signs the cullens up for wife swap. The TV show where you... well... swap your wifes with another families wife.... Who will they get paired with?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/16/2009
Fun in the Sun by AlyssaLutz reviews
AU. All Human. Bella and Edward are lifelong friends. Now at the age of 17 the two of them realize they cant hold back their love any longer. But wait. What happens when Carlisle tells them about a trip? To Bermuda? BxE AxJ EmxR. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,221 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Life Swap by abigold3 reviews
Bella is an average girl working for a local newspaper in Forks, Washington, Rosalie is a celebrity living the "good life" in L.A. What will happen when the two girls switch places for one day? R&R. AU/AH BxE AxJ ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Bells by abigold3 reviews
Shortly after moving to Forks, Emmett 15 loses his little brother, Edward 4 in the mall. When Salvation Army Bucket volunteer, Rosalie 14 and her little sister Bella 4 find Edward instantaneous friendships evolve. One-shot, pure fluff. BxE EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
A lot like love by indigenousbleu reviews
Bella is a nerd. Edward is Mr.Popular- who don't know what he wants. Bella goes to Italy over the summer with his family but he dosn't pay attention to her and comes back amazing. He wants her. But does she want him? R&R .All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Three Little Birds by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella thought Edward had died at 9/11. She doesn't remember his name or what he looks like. What happens when she meets him at NYU, without her even knowing it's really him? ExB All Human. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
WHITCH by zebombdigity reviews
bella is a witch, hunted by vampires and others. what will happen when she reaches forks? will love come knocking on her door?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Baby love by rainydayB reviews
Bella and Edward story, from the young age when they first met. The age is MEANT to be mucked around a bit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
For love or Wealth? by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Isabella is a woman of high society. Her father has just died leaving her family penniless. Bella is to marry rich in order to save her family, but what happens when Edward Cullen, the stable boy, captures hear heart. Inspired partially by "The Luxe".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Living the Dream by AlyssaLutz reviews
Small town girl Bella Swan has a dream to make it big. It comes easier to her than it does to most. After being casted into the soon to be movie 'The Lovely Bones' she finds herself in the world of interviews and autogrpahs. Definetly a ExB fic. R&R! OOC
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing up with the Cullens by KaylaPotter reviews
Bella has been living with the Cullens since she was 5. She knows their secret. Will Bella and Edward relationship only be friendship or will there be more? but there are complication.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
Hard To Get by princess-girl45 reviews
Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Love Story by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
AU: Bella meets Edward. He loves her, but she is having trouble getting over her last relationship. She's having trouble trusting people. Can she get over it and be with him? Full Summery inside! Sorry, this is a bad summery so check out the one inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
All Human. Edward is a father to two month old baby Lizzy. What happens when the mother walks out? When he meets Bella and all other girls think he's scum? Will sparks fly? Or will Edward look out for his daughter a little too much? Please give it a chanc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Take Care by Resiliency reviews
AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Running From The Truth by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
AU: Bella goes to stay with her father Charlie in Forks, but soon finds the High School Sweetheart and player is trying to win her heart. What will he do to get bella's love? very cute and funny! ExB AxJ EmxR Sequal is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Dance Hall Drug by In the Name of Merlin reviews
Edward and Bella meet in a ballroom dancing class that their mothers have signed them up for. The title is by Boys Like Girls, but it's not a songfic. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Breaths by goldeneyez-x reviews
Before she could administer what had happened, a pair of strong hard arms had enclosed her in an embrace. “Shh. Just cry.” He whispered. So she did. First Chapter...read AND review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
America's Most Hated by summerg94 reviews
Edward's lives for his work as an auditor. When he goes to audit the owner of an ice-cream shop, he meets the beautiful, free spirited and stubborn Bella. Will Bella be able to break down Edward's tough exterior or will her repugnance for him overcome her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
If I Told You I Love You by Golden Fruit reviews
A scream in the distance... or was it right next to me? A growl errupted out of my throat... or was it my opponents? I wasn't one hundred percent positive, just like everything else. Formerly The Problem With Loving You.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phoenix by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella is forced to leave behind Forks and Jacob when Renee needs her. But she finds herself neighbors with the Cullen's and the Hale's. What happens when Bella finds the only person she can open up to in her beautiful neighbor? All human. T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,309 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
In the Midst of Retail Drama by V's Peach reviews
Bella and Edward work for the same retail company. What happens when Edward transfers to Bella's store? AU. Everyone is HUMAN. First FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,359 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Hathor, The Goddess of Love, Music and Beauty by summerg94 reviews
Jacob is the ruler of Egypt with Queen Bella by his side. They say she is the better reincarnation of Hathor-the goddess of love, music and beauty. Can a certain slave free Bella from the sands of Egypt? ExB Full summary on my profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Money and Happiness by KaityCat reviews
Edward is arranged to marry the girl of his nightmares. He has given up happiness and is now dead inside. That is, until he meets Bella, the fruit-stand worker. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Angels Cry by summerg94 reviews
Bella was pushed off a cliff and becomes an angel and remains forever 17. When Bella befriends the gorgeous but miserable human Edward, she wonders how their love for each other would ever survive. ExB Summary on Profile
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can You Fight THe Tempation? by MOMEZLUVZEMMET reviews
Bella, a feisty, bold, new girl, comes to Forks, Washington to live with her cousin, Alice, since her dad’s always away at business trips. On her first day of her new highschool she bumps into the most popular, arrogant, snobbish, and amazingly hott Edwar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
First steps by What I wanna BE reviews
When Bella starts at Forks High and The foot ball Captain falls for her, and not her for him what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is This Love? by summerg94 reviews
Bella and Alice have been best friends ever since they were babies. What happens when Alice's cousins, Rosalie and Edward Masen more to Forks? No vamps. BxE,AxJ,CxEs, RxEM Temporary Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Bella, Edward
Beauty Lust by C Nelson reviews
Everyone is human. BElla is the allstar at school and Edward is well Edward, you just have to read and find out for yourself. Will the two end up together? Don't like it, don't read it. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Dreams or Reality reviews
All Human. ExB, JakexM, AxJ, EmxR. I suck at summarys!Bella has strange dreams where, the nextday, the people from those dreams appear in her life. Are these dreams? Or is she actually seeing future events? PLEASE REVEIW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
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