Juan Jose Rodriguez
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Hey, wazzup! Uh... this is my profile page. I don't really know what to do... so I'll list my 3 favorite TV shows, then characters from cet TV shows, then fanfic couples from one show.

1. The Simpsons - Classic, amazing, funny show. Can't get better than this.

2. Futurama - It has the same type of humour than the Simpsons, coming from one of the best producers EVER - Matt Groening.

3. Total Drama Island - Oh man, I'm addicted to this show.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: This Hour Has 22 Minutes, SNL, SportsCentre

SIMPSONS CHARACTERS

1. Apu Nahasapeematelion - He's just hilarious.

2. Lisa Simpson - She's almost like a female version of me. Almost.

3. Bart. So many funny moments.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Homer, Carl, Stampy the Elephant, Nelson Muntz

FUTURAMA CHARACTERS

1. Zoidberg! Z-Z-Z-z-z-Zoidberg!

2. Hermes Conrad. That guy's popularity is climbing like a green snake up a sugarcane building.

3. Fry. He's funny.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Leela, Farnsworth, Nibbler, Amy

TDI CHARACTERS

1. DJ. Brickhouse's got heart!

2. Gwen. I love the way she is in TDA after breaking up with Trent.

3. Duncan. He is one of the funniest characters on the show!

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Bridgette, Courtney, LeShawna

TDI FANFIC COUPLES

1. Duncan-Gwen. I practically explode at the mentioning of BadBoyBadGirl.

2. DJ-Bridgette. This couple is so un-noticed, but still a favourite in my eyes.

3. Courtney-Duncan. I guess that polar opposites make up for a funny love-hate relationships.


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Wow. Really?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (I was born in Toronto)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I DRAW IN A WEIRD STYLE, so I MUST have no actual talent.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (Canuck! Tim Hortons! Leafs, eh?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (And maple syrup, eh?)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Trees FTW.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (So, every person on MSN, MySpace, Facebook, and whatever is?)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Oh wow!)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER (I've even gotten my sisters to play Left 4 Dead. Call of Duty 4: Best Game Ever.)

Twilight - Pedophile glittering vegetarian baseball-playing vampire. Terrible.

Jonas Brothers - Pathetic excuse for music and a disgrace to Rock And Roll.

Hannah Montana - Little talentless average singer hanging onto A fanbase of 10-year old girls.

Fred from YouTube - Annoying high-pitched unfunny brain damage under the alias of a 14-year old.

Need I say more?

MUSIC TASTES

Lupe Fiasco, Carlos Santana, Run DMC, Aerosmith, Kanye West, Bob Marley, AC/DC, Rihanna, David Cook, Chris Brown (Before he was a woman-beater), Flo Rida, Green Day, Michael Johns, Jordin Sparks, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Michael Johns, Queen, Rick Astley (Rickroll'd) , Sean Paul, Three Days Grace, Three Six Mafia, Escape the Fate, The Who, Wolfmother, Young Jeezy...

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your girlfriend?

Let's Get It Started (I'm single...)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Big Brother (He's in Ontario right now.)

3. Your teacher is...

Dream On

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

The Phantom of the Opera (...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Ridin'

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

It's Tricky (I'm tricky?)

7. How do you feel right now?

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist (Recently a racist vandal was on my wiki.)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Blue Suede Shoes (Ha!)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Get Low (Wha??)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Lights Out

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Right Now (Na Na) (I went to Green Day recently! WOO!)

12. If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?

Diamonds are Forever (...)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Never Gonna Give You Up (OK, I seriously did sing that. Just wanted to Rickroll the school! PM me, I'll show you the YouTube of it.

14. Your life's theme song?

More Than a Feeling

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Yahhh (Why do I own this song?)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

Home - Chris Daughtry (That'd make sense...)

17. Your motto is...

Let It Rock (No comment.)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Conflict Diamonds (I

19. What did you dream about tonight?

This War Is Ours (No...)

20. Any last words?

I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (No, I don't.)

Need I say more?

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Bracelets by Alternative96 reviews
New feelings and experiences emerge as Gwen Scotts, a normal teenage girl, competes on a reality show from hell.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 91,272 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Romeo ja Juliet by tmntfan4eva reviews
Courtney has been back for a a week or so and things aren't looking good. She sends nothing but hate Duncan's way. He doesn't want to give up on her, but what happens when she gives him no other choice? Will he finally bend and break? Or can he move on?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Nature Lovers by Winter-Rae reviews
DJ’s trying to think of something nice to do for Bridgette. With poetry out and a picnic seeming too much like a cliché, he’s getting more than a little frustrated; until, a shared moment by the pool. Main pairing: DJ/Bridgette
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bridgette, DJ - Complete
Into The Night reviews
As fiction as a fanfiction can get. About my OC, José, and him admitting his past to his friend, Bridgette. First story in a long time. Death scene.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bridgette - Complete