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Joined 04-16-09, id: 1903906, Profile Updated: 07-11-09
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Hi! My name is Heather and I am completely addicted to the twilight series. I live in the USA and am 14 years old. I have long brown hair and green eyes. I play guitar, flute, French horn, bass guitar, trumpet, saxophone, clarinet, and the mandolin. I luv music and all other stuff like that. sometimes I am kinda random ,especially when I have mountain dew at 1 am! Haha anyway… I really had no idea what to write here so….

THOUGHTS ON TWILIGHT: okay, just so everyone knows I hate Edward. He and Jacob should get married and Jasper should get together with Bella. They just seem so good for each other! Edward is just too damn perfect! I did like breaking dawn but I still hate Edward.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Jasper is the most sexy vampire in the history of forever, copy and paste this on your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't wait for the New Moon movie just because Jasper gets to have his big moment, copy this onto your profile.

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would definitely flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

Why I hate Edward Cullen: Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.

If you like some kids shows and are over the age of ten, copy/paste and add your username to the list: Team Iggy, TheJasperFangirl, jasperluvr95

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen isnt hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think Jasper is the most sexy awesome vampire ever to exist, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If whenever you see a Volvo drive down the street you chase it screaming, "EDWARD!" copy and paste to your profile!

If you think Emmett is wayyy Better than Edward, copy and paste to your profile!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character (JASPER!!), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. Crazy is when you fall down the up escalator and stand up saying ‘let’s do it again!’. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend gives you advice with your date at the movies. A best friend goes with you and hides in the back, watching every moment.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If diamonds a girls best friend then that means Edward belongs with bella. If dogs are a mans best friend… well that just shows that Jacob Black is gay.

A TWILIGHT SURVEY

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

I read them all in a week

Who introduced you to the books?

My BFF Tammy

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I got them all 4 christmas

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight sun!!

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jacob and renesmee die and Edward realizes he loves Alice more than Bella and Bella hooks up with Jasper!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

JASPER!!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper all the way baby!!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth… he sounds cute!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I bit a pillow. Or two"

"why did you bite a pillow?"

Haha I just loved this part! Its when Edward and Bella are on their honey moon (duh)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she punches him in the face… it would have been a better moment if she actually killed him…

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Whenever she give her makeovers!!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Victoria and her newborns! Jasper was awesome in that battle!!

Which book cover was your favorite?

Twilight. I like see it everywhere!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

YUZ!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

eclipse.

Eclipse or Twilight?

eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight sun I've already read breaking dawn seven times!

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

midnight sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

twilight movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Neither!! She should go with JASPER!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper?

Ummmm… I luv them both but probably Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Sam (Sorry but I am NOT a Jacob fan)

sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires... DUH!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

internet. and magazines!

Are you excited?

Totally!!

What do you think of the casting so far?

pretty good. Edward could be better. I luv Jackson rathbone as jasper!

Are you going to go see it?

of course!!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My BFFs Tammy, Brittany, Sarah, and Jenna!

List You Favorite 12 Twilight Characters

1-Jasper

2-Bella

3-Alice

4-Emmett

5-Rosalie

6-Esme

7-Carlisle

8-Felix

9-Embry

10-Edward

11-Nessy

12-Jacob

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL YEAH!! Because he is EMMETT!! Every catches on fire!

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Emmett would have to give birth… ew

And Rosalie would probably kill Alice

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ya…

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

NO!! Bella/Renesmee? That would be freaky!!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Rosalie/Felix or Rosalie/Edward... probably Rosalie/Edward… I

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

WEIRD!! Rosalie/Esme?? I think Jasper would run away screaming for someone to get the images out of his brain!! I know I would!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Alice/Edward: when Jasper and Bella cheat on them how will they make it through? Can they realize before its too late that they were meant for each other?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff.

Jasper/Felix?? I don’t think so… that would be weird….

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Doctor heartbreak

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Emmett is bored one day so he decides to try and be gay. How far will he go? And how does this involve a naked jasper? (don’t ask.. my friend made this up)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

No… none of my guy friends read twilight… and my girl friends don’t like girls like that…

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

Alice—TO THE MALL!!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ummm idk

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jasper, Esme, and Jacob are left alone and decide to have a three way to get out of their sexual distress… WARNING: Lemons!

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

you are worth it.

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

It was a Carlisle/bella and they were keeping something from Edward.. idk when it wuz

18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Jasper and Carlisle are happy in a relationship until Embry runs off with Emmett. Jasper, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Renesmee and a brief unhappy affair with Jacob, then fallows the wise advice of Rosalie and finds true love with Alice.

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May All Your Christmases Be Whitlock by trampvamp reviews
Home For The Holidays Jasper's one shot contest entry. Can sparks fly when a nerdy math wiz meets a shy science geek over Christmas break?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
More Than Anyone by AthenaRowena reviews
Bella and Jasper have been best friends forever. Now in their senior year of high school, both secretly want more than just friendship. Bella/Jasper. I'm not very good at summaries, but please just give it a try. I'm temporarily rewriting chapters, so if some chapters seem off, that's why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,325 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Comare by Signorina-L reviews
Jasper/Bella. All human. It was unexpected. It was hectic. It was hell and heaven all in one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Could It Be Destiny? by JenRar reviews
Bella Swan opens a bookstore in Port Angeles, which happens to be located right next to the music store owned by a young man named Edward Cullen. Watch as they meet and form a relationship. Rating for later chapters. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,016 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Fail by LonelyWoods92 reviews
Time may heal all wounds, but the scars will always remain. AU One-Shot JJ/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Dying Candle Leads to a new Light by Jasperbells reviews
Could forever end?Bella finds herself drifting away from Edward as he is always busy. She can't take being ignored so she finds solace in other company. My first ff ever so no judging thanks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Cullens get a Wii by frannehwashere reviews
After Bella's changed, she finds sunny days excruciatingly boring. So Carlisle picks up a Wii! Who knows what will happen? Jasper/Bella friendship... for now? c: Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper
The NotSoCasual Gourmet by Home For The Holidays reviews
Bella, Jasper, and the rest of the gang celebrate the end of a gourmet cooking class and the upcoming holiday. Example one-shot for the "Home for the Holidays" Contest being hosted by the Jasper's Darlins. "M" for content. Under 18, please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Roadside Assistance by AngryKitten reviews
When the truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Bella can only hope that the gorgeous mechanic she finds has the right tool for the job. Rated M for lemons and language. AH-AU. Entry for the Love of Jasper One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Ordinary Appointment by pange reviews
Jasper's bad day takes a turn for the better at his evening appointment. My entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest. One-shot. Rated 'M' for language and explicit situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
There's a Place I Go for Breakfast Every Afternoon by laceylove reviews
I sometimes pick up the paper that’s about three weeks old, I don’t mind, I just smile and eat. She’s all that I come here for.' A one-shot based on The Waitress Song - Seth Sentry. Jasper's POV. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Nurse Bella by The Lady J reviews
Bella wants to give Jasper a special gift for his birthday. one shot for JaspersBella, lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Edward the Ambiguous by podex carmen reviews
Jasper and Emmett have a conversation about Edward. Things go downhill from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Begin Forever by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
A sweet, sexy romp in the woods between Jasper and Bella. Written to satisfy the needs of my one shot poll participants. AU Twilight/A Second Chance at Love crossover. Rated very M. Lemony goodness! Help yourself! Mmm... Jasper...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Jasper Offers You Battle Scars by FashionPixie89 reviews
The second story in my "When Offers you " series. In this title, Jasper Bella sexy times. Lemons x 2000. If you don't like sex, do not read this story. If you're a horny mofo, read and offer suggestions for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Cowgirl by Twilighter31 reviews
Jasper proves to Bella how much he loves her. First lemon, so be nice. Connected to Choosing Love. DO NOT NEED TO READ CHOOSING LOVE TO UNDERSTAND. Rated M for a reason. JasperxBella One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Question Of Dreams by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
2nd story in the Vampire Truth Or Dare Series. Bit of Bella/Alice, Emmett/Edward and Bella/Carlisle. MAIN is Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ares by JaspersStoryAlter reviews
If all the Cullen kids were single and someone finds their mate. No names spoken but Bella/Jasper. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Nobody Sleeps When I'm Awake by LaViePastiche reviews
Oh Jasper, you dirty little bastard". I would call this my smut de resistance. An outtake of my story Three If By Fire...but really, it's just smut. BellaxJasper. Really smutty. I'm not kidding here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Seattle Nights by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is bored at home, so she drags Jasper to a nightclub in Seattle to escape the family for a few hours. But why has a bill for repairing a hotel room arrived for Carlisle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Random day with Jasper,Emmett, and Bella by Miss Jasper Hale8635 reviews
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett say random things to each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Home Alone by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Jasper and Bella are home alone. Jasper/Bella. Rating for sexual content. Co-authored with eskaybeki. This was an IM RP that we decided to make into a fic, so it might be slightly OOC. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Facing the Music by Eowyn77 reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
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Boomerang reviews
Edward left and Bella got changed by a different vampires bla bla... but what if those vampires happened to be Jasper and Rosalie? when all three join the Voultri what will happen? and what will happen when they have to protect the family they once loved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Feuding Love reviews
Bella Swan’s coven has always hated the Cullen family and they have been fighting for the past 300 years. One day the Voutri come and force them to live together until they solve their problems. will Bella find love on the way? Jaspet/Bella fanfic R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Unknown Past reviews
Bella is a boring, normal human... or so everyone thought. When visited by an old friend Bella's secret past is revealed. this is my first fan fic... i suck at summarys. stephenie meyer wrote twilight not me *sigh* i only wish...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secret Lives, Forbidden Love reviews
Bella Swan is a were-tiger and she has always thought vampires were evil and horrible creatures. what happens when the Cullens come to town and she imprints on one of them? there is a full summary inside. PLZ read! its really good! JasperxBella story R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Forgotten reviews
Edward left Bella and Bella was turned into a vampire by Victoria. Bella doesnt remember her human life at all and thinks that Victoria is her sister. so what happens when she meets up with the Cullens again? will she remember them? cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett and Bella Moment reviews
Edward goes hunting leaving Bella with Emmett and the rest of the family... Emmett is armed with an Ipod, what will happen? REALLY FUNNY! one-shot, might turn into a two-shot later. plz read! really good! rated T because I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Emmett