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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf
by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
RoadTrip With the Cullens
by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jaspers Fun with Emotions
by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Jasper changes Emmetts Emotions, and decides to see what Edward does! boys will be boys, oh wait Vampires will be Vampires! Was meant to be a one-shot, but not anymore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
by CinderWitt reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
My Life Without You
by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,288 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Love Game
by Beka0502 reviews
Alice starts a game at lunch to help Bella get closer to Edward, but will she get a surprise as well? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,278 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust
by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd find out that even the most horrible situation can lead to something pleasant.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries
by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by jrose452 reviews
The Cullen family help Carlisle give Edward advice about dealing with Bella's more female than human needs. Everyone has something to add even if it's not all helpful in Edward's eyes. B/E ONE-SHOT from an on-going fic 2be posted soon Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed
by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
by edwardlover10 reviews
Bella and Edward wake up in an alternate reality, right after the end of Breaking Dawn. Everything is strange in this alternate universe. Can Edward and Bella fix it before it’s too late? E/B’s POV. Full summary inside. R&R, flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good & Evil
by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Green Eyes and Lemonade
by avioleta reviews
Bella has always wanted Edward. Written for tby789 and LolaShoes' “Love Through Lemons" Contest. Can one night truly mean more? Clearly a Lemon : AH, ExB. Rated M for smut, language, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The House In The Middle
by MegaScene reviews
ALL HUMAN: Six teenagers are dared by classmates to spend 7 nights at the suppossdly haunted house 3 miles from the school. The teens eagerly take the bet, but what happens if the stories said are true...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned
by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella gets a lot of advice from Jasper and Emmett while the family goes hunting. A lemony explosion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Running Out The Door
by RainbowsOfDoom reviews
Jonathan Larson's original two ideas for the "Goodbye Love" scene combined with the final scene into one. Roger loses control while arguing with Mark. Oneshot. Rated M for language...I think...
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Black Friday Alice Cullen Style!
by marykat reviews
Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
What Happens In Hawaii, Doesn't Always Stay There
by Hope-Hazard reviews
Just a one short based on a video me and my friends made. Jake comes back from a one-year trip to Hawaii with Leah and has some shocking news for Nessie. He finds that she has some news for him, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
by bemysevendwarves reviews
The Cullens and the rest of their year are assigned cliques. They have to spend a whole week with their assigned group, doing activities familiar to that clique. Some are happy with their assignments, but others find that it's going to be interesting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Little Secret
by Justine Lark reviews
Bella has an idea for something special she can do for Edward now that they're engaged. It will be their little secret. If only she can persuade him that it's safe! Complete in 2 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Skykittykat reviews
What would happen if all the Twilight characters got their own AIM chat accounts? How much Pandemonium and hilarity would ensue? A humorous one shot set right before Breaking Dawn and with a ton of giggles thrown in. It's better than I make it sound...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Money, Sex, Money, Cat
by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Just what were those other people in the restaurant thinking? BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slide on in!
by bellapouts reviews
Bella and Jasper are watching boring TV commercials when they notice one that stands out. When Jasper wants a pool, they all want a pool! It's time for them to slide on in into the depths of their highly expensive pool. WARNING: Includes grabbing of legs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Letter To Santa!
by JiseiHakushaku reviews
When Renesmee Cullen sent her letter to Santa asking for a special present, she never expected to get what she got. She'll find out that the true magic of Christmas lies in love of family and friends... and the magic of Santa. / Oneshot, Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Completely Ungirly Journal
by stupidlamb3931 reviews
Emmett can't keep his big mouth shut. Companion piece to Dear Diary. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens
by UltimateFanpire20 reviews
This is what happens to the Cullens when a mysterious noise is heard from the roof on Christmas Eve. Random, credit to my friend Morgan for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: Renesmee sees other kids ridings bikes. Now she wants to learn how...should be interesting when none of the vampires learned how to ride a bike. ONE SHOT! Pure fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
La Vie Twilight
by InABlender reviews
Combining two of my obsessions: Twilight and RENT the Broadway musical . In short, this is the Twilight version of La Vie Boheme.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Old for my Age
by AJandhisbeard reviews
PostRENT. Chapter 19 has a summary. MimiRoger MarkOC MoJo. Mostly Mimi centric but not your average Mimi fic. DEFINITELY not the average MarkOC even if it might seem that way at first .
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,048 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Mimi M.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
by Aldara Gaea reviews
It's Christmas time! Edward decides to surprise Bella by giving her gifts for the twelve days of Christmas... what could he possibly have in mind? Enjoy some Christmas-time-with-the-Cullens fluff. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,370 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twilight's Twelve Pains of Christmas
by ShinningSilverLove reviews
This is the song The Tweleve Pains of Christmas TWILIGHT STYLE! Muahahaha! Rated T for mild language! ONE SHOT!...I know it's way past Christmas but I could really care less!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Time To Change
by Jessica Dawn reviews
Roger’s going through withdrawal, and Mark helps him the best he knows how. Sometimes, your best just isn’t working though.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe
by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
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A Biology Class to Remember reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella watch a video in Biology together? Things get interesting when the lights are turned off and no one is watching. Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T for later content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Newborn fun and games reviews
What happens when Emmett gats a list of things to do when he is bored and refuses to give it to the rest of his family. Things get interesting when Bella begins to notice the traits of a newborn within her. Post Breaking Dawn. Not a very good summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett