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Joined 04-16-09, id: 1904046, Profile Updated: 05-12-15
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, and Batman the Animated Series.

This profile was written ages ago and I've decided to finally update it by just deleting all of that fangirly embarrassing crap. If you want to make a drabble request or just chat feel free to send me a PM. My user is Lecture but you can also call me Kt. I'm also an artist as well as a writer.

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Dedan rp blog-
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Aku rp blog-
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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
A Grey Area by misguidedghostwriter22 reviews
Aku finally has a plan to destroy the samurai once and for all. But what happens when a simple conversation creates an unexpected change of events?
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Jack, Aku
People Like Us by Saere reviews
Other than battle, Kurosaki Ichigo is the only thing that can make Zaraki Kenpachi's heart race. Confronted with the thought of Ichigo dying, Kenpachi realizes how much it would hurt to live without him and fights to convince Ichigo that 11th Division is where the ryoka belongs. Kenpachi/Ichigo, KenIchi. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Give Me Life by Lyowyn reviews
Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students. Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Mad by jjhatter reviews
All he wants is his Alice… The Mad Hatter's point of view of Batman: Arkham City; also covers some events that take place before the game, including the Hatter's POV of the patient interviews. Please, review!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch
Like a Virgin by OllyO111 reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
One of Those Nights by PengyChan reviews
Silence is a luxury you rarely can enjoy in Arkham, but some nights you can just close your eyes and enjoy the silence. Scarecrow/Mad Hatter friendship, deals with pretty dark subject matters. Set before/during/after the "Lock-Up" episode. Warnings in the A/N of the first chapter.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harley Q., Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, Ventriloquist
The Day After Today by Liebestraum reviews
How hard would you fight, to live again? Character sketch of Teru Mikami.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
First Impressions by Sayonara Akumu reviews
When Ichigo had met Kenpachi... he wasn't expecting to be shoved into his trunk and questioned if he was going to cooperate! Cooperate with what! Ichigo didn't hear anything, he swears! KenIchi Yaoi Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Delight in disorder by MelodyofChoas reviews
After Batman gives in to his hidden desires for one night, he carts off the clown to Arkham, only for the doctors to find the Joker is pregnant. WARNING! MPREG! Do not read if do not like!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Definitons of a Forbidden Fruit by 30thCenturyBreakdown reviews
'After all, it's tricky when you fall in love with the Forbidden Fruit, knowing that the problem is not whether they actually love you back, but knowing that it would be forbidden for them to do so...' HikaxKao One-Shot, contains Twincest..
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Coming of Age by Hadasah reviews
Rukia has planned a party for Ichigo's 18th birthday. The only question Ichigo has is- what exactly happens at a coming of age party? KenxIchi, yaoi, yuri, non-con, drinking, cursing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Bond by Lhflu reviews
A new look at an old theme. What is that bond between Kirk and Spock? Story 1 of 4 in a series. Slash. Re-edit 7/26/10.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ballistic by WhirledPeace reviews
I'm Sai. In my profession, you meet a lot of interesting people, and help them find the correct medecation, or sedatives. Yet, with all the stories they bring, I've learned stories often intertwine. AU SaiIno, implied KisaIta, rated: language, slight yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sai, Akatsuki
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Time Ago by Yokokitsu reviews
A collection of stories concerning the members of Akatuski - past and present. Pairings such as Zetsu/Tobi, KisaIta, and OroKabu, but others as well. Each entry was written and concerns a time ago.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Tobi is a Bad Boy by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi
Grimmjow's Prey by One tailed Shukaku reviews
Aizen has sent Grimmjow on a mission to the Living World to gather info on Ichigo and Rukia, as well as the others. He sends Ulquiorra to watch over him in secret and the Cuatro soon finds their roles reversed... GrimmIchi eventual GrimmUlqui smut later
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Fight for a reason by Kira michi reviews
A Kenpachi/Ichigo Short One-shot. A little lemon. Please be gentle. First yaoi I ever wrote.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Chewing Lips by sub-doll reviews
A pair of lips are driving Severus Snape crazy, will he do anything about it? HGSS. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fun by wonderfulmika reviews
Zetsu Teaches Tobi his fun song...hehe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Confessions of a Shadow King by coinincident reviews
3rd of its kind! Kyoya admits to having connections to the Kira case, but he himself might be a suspect! He also tells them of a cousin whom he thinks is evil: Light Yagami. Haruhi admires Light's smarts, but the twins and Tamaki become jealous.Justread!
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Light Y., Haruhi F.
Kira's Heir by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Light, after being questiond by Ryuk, decided to give Mikami a gift that would end up with Kira having an heir. But how can he guarantee that he won't fall in love with Mikami while his heir is growing? yaoi MikamiLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T.
Night Shift by OceanTiger13 reviews
The Joker holds up a McDonalds.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Belief Solidified by WhirledPeace reviews
Once a year, on a certain eve, the fabric between our world and the spirit world become thin. And Hidan is very, very glad for this. Sex of a sort...? JashinHidan yaoi Kind of? Eh... M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Veritaserum in flight, after class delight! by Witchaywoman reviews
Harry/Snape slash! Is there any other kind? Harry is madly in love with Snape and afraid to admit it. Another twist on the old "Snape makes good with his veritaserum threat and then gets a surprise" theme with some humor and a lot of smut, yes smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Love with a Bastard: Unspoken by HpFanficFan reviews
Harry is in love with a bastard. He has said so many times, but the bastard has never said it back. 3rd in a series of ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Glasgow Smile by hyenateeth reviews
Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Boogie Man by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
AU. HiKaku, KakuHina. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and a new chapter of yaoi! Hidan's conducting a little "experiment", and Kakuzu's the lab rat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Kakuzu and Hidan Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Date by seditionary reviews
Bruce Wayne is ready to face an uncomfortable truth about himself, but when he makes a bold move, he quickly finds he is in over his head. Will he make the best of it? Or will a certain unexpected clown create more chaos in his life than he likes?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
It was only a dream by Eye of the Moon reviews
Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sakujo Me by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Oneshot:. He was only trying to empty his inbox...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
How We Find Love by WhirledPeace reviews
It's strange how we find the ones who truly love. Pein, in anger and hate, ends up with the one who truly loves him. Like this story, it was only intended to be a one-time thing. PeinZet PeinKonan MadaraKonan Yaoi lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu
Softening? by hatchling reviews
Even the Zombie Brothers have their soft spots, and that they notice during a normal day at Akatsuki hideout. Rated for Hidan's language and mentions of blood. Kaku/Hida, and minor Ita/Kisa, Tobi/Dei and even Saso/Dei if you look for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Uniniatiated's Guide to HP Fanfiction by Fitful reviews
A Guide to Reading Harry Potter Fanfiction. I had it on one of my live journals but apparently no one ever read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
kakuhida by wolf-of-death-Hanone reviews
just a KakuHida request which i sorted out
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One Small Favor by Lightshade reviews
A one-shot of some Batman/Joker smut. What really should have happened during the interrogation scene...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Violence and Vulnerability by LydiaGoesRAWR reviews
Hidan loses Kakuzus wallet. The miser hurts him in a way that he'll never forget. CAUTION: sex/rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Smells Like Sex by hell-raiser13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday but Kakuzu isn't even paying attention to him and he wants some much needed attention! KakuHi KakuzuxHidan and SasoDei implied with a little SasorixDeidara at the end Yaoi/shounen ai Don't like then Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
When I dream of you - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi gets angry when Deidara asks Kisame if he is gay, but unbeknownst to Itachi, Kisame only has eyes for him. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Just Keep Quiet by xotakux2002x reviews
darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Good Pain by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan loves pain; and what pain is better than sex with a sadistic seme? kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Gone by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Birthday by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan's birthday! how do he and kakuzu celebrate? kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Hiding my Love through Anger by hell-raiser13 reviews
KakuHida KakuzuxHidan Yaoi Don't like? Then don't read! BoyxBoy Kakuzu is angrier lately and Hidan is confused why, turns out he has a little something on his mind concerning the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Shinies by ToMakeMeTame reviews
Why DOES Hidan wear his Jashin necklace? No one has ever known for sure... until now! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Misunderstood by Nakimochiku reviews
do you think i can do whatever i want to you? Joker / Batman, short oneshot, enjoy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Sitting On Pin Cushions by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Who was to say mad wasn't actually sane? Oneshot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Art by The Crack Fairy reviews
While their personalities were nowhere near alike, Deidara and Hidan were, in a way, so similar. /Reflection drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Moonless Inquiry by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Oneshot:. While strolling through a field alone on a moonless night, Inuyasha happens upon his brother and unexpectedly, converse rather than clash.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Birthday Smut by Selvanic reviews
Orochimaru wants something very specific for his birthday this year. OroKabu I don't know how to use the 'fruit' warning, so EXTREMELY HEAVY YAOI CONTENT! Don't read if you don't like
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
democracy of the heart by NotWritingAnymore reviews
Kakuzu doesn't want to feel any thing for his partner. why would he want to? Hidan was annoying and useles....but demoracy has a way of over ruling things... Kakuzu/Hidan, blood, strong language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Strange Sort of Normal by Rodnii reviews
Hidan's morning routine. Crackfic it be, littered with words small children are not supposed to know, but somehow do anyway. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One Last Kiss by TechnoTobi reviews
All I wanted was for him to push me off and say "Knock it off Hidan, we have business." But knowing he would never say it again made me want to try all the more. Rated M for Necrophilia. Be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Apartment by xotakux2002x reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Finding Out by WhirledPeace reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Waffles by Nakimochiku reviews
admit it. i know Raito-kun did it. drabble, enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Forgotten by blaqksilence reviews
Sometimes even a God is human. MikamixLight, yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Shortage by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Ryuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Hold Hands by Tiro reviews
Ryuuku wants to hold hands; Raito wonders what he has done to deserve this. Third time. What was the purpose of Ryuuku’s all demands? Implied yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Kiss by Tiro reviews
Ryuuku wants a kiss; Raito considers suicide. Who will win this time?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Popsicle by Nakimochiku reviews
L has an odd way of eating popsicles. LxRaito, drabble, enjoy
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The last laugh by Joker88 reviews
The Joker strikes again. Just a one-shot of a scene that got stuck in my head while I couldn't sleep
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thin Line by Rainy-chan reviews
Light/Mikami - Mikami makes an unexpected visit to the HQ to see Kira.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
LifeTime Sacrifices by hell-raiser13 reviews
Hidan's point of view, starts out with a sacrifice. Check in to see how it turns out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stitches by Cupe reviews
Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Worship by Nilahxapiel reviews
He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
A Cell With a View by Amara Anon reviews
Arkham Asylum has a strange problem placing its newest inmate, The Joker. -Drabble- Winner 2nd Place Best of 2008 - Drabble Division at batfic contest.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Birthday Boy by Cupe reviews
It's Kakuzu's birthday. Hidan remembered, and got him a little present....Rated for graphic yaoi. KakuHidan. Don't like, don't read. Please review! For Jen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Impossible by Kerink reviews
It was only a matter of time before the two would be alone once more. Onesided RyukLight, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Persuade Me by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
RYUK LIGHT by somethinginconspicuous reviews
Ryuk Light NCS PWP YAOI oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Perils of Coming Home Early by sydedalus reviews
What if, after discovering they rather like physical intimacy with each other, House and Wilson decide to become lovers? This is the exploration of that relationship. Set after Love Hurts. AU. Mature audiences. Some PWP.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,741 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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Lights out in Arkham
Lyle Bolton, the chief of security in Arkham pays Crane's cell a visit late one night much to the rogues displeasure. Pairing-Lyle Bolton/Jonathan Crane, Rated M for Noncon/dubcon.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Published: 5/17 - Complete
Unintentional Orgasm reviews
How do you deal with a hard on in the middle of potions class? One thing leads to another and well you get Yaoi, Snarry, and smut every chapter! M-Rated for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Helping Hand reviews
Kakuzu is being worked like a dog by that pain in the ass of a leader, can Hidan help relieve some stress? KakuHida A fanfic I wrote as a mission on DA for Akatsuki-yaoi-freakz enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying Attention reviews
Joker 's got Batsy but' he is ignoring him. Joker needs his attention one way or the other. Rating will go up next chapter to M.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Question's reviews
Kakuzu asks a few weird questions that threaten Hidan's sanity. Like he has any left.Slight Yaoi. Rated T for Hidan's Tourettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Equivalent of reviews
Harry has to do an extra credit project to please his professor. Complete! -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aftertaste reviews
Hidan was so sure it would taste great, yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back, "blegh, it's sticky?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Appendage reviews
L and Light are interrupted by Misa while they are having fun.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete