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Failure to Thrive

Chapter 13

Carolina Liar Video "Show Me What I'm Looking For"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkwVTK10cwQ

Georgia O'Keeffe Watercolor:

Chapter 15

Table of Contents for the "Racing Book"

Chapter One: Author's Introduction

Chapter Two: Statistical Data

Chapter Three: Sexuality and the Male Mind

Chapter Four: Defining Sexual Dysfunctions

4.1 Causes of Male Sexual Disorders

4.2 Ejaculatory and Orgasmic Disorders

4.3 Premature Ejaculation

4.4 Delayed Ejaculation

4.5 Retrograde Ejaculation

4.6 Anorgasmia

4.7 Erectile Dysfunction

Chapter Five: Treatment & Methodology

5.1 Stop and Start Method

5.2 The Squeeze Methods

5.3 Pharmacotherapy

5.4 Microsurgery

5.5 A Customized Approach

Chapter Six: The Importance of Communication

Chapter Seven: Stigma and Social Concerns

7.1 Research Past and Present

7.1A The Kinsey Institute

7.1B Master's and Johnson 1970

7.1C (SMSNA) The Sexual Medicine Society of North America

7.2 The Nomenclature Debate

Chapter Eight: Anxiety and Overstimulation

Chapter Nine: Visualization Techniques

Chapter Ten: Dealing with Past Relationships and Incidents of Failure

Chapter Eleven: Concluding Thoughts

Chapter Twelve: Glossary of Terms

Index of Terms and Appendices


Works Cited


Anejaculation.com. 14 July 2009.

2009 Andromeda Andrology Center. .


Journal of Sexual MedicineVolume 1 Issue 1, pp.58 – 65

3 Aug 2004, 2009 International Society for Sexual Medicine.


“20-30 Percent of Men Worldwide are Commonly Affected by Premature Ejaculation.”

Men’s Health News 12 May 2004. Medical News.net. 14 July 2009.


Premature Ejaculation Help Forum.com. 14 July 2009. Personal Blog.


Problempenis.com. 2007. All About Premature Ejaculation. 14 July 2009.


Chapter 16

Let Love In

Goo Goo Dolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetIlD4iK98&feature=related

Chapter 17

White Orchid Print in Carlisle's office

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.georgiaokeeffegallery.com/ProcessedImages/30000/25422_100_1_450_650.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.georgiaokeeffegallery.com/ShowPrint.aspx3Fpid3D25422&usg=_yF6qtrHN1JJmGvod4f3ZEBULyx8=&h=368&w=450&sz=16&hl=en&start=109&um=1&tbnid=eZXKT4KzyhX6fM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=127&prev=/images3Fq3DGeorgia2BO2527Keeffe2Bflower26ndsp3D2026hl3Den26sa3DN26start3D10026um3D1

Anthony (Tony) Robbins Clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0iFgVzXxKc&feature=related

Chapter 18

It's All Coming Back To Me Now, Meatloaf and Marion Raven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8u7JjxvgEo

Sunshine Melody, Doris Day and John Denver

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQMh9F7xlko

Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Elton John and Kiki Dee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc

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