Author has written 2 stories for CSI: Miami, Book X-overs, and Maximum Ride.
This is BlueJaya, consisting of two people. Erin, aka Blue, nicknamed for her dark blue hair. And Jaya.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, DaisyPinker(I'm always on FanFic! Like 24-7! I mean it! Really! Really really! god dammit i'm twitching again! don't judge! My mommy says I',m special! don't look at me like that! Why! why! why cant you people just leave me alone! Oh, god! THE VOICES! THERE BACK! NO! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! oh, go I'm hypervenilating, the blackness, i want to give to the blackness! I cant breath! Help! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-big breathe- okay I'm better! hehe.), TwiRidePotterGirl (it's SO much fun... until my mom yells at me to get back to my homework)BlueJaya
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Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can, so don't label me.
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One day, while a blond was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blond started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blond laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blond is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blond giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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ThInGs To PoNdEr
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
AND THE ONE THAT ONE OF TwiRidePotterGirl's BEST FRIENDS CAME UP WITH BEFORE EVER SEEING THIS LIST:
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?
15 Things to do with friends when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!"
"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous
"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous
"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous
"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous
"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous
"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (Vampires??)
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books. -This would probably drive me to phobia listed above (Agateophobia-Fear of Insanity)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. -That would seriously suck.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. -Sorry Dutch people, but some people are afraid of you.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. -What can I say?
Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches... shivers
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Now this name is just mean!)
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Wow)
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.