Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi. I'm a Jewish Twi-hater who loves to read, write, doodle and watch anime.
I am currently a pre-med student studying to be an Er nurse practitioner, so sorry if I don't update, I'm probably studying.
I am of the Female gender.
I like doodling and googling stuff.
I enjoy humor at another's expense, especially when it involves homophobic politicians.
Not a big fan of yaoi. I actually hurl a little if I get one or the other in large dose.
I'm Coloradan, so I have a great internal compass but when I try to give directions I'm directionally impaired.
One of the best stereotypes I've heard about Coloradans is that we eat granola bars for breakfast, trail mix for lunch, and chips for dinner. I tried that diet and it was really boring. I'd rather have Chipotle or homemade hamburgers (The only way to truly eat them) than live on trail mix!
I can speak a little Spanish, I try to be around as much Spanish related culture as I can so that hopefully I can learn the language.
Forever in hate with Venezuela. Hope That Chavez is the next to die (He has been the 'president' of Venezuela since before my 12 year old brother was even alive!)
Vatican City (Hetalia)
Human Name- Mary Vargas
Physical Description- Has long brown hair that she keeps in a braid, golden eyes like the others, one curl that represents St. Peter's Basilica. She wears a nun's uniform when she is in the church and normal clothing when she is not. She looks like a 16 year old girl.
Personality- She claims that she is the purest and most honest of all the Vargas's when she is the most hypocritical of all. She is very demanding and prideful that she is the home of THE pope. She wants both North and South Italy to pledge purity but both refuse.
Human Name- Marcella Jones
Physical Descrption- Just imagine a long haired Spain with boobs in hiking clothing.
Personality- Colorado is the oldest of her blood siblings Arizona, New Mexico, and Utah. She seems very outspoken over contact that isn't face to face but is very shy in person. She is a frequent cocaine user, but the healthiest of all her fellow states. She is of average intelligence, though her main focus is genetics. She loves apple cinnamon tea and Rocky Mountain Chocolate.
Which Hetalia Character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[X]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
(3/10) Sad considering my dad is 100% German...
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature.
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[X]You love hamburgers.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[X]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[X]You had a very sad childhood. (Lost a good friend, and had to move from Berlin when I was just 2 years old because my house was set on fire.)
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
Switerland's courtesy of ConfoederatioHelvetica...
Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)
[X]You're very reserved.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
( ) You are very well-raised
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
( ) You smoke
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
( ) You have a potty-mouth
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
And I'm italy. No surprise there!
The story of my life put to music.
Opening Credits: The Delicious Tomato Song- Daisuke Namikawa
Waking Up: Oh yeah- Big time rush (The right song to pump you up for the day!)
First day of school: Blind- Ke$ha (I don't know.)
Falling In Love: Love the way you lie- Eminem ft. Rihanna (That's not good...)
Fighting: Umbrella- Rihanna (THIS MAKES NO SENSE!)
Breaking Up: When you're gone- Avril Lavigne (This makes sense!)
Driving: Resonance (Soul eater Opening song)
Flashback: California Girls- Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dog (I-i just don't know anymore.)
Mental Breakdown: One of those girls- Avril Lavigne
Getting Back Together: S. Italy Hattefutte parade- Daisuke Namikawa
Prom Night: New way to bleed- Evanescence
Wedding: Lullaby- Nickelback (Am I getting married alone?)
Birth Of A Child: The Lonely- Cristina Perri (I don't understand!)
Final Battle: Hey Baby- Pitbull ft. T-pain (Oddly fitting...)
Death Scene: Wish you were here- Avril Lavigne (I guess this makes sense.)
Funeral: Half of my heart- John Mayer
End Credits: Never say never -The fray
Name Twelve Of Your Favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters in Any Order:
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Canada? Hells ya.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
France gets America pregnant, Amelia would end up having the child without Francis's knowledge and raise it on her own.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Lichtenstein... haven't really read any lately
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Russia/Prussia? Well they were a couple during the cold war, but that didn't work out so... no.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Spain/Ukraine or Spain/Lichtenstein, Spukaine I think he would be to afraid of Switzerland.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Russia finds Canada and Ukraine in a secret relationship... Russia would kill Canada.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Gilbert and Francis were two friends who loved to cause trouble for the people around them. But their friendship becomes threatened by the new girl, Antonia. (He He, bad touch trio)
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Spain/Hungary? Well maybe somewhere...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
America/England- America's Debt (Good? No?)
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Canada/Greece- Greece is about be sold off to the highest bidder because of his debt. His new friend Canada is the highest bidder. Canada helps Greece get back on his feet and lets him be an independent country again.
12. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Lichtenstein- When we stand together by Nickelback
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Warning- Slight pedophilia and yaoi
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ukraine on England
I have enormous tracks of land!
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Ukraine wants Hungary to try her new brand of Vodka.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Russia walked in on Prussia and Greece having sex? He would take a picture and run. he would later use the picture as a blackmailing tool.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Spain de-flower America?
Antonio was the second, after that strange viking, to visit Alfred. But Antonio was the only one who invaded.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Canada? Yes. With prussia/france
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
China? Yes, my friend is absolutely in love with China.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Prussia/Spain/France? That's the freaking bad touch trio! I love writing about them!
23) When might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hungary? While beating Prussia to death with her skillet.
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
England, oh earlier today!
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
China shag Lichtenstein? He'd have to be drunk. REALLY drunk.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Canada/Russia? Russia of course.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
America and Lichtenstein are in a happy relationship when Lichtenstein runs off with Spain. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with China and a brief unhappy affair with Greece then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with Prussia.
Title- America Is a Fickle Bitch.
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Russia/ Ukraine? Incest is gross.
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll.
You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing.
You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an Australian something
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. (Well, only when I ask them to.. still counts, right? RIGHT?!)
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
You talk with your hands.
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast.
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
You say villain as: Vee-lon.
You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time. (As in, betting ones?)
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Your parents let you drink
You know what a pizda is
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have a family from Asia
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
You hate the Japanese
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag".
You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 10 This makes sense, I am Prussian after all.
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french.
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
You hate foreigners.
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city.
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house
You share a bathroom with 5 people.
You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light".
You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel. (whaaat?)
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle names.
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior
You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
One of your family members has an accent
You actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
You've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
No matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
Any team playing England is your best friend
You have tried haggis
You drink tap water
You know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
You get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
You know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
You know what an 'aussie' is.
You know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
You like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
So, German huh? Right on the money!