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Joined 04-17-09, id: 1904378, Profile Updated: 09-29-09
Author has written 17 stories for Hellsing, Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, Fairy Tales, Thick of It, and Inglourious Basterds.

Here be blanket disclaimer for the fandoms I write in (up to now: Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, Hellsing): I don't own them, makes no claim of ever owning them, gain no monetary payments for them (as if anyone wants to pay me). They belong to their respective copyright holders, owners, creators, etc.

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Shopping for Glory reviews
a Yuletide2010 story for Doveheart. a boy and his Freudian journey to an end-game. it was only bad because he invited a friend on that journey. silly boy. warning for: sweary words, unsettling themes, etc etc
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - D. Hellstrom, Hugo S. - Complete
One Hundred Different Paths reviews
Very much AU, grossly without a beta. Severus found a way to remove the Dark Mark, and another way of life. Or something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Severus S., Albus D.
On Leave reviews
When Sam's away... warning for: sweary words of the Malcolm variety . A short "Thick of It" throwaway scene.
Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jamie McD., Malcolm T. - Complete
The Girl with the Undead Pet reviews
sometimes a wand may be easier to hide under skirts and blouses; but other times, a big gun remains desirable. or, A Hellsing in Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Minerva M., Integra
All for the Better Or Maybe Not reviews
Part of the snape100 challenge: Snape de-aged. "He hated growing up the first time. Then again, he's much smarter this time around." Individual headers and warnings in each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
The House at the End of the Village reviews
A stranger passes by an odd village. A Rapunzel tale written for Stultiloquentia as part of Yuletide 2009.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
What Fact, Heavenly Mansion? reviews
Smecker doesn't know whether to praise the day he got sent to Boston or curse it with all his might. warnings for: sweary words, twin-smarm, possible-AU. written for the Yuletide 2009 Story Exchange, as a gift for drakonlily
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
A Wizard's Love is a Bitter One reviews
The saying goes: “the path of true love never runs the way you wanted them to, or something like that.” Snape/Black, past SS/LM, and therefore Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Invisible Line reviews
maybe one day we won't need to stay in the dark. Snupin, therefore slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Portrait, You Say? reviews
Harry invites Draco to go on a portrait-procuring adventure. H,D smarmy, poss. pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
What the Healer Ordered
comment-fic sized. warnings: harry, draco, a quarrel, a bed, and a roomful of cliches. H/D and therefore slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On the Cusp of Everything reviews
Life flashes by. Spoilers for HBP. Snupin, and therefore slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
a decade of rosary, a fine man's passed reviews
comment-fic-sized, futurefic and character death. Connor/Murphy smarmy. with Smecker in the role of a voyeur.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009
Happy Ground reviews
Remus is happy now. Snupin, therefore slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Tawie reviews
Visiting an old friend at the pasture. Snagrid, therefore slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
Hospitality reviews
Connor/Murphy/Smecker. "Though his sexuality was often suspect, his hospitality wasn't." from commentfic comm. @ LJ
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2009
Elegies reviews
In the end, the early-departed, need us no longer' but what of those left behind? Spoilers: Manga vol.01, Post-Ch.95, and non-explicit mentions of other episodes also
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Integra