Author has written 4 stories for Fast and the Furious.
Online classes suck - I am too much of a procrastinator - as y'all can see because I haven't updated in a while. I am really sorry. I've moved about a million and a half times since I started writing. But I am back and have big plans.
"They will try to buy you and your mind, but only the curious have something to find" Nickel Creek
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Author Unknown
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
I went to a restaurant that served breakfast at anytime, so I ordered french toast during the renaissance.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Teacher - "You failed your test" Student - "You failed to educate" Have you ever noticed that as soon as you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If you have ever walked into a room and then thought "oh shit, what did I come in here for", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen The Price is Right and thought the person who bid $1 over another bidder was an asshole, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen asleep in class, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been totally obsessed with a fictional character, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever updated your fanfiction story instead of doing your school work, copy this into your profile.
I have 5 fingers, and they all have a purpose.
thumb - to show the world i'm gonna be okay
pointer finger - to pick out all the things i want
middle finger - for those people who push me too far
ring finger- for that special guy when the time is right
pinkie - for the promises the i'll never break
Not a very informative profile, I know. If you are really curious about anything just ask...