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Joined 04-17-09, id: 1905204, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
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About me:

Name: Thomas

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Birthday: October 29

Sign: Scorpio

Personality: Kind, Caring, Sarcastic, Loyal

I can't believe that Naruko is an actually character on Fanfiction.net now

Quotes/Favorite Scenes:

It was like fire and ice at the same time. So different, yet both had such a great deal of affect on the other. It was like fireworks in the snow; the sun in the sky at night. So impossible, but so evidently there. Fiery and freezing passion was what it was.

Quote from chapter 5 of ISam

Naruto arrived home in record time, he had no doubt that Hinata would be waiting for him. He opened the front door using their hidden key and entered. All of a sudden he was SUPER GLOMPED by Hinata. "Finally you're back! You were taking so long, I was worried about you." And without even thinking about it she pulled back and crushed her lips into his, effectively knocking him out in surprise. "Naru-kun? Naruto you wake right up this instant, I'm supposed to be the one who does that. AND I WASN'T FINISHED YET!"

Quote from chapter 7 of Will of Fire

Naruto pulled out the sword bringing pain to both Hinata and himself but not the cold body of pain… he was finally dead. He felt Hinata stagger back towards a tree for support while he turned around to her with a smile

"at least now… I rid this world… of him… and died in the bliss… of your lips…" they kissed one last time as they both gave up their resistance of death.

Sune walked in to the area soon after their deaths being taken away by his subordinate "you 2 were the purest of souls… and great friends…" teardrops ran down Sunes face "you knew of my true identity Naruto… and yet you didn't hate me for what I did to you…" J walked through the forest to him

"he was a good kid Sune… and he gave his life for a cause worthy of a hero…" J kept a strait face the whole time he spoke not a bit of emotion in his words

"don't you ever cry J… he was our friend and now he is dead and I cant do shit about it because they already got sent to Kami…"

"Sune… I do not cry for him because I'm not sad but I do not cry for him because it is an insult to him to shed a tear for purifying the world of its evil… his whole life was horrible… but when he found some one that cared and he was around them he was happy… look at where his body lies now sune… in the arms of his beloved lip locked… they both died without regrets and were both sent to kami… and you never know kami might take pity upon the curse he bore for his life… he may send them back or give them the option to be reborn and destined to love each other again…"

sune stopped crying "thank you J… I know how I can honor their deaths…" he did a few hand signs and froze them both in a casket of pure crystal preserving their bodies in their dieing position for eternity with an engraving along the side.

"Here lies Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze cursed at birth and his fiancé Hinata Hyuuga heiress of the Hyuuga clan, both died in the heat of battle to rid this world of evil. When all hope was host they never gave up and finally purified this world from the ten tailed and the nine tailed demons. In the final moments of their lives they shared one last moment of blissful happiness with a kiss as they ended their resistance to death dieing in each others arms happy"

Final line of Legend Of The Kitsugon

"They're making me into an escape goat"

-Quote from The Office

"Wait… Hinata… is she… no… she can't be… can she… is she really hugging me… this has to be a dream… Hinata would never hug me… would she… man… this is so troublesome… wait… why am I thinking like Nara Shikamaru… FUCK… she is not hugging me this is just a dream… but if it isn't she isn't doing it on purpose… someone like me does not deserve her love and kindness."

Quote from chapter 2 of Legend Of The Kisugon

"Twist, what do you mean by that Naruto-kun?" Hinata added now joining the conversation.

"For starters the first thing she had me do was tree climbing without my hands."

"But you already knew tree climbing before you even became a Genin." Shino said wondering why Anko would teach Naruto something he already knew.

"Yeah that's true but she said I wasn't proficient enough with it so she had me practice it her way."

"Well that's not that tough, Kurenai-sensei taught us that same chakra control exercise." Kiba said with a superior grin etched on his face.

"Yeah but did you have to do it with your hands bound with a one hundred pound sand bag strapped to you, while having senbon thrown at you as you ascended the tree?"

- Quote from chapter 15 of Legend Of The Blond Aburame

As Ibiki finished up his explanation, Naruto suddenly felt a very familiar chakra signature making its way towards the window.

'Oh no' Naruto thought 'it can't be.' Just as Naruto thought this a black ball came crashing through the window sending up shards of broken glass everywhere. The ball then unfurled and was pinned up to the ceiling with two kunai revealing it to be a banner that read Second examiner: Mitarashi Anko Jonin-sensei of the most badass Team in all of the five elemental nations. Anko stood in front of the banner grinning something fierce.

"Listen up you maggots; this sure in hell isn't the time to be celebrating! I'm the second examiner Mitarashi Anko!" Anko called out loudly. "Now let's get a move on!"

Naruto, Haku, and Fu all had their faces buried in their hands. Silently praying that no one realized that Anko was their Sensei.

Quote from chapter 22 of Legend Of The Blond Aburame

Jiraiya shook his head, and placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "Kid welcome to the life Sasuke Uchiha lives." Jiriaya joked, before Sarutobi cut back in.

Quote from chapter 36 of Legend Of The Blond Aburame

"I may have had a fair share of girls seek my attention, but I've never been able to show my affections towards the girl that actually interested me." Haku explained.

"So you do like girls!" Naruto shouted with a grin. "That's awesome, now that bone head Kiba owes me one hundred ryou!"

Haku's eyebrows rose. "You actually questioned my sexual preference?" Haku stated a bit embarrassed at the prospect.

Naruto waved his hands out in front of him in a defensive manner. "Hey I bet that you were straight!" Naruto defended. "Besides that's water under the bridge now. So on to other things like who is this girl you're interested in?"

Quote from chapter 16 of Petals & Thorns

"Naruto." Shino interrupted as he finally located the person that Kiba was revering too.

"Yeah and it looks like he's heading to the Hyuuga's place." Kiba added. "Wanna go and meet up with him or shall we wait a bit and catch him later?"

"Let's wait for now." the Aburame suggested. "Right now he is going to the Hyuuga mansion, so Hinata will see him again for the first time in a long while. We should let her meet with him in some manner of piece, without us interrupting their time."

"Yeah, maybe we should." Kiba agreed with his best human friend. "Hey, Shino." He suddenly added after a second. "How long do you think Hinata will last before she faints? My money is on twenty seconds!"

The Aburama looked at his friend over his sunglasses for a second before speaking up.

"Kiba, you of all people should know that Hinata is stronger then that." he scolded the dog-user. "She'll be able to last for at least a minute in front of him before fainting now."

Quote from chapter 29 of Naruto Arasiodori

Naruto simply stood there, not wishing to interfere or bring any attention to himself, Lee's ranting was enough to make a person go insane. Actually the ANBU had been using him and his sensei to interrogate people, though it was really just to torture information out of them. It was evil cruel, some even say inhumane, but it usually got the job done within a couple of hours.

Quote from chapter 11 of Budding Love


Stories I'm working on:

Hiryumaru: Son of the Shajikamigan- I lost everything thanks to my computer crashing but I've finally started writing again


Oh, I have a few story recommendations:

#1: A Mother's Love(Naruto(NaruHina)) by lord of the land of fire

#2: The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted, part one of the R-series(HP(H/T)even if you don't like this pairing i REALLY think those who read HP ff will like it) by Regulus

#3: The Chamber Of Secrets Reopened, part two in the R-series(HP(H/T)) byRegulus

#4: A Life Not Worth Living(HP(H/T)) by Blade-Claven

#5:A Few Angry Words(Naruto(NaruHina))by lord of the land of fire

#6: Legend(Naruto(NaruHina))by welltossedsalad

#7: My Secret(Naruto(NaruHina))by Wootabulous

#8: A Growing Affection(Naruto(NaruHina))by Xavon Wrentaile

#9: Beautiful Mess (CG(L/K)) by abercrombielvr07


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Forty-Six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito; I found it on welltossedsalad's profile.

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustibility
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First CorollaryUnfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.


I FELL FOR IT!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. (or a facebook)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.


Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Itachi
2. Hinata
3. Naruto
4. Minato Namikaze
5. Kushina Uzumaki
6. Shikamaru
7. Haku
8. Rock Lee
9. Shino
10.Gaara
11. Temari
12. Shisui Uchiha

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yes

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
From a male's perspective no. From a woman's, extremely

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Lee's teammates would be wondering two things 1, how the hell did lee get knocked up by a ghost 2, how the hell did Lee even GET pregnant

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not about him in particular

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They wouldn't be together, that's how

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Let's see, a cross between necrophilia and pedophilia both ways, so neither

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Haku: Excuse me young la- IS THAT A CORPSE

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
*sighs* do I have to? F#$k. They were both alone, striving for attention, for recognition, and they finally found it through each other. Good, now excuse me while I go vomit

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
You know what I'm just gonna leave that one alone

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
For the love of me, I just can't think of one and the saddest part about that is that that idea actually works

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I am NOT going NEAR that one

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
yeah

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
No

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
THE FUNK WASN'T WITH YOU! NOW DIE!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
From Heads Unworthy By Rise Against

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: SEVERE Yaoi and Uchihacest

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
uhh I really don't know

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
wow, not even shika-kun could have predicted that

20) How emo is Seven?
Slightly


THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! (Stole this from can't remember where!)

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Hinata, Naruto

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NarutoxHinata, ShikamaruxTemari.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Not Particularly

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No way.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Manga, headbands, Akatsuki rings

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No, I like to separate the real world from the imaginary.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina obv.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku

9) Which team is your favorite? Team

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) The canon one? Yes

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? I always knew!! I guessed way back at the beginning cos even as a baby Naruto looked like the Yondaime and who else would you choose if you were sealing away a demon? Someone else’s kid?

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro Sasuke for character developmental reasons

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? yes

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, I have ADD and trust me Naruto does not have ADD.

17) Sub or dub? Sub. But when I am watching and doing homework at the same time I need to use the dub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, she’s such a bitch to Naruto and I hate people like that. She fawns over Sasuke all the time... I know Naruto does the same for Sakura but he’s kind of desperate for love.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny in annoying way.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? neither

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, he had me fooled!! Ummm Kakashi I think he’d be pretty cool!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weird, but one of my faves!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? That question is just stupid, it all depends on who's writing anyway.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? (sarcastically)No I think they’re an annoying waste of time!!(not sarcastically)Are you freaking kidding me?!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Not anymore

27) Do you like lemons? I refuse to answer under the grounds that it would incriminate my(meaning yes. *sighs in shame*)

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, not really, no.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YES!!!!!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? yes.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? If I drew it, nobody recognized it.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? hmm...Well...Now that you mention it...Maybe

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?*raises one eyebrow*Your kidding right?

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? A bit

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Was he ever?

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? I'm sure I'll kill them off eventually.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No.


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, Dipstick1214,Thouasand Tailed Holy FangFlash, Andrew Uchiha

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE HOLY GRAIL!!

if you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool nickname like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

if u hate narusaku or any other naru-couple other then naruhina copy and paste this into ur profile

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles , Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16,

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina, or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, Timelegend

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, Timelegend

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999


Put this on your
page if you love

Naruto!


Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

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I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Repost this if you agree with it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, cynicalConquestar

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

Stereotypes Suck:

Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY so I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

For the record, this does not translate to rape

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, Timelegend- Ravenclaw

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.(I stopped?)
When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


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WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 46 - Words: 44,649 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Dark Bride by Bolmung LK reviews
FF#1 Kallen falls in love with Zero, but she soon finds out that she is being forced to marry Lelouch. Torn between the two how will the truth come out that Lelouch IS Zero?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,663 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Thunder Flowers by thehemingwaydilemma reviews
From the day they get accepted to Beacon to beyond where we last saw them in Forever Fall Part 2, The Good Ship Renora has sailed straight and true. Childhood friends Ren and Nora adjust to life at Beacon, share adventures, and come to terms with sharing a room together (but not "together-together"... or are they?). Slightly Canon with the appropriate plot deviations
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Nora Valkyrie, Lie Ren] [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7767 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 5,055 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
The Learning Curve by Texan Red Rose reviews
It's been two days since their "date" and Kanaya is still very confused as to all that happened and what might or might not have changed in her relationship with Rose. She's decided to go straight to the source for answers, something easier said than done.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Kanaya M., Rose L.] - Complete
What Everyone Missed by cb-hp-writer reviews
Sometimes no one sees what's right in front of them. Various characters discover & react to a certain surprising relationship. Used to be a oneshot called "What Remus Expected." A series of related oneshots. Rating for implied sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Rising Dragon by kingdom219 reviews
To have the power of a God in the palm of your hand is amazing, eh Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Secret by Wootabulous reviews
I have a secret. A secret not known to the world. It is Deeper and Darker than the Kyuubi. If it gets out, how would the people of Konoha react? I possess...the Sharingan. I am who I am, I cannot change...I will not change. NaruXHina Full Summary Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,415 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3400 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lies and Walls by Ninazadzia reviews
This is wrong, I thought. This is so wrong. You're stripping Samantha Puckett. But to be entirely fair, she was also stripping me. Seddie lemon, R&R
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Naruto: Doublefaced Leaf by Torashi Namikaze reviews
Naruto/Kamen Rider Double. 10 years after the Kyuubi on the festival, Naruto and Sasuke endup in a shack that contains something the world hasn't seen in 1000 years. COMPLETE! Sequel In Progress!
Crossover - Naruto & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Spectrum of a Rainbow by cb-hp-writer reviews
Each significant moment in their lives is associated with a different color. Oneshot. Post-war AU, rating for sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Legilimens! by nissassa reviews
One fine evening our young hero has a bout of accidental legilimency, The result: We get a mind-mage Harry.Is the wizarding world ready for him? HarryXN.Tonks. Tonks is 3 years older than Harry. !Horcrux enhanced Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,451 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Ascendant Naruto by Azraelean reviews
After A failed assassination attempt, Kyuubi offers Naruto a deal. Contains strong Language, Attempted Murder, Politics, Pranks, etc. I don't own Naruto. AU Naruhina, Sakura Bashing, shades of grey Sasuke. Bloodline Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Nymphadora Tonks & the Secret Admirer by cb-hp-writer reviews
When Nymphadora Tonks starts receiving mysterious letters and gifts, she has a choice to make: her oblivious crush or the stranger trying to woo her. Post-war. Oneshot. Rating for blatant sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/15/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
iAm The Spawn Of Seddie by CommanderCousland reviews
Who was the little girl in iSpace Out? She's mischevious, she's smart, she's Seddie's kid. Told through her POV, how will Sam and Freddie react knowing they have a child from the future? Fic inspired by SarcasticLeaves' speculation, set during iSO.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Rebel and The Chosen by cb-hp-writer reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Coping Methods by cb-hp-writer reviews
After the war, Harry spirals downward. In the end, it's the person who accompanies him on the journey that helps him out of it. Post-war. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Into the Flames by Vampy Kitten reviews
A village that despises him. A sensei that ignores him. Teammates who abandon him. Where will Naruto turn as things grow worse? /NaruHina, Standard Disclaimer/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Village of Nobodies by Monkey Ninja Naf S'netog reviews
Naruto and Hinata abandon Konoha, with the aid of the Third, and soon embark on their journey to create their own village. With a war on the rise, different chakras appearing, and loyalties shifting... can they keep their village safe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,300 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Demon's Angel by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
What if Naruto was really a girl and was being sheltered by the Hokage in a forest inside of the village?What if after Itachi 'killed' his clan,she finds him near death and saves his life?Their lives are soon intertwined with each other,Full Sum Inside On Hold for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Please by hitori.no.boku reviews
Anko knew she wouldn't let him go. Couldn't let him go. Because waking up in the arms of Uzumaki Naruto had been the best moment in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
respite by Sara Winters reviews
Ten years after the war, Harry wonders if he's finally found everything he needs to be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
So Scandalous by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Bloodline by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
[FullSumInside]A few months before the exams.What if Hinata asked Naruto out?And he said sure!After that Naruto starts to like Hinata.And what if Hinata awakes Naruto's bloodline too?As they hang out more they get stronger,powerful,and braver.[NaruHina] Oh Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,953 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Marks of the snake by ravenwingcorps reviews
He trained them, then abandoned them, Team snake will have revenge on Orochimaru, with the weapons he bestowed upon them
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Petals & Thorns by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Tired with the way things were going in his life Naruto flees the village but he isn't alone when he returns. Watch as Naruto, Haku, and Kimimaro search for their purpose in life. Plant Manipulation Naruto NaruHina AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,483 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Chosen One by ForeverFallen76 reviews
When the blood of the Namikaze, Senju, Uzumaki, and Uchiha run through the veins of one child, he shall be gifted with the power to either bring true and everlasting peace or the complete destruction of the world. What will he choose? Only time will tell
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Demon Son of Konoha by ChunkyLover584 reviews
At a very young age, a life altering secret is revealed to Naruto and he suddenly finds himself with a tenant, a sensei and a father. How will things change for the young blonde, now that he is no longer alone? Naru/Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,105 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
4 AM Cupcakes by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Tonks has to take her mind off the war somehow... Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
iKeep a Secret by fireflies321 reviews
Freddie and Sam have a little secret they're keeping from Carly, Spencer and everyone else. Can they keep up their charade or will their secret be exposed? What will happen when Carly begins to investigate their strange behavior? Multi-chapter. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,081 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Nine Years by ovp reviews
Nine years. Three to realize how much she meant to him, three to date her, and three to be married to her. He didn't want just nine years. He wanted a hundred, a million. He wanted infinity. NxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wind Maiden by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
HakuFemNaru, At a young age, a female Naruto is beaten and left for dead far away from Konoha, but by following the wind she got up and ran off, only soon to be found and taken in by two traveling ninjas. FullSumInside... On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,841 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Haku, Naruto U.
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Seitora reviews
Yahiko survives and wins the civil war against Hanzo. As the new leader of Ame, he seeks a new path to peace. Through sabotage and destruction, the shinobi world will be annihilated. No Madara, Dark!Naruto, realistic ruthless militaristic Sandaime/Konoha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,908 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Fū
Oops, we're locked in by KandHforever reviews
Haruhi and Hikaru are locked together in the club room...will Hikaru win her over in the end?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
i taught your boyfriend that thing you like by pearlbutton328 reviews
She's staring at her from across the room as if Sam cares that she's Freddie's girlfriend. As if that would make a difference.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
I won't say I'm love by Zone-Blitz reviews
Song Fic. I won't say I'm in love from the Disney Movie Hercules. Tonks has just gone through another break up, and her friends are pushing her towards the man they know she's really in love with. Only problem is she won't admit it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Trunks and Pan's first date by alkaidx10 reviews
this is an very old fanfic of mine this was on another site but i'm posting on here but yeah its trunks and pan's first date and gohn is not too happy with pan lying to him but will pan and trunks stay together or will gohn break them up
Dragon Ball GT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Trunks, Pan S. - Complete
Huntick: The Game by alvara one of many obsessions reviews
With the Professer defeated, the Huntick Team is given a few days rest before heading on a new mission to Central America.
Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
iWill Be There For You by CommanderCousland reviews
What if Missy stayed? What if there was no School At Sea program? Sam gives Missy the beating of a lifetime and soon gets Carly's resentment. Missy replaces Sam in iCarly. Who will stay by Sam's side? How far will Missy go to get Freddie? Seddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,371 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Will of Fire by Circean Shadow reviews
Nearly killed on his third birthday, Naruto is sent out of the village to train with the Uchiha Prodigy, Itachi. Watch as he finds connections and makes irremovable bonds to become truly powerful and protect everyone he loves. NaruxHina NarutoxBleach
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,299 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6011 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Goblet of Fire: Rekindled by Regulus reviews
Complete! Harry gets into more trouble than he realizes when his name pops out of the Goblet of Fire. A year of headaches and hardships confront him, but something much darker lies on the horizon. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,304 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Legend by Pandora's Crate reviews
After losing to Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto is attacked by the villagers and almost killed. He flees the village to train in peace and eventually ends up in Sunagakure. T for violence, language and innuendo; rating may change. NaruHina, others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Adventure 04: The Covenant Strikes Back by lordtrayus reviews
In the midst of emotional turmoil for the digidestined, a new evil force takes over the Digi world. New bad guys, new good guys, romance, fighting and some good old fashioned butt kicking.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,541 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Yamato I./Matt, Sora T. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9087 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Honeysuckle by Mr. Lee reviews
We all know Haseo and Alkaid's story on the Honeysuckle Blades. But what about Haseo and Shino's? A .Hack Roots/G.U. HaseoxShino oneshot. Rated T for fluffiness and just a touch of angst.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Haseo, Shino - Complete
Of Family and Love by blerghy reviews
A collection of fluffy oneshots placed in chronological order. There will be some family oriented ficlets at the start, but later on some LiefxJasmine and possibly BardaxLindal.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Married! by Princessstphanie reviews
TK gets strung into doing a reality TV show. He gets the chance to meet 20 girls. He already knew a few of them. Who will be the last to remain? Who randomly shows up again on a private date? Who all cheated on TK? What's with TK's new scarier attitude?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,197 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Dear Diary 2 by lunar-teardrop reviews
Beginning with two diary entries...again. Haruko and Naota both weep...both want the guitar that never moves to move and so both wait. Movement comes soon...
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006
Dear Diary by lunar-teardrop reviews
Two diary entries...Naota and Haruko. She came back and played a guitar that never moves and told him that she loved him but not yet. Confused...good...now read away.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
My best friend by Princessstphanie reviews
Somehow all the Digidestined from 01 & 02 get into a class together and all get in trouble, .. even Izzy! Their punishment is too write a paper on who their best friend is and why. Then a few more simple questions like that. TAKARI!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,395 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Please Say Yes by Jasmine of the Forest reviews
Set between the heroes returning from Hira until the wedding of our dear little Lief and Jasmine. We all know Lief loves Jasmine, but is she equally certain? He was brave enough to stand against the Shadow Lord, but is he brave enough for this?
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Awakenings by tinabot reviews
NarutoxHinata. FINISHED but BEING REVISED. This fanfic is a quantum universe, one possible direction the story could go, that branches off after the the big Naru Sasu fight. There's lots of NaruHina fluff and martial arts action. SEQUEL All the Difference will be revised too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,036 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
For the Love of Son Pan by StarmanWaitingInTheSky reviews
Rated for language and hints of adult situations later on. TrunksPan. Trunks loves Pan. But he isn't sure how to ask her. So what does he do? Talks to Gohan. But will the powerful Sayian approve of the relationship? Read and find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,833 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Trunks, Pan - Complete
Emotion by Darkness of life reviews
Chapter 5 up-....Tsukasa and Mimiru spend more time together....is Tsukasa getting closer to Mimiru than he thought he would?
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003
Those Days by lethal paine reviews
Haruko's impulsive ways have finally got her in a rut... for the best or not? Naota is getting sick of her ambigious answers... [HarukoxNaota -complete]
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
How Kisame Joined The Akatsuki
A quick little spoof about how and why Kisame joined the Akatsuki. Slightly crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
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