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Joined 04-18-09, id: 1905647, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
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Emmett

The Sundance Kids ()

James Petterson Novels

Scrubs

Seinfeld

Ricky Gervais

Stand up comedy

Sarcasm

Quotes

"The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream" Marylin Manroe

"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not." George Bernard Shaw

"To fly, we have to have resistance" Maya Ying Lin

"God, my greatness is beggining to become a burdon, get back to me" Dr Cox (scrubs)

"Newbie if the next two words out of your mouth arent seeya then the third will be 'Ow my crotch you've punched me in the crotch'" Dr Cox (scrubs)

"You seem unhappy, I like that" Janitor (scrubs)

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Just to make you laugh...

Pick up line combacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Things to do on an Elevator:

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence Helped nothing by MissSez reviews
Jasper/Bella pairing. What if Bella was being abused my charlie, and her brother Emmett finally finds out after 16 years. Who will Bella Get close to and how dangerous could it be for her? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5571 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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From Pain to Perfection reviews
What would it be like if the Cullen's cover story was the truth? An AH Rosalie/Emmett story, based on the cover story they use in Forks. A tale of love overcoming grief.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Waking Up In Vegas reviews
Oneshot for the Fanficaholics Anon fortnightly fic contest. Bella awakes in her Vegas hotel room feeling oddly different, she gets up to find an attractive stranger in the hot tub. What happened last night?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, James - Complete