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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

My profile icon is a photograph by ghostmilk on deviant art, go check out some of her other photos, becuase she's really very talented.

"Just paint the picture of a perfect place
They got it better than what anyone's told you
They'll be the King of Hearts, and you're the Queen of Spades
Then we'll fight for you like we were your soldiers..."
-expert from All the Right Moves, by OneRepublic

My name is Juliette. Like Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, except you add another T & E at the end—for all reference purposes, you can call me Juliet-teh-teh-ah. I'm an upbeat phsycology major who lives in NYC, but writing is my niche. I'm irrational, easily amused, immature, and a pop culture addict. Further evidence of this — including more writing — can be found in the deepest dephs of my computer documents.

I'm a slash writer, just to warn you. If I ever do get around to publishing any of my one-shots for Harry Potter, I'm pretty sure they'll all be slash. (HP/DM, RL/SB, SS/RL, ect., ect.)

I do not write stories about Bella or Edward, sorry. In all truth, they both make me want to go out and commit murder. I do, however, write stories about Leah, Seth, Jacob, and the rest of the wolf clan.

Glee is my new obsession. There are things in it, however, that make me want to vomit. Like the Finn/Rachel romance. No. No. It will not work. I'm Puckleberry all the way, baby. :D

Some people drabble. Others write multichaptered novellas. I write pretty fuckin' short one-shots. If it's not completley ridicoulous, I don't know what is. Most of them never get published, but some do. So look out.

Crackficcy's are my forte. So, if you need a laugh, come on in. If your looking for that melodramtic teenage angst shit, then what the fuck are you still doing here? Go re-read New Moon or something...

A user named jblc77 made a spin-off of my one-shot "Twitter" under the title "Twitter, The Secret Story". Go check it out, it's really good. :D

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 8036 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Wolf Girls Got A Date by Stephycats7785 reviews
Leah Clearwater has a date with the one person no one would have seen coming. Emily is not happy when she learns her cousin is going on a date with Angela. She goes to tell Leah how wrong her date is only to learn Leah could care less what she thinks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Leah, Angela - Complete
Finding true love twice! by Imprinting Magic reviews
What happens when Taha Aki returns to La Push and finds his 3rd wife was re-incarnated. Explains the real reason Leah phased! Orginally going to be a one-shot but I want to do a whole story. Please give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Leah, Taha Aki - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twitter, The Secret Story by Imprinting Magic reviews
This was orginally one-shot story, by a different author. What happens when Paul, gets ahold of Jared's password and account. What is Jared hiding from everyone. Funny lemons, and threesomes to follow.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Paul, Jared - Complete
Love you, Hate you by hinatachan the itaxnaru luver reviews
Ever since birth, Harry and Draco's parents had agreed to have an arranged marriage for them. Interested, Draco checks it out, the day Dudley goes to the zoo for his birthday. Harry James Potter is having a tough time swallowing all the info.Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,479 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Comehither by ATemporarilyLostPhyz reviews
Draco's punishment for an Unforgivable failure is to entertain the Dark Lord, with whom Harry shares a connection of mind. He experiences what Voldemort feels, and he begins to fall for his schoolyard nemesis. Now he has to fight to put daylight between his love and the real enemy. AU OotP, HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 276,986 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drabbles by dracosoftie reviews
I'm in the mood to write drabbles to celebrate my return to the fandom. Who wants to play? Give me a prompt, any old prompt, and I'll write up to 300 words. Rated M for the possibility of mature content in some of the drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Life by Alida Ravene Armstrong reviews
A planned auror raid on a rogue vampire hive is ruined when the vampires abandon their nest. What happens when the only survivor is the long thought dead Draco Malfoy? Post-Hogwarts, Harry/Draco Slash, Slightly AU but not much .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Ugly Duckling by Ktbug426 reviews
You all know the story. And then it turns into a beautiful swan. Yeah Right.But maybe it could happen. Bella returns home from summer vacation a new person. Will she finally get the attention of the popular Edward Cullen? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hell Hath No Fury by Rebecca a.k.a Mrs. Jasper Hale reviews
A one-shot of how Rosalie killed Royce, in Royce's point of view. Fairly detailed. M for violence. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Rosalie
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First Kiss by tomfool reviews
Written for Flufflyllama. Fred and George's first kiss. Twincest and underage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - George W. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That's What I Meant To Say by The Miss Marauders reviews
An LJ that's not really based on L or J. Sirius needs a kiss and so Lily bets that he won't kiss the next person to walk through the door. LJ RS Don't read if it offends!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Sam Uley's Happy Bubble of Denial reviews
Sam knows Leah isn't really dating Jacob Black. Becuase there's plenty of other explanations that make so much more sense. 2 part work-in-progress. Brief mentions of Embry/Seth slash. Leah/Jacob, Emily/Sam. Cracky.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Twitter reviews
Jared makes a Twitter. Too bad he dosen't know that it's a public website. "Do you even know what a Twitter is?" "Of course," replied Jared, "It's an online place where you keep your secrets." Another crackfic for the masses. :D :ONESHOT:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jared, Paul - Complete
Bowsing reviews
In which Paul, Jacob, Leah, and Seth play the new Super Mario Brother's game. Rated T for language and blatant innuendos that divulge into Bowser's and Peach's *real* relationship. It's a humorous crack!fic, or is it a cracky humor!fic? Nobody knows! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete